#Absolute madness

[ratb4stard3]

⌚️🪖 Something Sinister is infecting Hatchetfield… 🌀

[guzhufuren]

Li Le and Wang Yunkai were awarded in Beijing yesterday, with "Li Le and Wang Yunkai on a red carpet" trending on 28 place on weibo with over 60000 of mentions

[constantly-questioning-reality]

never in my life would i have thought i'd write the following sentence in my master's dissertation: 'for my argument, I have choses three primary works of fanfiction that are based on the All for the Game trilogy by Nora Sakavic'

[anautumncarol]

Yeah I don't want to see anyone denying British bias after this one

[pond---scum]

Walrus versus fairy

Phryne was curled around a warm cup of tea, surveying the people gathered at her kitchen table with satisfaction and affection when Cec and Bert burst in. 

“Alright,” snapped Bert, “We’ve been at loggerheads about this since sparrow’s fart, so we’re bringing it to you lot for review.” 

Jack and Mac had both been buried in the morning paper. Mac cocked an eyebrow at the cabbies over the top of her page, and Jack sighed and let his paper fall onto the table. “Wonderful,” he muttered. 

Dot didn’t even look up from her embroidery. 

“I’m intrigued,” Phryne told them, placing her tea carefully on the table. “Please, go on.” 

“Well, you gotta imagine that it’s a nice weekend morning like this, right?” Cec said earnestly, Bert folded his arms and scowled behind him. “And you go over to open it. What would you be more surprised to see, a -” 

“A fairy,” Bert cut in, “or a fucking walrus.” 

Phryne and Mac shared a perplexed glance, before Phryne shrugged and declared her answer. “The walrus, I suppose.” 

Mac nodded. “Walrus.” 

“It’s the Walrus for me, too,” Dot said. 

Jack had been reaching for his own tea, but he froze with his hand outstretched towards the cup. “What?” he said weakly, glancing around at all of them. 

“See,” said Bert to Cec with a smirk, “you’re full of shit.” 

Cec groaned. “How?” he demanded. “How can a walrus be more surprising than a fairy?” 

Phryne tilted her head to the side, considering this. “Well,” she said, “how on earth would a walrus get here?” 

“How would a fairy get here,” Jack asked slowly, letting his outstretched hand drop loosely onto the table, “when there’s no such thing as fairies?” 

Mac shrugged. “But if fairies were real, I would almost expect them to show up at Wardlow first.” 

Jack made a pained sound. “But they’re not real.” 

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[heretherebedork]

There are seven episodes of shows airing on Wednesday. SEVEN. EPISODES. SIX SHOWS. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!?!?

There's nothing midweek BL madness, apparently.

(I mean, okay, so Dream is not really airing because they're doing the big live event but like I don't even care about that show at all at this point.)

Absolute madness. Trying to decide what order to watch everything in is gonna be wild.

[as21-7]

what a time. there's shootouts with a cop. there's insufferable internet blog drama. there's the terminator. there's harry potter fanfic as vehicle for socratic dialogue that people made a death cult out of. i was Not Prepared

[illmoraineakoi]

My roommate just got pissed off at me bc I changed my mind about getting in the pool with her.

THE WATER'S FUCKING 95 DEGREES

IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE

I'M NOT GETTING INTO PISS WARM WATER ON AN ALREADY HOT DAY ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!?!?!?!

85-90 degrees is already fucking pushing it, but 95 is a definitive fuck no. Pools are supposed to be cool, not warm.

[rafiknytvphotoandfilm]

The torture never stops. Silence is complicity.

[wintersportism]

this should tell you everything you need to know about this comp

[blessphemy]

I do gotta say though the speaking of a metaphor as THE climactic scene in the book is just nuts to me. man I was standing up and pacing and pulling on my hair when the metaphor dropped and it all snapped together so perfectly I don’t know how the author did that. how did I not see it coming how was it the most obvious crux of it all it was everything this calamity was coming towards. the entire frameshift of reality and communication.

[chameleonsallinvermillion]

who designs the car parking for hospitals? what madness lies in their heart? why is it this way? why must we traverse a fucking labyrinth before getting to go to the eye unit? why are the paths between the parking spaces too narrow for two cars to pass one another? why is nothing sign-posted? why does the exit sign not lead to the exit? this cannot be the best system. i refuse to believe this is the best system.

[daisydoctor13]

Really testing out how good the wall is to next door with how loud I've been screaming at the TV tonight

[captorations]

if i had a nickel for every time cam and pal were unable to speak to someone they love face to face for a torturously extended period of time, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's not at all weird that they took the first opportunity they had to make sure it never happened again

[userlando]

i just hit 11k followers hooooly moly, thank you so so much!! that's an insane number and i still can't believe it 😭 as a thank you, i'll be finishing up and posting a new smutty fic involving a certain duo that we all know and love. hope you'll like it 👀🤍