#ASDFGHGFDFGH

[professionallydeadinside]

Cozy

I FORGOT TO POST THE LITTLE BEAST YESTERDAY IM SO SORRY LOOKIT HER!!!! All curled up and cozy........

[helllords]

The Leviathan: body image.

[xnoel]

(part 2)

[bom-bombon]

🍓 only if u want to tho !!

DUDE. DUDE. OFC DUDE. I WANT TO.

When you sent that anon ask of, I forgot what it said specifically, but the general vibes you gave off made me feel proud of myself. You just have that friendly vibe that I want to talk to? I’m not sure any of that made sense but like, you’re approachable and affable. Like, you’re the sweetest and wholesome person I know!!

And your drawings!! They’re so cute!! Ever now and then I just,, remember them and I just smile because idk how you do it, but your style, just vibrates with your kindness. It’s probably because your style is more cute and I associate that with innocence and benevolence so ig it must be from that. Regardless, it always makes me happy seeing you draw my ocs

I also love hearing your rants and opinions in the tags. It gives me a whole new perspective and sometimes reevaluate my beliefs and understanding. This is important (to me) because I love hearing what others have to say whether they be supporting my original thought or contradict them. That’s how great discussion are built.

I really did have more to say but I’m forgetting the English language. I’m so glad to have met you!! Ya know you can bother me at any time with any random thought or headcanon. I love hearing ya be so passionate

[felixlcsser]

text // leo

fitz: uhhhh so ur dad's texting me

fitz: he's asking me what my "intentions" are with his daughter what do i do

fitz: i think he wants me to ask for your hand in marriage wtf

[dementedspeedster]

ICONS ONLY: KON'S TIDDIES

Accepting || Send "Icons only" and something for my muse to react to. @supermantm

[lesbianmaxevans]

[Image Description: Four stacked gifs from The Equalizer. Robyn has brought her client, Dorian Endicott, to her base or operations.

Robyn takes the blindfold off Endicott and he looks around. Endicott: A secret lair. How original. He notices Harry. Endicott: Who’s this? Your Alfred? Harry: You’re right. He is an ass.]

[allthegleefeelings]

imsebastianstan: Bucky Barnesssssss 

@falconandwintersoldier @disneyplus @anthonymackie

[lobie-the-cartoonist]

dancy pants 👀

[honestlyitsjustsam]

ezio thank you for giving me my life sir,,,

maaaaan ac2 is soooo good,,,,so many amazing things in one game: ezio himself *chefs kiss*, double hidden blades, assasin tombs, stealth missions, assassination missions,double FUCKING AIR ASSASSINATIONS, LEONARDO FUCKING CUTEASS BABY DA VINCI ,npc dialogues asdfg, THE ITALIAN ACCENT ASDFGHJK,THE WEIRD CLINGY BARDS ASDFGHJK

MAAAN IM A SUCKER FOR THIS GAME 

lemme play ac2 so i dont feel depressed and suicidal 

[feather-pillow]

literally how dare you be so cute?!

[xnoel]

[djmayday]

im a got damn jumble of hyucking nerves!!! and i?? dont know !!! wHY?!?!?!?!?

[mar-bluu]

JAE EXPECT AN UPDATED HEX COSPLAY REALLY SOON

I GOT THE WIG AND ELF EARS FOR CHRISTMAS

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[retvenkos]

I hate hate HATE how little they feature siblings like Francesca in a show named after the entire family - like at social events and stuff I get it (G and H are too young, F hasn't debuted) but we had the whole unnecessary nonsense with the Featheringtons this second season - I wanted more of the siblings being siblings

OKAY, LITERALLY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

i went into season 2 with the expectation that there would be more family moments or just,,, thought in general (r.i.p. francesca - do you think the majority of casual viewers will know her name by the time her story comes around asdfghgfdfgh?) but i was sorely disappointed. honestly, i should rewatch season 1 to compare the two, but it felt like we had the same amount of family interactions despite being in the bridgerton house the entire season????? i get that the majority of the important scenes take place in locations that are not child friendly, but you mean we couldn't have more family moments??? we got ONE family dinner? that's it????? as someone who is drawn to bridgerton primarily for the family dynamics, the fact that they consistently let me down is heartbreaking.

and like,,,,, another problem i found with the family dynamics is that season 2 wasn't interested with developing any new family connections? like, yes, we had some stellar anthony-benedict scenes, and that moment where anthony consoles gregory was great, but it's like the showrunners just stuck with old dynamics. they new that people liked eloise-benedict, and so they gave us more of that but nothing else? hyacinth-gregory, anthony-daphne, and violet-anthony go through similar motions. they were shown as interacting in season 1 and now they are developed more (or simply seen lol) in this season as well. but just,,,,,,,,,, francesca never interacts with anyone, daphne doesn't really talk to any other sibling but anthony, and i could go on. what about other interactions? like what about benedict and hyacinth? eloise and francesca? there are so many different combos that you can get in there (and infinitely more once you start to do trios (and by the way, the role a sibling has in a trio is very sacred actually and very different from a one-on-one interaction)) and yet we just never see anything remarkably new? i want more sibling moments! i want new combinations!

where is the C F G combo that i think could give great enlightenment to family dynamics????

[johannesviii]

The Crooked World

Some highlights of the last EDA I’ve read (The Crooked World).

I took these screens while reading, along with my reactions. As usual, this is full of spoilers.

Where to even start. Look, I tried. I really tried to like this book, but I don’t think I can. It has a couple of excellent scenes, and it’s not badly written at all, and the regulars are pretty great in it, and it even has some interesting things to say. But I’m sorry, I just can’t. And it’s not just that I don’t vibe with its ending or that some things in it are a bit lazy ; the issue I have with it is extremely simple and entirely subjective.

There’s no nice way to put it: anything that turns cartoon violence into realistic violence makes me ill. I have no clue why or how, especially considering how fond I am of horror in general ; maybe it’s the contrast between the cute designs and the gore? Maybe it’s the innocence of childhood morphed into something gruesome and deadly? Happy Tree Friends was very popular back when I was a teenager and even other students simply wearing t-shirts featuring some of the characters made me cringe. I’m not entirely sure why, but I’ve always hated it.

So yeah. Uh. This book. I really like parts of it but hate its entire aesthetic. I am in hell. Please send help. 5/10 (by default)

Ok so Tumblr forced me to change the theme of my blog, which means the background of my posts is white now, which makes it a LOT harder to distinguish where each screenshot stops, so I added a little border to them.

Let’s go.

Wait why are we in the Looney Tunes universe all of a sudden

How does this work? Is this the Land of Fiction? I’m intrigued

ASDFGHGFDFGH WELCOME TO A NEW EDA, DOCTOR

Oh shit, so the Crooked World works on cartoon logic, but it doesn’t extend to the TARDIS team

I like this realistic description of a cartoon bird even if it’s making me a bit anxious, not gonna lie

Ok no that cartoon ambulance is STRAIGHT UP giving me anxiety

Yeah no I'm absolutely Fitz in this situation

Meanwhile that bird is trying to kill Anji

Yeah no hold on a second, is the entire book going to be like this? Because this is nearly as distressing as Happy Tree Friends for me

And I do not want to go back to that era of entertainment

I cannot emphasize enough how much I don’t want to go back

Wait. Are you introducing this world to the concept of death

After all this time, he's still terrified of hospitals

Get me out of this circle of hell

GET BACK TO THE F█CKING TARDIS

Poor Fitz is worried sick and I am too

I would laugh if any of this was less nightmarish

Of course there's a Coyote too, why am I even surprised

Oh and Wacky Races too! I used to watch that! It’s called Les Fous du Volant in France and I know the intro by heart sdfghjkdfghjkjhgf

No.

I feel you Anji, I feel you

Thanks! This is horrifying!

Fitz being nice to the poor cartoon cat condemned to always fail at everything is giving me feelings

GOOD QUESTION AND I WISH THEY WOULD STOP

Hey give me back my ugly shirt

FINALLY SOME GOOD DECISIONS

Nice try, Fitz

Well, you've accidentally introduced the concept of death, for one thing

Oh my god Anji found the Scooby gang

(Gotta say one thing though, it’s weird she isn’t comparing them to the Scooby Gang considering she compared someone to Velma from the Scooby Gang in the previous book)

You know what? I'm ok with this.

They're going to make this entire place even more f█cked up that it already is

Fitz. Fitz this is a bad idea and you know it

THANKS THAT’S F█CKING HORRIFYING

Poor Fitz is expected to die at the slightest opportunity because he’s supposed to be a hero

Ah yes just what we needed: explosives

Fitz wasn't playing his “role” correctly and it was apparently enough to throw them off their respective roles as well

That part is cute, and also a bit Megamind in spirit

GOOD

Oh no FITZ NO

I KNOW I SAY “FITZ NO” VERY OFTEN BUT CONSIDERING HOW THIS WORLD REACTS TO NEW CONCEPTS THIS IS A VERY STRONG “NO”

and she grabbed the leader of the Scooby Gang

Which reminds me that most of Doctor Who works with the exact opposite of Scooby Doo logic

(source)

False alarm, things seem to be all right.

Also Fitz wondering if he should hold her hand or not is extremely cute

ASDFGHJHGFDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJKJHGFD F█CKING HELL THIS BIT WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME AND HAS AGED LIKE FINE WINE

STOP BEING CUTE

Fitz. Fitz my boy. Fitz my dude. Please don’t.

I still think this is the Land of Fiction but it probably isn’t

Must be Tuesday

Is. Is he accidentally going to bring the concept of sex in this world

I'm gonna scream

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFD

Me trying to speak English in all my WIP videos

Ok I love this detail

Oh I like this conversation already. Go on.

Not what I expected, but very good.

NEVERMIND OH MY F█CKING G O D

A very cool but very surreal escape plan.

Poor little piggy

IGNORANCE AND BLISS: THE STORY

Real talk I don’t like the fact that the Doctor decided that changing this world to bring it closer to reality was automatically a good thing. It has some sort of unpleasant “you don’t know what’s good for you” vibe about it.

In other news water is wet

Oh uh well this hits harder nowadays, doesn’t it

OH UH WELL, THIS HITS HARDER NOWADAYS, DOESN’T IT 2: THE THRILLING SEQUEL

Of course it also means criminals get to be actually dangerous now

Hey, it almost worked though

Not so fun fact! Being tickled for too long actually becomes horribly painful because your body kind of switches automatically to “pain” mode

Eight. Always the optimist.

Hey um.... yikes?

Honestly if it's not the land of fiction I will riot

BEHOLD! One more reason to argue about The Colour of the Coat!!

This is a terrifying thought, thanks Anji

Hi hello yes remember my Happy Tree Friends comment

Well I'm in hell

Basically same

I think it's the fact they're portrayed as child-like innocent but SENTIENT beings that gets to me

Please look at my two idiots

Questioning the lethality of cartoon weapons by applying real-world logic to them! I like it! That's clever

W-

WOULD IT, THOUGH

WOULD IT REALLY

WOULD IT R E A L L Y

Eleven would LOVE THIS

This is the fourth screen from the same page. There isn’t a single thing I don’t like in the scene.

Also I need someone to read it with zero context like I need air

Ok so this book might not be the best experience for me but I think we can all agree this was the best scene so far by a mile

Meanwhile the Scooby gang gets existential

STOP WITH THE REALISTIC VIOLENCE ON TOONS ALREADY

THIS POOR CAT HADN’T DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE A BROKEN SKULL

A genre-saavy Scooby Gang sounds like the most powerful thing in the world

Ah yes uh... another bit that hits different nowadays, doesn’t it

YEAH ALL DOG COPS ARE BASTARDS

Steve Lyons my dude my friend please, you can stop trying to give me nightmares any time now

Look what YOU'VE done to THEM as well Doctor

Oh come on.

In a way I’m also starting to wonder if it's also a not-so-veiled metaphor of what the EDAs did with Doctor Who, with all the added violence and gore. But if that’s the case, it's very superficial criticism

Ok this quote is raw as all hell

I should create a “Fitz No” button and push it from time to time

Honestly at this point I feel drained

Meanwhile here’s a Scooby Doo villain getting a taste of his own medicine

Yeah good

No offense Eight but I don't trust you and your shitty memory and I especially wouldn’t trust you as a lawyer

Isn't that a bit too late though? You brought all this change by accident and didn’t give a shit because you thought it was a good thing, and you’re only trying to actively help after some of them died

Are. Are you sure this is helping

I feel like I’m 11 and back in Civic Education class come on

Again with the whole “ignorance & bliss” aspect

I really don’t want to dislike this book, it’s interesting I swear, I just wish it didn't have gruesome realistic violence on toons

Uh. I can’t remember if that was discussed about Anji before. Interesting

The fact the Land of Fiction is more or less mentioned here makes me think it won't be that at all

The Scooby Gang is the best thing in this book, mostly because they don't traumatise me

Please never explain to them what an A bomb actually does

Very Good And Cute

ASDFGHJHGFDFGH THE MOOD WHIPLASH

He's scared to disappoint her oh nooooo

Oh this looped back on itself and ended up being cute again

Meanwhile the Scooby Gang was providing music for the chase in-universe

sdfghjkjhgfdfghjkh e l p I love them

Ah yes just as we suspected

The culprit is an edgy Power metal song

ASDFGHJKLMLKJHGFDSDFGHJKLM FITZ

I sense some awkwardness between these two

Something went wrong

Is an explanation coming at last

OH SO UH THAT EXPLAINS SOME THINGS

P E R F E C T

Fitz sabotaging the villains, everyone

Oh hey look, I was right about the whole Megamind thingie!

Also it’s very cute

O H

Ok I'll give you the cartoon logic pass for that one

O Please give us answers you ridiculous thing in disguise

OH. Oh so this book said ACAB, got it

This is both extremely funny and very unsatisfying I’m torn

FINALLY

So a human child crashed here, onto this... malleable planet inhabited by? living thoughts or concepts, maybe? and turned it into a cartoon

Makes sense. Also very underwhelming

Yeah so I'm guessing this is a world of pure thoughts then

WELL I’M NOT

You

You made things better, uh?

Are you sure about that?

What wait what

Is death no longer permanent

What a cop out

And the bastard cop now has the job the pig used to have

I mean

As he should

Is it too obvious if I say I’m glad this book is over? Because I am. It was interesting but please, let’s never do this again.