#Adam is a little shit

[watchforstars]

🎶 I wap-bam-boom, Alakazam‼️🎵 | Hazbin Hotel Episode 8: Season Finale

Bonus:

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

[razzle-n-dazzle]

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[zer0point5ive]

apprentice adam in the jigsaw communal kitchen realizing they’re out of coffee as he stands there soaking wet after having to spend the last however many hours in the rain following some asshole. ohh i hate this shitty life so much i wanna kill mysel- hi john. yeah i was just uh talking. to myself, you know .. anyway i better get back ! these photos aren’t gonna develop themselves haha. lawrence pick up pick up pick up. hey babe, listen if i don’t come home tonight check the bathroom. yeah i just kinda have a feeling

[bbreaddog]

Jeremy Shada in Dancing With Strangers music video (2021)

[miss-menhera]

No one fucking talk to me, I rarely like men at all. I like a fictional man ONCE every blood moon, and in one of those rare instances he DIES. I MEAN DIES??? OF COURSE. YEAH SURE MAKES FUCKING SENSE, LET ME JUST TELL U THE ONLY REASON I WANNA WATCH THIS SHOW NOW IS BECAUSE OF THE HOPE MY ADAM IS GONNA COME BACK. I'm so terribly upset, I legit cried about this for days. I'm not telling this to my therapist, humiliating.

[latenightsundayblues]

Give it up for adam faulkner everybody

He's been saving up money for the last two weeks so he could finally buy a cup of name-brand coffee that actually tastes good. It was supposed to be his lunch

[theplotthiccens]

Do you think Lute is Heaven-Born?

There's a notable difference in Adam's eyes. He doesn't have pupils. The rest of the heaven-born angels seem to have them. This may not be significant? I wonder how many exorcists are heaven-born vs. human souls/saints.

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

who is better lute or eve???????

"Well obviously Lute, she's loyal and y'know, not a dumbass..⚡"

[apppleioi]

am i am i am i adam. adam who works to live. to stay alive. physically and mentally. who goes to school. who wants to be and is top of his class. who will do anything to do well in school. who is empowered by knowledge. who perseveres despite not being supported. everyone telling him to rest.

or am i. am i gansey who works to live. to stay alive. physically and mentally. who hates school. who does the minimum because he knows it’s hindering him. who is a scholar anyways. who is restless with knowledge but doesnt care for school. who only goes there cause he always has. cause he has to. cause it’s expected of him. cause he can’t rest.

am i noah? am i dead. am i dying?

[elitehoe]

Why is every man speaking for women when it comes to Hangman vs Swerve right now?? Women like deathmatches. Women like gory wrestling. Now shut up and just let us have some fucking fun damn.

[azrael08]

I love Adam and Michael talking in enochian to each other, but i propose:

Post-cage Michael teaching Adam enochian just cause Adam asks and finally there's a day where Adam says like a sentence correctly or something and Michael is just all gooey eyed listening to him repeatedly say "O Michael hath faith for I am your sword" over and over and over again all while smiling like an idiot.

[brightlydim]

ordinary father/son activities

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Feeling a little sick? Feeling like your body isn’t your own?

[originemesis]

"just let me give you the freedom- to dream, and it'll wake you up..." by goocrow