#ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY

[constantlyfalling]

the creature

[battoad]

made some dead boy detectives fake tweets bc i can’t stop thinking about them

[guttervpixie]

‼️ATTENTION‼️

if a random dude come up to you with a camera and a mic and asked you 'what your listening to?' or 'how much do you pay in rent' THAT ISN'T A INFLUENCER THATS A RANDOM ENEMY ENCOUNTER, KILL THEM TO GET XP

[evansbby]

tiktok roasting the shit out of ghosted omfg 😭

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[ribstongrowback]

hey i can't make it to Sorry For Visiting Wanton Destruction Upon Your Populace For No Reason Day yeah uhm its just that like you didn't invite my war crime friend and i think its kinda fucked up that you did that

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[mobblespsycho100]

touden stare down

[mr-malumm]

Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[frontseatpocket]

get panini pressed, idiot

[spacetravels]

today at work i got hit with a plane

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

[squidflavoredsoup]

stupid thing i did

[loftedlow]

it was a butt-dial not a scam call ):

I wanna mess with ppl

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever