being horny while asexual is harder than any of the herculean trials
87 notes
·
View notes
CALLOWMOORE NATION WE WIN AGAIN
37 notes
·
View notes
whoever the FUCK sent me this I love you so much. oooh my god. thank you sososoososoooooo much...
21 notes
·
View notes
Hot weather! It's everyone's favourite aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaa also it's bad for the fresh coriander plants
10 notes
·
View notes
Eats Spaghetti in another universe that isn’t even parallel to Nana’s
Notices ultra wormhole
Out comes baby Nana on the back of a Solgaleo
Welp, I’m de… gets cut off before I even finish the sentence
little nana and solgaleo adventure 💃
246 notes
·
View notes
“ Bertha, what did you use to lure the Duke to your side?”
Bertha, prepared to sell her daughter into a marriage pact : oh you know.. influence
24 notes
·
View notes
since it’s all basically confirmed at this point time to burn all my Ferrari merch
13 notes
·
View notes
Part 2 to this, please enjoy as this was written on a fucking whim
Steve knocked on the door to Hellfire's club room before stepping in. He knew their game should be just about finished by now, and he had to take the kids home.
Not to mention he had something to talk about with Munson.
He leaned on the wall to the side, studying Eddie's face as he narrated the last bit of context for a nice cliffhanger to lead into the next night. It had been a solid 2 weeks since he fucked up his confession to the metalhead, and by god he felt awful.
Like, who just kisses their crush out of nowhere? Stupid move, Harrington. Robin's voice bounced around in his head from her berating after the fact... Which, to be fair, was completely deserved.
"Alright guys, it's like 10:30 and I'm sure some of you kiddies' Mommies want you home," Eddie insinuated the O in 'Mommies', chuckling at himself.
Apparently he'd not noticed Steve next to the door yet, that or he'd been ignoring the brunette.
"Steeeevvve-" Dustin whined, laughing as he walked over. "You takin' me home tonight?"
"You, Will, Mike, and Lucas are all required by your mothers to load up in my car! Go get comfy,"
"Babysitter Steevvee~" Lucas replied, sing-songy as he walked out the door chatting with the other boys about the game.
It was pretty soon after the other members of Hellfire gathered their stuff and left, it was just Steve and Eddie once again.
"Eddie, I wanted to—"
"Don't start with me, Harrington, I haven't had nearly enough time to figure out how I'm gonna deal with you." The curly haired brunette stood, shuffling papers into a big zip-up folder he kept just for Hellfire. Steve hated the way he watched his hands. Hated what he'd always drift off into thinking about... Nope. Stop it.
"You act like I'm one of your Dungeons and Dragons enemies," Steve crossed his arms with a little pout. "I know I fucked up, but I want to do something about it."
The metalhead's gaze dropped down to his folder, doing anything he could to avoid eye contact. So, Steve stepped closer. And Eddie stood still, carefully looking back at him.
"I like you too, Harrington. I just don't think I'm cut out for dating The King."
"I'm no king, I never deserved any of that praise, I hurt people, I hurt you, and I want to fix it."
So, Eddie stepped closer, setting the folder on the table. And Steve stepped closer.
"Can you even handle me?"
"I stayed by your side nearly every day in the hospital with your drugged up rambles, I think I might be able to," Steve offered a little smile, the other couldn't help but return one.
Munson leaned in, hands finding their way into the brunette's.
Their lips touched, and they could feel the heat on each other's faces, and it was soft, and it was wanting, and it hurt, but it was healing, and this was all they'd wanted for months.
Steve pulled back, "I need to take the kids home before one of them runs in on us."
"Yeah, that might be a good idea- We can figure things out a little better later..." Eddie smiled, stepping back and letting his hands drop.
"Yeah. Goodnight, Eds,"
"Night, Stevie." Steve turned and stepped out the door, practically squealing to himself.
This meant good things, he could feel it.
—————————————
i once again just started writing i hope its good AAHHG sdhfgh
21 notes
·
View notes
OMG GUYS I FINISHED A DIGITAL PIECE WHAT THE FUCK????? Featuring the sillies
VOILÀ
Idk how I feel about the end result tbh, I kinda hate love it—I feel like Shinobu’s face looks so fucking weird 😭 and don’t even get me STARTED on anatomy. And Jesus Christ there were so many layers I was DYING.
Idk if I like the background or no background better so here, have both versions:
BONUS: Sketch version and color palette I used
Anyways, all I wanted to say is YOSHIKAGE KIRA IS HAVING TWINS😱😱🤯🤯 (REAL: NOT CLICKBAIT!!!! 😳🥸🥸🤬🤬)
20 notes
·
View notes