#AWOO AWOOOOO

[akashis-waifu]

An Eternity of Mind Games with You (Aizen Sousuke x Reader)

Canon-divergence one-shot, set years after TBYW. Female reader is the Soul King, so is Aizen if you squint hard enough. Your first name is "Hana" for plot-purposes.

Tags: Domestic!Aizen with usual sass, wholesome, fluff, cringe but we embrace it. Immortal x immortal, enemies struggling with new established co-dependency. This might seem slightly out of character, but we've got Kyoka Suigetsu to blame. Contains spoilers on the ending of TBYW and CFYOW!

"Oh please, dear wife."

You raise an eyebrow at your self-proclaimed husband. The two of you have only been together for a decade as Lord and retainer — co-rulers, if you squint hard enough — after Aizen Sousuke tricked you into absorbing the Hougyoku, which apparently had long merged with his spirit. In effect, the man became a part of the Soul King and is now able to use your authority, as long as you agree to it.

In return, you get to wield one of the greatest Zanpakuto, Kyoka Suigetsu. You see it as an absolute win, the Central 46 doesn't.

As to why Aizen insists that you two are husband and wife, he argues that "A system where a man and a woman govern together is called monarchy. And it goes without saying that a King and a Queen are married." He seems to have put the cart before the horse, a very uncharacteristic blunder for the renowned war criminal. You simply guess that the fusion might have caused him brain damage.

"I swear, I haven't used Kyoka Suigetsu for a long time. There is literally no reason for you to act delusional."

He feigns to be hurt at your words. "You are the king, I am the queen. How can we not be married?"

"It's crazy how you easily admit to being the queen now." During your ascension, you had to repeatedly remind him that the Soul King was you. If he insisted on his god-complex-driven monarchy delusion, the Queen would be him.

Aizen shrugs. "As the human saying goes, let me cook."

Chills run down your spine. Something is wrong. "Maybe I'm the delusional one."

"Took you a long time to realize."

A shattering sound awakens you. After adjusting to reality, you glare at Aizen Sousuke who has successfully swiped the two Heavenly Tickets out of your hand.

"Please stop using Kyoka Suigetsu on me."

He chuckles mockingly. "You have a funny mind, I can't help it."

You try to take the tickets from him. Those are your mode of transportation to Seireitei! "It's Rukia's inauguration today. We really need to go!"

"You can go by yourself."

"I can't leave you here alone!"

Aizen smiles. He knows that it is a matter of distrust — that he might destroy the Soul Palace in your absence — but teases you nonetheless. "What a caring wife you are."

"Is the illusion not over yet?"

"My apologies. I'm simply not in the mood to head to Seireitei today," he explains briefly, before turning around. "Feel free to go without me."

You watch with curious eyes as Aizen leaves the room. He has undoubtedly mellowed out compared to 10 years ago. Memories flash through your mind.

At the end of the war, you were supposed to absorb Yhwach, become the Soul King, and be sacrificed as the new linchpin of the Three Realms. If Aizen hadn't given you the Hougyoku that granted your divinity as the Soul King, you wouldn't have gained the authority to banish Hyosube Ichibe.

If it weren't for Aizen, you would've been mutilated into a thoughtless doll. You may not express it, but you are eternally grateful to him.

Standing at the edge of the Soul Palace, you stare at the boundless sky below. It is almost time for your departure.

"He tells me to go by myself, but he knows I hate jumping all the way down to Soul Society. He could have at least returned my ticket to me." You sigh and jump anyway.

Upon arriving at Seireitei, you use Kyoka Suigetsu to disguise yourself as a white butterfly. You dispel the Shikai after reaching the 13th Division.

"Hana-san! Ah, I mean, Soul King!" Kuchiki Rukia hastily corrects herself. She then invites you to a celebratory dinner and you spend some time with the Thirteen Court Guard Squads.

The party ends late. Rukia offers the Kuchiki residence for you to spend the night in, but you decline, worried that someone might wreak havoc in your palace if left alone for too long.

She suggests to escort you to Shiba Kuukaku's hideout, aware that you would need the cannon to return to the Soul Palace. Still, you refuse, "No no! No need. It's already late, Rukia, go to sleep. I usually disguise myself as a harmless butterfly when I go around Seireitei to avoid unnecessary attention. Don't worry!"

On the way to the hideout, you feel that you're being followed. You instantly regret declining her offer.

When Aizen finds you in the middle of Seireitei, you are already bleeding from a large cut on your torso. He rushes to your side and activates the Hougyoku to accelerate your healing. As if to laud his effort, you soon regain consciousness.

"Aizen...?" you ask, vision still blurry. "What are you doing here? I... I thought you didn't want to go."

"You're not adept at using Kyoka Suigetsu yet. An incident like this is bound to happen."

"I see," you chuckle weakly. "No wonder she saw through my disguise."

His grip on your shoulder tightens. "Who was it?"

"Candace."

"Candace?"

You cough out blood multiple times and reach out to caress his cheek, as if ready to utter your last words — which would be if he doesn't take the joke lightly.

"Can deez nuts."

Aizen deadpans. A shattering sound takes him out of his reverie, and he looks over his shoulder to see you fiddling with the tickets that he had previously hidden in his sleeves.

Of course, the whole farce was an illusion. He should've known since the Hougyoku grants instant regeneration. He sighs in annoyance. "I'd like to take the Hougyoku back. You're too insufferable."

"Is that a request for divorce?"

He smirks. "So, you acknowledge our marriage."

"Hell no!" You click your tongue, frustrated that he always has the perfect comebacks. "Can't you act normal for once? What happened to Aizen Sousuke, the war criminal?"

"You prefer that version of me?" He pushes his hair back. You aren't used to that sight since he always has his hair down when you're alone together.

You visibly cringe. "Stop doing that. What would you do if people recognized you?"

"We're using Kyoka Suigetsu. From their perspective, we are nothing but butterflies attracted to beautiful flowers basking in the moonlight."

You frown at him. "We're literally walking on concrete. Not a single flower can be found here."

"There is."

Aizen raises your chin, staring directly into your eyes. "Hana."

Too stunned to speak, you allow yourself a moment to think.

You finally understand why Aizen was so popular when he was still with the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. His strength, intellect, charisma — the sultry voice and handsome features that you will never admit to his face — he used everything at his disposal to manipulate everyone.

It will never work on you, though. Not today, nor in a million years.

You are good, he is evil. You are yang, he is yin.

You are pure, he is corrupted.

The Soul King can never let Aizen Sousuke dye Her in his color, for that would mean the end of the Three Realms.

You give him a thin smile. "Would you like the Hougyoku back? I can hand it to you now."

"Oh, you jest." Aizen feels the sudden shift in mood and lets you go. That's enough teasing, he muses to himself.

With an eternity to look forward to, he doesn't mind biding his time. You are the Soul King, the strongest, most benevolent, and most dangerous being in the Three Realms. It goes without saying that you are the greatest challenge he will ever face. It could take hundreds or thousands of years — even millions — but he knows that you will submit to him one day.

It's not a matter of if, but when.

You extend a hand at him. "Let's go home, Sousuke."

But, he has to make sure you don't win him over first.

[mogwaei]

I am <300 words from posting my next chapter update, then I can finally draw some Zelda (specifically QUEEN SONIAAAAA) I am DYING.

[sunbleachedf4wn]

i can't stop thinking about endverse dean railing early seasons sammy and getting him pregnant. 😔

[moocfitab]

Raises hand

Vaeh howls with Aax and Fenris

[craftyscamp]

howling at the moon 🌕

also, this sona has a name now! meet Honey!

[thatoneweirdo14]

Werehog Sonic does an Awoo.

Shadow slaps him with a pillow because he wants to sleep.

I swear I saw a comic about this exact prompt a week ago

https://www.tumblr.com/fig-fog/717880163939106816/werehog-sonic-awoos-shadow-throws-a-pillow-at-him?source=share

I love this idea especially bc i just imagine sonics fur being so soft that the slap goes like 7 inches deep and doesn't even make an impact because he's just THAT floofy

[bluemoonperegrine]

Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

@oddbunny suggested that Jack's S.O. calls him "awooo" as a silly nickname, and a plot bunny was born.

This bit of fluff is set in the MCU crossover universe I've been constructing on AO3. All you need to know to follow this is:

Elsa and Jack have been mated for about five months.

They've effectively been joined at the hip the whole time.

They have a small house with lots of land in the high desert near Sedona, Arizona.

They have a BMW motorcycle that they've used to travel the continental U.S.

[neonfretra]

im going tbh i thought they meant mans was full on barking like a dog at them . no, just mouthing off . tragedy .

[mikothecatboy]

[medouse]

lyla and i have come up with some Pretty Choice worldbuilding over the years (so. so much of the wanderer bullshit is my fault i will not apologize for it) BUT LIKE. GOTTA SAY. AWOO TO PRAY HAS GOTTA BE IN THE TOP 5 BEST CHOICES WE'VE MADE

[desiresign]

AWWWOOOOOO!!! (im howling)

[angelsleepinggurl]

This Greek god of a man

WOOF WOOF WOOOOOOOOOOFFF WRF ARF MEOOW AWOOOOO AWOO AWOOOO.

The things I’d do to this man if he was real. But can we take a min to talk abt the MASTERPIECE OF AN ARTWORK. how on earth does one capture his beauty and convert it into a realistic piece to effortlessly and yet beautifully. There’s js one detail that’s missing tho and it’s his big fat-

Choso ily ur my perfect emo bf and I’m the perfect girly girl for u.

[buradeeznuts]

AWOO AWOOOOO

ITS 3AM!!!!

[daniigh0ul]

everyone awoo on the count of three. one, two, three...awooooo

prev || next shoutouts to @/whimsylien who made the social bunny psd!!

What is safe to a werewolf anyway?

RORY: Hey. Lou is an asshole. Next time? Go in for the leg sweep to get him off balance. Always get the larger opponent on the defense. DIEGO: You people are insane. RORY: There are worse things out there than getting in a fight with Lou. Like changing and hurting someone on a full moon, for instance. Or finding yourself in Greg's turf. DIEGO: What're you saying? That I can't control myself? Who is Greg? RORY: Man. I'm not saying you can't control yourself. I am saying that shifting is much easier when you are in a pack. Greg is the town asshole and the town legend. DIEGO: I can take care of myself. RORY: Clearly not! What's your name? DIEGO: Diego. RORY: I'm Rory. This is my pack—the Wildfangs. We are about embracing our nature. Every full moon we meet up. It's safer that way. DIEGO: I got this far without a pack! And I have my dad. RORY: Just add me on SB. If you change your mind, you and your dad can come to it. And don't go up north. That's where Greg is. DIEGO: What if I don't want to be in a pack? RORY: I can't force you but Volkov's pack is promising something that doesn't exist. When you choose to lonewolf, you risk becoming a Greg. Don't become a Greg. Diego sighs. DIEGO: Fine. If it'll shut you up. He fishes his phone of his pocket and adds her. He realizes he has an unread message from that girl...

TATI: hey man mr. flowers said we should start pairing up for the final grade project. so like do u want to be partners? :D DIEGO: yeah how about vampire lore TATI: okie!sounds good. we can meet up at the library to do research on tues :)

Diego doesn't reply. He starts his walk back home as the sun sets. This day sucked but maybe Tuesday will be better.

[spitinsideme]

YES YOUR PROFILE PIC AWOO AWOOOOO

i thunk those alpha werewolg pictures are super funny like they are so hilarious im like a lesbian alpha nkw and all pf my folloers are the lesbian omegas i go and hunt for food for

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

awooooo! awoo! woof!

Sadie! Go get the ball! Go get it!