#i lie

[maxcuntstappen]

feeling completely normal about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[applestruda]

I-I can explain

[apppleioi]

am i am i am i adam. adam who works to live. to stay alive. physically and mentally. who goes to school. who wants to be and is top of his class. who will do anything to do well in school. who is empowered by knowledge. who perseveres despite not being supported. everyone telling him to rest.

or am i. am i gansey who works to live. to stay alive. physically and mentally. who hates school. who does the minimum because he knows it’s hindering him. who is a scholar anyways. who is restless with knowledge but doesnt care for school. who only goes there cause he always has. cause he has to. cause it’s expected of him. cause he can’t rest.

am i noah? am i dead. am i dying?

[vioranhyperfixation]

Damian : Tood, your progress towards improved adaptation is commendable as always.

Jason : what happened to hello? How are you? What do you do?

Damian : I do reckon your response is something quite like 'dead' 'not feeling alive' or something like 'not as bad as dying'

Jason : true, anyway what it is demon child? You look happy.

Damian : do i? Well #011 just recently been given doll's to develop his productivity and creativity, and it's been going rather well.

Jason : heh?

Jason : what doll's?

Damian : barbie doll, With the maturation of his creativity, I will arrange for a customized doll to correspond to his imaginative visions.

Jason : well good for him.

Jason : what stories did he made with them?

Damian : a story about a woman who's been betrayed by her tribe, but it's partly her fault so she want to look for a change to redeem. And a star grant her wish, but the way the granting of wish from the star is not as easy as it look. Now she needs to go on a journey to be able to have her wish granted. And the challenge that #011 come up with is quite unique, his creativity is developing well

Jason :

Jason : you're saying about maturation of his creativity? That's shit not complex enough?

Damian : I'm still helping him develop the story so I'm unable to say it has.

Jason : fuck

Jason : your standards is too high that it reach the atmosphere

Damian : it wasn't really a surprise it is? You don't expect an Al Ghul to have a lower standar

Jason : Talia exist

Damian :

Damian : well, it also come hand in hand with questionable judgement.

[shu-box-puns]

Right so my brain was being a brain for once and decided to come up with a crossover concept for the 'You wanna be one of them' universe and 'I wouldn't have given you to them':

So we've got ('You wanna be one of them')Spider fucking around in the forest with the Sully kids past curfew because despite the RDA being on planet, they're still teens doing stupid shit. At least this time, Lo'ak, Kiri and Neteyam were quiet enough not to wake Tuk on their way out of camp. Of course, Neteyam is anxious the entire time they're out, convinced his radio collar is going to go off with Jake sternly telling all four of them to return home pronto. But that never comes.

They're having a grand old time, splashing each other with bioluminescent water and disturbing the insects. That is until there's a shout from the canopy, freezing all four kids. They're immediately drawing in close to one another, hands on weapons, privately debating if it would be better to be found by an RDA patrol or their furious parents.

They don't have to wait long as overhead, what sounds suspiciously like a slinth hisses, closely followed by a terrified shriek and then the crash of a body tumbling down through the canopy.

The figure lands hard on their stomach, momentarily stunned. They lay there motionless long enough for Spider to notice the rifle strapped to their back, the metal glinting in the glow of the undergrowth. Then they suck in a rattled breath and push themselves to their elbows and then up on their knees.

Spider sucks in a breath at Zaza's split lip and unkempt hair, weirdly shorter and fresh out of its braids. Surely they hadn't had enough time to unbraid it all so quickly after he 'went to bed' only an hour ago. Weirder still, they're dressed in avatar sized RDA military attire, and not the old stuff Norm has stuffed in the compound. These clothes look freshly made, newly torn from the fall, but not worn like the other avatar clothing Spider had seen the other scientists wearing.

Rubbing their temple with a hiss, Zaza finally notices all four kids, and instead of scowling and immediately launching into a rant about them breaking curfew, the avatar instead startles and falls flat on its back. With wide eyes, it snatches for the gun its suddenly sitting on and continues to frantically shuffle away from the kids.

<"What's up with them?"> Lo'ak whispers out of the corner of his mouth without so much as moving a muscle. At his back, Kiri shakes her head. Neteyam looks ready to bolt, his hand half lifted to his radio collar.

As usual, Spider made the first move. <"Hi, um, Za, fancy catching you out here so late,"> he carefully tucks his knife away, unnerved by the avatar continuing to scramble away from him. <"Any chance we won't get grounded for this?"> He asks plainly.

The avatar pauses, knuckles tight around the gun they still haven't managed to pull from under them. <"Do I, do I know you?"> They ask carefully, their Na'vi stilted and poorly pronounced. It was Zaza's voice, Spider recognised, but not how they spoke.

Brows furrowed he glances back to his friends who mirror his confusion. <"What do you mean?"> He presses, eyes raking over the avatar, only to linger on the fresh gash at their temple. <"Shit, did you hit your head on the way down?">

Their eyes flickered from Spider to the Sully kids over his shoulder. <"Y-yes?">

Lo'ak groans loudly, and the tension abruptly snaps. <"Uncle Tsu'tey is going to kill us.">

<"Why? We didn't do anything!"> Kiri immediatly butted in.

<"Lets just,"> Neteyam interjects calmly, his concern outweighing his fear of being caught. <"lets get them back home. Spider, you get their other arm.">

Zaza stares at them in mistrustful confusion, as the pair help them to their feet. Spider fusses over their tattered uniform.

<"Where is your atokirina knife?">

<"My what?"> Zaza asks, brows furrowed. They slap along their thigh until their hand comes into contact with the utility knife strapped to their waist. <"I have my knife right here?">

Now in hindsight, Spider realised that that should have been a dead give away. But in the middle of the forest, late at night, hours past his curfew, having found his possibly concussed parent in the middle of nowhere, he didn't find it odd. Instead of pressing for any further information, he and the rest of the Sully kids carefully guided Zaza back to High Camp.

Only to return to said Camp, to find Jake waiting for them, arms crossed and his foot tapping, flanked by Spider's Zaza, outside of their avatar and very much uninjured.

Human!Reader starred up at the recom, and Recom!Reader starred down at the human.

[angelasiol]

Aziraphale discovers that Crawley did not kill the goats not because of his great deduction skills but because the demon himself could not stand his disappointed face when he told him that God would forgive him, and allowed the crows to make goat sounds. Adorable.

[ask-the-prowler]

Merry Christmas big gang !!🎁🎄🎊

SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER NOW!! (are we getting a Christmas themed prowler suit? 🤨)

..No.

No we are not getting a christmas themed prowler suit.

[libraryraccoon]

ONE TEN ROLL

One ten sebek key. ONE FUCKING TEN SEBEK KEY AND ONE TEN ROLL WITH IT

**Add my hyena laugh** (I'm a Ruggie kinnie because of my fucking laugh)

Hope it will do that with the general Lillia Vanrouge, one Lillia Vanrouge Ten Key and a ten roll with it and I have him

(I know my luck, I know it will be hard to have him, but let me dream)

That's me after I had Sebek and Azul, trying to understand what just happened.

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

[nativestarwrites]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 (in case you’d like to share anything)

Thank you! Been saving this and decided to use it tonight. I'm going to be a terrible tease and leave you with the below, but this is from a short ficlet I'm going to posting tomorrow so you won't have to wait long for the rest!

“Fuck!” The voice isn’t Jamie’s, it’s loud and grating and edged with something that Jamie can’t place. Something that feels out of place. It’s not anger. It’s not fury. It’s… slipping through his fingers.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m so completely normal about both of these things. 

[sunniskyies]

trying to write but switching tabs to tumblr every five words

[teddy-bear-d]

I love seeing all the posts about Philza’s pov in the Rats SMP from people who don’t watch rats because it makes me realize how startling it probably is to just see ratsune miku out and about even in the most serious of moments

[sunsetelo]

Summary: Lightning’s father makes an unexpected appearence after a race, causing Lightning to spiral.

Luckily he has Doc to comfort him after.

[amyriadfthings]

Every other promo piece playing "Always on my mind" is perfectly fine btw and I´m not having any emotional reactions to that whatsoever

[chaos-potat]

I was showing someone a drawing I had done quickly in a bit of a different style and they laughed and was all like "Those legs are freakishly long, oh my god" and they kept laughing

A part of me died that day and I never tried to do stylized drawings like it again