GUMSHOE YOU ARE THE POLICE
He’s right
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all the gay lines in ace attorney are like “you’ve made me feel things i thought i was incapable of feeling” or “i wouldn’t be the same person i am today if i never meet you” and its still up to interpretation over if there’s a platonic meaning in canon. meanwhile all the lesbian lines are like “me and your mentor dated in college” or “i desired your mom carnally athena” and the only person questioning it would be in the game like “not like that right” and someone will respond with “whatever floats your boat ig” or something.
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Miles is deliberate. Thorough and precise. Miles remembers what makes you twitch and when you take an inhale a bit too sharply. Miles is gentle and careful.
After all you did that’s nearly not enough. After all you’ve put both of you through that’s way too much. You want Miles to rip your ribcage open and burrow his teeth into your beating heart so you could still feel it being torn apart.
But Miles is kind. And Miles is merciless.
Miles makes your nerves sing. And – just for so long – it is louder than your guilty consciousness.
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a fun thing about being an artist who’s friends with someone in law school is that i’m gonna keep editing his face onto edgeworth and he can’t stop me
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