#Absolute blorblos

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Oh wow 😧

I wasn’t expecting so many people to like the TMNT 2012 headcanons I did! Tysm for the support you guys 💕✨💗💞! Part two upon ye

~ TMNT 2012 Tickle Headcanons (pt.2) ~

This gif is so dumb I hate them sm /j

You cannot convince me that Raph’s melt spot isn’t his neck- me and @tickleebug were talking abt this and just,,, IT MAKES SM SENSE I CANT EXPLAIN IT

Tickling his neck just makes him super giggly and squirmy and just an absolute PUDDLE of laughter- it’s so adorable 

Mikey’s brother’s 100% give tickly kisses on his freckles- FIGHT ME.

And boy does he absolutely LOVE and HATE it-

I feel like Donnie would be a ruthless Ler

Not as mean as Leo or Raph but pretty close

He would just playfully mock his Lee and laugh while he tickles them 

“Are you really this ticklish???”

He’s the best at gentle tickles and it drives his other brothers absolutely INSANE

Like, I can just imagine Donnie gently scribbling his fingers against one of his brothers sides or something and the convo would be something like this:

“STAHAHAP!”

“Stop? Stop what~?” 

“YOHOU KNOHOW WHAHAT! 

“No I don’t~!”

Then proceeds to tickle ANOTHER tickle spot that absolutely CANNOT handle light tickles as his Lee just CRUMBLES

“What? Don’t tell me you can handle this either!” 

“I’m barley tickling you! This shouldn’t even be considered tickling!”

Do you see my vision???

He be completely devious- we need more Ler!Donnie y’all…

Mikey will 100% try and bargain with whomever he’s ticked off 

It never works but give the guy points for trying 

Leo uses wake up tickles for his younger siblings all the time 

Sometimes, the 3 will purposely stay in bed to get tickled awake 

Mikey loves tickle chases- literally his most favorite thing 

Raph won’t ever admit to being ticklish (his brothers already know well enough how ticklish he is) but if you sneak up behind him and squeeze his sides, he will jump through the roof

It’s a hilarious sight to see

Leo snort/hiccup laugh >>>>>>>>>

When Raph and Mona started dating, Leo, Donnie and Mikey gave her a full on HANDBOOK on how to completely wreck Raph

(Pt.1)

[roskapanda]

It feels like it's been ages since I've drawn shit so when I tried to draw Albert blorbo

Okay that is a valid sketch but also, THAT IS NOT MY STYLE??? LIKE AT ALL????????

Second attempt made it cleaner but also worse, so much worse. Like, what the fuck is this and who drew it?? It's sure AF is not ME.

So then I just gave up on trying to draw my idea and just tried to doodle the character itself and now here, this is more like it. Like, this looks like a. Albert the blorbo and b. like I drew it.

Like, I can still draw like myself but apparently I also now mainly draw as a character designer for some web-series or an 80's shoujo mangaka, wtf?

[marinaslibrary]

Tag yourselves, I'm the second person.

im gonna start balling i couldn't keep this to myself im so sorry

[patheticblorbloscholar]

[Forgive the absolute shit quality] but look at blorblo. He's just a little guy.

[fez-pwned]

some absolutely amazing ocs. I got the opportunity to draw!!! none of which are mine, here is my artfight, so maybe if you attack me, I'll draw your blorblo!

[godsplatter]

one of my fav artists drawing TWO of my blorblos??? the fact that you drew newt from pacrim was enough but omg i am absolutely eating the jayce art now

i Heart autistic characters n their hyperfixations

[lycoris-basement]

Absolutely adore how silly Earthspark Decepticons are. They are legit just vibin'. Like Starscream arrived to save the night with honorable speech only to be interrupted by affection to which he's not used at all and irritates a bit cuz he's in the moment oh so excited to fight Megaton in sake of good ol' days. Not to mention his missiles with shark faces on it. Starscream took he's sweet time to draw them before great entrance didn't he. Then Skywarp and Nova Storm join him striking epic poses together. Swindle and Soundwave break into scene having time of their life riding Hardtop who announces their entrance with mtmte theme song and proceeds to beat crap out of Sharkticon with his only hand. Soundwave literally can fly but mech decided to have fun (I bet Ravage sits there in cassette mode). And Breakdown went right to Bumblebee with silly wink mid air. They are goofballs. Blorblo material. It's genuinely simply impossible to not love them

[movedtonewblogcheckpinnedpost]

Absolutely nothing against Brienne, she's my blorblo on both books and show and Gwen is flawless, but I was thinking how she could easily be a person of color? Like how she has to work 84828285839191x times harder to get some respect and recognition and she doesn't meet the beauty standards except for her blue eyes. She could even be autistic (she is TO ME) and/or intersex, I think there's enough coding for such headcanons. I mean, maybe it's for the best that she wasn't because sometimes the insults are too much, but I think the character resonates with so many groups of people.

[katyakurae]

I come across ‘The deal (how to not make you smile)’ fic u wrote and OMG I love how u write Alastor & Lucifer. It’s almost like you’re Viv herself and I just adore how it feels like I’m actually in their heads.

Lucifer portrayal is actually so spot on, like don't get me wrong | adore our silly little king, but in most fic people seems to forget that having mental issues is not Lucifer only personality traits…He can be a bit of a jerk, especially with the guy who tried to ‘steal’ Charlie affection, threw a piano at him during a song and made a deal with his daughter…he is the king of hell for a reason and ur characterisation of his persona emblame the whole meaning of those words perfectly.

Also I am very worried about Al. The reaction he had to Lucy’s touch and the panick attack…it just implemented the theory of Vox actually causing real mental damage to Al the first time he had his way with him. Alastor limited himself and said it was just a terrible experience during the drinking game, but now I am starting to think that it might have been worse than he had made it sound. Also I can’t believe he didn’t hear the whole hotel tremble to The princess of hell fury ehehe Charlie was such a badass during her confrontation with Lucy.

Honestly I am living for this fic can’t wait to read more💜

Afdjafdjsfdhaf thank you so much!

I'm not viv herself but this is the highest compliment I've ever read.

Look, I also like our silly little king, but I'm tired of always seeing the same portrayal. Like can we not forget that little dude (with that big dick energy) almost beat Adam to death and only stopped cause Charlie asked to. Every time I read a fic where he is scared of Alastor my braincells die. So, while not forgetting that the mental issues are still there (and are part of the problem, mental issues can be real bitches and can make one act really wrong) I wanted to play a little with the "big boss of hell himself". I'm so glad it's working!

About Alastor and his issues, oh man, there is a lot to unpack there. You may be partially on a right track. But don't worry, everything will come in time.

(Me? Tormenting my dear deer man, my absolute favourite blorblo? It's more likely than you think)

Also thank you very much for making the effort to read a fic in another language. I don't know if you're translating it or you read it in Spanish but eitherway, thanks! 💜💜💜 Really hope you enjoy the things that are about to come, cause I'm so excited!

By the way, I just realize I've come across some of your fanarts! Love your work too!

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

I know I said that the "blorblos from the attic" won't be a thing but I just like to work with characters and analyse them. Therefore I will continue my journey on the "Star Trek characters ace people like" thing with Data this time.

Funnily, I don't think this will be the character I will have the most to say about this particular subject because there is almost nothing mirroring sexuality and romance in his development. It is not absent at all but this is just one point in many others. Maybe that's a part of why I liked him so much at the time. I was never found of the romantic affairs in series when they were too plot driven for a characters, because the conclusion is often the same : they overcome the difficulties and the reward is too often : kiss, bed, flesh. And I don't find it rewarding personally.

I don't mind when it happens, but keep it short and I will be fine. Make it long and I will began to feel like it is voyeurism. I don't mind romance and exploration of feelings in general - Data is more of this second part and the rare flesh moments are not "satisfying" for the character either. In that my little ace self can relate.

Note : I haven't seen Picard' series so my analysis doesn't cover eventual new interactions Data could have made after the older series.

Who is Data ?

Data is an android - basically a machine - kinda one of his kind. In reality there are more than one but they are all different. He was built and deprived of all emotions by design - another model with emotions programs went wrong - and Data is seeking to become more and more human.

In that he has a sort of Pinocchio syndrome.

At first I thought he was a substitute for a Spock like character. And he can be in several aspect : no emotions displayed, super strong and resistant compare to human, highly intelligent, used sometimes to mirror humanity contradictions in storytelling.

In a way he was but the development was different, and I enjoyed his journey. Spock had to deal with emotions. He was suppressing them. Data isn't. He cannot feel by design, and to the contrary of the vulcan, he wants to reach that.

He is making experience in every field he can imagine to understand how human work and emulate it, until he can feel. And the thing is, he is never discouraged by a failure, he is never tired of trying, because those are feelings he cannot have. So he is persevering tirelessly.

Sometimes those experiences lead to profond discussions, and put words on our own feelings or perceptions, but sometimes this is just cute.

I have to make a little side note here. Data is an interesting character with a very slow development towards his goal, but Brent Spiner who plays him, is fantastic. For various reasons, he had to play various characters in the show, sometimes alone facing himself, and it gives you his range, but what makes him Data is that weird uncanny valley he can pull out from nowhere.

Data is not unexpressive and will often display some accurate facial experessions in diverse situations. Basically, he will do in social interactions that need it. But this is also something that builds up with time, as he learns more about those interactions. In other case he can be unexpressive or emulate. And there are also his little head mouvements he does when Data computes that help bringing his not human nature. It looks like bird mouvements. There are many ways he brings that uncanny valley with him. The contrast can be disturbing and yet be funny sometimes, like here :

And that little extract will lead me you my next point. Because you can see in this sequence, Data is trying to learn to dance (for a wedding). There is absolutely nothing sexual involved with Beverly. She is friendly trying to help him. But in the final sequence, we can see him asking for a female dancer to practice and the computer generate a woman in a sexy outfit and sexy demeanours toward him, but Data doesn't care, he is here to learn to dance. He is not aroused by this woman as the show leads us to thing that it could be his reaction. Yes he is awkward then, but in all honesty, this has nothing to do with any sexual tension, and I find it very interesting that the point is elsewhere.

Data, sexuality and "feelings"

His journey is quite long and bumpy but very interesting, as he tries to integrate as much as he can of human behaviours. Sometimes, he would ask question to define things, like a child who is exploring is own self. The exploration of sentimentality, romance, liaisons etc comes like drops in the ocean of his questions about humans.

The sexual subjects are almost never in the equation of Data's humanity's quest.

For the sexual part, he is programmed to satisfy the sexual needs of an humanoid so he doesn't have to learn the technicalities, so to speak. What he lacks is the capacity to feel something for someone emotionally. He treats romance and everything that turns around it, like another social experiment.

It happens sometimes that someone is attracted to him and he is kissed. But he doesn't understand much of it.

At some point though, he formulates the wish to get involved in a relationship or to "procreate". That doesn't work very well each time, and the interesting things is that he allows us (viewers) to project feelings over something he doesn't feel at the time. The breakup. The loss of a child. Yet he expresses those things in his own ways. And his ways helps finding ours.

The case Jenna D'Sora

Data's issues about love and sexuality reside in lack of all emotions, not in specific triggers or any definitions of what that could represents for him, but some of his responses or interactions hit close to what I experience as an ace. While I do feel and am not responding as detached as he is, the awkwardness is the same. The conclusion of the story dedicated to that part of his development is failure, because the human counterpart didn't feel loved despite what he can offer. He accepts the failure as : "this is as far as I can get, this is beyond my grasp". Yep... Me too.

But the thing is, even if he wants to model his life into the social role humans display in majority, he never achieved that and he is well.

More interestingly, when he has finally a ship with programs to develop and explore emotions, he is not searching particularly for love. He has friendships he cherishes - especially with Geordy, Picard and Worf - who I will speak about later.

Despite his limitations, he understands the concept of love and the human need to seek for that. He is just not capable of such thing. He was also aware that his limitations would probably causing his partner emotional pain, which happens in the end, but she was aware of it too - they discussed it beforehand.

This relation is a total failure, yet, we can't say Data isn't capable of loving. He can't reprocicate the feeling but he shows some strong attachments.

The case Tasha Yar

I cannot speak about feelings, romance and everything for Data without mentioning her.

Very early on, on the show, they have a sexual affair. Tasha is like intoxicated when it happens and she doesn't want it to be something, so she made it clear to him when everything is back to normal. They had a normal working relationship after that. She dies later in the season.

Despite being asked to ignore what happened between them, for Data she was important. He always kept an holographic picture of her.

She is a precious memory of him and we will never know why and how it works for him. But she reappears sometimes like a reminder that : yes Data loved someone.

The case Spot

Yes Spot is Data's cat and no there is no sexual things here 😅. With him, he will have the same response we have to our pets. In a way, he empathised more with that cat in an organic way than with any other humanoids, while he didn't have his emotion ship.

He cares for him a lot, to the point that with his ship activated, he will cry of joy discovering him alive in the wreckage of the Enterprise after they crashed.

The Borg queen

The Borg queen might be the only one he felt attraction to. She goes dirty on him to gain his loyalty, offering him real skin and overloading him with new sensations while she blocked his emotions programs activated.

His desire for emotions is Data's weakness but he adapts quite quickly to a lot of it. Probably because he worked so hard before hand to understand things without being able to feel.

But Data's loyalty cannot be altered that easily when he experienced this kind of manipulation before, and he played the fool until he had the possibility to destroy the queen. He would tell Picard afterwrds that he was considering to accept her offer for 0.68 second, which is very long for him 😅.

Now this is about as far as it get in his exploration of love. What he will develop the most though is friendship. His nature has a tendancy to weird people out sometimes but people are often charmed by his candid way of thinking about trivial things for them.

Seeking for advice and frienship

When he doesn't grab a concept or he is enable to determine the good course of action, he often goes to his friends for help.

What I like in TNG is how patient everyone is and ready to give their best to help one another. It gives some nice discussion, on sometimes tough subjects.

To be fair, Data becomes friend with a lot of people and people around him adjust to his lack of emotions pretty well as they usually find his ways enough to empathise with him.

Each of his friend is very different or course and will give him different perspective on his problems.

From the relationships I like the most : Geordy is the bro, Picard a more father like figure, and Worf is more of the direct approach - no feelings gets in the way. Then, we have Deanna Troi and Guinan who are for me the two sides of the same coin for him.

Geordy and Worf

I put them together because with Data they share a common ground for my analysis : they have difficulties in their love affairs. Data we saw why just before. Geordy is married to his job and has difficulties to link with women. Worf is culturally different from the vast majority and it will take time for him to open up to interracial lovers.

For me, those two are his best pals, in the common sense. Geordy is the definition of his ultimate friend. They go through a lot together. He is openly friendly and emotional towards Data. And Data will help him in some difficult moment, showing trust when no-one does.

Worf is very different and their friendship is more in the Klingons ways. They have frictions sometimes but a huge respect for each other. And they can tell the truth bluntly when need be. There is no hiding things.

Although Data can be really random with him sometimes trying to experiment human relationships with him, and hilarity ensures 😅.

The case Picard

This is one of the most touching for me, because Picard has a real problem with children, but Data grows like the son he never had. They are friends but there is that profound link that build up with time. Data is loyal to Picard to great extend and vice versa. And there is that sacrifice tendency Kirk and Spock had, that link them.

The case Deanna Troi and Guinan

They are the neutral counselor in a way. They are not friend with Data the same way of a Geordy or a Picard but there is a connection. Data values their point of view and advices. And they both like him a lot.

Deanna is the kind of the opposite of Data in a way and their connection is slow but really rewarding to me.

I had some difficulties with her character during the series because the stories around her were often turned into weird kinks and sometimes disturbing subjects, that she recovers from too easily. But her character often help to show a different side of peoples, as she is the ship counsellor and sort of psychologist. From her race, she has empathic abilities that she uses to feel people emotions.

But with Data, there is nothing to read, yet he will ask her help to define some emotions from his camarades he is confused by, how to respond to it, what is the correct way of action. And she will push him to explore more abstract concepts.

I liked their time together because, at first, she was a bit guarded with him because as he has no emotions she can't read him, but she became one of the most invested in his emotional quest, and grew emotionally attached to him.

Guinan is an enigmatic character but she often has the insight that helps people when they need. Data values her judgement and will come sometimes for advices. She is good sport with him and participate in some of his experience, like trying to understand humour.

She is mostly helping people in their line of thoughts, digging a bit what they want and need to help them figure out the rest.

And this is what she does about is first love affair.

Conclusion :

I wrote way more than I intended lool. I love Data for his quest of humanity, helping decipher things on the way. And I recognise myself in a lot of his behaviour around love, thriving more in casual relationships and friendships than finding anything for more in love affairs. And the character delivers so many nuances that highlight the complexity of human relations and emotions.

[hinako-supremacy]

is going through an absolute godawful piece of media you really dont like truly worth it for when it eventually becomes enriched with lore from when your blorblo finally arrives?

[cool-person-yey]

if I was a fictional character

I would like to be absolutely fucking hated But like, not "I hate you (affectionate)"

yk those 250 paragraph essays y'all make here abt your blorblo? that but it's just you calling me a cunt

[weirdfishy]

fishy!!! can i ask merlin for the blorblo bingo🩷🩷🩷

yesyes !! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

i debated the stop putting them in situations square, but i absolutely adore when y’all put that guy in Situations 🥰

also like the writer’s dropped the ball on him but at this point i’m so far removed from canon idek anymore

i adore merlin magic reveals, somehow that’s my most comforting fic trope

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send me a character! :)

[souptm]

As someone from middle of nowhere Texas, absolutely fucking love it when people turn their blorblos into cowboys

[patheticblorbloscholar]

Top nine favorite shows here we go *cracks knuckles*

1. Smallville- This came on when I was 11 and it fundamentally changed me as a human.

2. Downton Abbey- British aristos and basically a British period drama soap opera featuring one of the first queer characters I have ever seen on television and my blorblo Thomas Barrow

3. Queer as folk[U.S version] The show for queer content from the early 2000s and still has me in a chokehold today

4. Shera and the princesses of power- absolutely amazing and spectacular animation with an amazing queer cast

5. Bob's burgers- one of my many comfort shows. I feel seen when I watch this disaster of a family.

6. The O.C- perfect amount of drama with an adopted son that is near and dear to my heart-Ryan Cohen means the world to me.

7. The Fosters- I am drawn to the found family and the queerness of the show.

8. Cobra Kai- I still don't know why but I love the show that's in my head more than on my screen but Johnny lawrence, Robby Keene, Lawrusso and found family theme keeps me rewatching it occasionally.

9. Supernatural- I don't know why, it ended horribly but I love castiel with all my heart.

10. Spartacus- queer gladiators. I love it with all my heart.

Top Nine Favourite Shows

(off the top of my head, and surprising absolutely no one)

Tagged by @ablazenqueen thank you <3

Haikyuu you all know how I feel about my volleybabies <3

Goblin for all your romantic/depressive crying needs

The IT Crowd it's just a classic, you know?

The Terror but season 1 specifically

Until We Meet Again Love is stored in the food. Also I'm a sucker for soulmates

Yuri!!! On Ice "See you next level" WHEN Kubo-sensei???

Black Books because who doesn't like bitter binge-drinking bastards?

Gravity Falls this is just what having siblings is like

Loveless catboy BL, fighting with a bondage aestethic? Does it hold up? Possibly not, but this shit came out when I was 16 and Peak target audience and I keep crying over it so I will accept no critiscism

Tagging @silversoulstardust @imaginarydragonling @hobbitsus @krippe90 @tbiris @wanderingwistfulness and anyone else who wants to play

[shirokova]

Give us the Archangel of Death lineup! :3

Hardest question ever ~ 🖤

I've been thinking a lot about the line-up as my initial idea was writing OCs based on actual musicians but the idea of writing them as characters is very strong too. I think I'll write some of the plot first to see what idea fits better.

The tentative line-up:

Leif Edling (Candlemass) - bass/songwriter/absolute god

HIM, HIM, HIM! 🖤 of course he'd be doing all the music/lyrics here, involved in recording and producing. He would adopt "Florelle" as a kind of nickname and would sign his lyrics as Leif Erik "Florelle" Edling. May need some French classes to include quotes as lyrics too.

Earl of Void (Reverend Bizarre) - drums

I mean, there's some interesting question about them so definitely would fit for keeping a kind of secret profile drummer, hiding from the spotlight and not revealing too much about them. And the crushing slow base sound would be absolutely needed.

Dave Chandler (Saint Vitus) - guitar

I'm going all for the tone here, like thinking more about how the music would sound. And I read an interview with him (about the Lillie: F-65 album) and he said he improvised the solos for the album and always try do that, so it's interesting to write.

And now, this...

I need a rhythm guitar here (like Mappe does in Candlemass) but I was thinking to add a non-usual-rhythm-guitarrist here just to make this more difficult, I mean, making the process of writing/recording more painful 😈 I was thinking about a guitar player with a kind of a strong personality vibes like John Pérez from Solitude Aeturnus or going for the opposite with someone who gives more chill vibes like Bruce Franklin from Trouble.

And yeah, a vocalist. I need a singer with the whole Saint-Just vibes so maybe I totally should go for an OC here. My first option was blorblo lmao, then I thought of Lee Dorrian from Cathedral. Other of my ideas is an OC based on Messiah Marcolin and Bobby Liebling... but that would be like TOO much to handle, can you imagine?

So I'm still thinking ~

I can't believe you made me to write a long reply and actually put some the ideas in my mind finally in a post 💖