#Absolute genius

[sophsun1]

Community – 3.17: Basic Lupine Urology

[queenofshilla]

LINDA HAMILTON as Sarah Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day (dir. James Cameron)

[aurelites]

just saw a satosugu second person/reader insert fic in which i’m the kfc worker at the store when they broke up i am in SHAMBLES

[preciousyorkshiregallifreyan]

The Master loves a good dance 💃🕺

[ghostherlig]

Hey. Hey. Mr and Mrs Smith AU. imagie n

OOOHHHHHHHH- i did have to google this but synopsis for myself and others who dont know the film: a boring middle upper class married couple who find out they're working for opposing assassin agencies and have been assigned to kill each other-

WHICH!!! IS SO GOOD!!!!!! im imagining this for johnshi and railao so bare with me a moment- (under the cut bc this gets long and im unstoppable)

for johnshi im imagining that they've both been assassins a long time with "side jobs" (fake jobs) that they tell their spouse about; johnny going with directing/writing since it coincides with his somewhat strange schedule (and maybe he used to be an actor idk), and kenshi choosing FBI agent for the same thing and also bc it gives the ability to back out of any convo with "that's classified." (pardon me bc like i said ive never seen this movie so i doubt this will follow the plot at all- but please feel free to correct me alsdkjfsdf)

both of them meeting somewhere lowkey, falling in love, getting married, the whole shebang- and both of them deciding to stay in their jobs bc it pays well etc etc- they're happy together, in a house, maybe a cat or two, and then they get the assignment.... on each other-

both of them pretty annoyed with the other that they never said anything but then also realizing that they themselves never said anything- both of them deciding to have a little fun with it and maybe playing Suspcious- Johnny being a little too happy about making Kenshi his tea, Kenshi very suspiciously asking Johnny what his plans for the day are, etc.- just them having a little before it dawns on them that their agency's are going to realize that they aren't killing the other or that they're married (which you think they would've known but-)

okay now hear me out on railao-

raiden and lao who are, out of their group of friends (including johnny, kenshi, syzoth, tomas, kuai, etc-) literally the two that are suspected of being assassins the least- but they both are, unbeknownst to each other-

maybe tomas is an assassin that works for raiden's agency and kenshi works for lao's- so they have friends in the agency as well who they can talk business with-

but raiden and kung lao never discussing it with each other, explaining their weird work hours to each other as "just work" or both of them coming up with elaborate lies and the like- them getting the hit on the other and raiden going (quite angrily) to lao and confronting him

kung lao seeing this as an opportunity for them to finally work together, except raiden is really stressing the point that their agency's work against each other- and lao scoffs and is like "then one of us will have to quit and transfer." and they both glare at each other before lao gets this stupid grin and is like "let's make a bet out of it-"

and i think you can see where that's going, both of them agreeing to see who the "better assassin" is by attempting to catch the other by surprise except they both are hypervigilant and very good so it goes on for so long- but just them making a game out of it alsdkfasdf

anyway im not normal at all about au's and im sorry that this was super long and probably also maybe not even accurate to the given material asdlkfjasdf-

[miffytiramisu]

Scrolling through tumblr while listening to the new Mitski album. Y’all we’re REGRESSING

[yellowstripedtowel]

her name popping up has me DYING

[bitter-panacea]

[sophieswundergarten]

YOU KNOW WHAT???? YOU KNOW WHAT????

I adore the fact that Milligan and Kate's relationship is on the same level as Miss Perumal and Reynie's. And Mr. Benedict and Constance's. And even Sticky and his parents and Kate and Moocho.

Because family is family no matter what

The fact that Milligan and Kate were actually related doesn't make that relationship any better than the kids who were adopted, or how Sticky's parents came back to him, or Rhonda and Number Two and Constance being sisters, or even the friendships shared between all of the characters.

They still found each other, no matter if it was overcoming distance or misunderstandings or abandonment or even amnesia.

All of the families love each other equally, and they're all presented that way

[stimmingandstruggling]

still thinking about they two different shin death cgs and how in the emotion route he’s bleeding from so many places but he’s smiling and the scarf is gone because he’s dying as shin tsukimi, the 0% contestant who loves his sister. and in the logic route the scarf remains and he just stares, and he’s sou hiyori, fulling leaving himself behind because he’s surviving but at what cost? there’s no one left who deserves his kindness, he doesn’t care anymore, his tie to morality and himself is gone.

[virginbutstillahoe]

i have literally never seen a performance like that in my life. zero hyperbole matthew macfadyen should be absolutely proud of his accomplishment tonight. unbelievable and truly impeccable, i remain in awe.

[bloomvalyria]

THE REFERENCES TO PAST FLANAGAN PROJECTS IN FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER HAS ME SCREAMING

[trijuiceofnature]

You ever spend several consecutive hours reading the bios and lore of various kirby characters ?? Cause Uhhhhhh,,, y e a h LOL

[sleepiest-token]

i know we all know vessel is an incredible musician but like can we just have a moment to appreciate not only the writing but the performance of it?!

was just trying to learn atlantic, playing the piano? no problemo, singing the melody? i can give it a decent go, doing them at the same time?!?!?!!! perturbation theory is easier.

im fully convinced he's some kind of god

[heymacy]

8 & 23!!

hi kat hi!! 💛

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home? answered here but i'll share specifics! i have a very large vintage t-shirt/graphic tee collection exclusively for wearing at home. for pants it's usually joggers with hella pockets or black leggings - and i looooooooove a fun sock moment! i'm currently wearing a pair with princess leia on them ✨

23. do you wear jewelry? i do! i have a little gold star necklace and tiny gold hoops i wear every day + a gold "M" necklace and dainty little gold rings i wear on my days off! i love jewelry but i honestly don't have much of it outside of these ones!

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