#Adam: the nerdiest nerd

[grilledquesobabe]

Ariel and Eric would be best friends with Belle and Adam. The nerdiest of nerd friends, talking non-stop about their special interests to each other. Change my mind lol

[royal-descent]

"Because I need a nerd to help me do homework and make sure I pass the semester. And you are the nerdiest nerd I have ever met." Adam said plainly as he looked the other up and down.

It seemed like a deal the other man couldn't pass up, I mean free room and board and all he had to do was help a hot ripped jock with ahis school work? Only an idiot would turn that down.

Peter Parker adjusted his bag over his shoulder. After graduating from community college he had gotten a scholarship to get a higher degree at the same college where Adam was a student. It was almost as if Adam knew he hated his dorm mate. But would this other guy be any better as a room mate?

But a penthouse was a lot better than a dorm room.

"Why would you do that?"

Surely there was more behind it than just tutoring.

[mimiceon]

@stinson-png you’re killing me, killing me dead I hope you’re happy about that

[starredskins]

hc meme teddy

2-4 SONGS THAT ARE PROBABLY ON THEIR IPOD: obviously, it’s gonna be rocket man by elton john. his favorite singer in the whole wide world. tiny dancer, also by mr. elton john. and ( checks notes ) benny and the jets, also by elton john. he also likes anything by mr. billy joel, though his most played is scenes from an italian restaurant. 

THE ONE PLACE THEY SOMETIMES END UP FALLING ASLEEP – WHERE THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO: the library. a pile of books and a lack of sleep = one exhausted teddy, who is going to wake up with a paper cut on his face. 

THE GAME THEY'D DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE AT: any nerd shit. you can’t win at dungeons and dragons or whatever, so i guess whatever the goofiest nerdiest video game is. someone pick for me. 

THE EMOTICON THEY’D USE MOST OFTEN: teddy does the little :-/ and it’s time i reckon with that fact ... nothing wrong w/ that king! 

WHAT THEY ACT LIKE WHEN THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH SLEEP: snoozy man. he will fall asleep on the bus, in the passenger seat of a car, in the middle of his lecture, at band practice until he gets beat by drumsticks. that’s why he’s so adamant about getting all his hours! 

THEIR PREFERRED HOT BEVERAGE ON REALLY COLD NIGHTS. OR MORNINGS. OR WHENEVER: he’s a tea boy. i can literally retcon the british out of the boy, but you can’t take the baby out of him. he gets caffeine jitters. 

HOW THEY LIKE TO COMFORT/CARE FOR THEMSELVES WHEN THEY’RE IN A SLUMP: spending time with his MOMMY. peggy stop screwing randy in the distance and come home from the war. but mostly, anything that’s #comforting to him. books he loves, movies he loves, tv shows ... you get the gist. he likes routine, and things he already understands.

WHAT THEY WANTED TO BE WHEN THEY GREW UP: i don’t know. i don’t even know what he’s studying. teddy doesn’t have dreams. he is just a wee mans. 

THEIR FAVORITE KIND OF WEATHER: teddy likes walking in a winter wonderland. the cold never bothered him anyway, baby! he almost never slips on the ice 

THOUGHTS ON THEIR SINGING VOICE (DECENT? TERRIBLE? SOPRANO? ALTO?): he can sing <3 idk enough about music to determine anything else. go listen to his song with kevin. mads answer me on when it’s dropping.

HOW/WHAT THEY LIKE TO DRAW OR DOODLE: little scribbles and swirls. nothing coherent, just him drawing on the paper to do something with his hands. 

[macaqueyfreedom]

@eloarei VRV is basically The Nerd Show App. It's got anime (DBZS, Hero Academia, and FMAB for example) and Nerd shows (MBMBaM, How To Play, General Adam Savage Nerdy Shit). It's a collection of Crunchyroll, Funimation, Nerdiest, etc.... There's a lot of free to watch stuff and then there's the Premium pay-to-watch too.

I'm currently rewatching Red vs Blue for the 26th time on it. It's great.

And so is this app.

Shout-out to @chainsawunicorn for introducing me to it, love ya Brotato 😘

[ohsvhuns]

Virgin (M)

Pairing - Sehun x Reader Genre - Smut Word count - 2418 ’ll admit it, I’m a virgin. It’s not like I’m saving myself until marriage or anything special like that, but I wasn’t going to whore myself out either. I mean, no one’s ever tried anything with me. Mostly because I was the nerdy girl in the class. 

The pencil behind the ear, thick glasses and sweater type of girl. I’m smart, and kind of a know-it-all. So as you can see, no one wants to have sex with the boring smart girl. I didn’t have that many friends as a result of this.

“Alright class, settle down. We have a new student.” Ms. Adams said, motioning to the tall black haired boy next to her. “Sehun, would you like to introduce yourself.”

“Well, I’m Oh Sehun. I moved here from Jungnang. I’m in a group with 9 members but we are still in training…that it really ” He says, playing with his fingers. I could already tell he was going to be popular, just by the way he stands. Not to mention Jess was already swooning over him. I could almost guarantee that he would be sitting at the popular kids table at lunch.  “Alright then, why don’t you go sit next to Y/N in the back.” Ms. Adams instructs before beginning to start class. Sehun sits next to me, staring. He had this bad-boy, intimating aura about him that made me shrink in my seat. I quickly jotted down the notes as they left Ms. Adam’s mouth, Sehun just stared at me.  “Y/N was it? Beautiful name, darling.” Sehun says, leaning closer to me. I almost don’t hear him as I’m too focused writing down notes. He outstretches his hand to me, I look at him with a puzzled expression. “Shake my hand, darling.”  “Why?” I ask, slowly reaching my hand to his, he takes my hand and kisses it.  “Your skin is so soft.” He mumbles as he pulls away.  “Mr. Sehun, I’m sorry to interrupt the love-feast going on with Ms. Y/L/N but I’m sure we wouldn’t want the principle to talk to you on the first day.” Ms. Adams says, the entire class turns back to stare at us. I feel heat rise in my cheeks as I snatch my hand away from Sehun and put my head down. Ms. Adams went on teaching and I quickly write down the notes, refusing to look at either Sehun or any of my class mates. Every so often, one of them would sneak a glance back at me and Sehun. This didn’t seem to phase him but made me blush.  “You know, you’re cute when your flustered.” He whispers to me.  “Please, Sehun. Just leave me alone.” I whisper back.  “Why? You scared you’re going to start liking me and stop focusing on your studies.” He suggests. “Or is it that you’re a virgin and have no idea what the fuck you’ll do and are scared to embarrass yourself?”  “Leave me alone, Sehun.” I snap a bit too loudly.  “Mr. Sehun, one more time and I send you to the principal’s office.” Ms. Adams snaps.  “Sorry, teacher. I’m a bit distracted by Y/N.” Sehun says, causing eyes to dart my way.  “How so?” Ms. Adams asks, knowing that I’m always quite.  “Oh you know.” Sehun shrugs. Ms. Adams rolls her eyes and continues to teach. This has been the longest class ever. Class continues as such, Sehun getting in trouble and me avoid glances. Eventually, the lunch bell rings and I scurry off to the cafeteria. As I wait in the lunch line, Jess and her friends stand behind me.  “That Sehun guy is so hot! You should totally date him, Jess!” One of Jess’ squeaky high pitched voiced friends say to her.  “I know right! They would be so cute together! I bet he would be a good fuck too! Right, Jess?” Another friend says.  “Yeah, we could do it in my car after prom or something.” Jess says. “But the fucks up with that Y/N girl? I didn’t even know she existed until he was like all over her!”  “And like, how could she just reject him like that? For a nerd, she’s pretty fucking stupid.” The first friend says. I ignore them and take my food to the library, on my way out seeing Sehun sitting at the popular table. School passes and buzzes with the gossip of the new kid. I board my bus and sit at the front, the bad kids sit at the back.  “What are you doing here?” I ask as Sehun walks down the slim isle way.  “This is my bus. What are you doing here?” I question.  “This is my bus.” Sehun says, taking a seat next to me. “Mind if I sit here?”  “Yes.” I say.  “Too bad. Guess you’ll just have to live with seeing me every day until you graduate.” Sehun smiles. I groan and scoot closer to the window, Sehun’s leg touches mine. I feel him put his hand on my exposed knee, I cross my legs. “You are a virgin, aren’t you?”  “Shut up, so what.” I say, crossing my arms over my chest.  “So that means you’ve never had an orgasm.” Sehun says.  “Shut up, Sehun.” I say, irradiated by his forwardness.  “Oh, poor Y/N, she’s never had an orgasm.” He chuckles. “What are you like religious or something? No sex until marriage type of thing?”  “No, I’m just not one of the many sluts that you spend your time with.” I state. “You mean Jess and her friends?” He says. I nod. “You know maybe you would get laid if you weren’t such a stuck up bitch.”  “And maybe if you weren’t such a filthy minded pig we could have had a civilized conversation about the weather and such.” I huff, recrossing my arms. Sehun rolls his eyes and looks the other way. The bus comes to a stop. Sehun starts to get up and leave the bus, sadly this was also my stop. I ended up walking behind Sehun as we both headed home.   “What? Are you hear to harass me some more? Or say you’re sorry and give me head?” Sehun snaps at me, his black messenger bag slinging off his shoulder. “None of the above, I’m heading to my house.” I said pointing to my house.  “Fuck, you live next door from me? So there’s literally no way to avoid you? Oh no.” Sehun says. I groan and just speed walk to my house. Sehun watches me enter before continuing on to his home. I finish up some homework and eat dinner. I then lay on my bed in my underwear and a big top reading a book. I hear a tap at my window.  Sehun pears in from behind the window, perched on the roof. I walk over and open it.  “What the hell are you doing here?” I snap at him.  “Well hello to you too. Can I come in?” Sehun asks.  “How the hell did you get up here?” I ask.  “Hopped your fence and climbed up the side.” He states. “I’m enjoying this outfit selection.”  “Shut up. Why are you here?” I mark the page I was reading and return it to my shelf. “I swear if you say ‘to get head’ or anything along those lines I’ll push you out the window.”  “I wanted to say sorry for teasing you. I mean, it’s not your fault you’ve never had an orgasm. I mean probably.” He says.  “Sorry my sex life isn’t as interesting as yours, Sehun. But not a lot of people want to sleep with a girl who dresses like a catholic school girl.”  “I do.” Sehun says.  “What?”  “I want to sleep with you.” Sehun says.  “You know I’m a virgin?” I state, very confused that someone would find me remotely attractive.  “Only makes you hotter. You know how hot it is for a guy to like.. Mark his territory.” While Sehun rambles, I notice a bulge in his jeans. “So, Y/F/N, can I take your virginity?”  “I- sure. Yes. You can take my virginity.” I say, blushing as I say the words. Sehun grins and locks my door.  “You’ve kissed a boy before, right?”  “Yeah..” I blush. Sehun gently cups my face before pressing his lips to mine. I kiss back timidly, he brings his tongue to my bottom lip. I open my mouth and let him explore. I feel butterflies in my stomach as Sehun pulls me into his lap. I straddle him, arms loosely hanging around his neck. Sehun starts to kiss down my neck and I gently pull on his hair, making him groan. He leaves hickeys down my neck and too the collar of my shirt.  “C-can I take your shirt off?” I ask, shifting on his lap. He lets out a breathy groan.  “Please, darling.” He smirks. I meekly take it off and put it on the floor. I admire his toned physic. I gently place a kiss by his ear and down his neck, his body is tense and breathing hard. I start to suck on an area wear his neck and shoulders meet. “Princess, you’re going to make me cum in my pants by how fucking innocent you are. Can I please get you started on so you actually can loose your virginity?”  I nod and Sehun quickly flips us. Luke gently removes my shirt, biting his lip as he takes in the sight of my bare breasts. He places kisses to each nipple before taking one between his teeth gently. I throw my head back on the bed and arch my back.  “I see someone likes that.” He says cockily. He leaves my breast and starts down to my stomach. He places a kiss on my belly button, making me giggle. He then leans down farther and pulls my blue panties down with his teeth. I gasp at the sudden temperature change on my clit. “Easy there, darling.” Sehun spread my legs, placing a kiss just above my clit before slowly kissing down. I groan at his teasing, he chuckles and licks a long stripe up my folds. I groan and tangle my fingers in his hair. Sehun circles my clit with his tongue before licking a flat stripe from the bottom to the top. All I knew was pure pleasure as my legs shook with pleasure.  “Mmm, you like this don’t you?” Sehun hummed.  “Fuck you, Sehun.” I groaned out. He pulled away from me.  “Well that’s no way to talk to the guy that’s going to give you your first orgasm?” Sehun asks, tilting his head. I sit up and grab his face, pressing my lips to his. He smirks into the kiss and grabs my breast, making me groan.  “Please, Sehun.” I beg, breaking the kiss. Sehun’s eyes roll in the back of his head at my words.  “Fuck, Y/N. It’s so hot when you beg me.” Sehun groans, rubbing himself through his jeans. “Please, princess.”  “Sehun please fuck me, I’m so fucking desperate. I need your big cock.” I groan, my eyes fluttering shut. Sehun smirks and kisses me, I lay back on the bed.  “Who would have known the nerdiest girl in school was so desperate for the bad boy’s dick.” Sehun chuckles, unzipping his pants. He aggressively tries to yank them down. His erection visible through his grey boxers. “Enjoying the view, darling? You can touch it princess, no need to be scared of it.”  I gingerly reach my hand out and stroke him through his boxers, he bites his lip as he watches me. I slowly pull down his boxers and gawk. He’s bigger than I thought.  “Are you sure this will fit?” I ask timidly, looking up at him through hooded eyes.  “You virgins are so cute.” He says, seeming to strain against his urge to bang me into an oblivion. “Always asking strange questions. Of course it’ll fit” I slowly reach my hand out to his erection. I place a kiss to the tip, making him hiss. I then slowly pump him in my hand, he bites his lip. I look up to him, batting my eyelashes.  “Y/N, I’m seriously going to cum if you don’t stop.” Sehun says, I slowly stop. “There’s a condom in the back pocket of my jeans. Grab that for me?”  I reach into the back pocket, shaking from anticipation. I hand him the foil package. Sehun leans over and kisses my forehead as he rolls the condom onto his length.  “You can tell me whenever you want to stop and we will.” Sehun states, I nod and he kisses me again. I then lay down on the bed, legs spread. He then settles between my legs, kissing my neck as he slowly places his tip to my entrance. “Ready?”  “Ready.” I say. Sehun slowly pushes himself into me. I his at the sting of my walls stretching around him.  “Holy fuck you’re tight.” He groans, wheezing. He then bites his lip and throws his head back. “Can I move?”  “It feels weird but yes.” I say, biting my lip. Sehun slowly moves his hips, I scrunch my face. A lone tear trails down my cheek, Sehun slowly reaches his hand down and quickly rubs my clit. Sehun continues to slowly pump in and out of me, going deeper and deeper each time.  “HOLY FUCK!” I groan, thrusting my hips up.  “I think we just found your G-spot, princess.” Sehun chuckles. “Let’s play with that.”  Sehun thrusts into that spot again, hard. I squeal raking my nails down his back. Sehun picks up speed and thrusts into my G-spot. I lean up to his neck and press kisses down it. I feel my walls clench around him as my orgasm grows near.  A wave of pleasure washes over me, I squeal and rake my nails down his back, leaving marks. I thrust my hips up to meet him. Sehun groans and kisses me. He aggressively starts thrusting into me, I feel him release into the condom. I squeal in pleasure as it finally ends.  Sehun pulls out and rolls over next to me. I whimper at the sudden emptiness and roll over to face him. Sehun is panting and looking up at the ceiling.  “I can’t believe it, I just fucked the school nerd.” He chuckles. “You are really good in bed, Y/N. We should do this more often.”  “Thanks, Sehun. We should totally do this again.”  A/N - Let me know if you like this! If you have any requests also ask away my lovelies♡ Credit to the owner of gif.

[lynchkavinskyparrish]

Anon - i think anons don't annoy you enough, so I'd like to rudely ask you if perhaps you could write a ~fun~ k/Adam Drabble

So true, Anons should annoy me more <3. And thanks a ton for this ask!

Adam was sitting in his dorm room, blissfully roommate free. It was only four on a Thursday but he’d finished all his classes and labs for the day and decided to take advantage of the free room. His roommate, while not exceedingly annoying, was seldom gone from the room when Adam needed to study. This resulted in a lot of time spent in the library which, while Adam didn’t mind, wasn’t always ideal.

He preferred to study in the comfort of his own room whenever possible. That way he didn’t have to worry about keeping track of the time or being interrupted by some well-intentioned peers. However, lady luck had never been very kind to Adam and, just as he was appreciating the lack of interruptions, his door swung open violently.

It wasn’t unusual for hallmates and the occasional RA to come by, but they would always knock (as any civilized person was predisposed to do). With a mixture of agitation and suspicion Adam turned in his seat to face the door. When he saw Joseph Kavinsky standing in the doorway the suspicion dissipated and he was left with the agitation.

Adam��s judgmental, aggrieved, expression didn’t deter Kavinsky in the slightest. He simply walked further into the small dorm room and closed the door behind him. The nonchalant air he adopted as he leaned against the door did nothing to appease Adam.

He breathed out through his nostrils before speaking. “Kavinsky. What are you doing here?”

Kavinsky replied without hesitation. “Didn’t know it was a fucking crime to visit my boyfriend.”

When he saw the quickly hidden, look of hurt, on Kavinsky’s face Adam let go of some of his anger. 

He could feel a, distinctly Kavinsky shaped, headache coming on. “Not the point.” Adam rose one eyebrow in judgement. “I’m studying. Besides, you need to knock.”

“Yeah, that doesn’t work for me.”

Adam rubbed his temples but allowed the deviation from the point. “What?”

Kavinsky looked as if he were truly mulling the point over when he responded. “I’ve tried it before but no one would let me in.”

That reminded Adam of some peculiarities of Kavinsky’s abrupt entrance. “Wait. My door was locked.”

In answer Kavinsky pulled a couple pieces of twisted metal out of his pocket.

Adam did not appreciate Kavinsky’s smug grin, or his disregard for Adam’s locked door. “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”

Shrugging, Kavinsky pushed himself off the door and walked over towards Adam. “Desperate times and all.” He then proceeded to lean over Adam to look at the work splayed across the desk. “Quantum physics and Plato?” The whistled “nerd” was more affectionate than insulting.

It reminded Adam that, even though he was disgruntled at the interruption, he was happy to see Kavinsky. He stood up to give Kavinsky a peck on the lips before leaning back against the desk, begrudgingly giving up on his work for the moment. “Desperate times?”

Kavinsky clapped his hands together as if just remembering the supposedly B&E warranting situation. “Yeah. I need some legal advice and you know shit.”

Adam sighed. “I’m pre-law not law. You know this. I know I’ve told you this before.”

Rolling his eyes Kavinsky disregarded Adam’s objections. “Bullshit man. You won that court case against your old man.” Kavinsky continued before Adam could protest. “Either way you’re the nerdiest guy I know.”

Had it been anyone else Adam would have been irked at the moniker but, when Kavinsky said nerdy, he was really saying ‘smart’. It was a Kavinsky-esq compliment but Adam loved Kavinsky as he was, mangled compliments and all. “Ignoring that I’m not a lawyer – what did you do this time?”

Kavinsky clutched his hands to his chest and gasped in an imitation of a shocked old lady. “Why, I would never.” At Adam’s thoroughly unimpressed expression Kavinsky adopted a look of faux hurt. “Ouch Parrish. Always seeing the worst in me.”

Adam rolled his eyes at the absurdly untrue statement.

Ditching the dramatics, Kavinsky resumed his default smirk. “Okay man. So, say, completely theoretically of course, someone stabbed their friend. What’s the law say about that?”

“The law says no.”

Humming thoughtfully Kavinsky continued. “What if it was sort of too late?”

“Is this about last week when you stabbed Jiang?”

“Nah, were cool.”

Adam looked skeptical so Kavinsky elaborated. “Just a little light stabbing between friends. All fun and games you know.”

“No. No I do not know.” Having made that clear Adam resumed giving his pseudo legal advice. “Okay. If that’s not the problem, what is?”

“I stabbed Jiang.” When that proved to be insufficient Kavinsky clarified. “Again.” Kavinsky didn’t even pretend to look remorseful.

“Still don’t see the problem if light stabbing is ‘all fun and games.’” Adam Parrish didn’t use air quotes but it was a near thing.

At this Kavinsky finally looked affected, wincing a little. “This time was…different”

Adam sat down and leaned back in his desk chair. Sometimes Kavinsky took his time getting to the point. “Just tell me man. I stopped working for this.” When he said ‘this’ he meant ‘you’. Kavinsky got the message.

“Apparently, Jiang’s sensitive about being stabbed in the dick.” The shrug he gave added insult to injury. “Who knew?”

Adam winced at this and Kavinsky defended himself. “What? It was just a fork for god’s sake. Jiang’s just a pussy.” 

Shelving his question of why Kavinsky was so … Kavinsky for later, Adam addressed Kavinsky’s excuse for showing up unannounced. “Okay but why do you need a lawyer? Isn’t he more likely to kill you than sue you?” When Kavinsky didn’t respond immediately, Adam caught on. “You’re hiding here, aren’t you?”

“I don’t hide.” It wasn’t a complete denial of the claim.

“Not well at least.”

Kavinsky’s glare was only partially serious. “Can I crash here tonight or not, babe?”

Adam was about to respond in the affirmative before he remembered his roommate. “Dan’s in tonight.”

The groan that left Kavinsky was more pained than necessary, in Adam’s opinion. “He’s never gone, man. Like, I’ve only stayed here a couple times.” He paused before continuing. “Are you fucking him or something? That why you don’t want me to meet the fucker?”

Had Adam been less versed in Kavinsky he would have missed the insecurity hidden under the annoyance. He pushed Kavinsky to sit down on the bed before facing him completely. “You know I’m not.” Adam looked in his eyes, ensuring he understood the fervor behind the statement, before continuing. “I’m ready for you to meet him. I just don’t think he’s ready to meet you.”

This seemed to appease Kavinsky’s insecurities, but he wasn’t satisfied.  “He homophobic or something?”

Adam laughed at this. “No K. He knows about us. He’s cool with it.”

“Then what’s the damn problem?”

“He’s not ready for you.”

Kavinsky stood at this, angry. “What the fuck does that mean?”

Adam sighed and put a hand on Kavinsky’s chest, pushing him back into a sitting position. “Calm down. I just mean you can be a bit much.” Adam had taken some pages out of Gansey’s book for dealing with emotionally stunted boys.

Crossing his arms over his chest Kavinsky said, “That’s much better, thanks.” In hindsight, Adam realized Gansey was probably the worst person to model when it came to handling Kavinsky. 

He went back to his typical straightforward approach. “You threatened my lab partner. With a knife.”

Kavinsky, always disagreeable, muttered, “Not my fault he didn’t know the rules.”

“What rules Kavinsky?! What rules?! I don’t even know them.” Kavinsky just shrugged and Adam searched for patience before moving on. “He still won’t look at me.”

“Pussy.”

“It’s nearly impossible to just do the damn labs.”

Kavinsky uncrossed his arms and relented. “Alright, alright, I get it, let it go” Adam sighed, but Kavinsky wasn’t done. “What if I promise to behave?” He wore a nearly pleading expression. “Can I crash here then?”

Adam knew that it was a bad idea but he wanted Kavinsky to spend the night just as much as Kavinsky wanted to stay. “Fine. But no threatening Dan.”

Kavinsky rolled his eyes, done with the topic, but nodded.

With Kavinsky managed for the moment, Adam went back to work.

Kavinsky lounged on the bed occupying himself with his phone for a short while. Unsurprisingly, the peace and quiet didn’t last. “I’m hungry.”

“And I’m busy.”

Kavinsky huffed but fell silent for only a few minutes. “I’m bored.”

Adam glared at Kavinsky. In response he simply sat up and rested on his elbows, unrepentant. 

Sighing, Adam reminded himself that he was ahead of schedule on his work anyway, and put his books and papers away. One weekend off wouldn’t be the end of the world.

Kavinsky, on the other hand …

[isisdreamweaver]

The Phoenix Prophecy Kids

I say kids and all of them are in their twenties fgjnkgfjnkfghn.

Anyway.

The Phoenix Prophecy is a story I’ve been developing since roughly 2012-ish. It came to me as a cartoon, but I’ve also been trying to re-imagine it as a book or game series because those are more likely to happen. My main sources of inspiration for this series are Scooby-Doo! and Disney’s Gargoyles. The former for the concept of ‘kids solve mysteries, like wow scoob’ and the latter for the tone and developing myth arc.

The plot of this series is as follows: A group of teenagers bond on an Internet forum over stories of UFOs, cryptids, and other paranormal stuff. Each of them has had at least one or more sightings/encounters, and have been a part of that group of teens most likely to be the inspiration for the next found footage horror film more than once.

When they reach their twenties, they decide they want to meet each other, form a paranormal investigation team, and go searching for clues. They catch their big break when an enigmatic man known as Mr. K contacts them and offers the funding necessary to get them all in one place. Plus a van filled with state of the art equipment, like radios and computers that require floppy disks.

Upon beginning their investigations into everything from obscure local legends to well known sightings, the team soon realizes they’ve opened up Pandora’s Box and are way in over their heads.

But at least they’ve got a van, right?

-

The Phoenix Prophecy Kids themselves (I promise that won’t be the name of their team it’s unnamed right now).

Misora Miyazaki, a twenty-one-year-old Japanese woman who majors in several languages and death glares. When she was a young girl, she wanted to learn English... purely to find new and interesting ways to swear. When English swears grew boring, she learned French, and when that got boring, she learned Italian, and when that got boring... You get the idea. Would sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

Lucille, a twenty-three-year-old British Indian lady in desperate need of a last name, studies meteorology, Mothman enthusiast. Wants to know if you’ve got time to talk about our lord and saviour, Mothman. Most likely to get a bunch of fruit and have no idea how to fit it in her car. She’s the person your math textbooks warned you about.

Adam Wheeler, a twenty-five-year-old biracial (African/First Nation) Canadian with a penchant for hacking into everything. Hack the corporations. Hack the governments. Hack the planet. Hack every dimension. He and his laptop are inseparable, don’t even think about touching his laptop. He will know. Loves the ‘hacker voice: i’m in’ meme and uses it at every opportunity.

Lark Conner, a twenty-year-old black woman from America who enjoys the simple things in life, such as chemistry, biology, complex machinery, and finally, putting things into microwaves that should never be put into microwaves. Animal lover, would gladly adopt all animals at an animal shelter and form a sanctuary. Wants to debate you on the colours of that damn dress.

Mikhail, a twenty-something white man from Russia who won’t tell anyone his age or his last name or anything about his family, and is also a man of simple tastes. He enjoys building and repairing machines, arguing with people on the Internet, learning about chemistry and biology from Lark, and finally, putting stuff into microwaves that humankind was never meant to put into microwaves. The nerdiest nerd to ever nerd. Would fight you in a Burger King parking lot at 3:00 AM, meet him there in fifteen minutes if you want an asskicking.

They are accompanied by two animal companions: Misora’s two Shiba Inu puppies named Cereal Killer and Screamer. They earned those names. No one believed Misora when she told them.

They were fools to not believe her.

[musical-miranda]

I just watched this and I am nerding out so hard, somebody send help. VSauce and Adam Savage getting together for this BrainCandy is like material from my nerdiest dreams. I love it.

[thespeakeasypodcastnetwork-blog]

That’s right.  Your boys are dipping into possibly the nerdiest thing outside of LARP-ing for this episode.  But we don’t care.  We are self-proclaimed nerds.  Once again we are joined by John Tissier as he and Mike take Tank and Adam through the history and world of Tabletop Role Playing Games.  We’re going to talk a lot of Dungeons and Dragons, along with some other systems including Whitewolf and Shadowrun.  Mike and John critically hit with all their knowledge, and Adam and Tank critically miss with some of their jokes, but strap in for a good time.

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[mimiceon]

Answer the movie questions for the movie you have the earliest memories of in your life.

This is Cruel and Unusual and fuckin vague, Don’t drag me for this I’m doing Monsters Inc.

Who I will protect at all costs: Boo, obviously

Who deserves better: Yeti (abominable snowman)

Who was killed off too early: This is a kids movie 

Who I used to hate but now I love: Roz (Slug monster)

Who I used to love but now I hate: This is a kids movie!!

Who needs to be killed off asap: That manager monster, he was a real dick

Who is unfairly hated: The door shredder guys, they’re doing their job man

Who is unfairly loved:  Mike? yeah he was really dismissive of Celia

Who needs to sort out their priorities: Celia, like I know a relationship is important but Mike had bigger fish to fry

Who needs a hug: BOO!! I lov my girl

Who needs to get out of their current relationship: Celia, her boyfriend lives with his college roommate and hid a secret child from her

Who the writers love: Boo, probably, I mean I do

Who needs a better storyline: Boo, once again I lov my girl

Who has an amazing redemption arc: This is a kids movie

Who is hot af: asjaksja This is a kids movie, Celia, and Sully

Who belongs in jail:  Randall Boggs

Who needs to be revived from the dead: This is a Kids Movie

[mimiceon]

@stinson-png oops my hand slipped??

[mimiceon]

"emotional tag" isn't a tag for emotional things, it was a jab at you for saying my not using tabs implied I didn't show emotion which is dumb

First off, criticism: [insert emotional tag here] would have translated better, just saying.

Secondly: Using tags to display feelings is not dumb, it’s smart bc it’s like, the post is the main, most important pieces of info and the tags are like, not as important, but stuff you want to get out of your system you robot. E.G:

Main post: I love the style and aesthetic of 90′s superboy

Tags: #I would absolutely let 90′s superboy raw me  #justice kink is alive and well #that hair and that s t y l e has me feelin’ some kind of way

See! The tags were used for emotion, so as not to distract from the main point of the post.

[mimiceon]

answer all of them

When I said I would block you,,,, There’s a lot more than one way to get blocked. Anyway, I’m putting this under a read more bc I hate you and it’s long. If you want to know more about me than strictly necessary then click read more, rip in pieces to those on mobile.

Also: I W I N

200: My crush’s name is:No one,,, or is it (lol it’s no one)199: I was born in: Ireland, 1998198: I am really: Annoying, probably197: My cellphone company is: 3 mobile196: My eye color is: Blue195: My shoe size is: 5194: My ring size is: IDK?? I have my Cladddagh ring but I don’t remember193: My height is: 5′‘2192: I am allergic to: nothing191: My 1st car was: I can’t drive190: My 1st job was: babysitter189: Last book you read: Foster (it’s shit)188: My bed is: A double bed?? really comfy?? I have no parameters here187: My pet: I don’t have one186: My best friend: Emma, a certified Dork185: My favorite shampoo is: Elvive, it has glitter184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox183: Piggy banks are: Cool??182: In my pockets: I’m in pajamas181: On my calendar: nothing all week save Graduation on Thursday180: Marriage is: Coolio 179: Spongebob can: be happy, levae him be178: My mom: is coolio177: The last three songs I bought were? Decpacito, Issues, and Horns176: Last YouTube video watched: Vine compilations, sue me175: How many cousins do you have? Too Many, family reunions are wild174: Do you have any siblings? 4 bothers and one sister173: Are your parents divorced? Yes172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes171: Do you play an instrument? *Flashbacks to recorder practice* It’s required in Ireland so yeah170: What did you do yesterday? Went shopping and bought my graduation outfit[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: yes (I’m a mushy person don’t drag me)168: Luck: yes, Luck of The Irish, I’ve never had it, but it’s there167: Fate: Yes, it’s fate I’m gonna kick ur ass166: Yourself: N O165: Aliens: yes, I wanna fuck superman, I have to believe164: Heaven: ??163: Hell:???162: God:?????161: Horoscopes: yeah I’m a Leo (August 19th, mark your calender)160: Soul mates: Yes 159: Ghosts: Fuck yeah, my firends house is haunted158: Gay Marriage: I’m a bisexual,,,, so Y E S157: War: No (?)156: Orbs: *flashbacks to fanfics* … don’t…155: Magic: Y E S[ This or That ]  (I’m bisexual,,,,, why u asking me to choose) 154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses!153: Drunk or High: Drunk152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: Black hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: blondes149: Hot or cold: Cold148: Summer or winter: Winter147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate145: Night or Day: Night144: Oranges or Apples: Apples143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight142: McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonald’s141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate140: Mac or PC: PC139: Flip flops or high heels: High Heels138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Burried or cremated: Buried, I’m taking part in the skeleton war134: Singing or Dancing: Singing133: Coach or Chanel: Coach132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who (???)131: Small town or Big city: big city130: Wal-Mart or Target: I’m Irish129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure127: East Coast or West Coast:I’m Irish126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: Cocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney (tf is six flags??)123: Yankees or Red Sox: I’m Irish[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: My brothers are all in the army, this is v Yikes121: George Bush: Did 9/11120: Gay Marriage: Let us marry!!119: The presidential election: Stupid118: Abortion: Let them have it, it’s not my decision117: MySpace: Oldie but goodie116: Reality TV: Stupid, but entertaining115: Parents: Love my step dad, I’m a daddy’s girl lmao114: Back stabbers: [eye emojis]113: Ebay: Don’t use it much112: Facebook: Good, I guess111: Work: I’m a lazy binch110: My Neighbors: Nosy!! They look in our windows when we’re out109: Gas Prices: I don’t drive108: Designer Clothes: Look fancy107: College: I plan on going to one106: Sports: Quidditch I love, not so sure on everything else105: My family: OK, a little nasty sometimes, v petty, esp my brothers104: The future: The what???[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: Like this morning?102: Last time you ate: I’m eating an apple rn101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Last week I saw my aunt100: Cried in front of someone: Last Thursday 99: Went to a movie theater: Lke a week ago98: Took a vacation: way too long ago97: Swam in a pool: Years96: Changed a diaper: Not long enough ago95: Got my nails done: Ages ago94: Went to a wedding: Last year93: Broke a bone: 5 years ago (my school shaded me, another story for another time)92: Got a peircing: 3 years ago91: Broke the law: I downloaded music illegally yesterday90: Texted: yesterday[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Molly88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My Coffee machine87: The last movie I saw: Gaurdians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 (I was forced)86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: The end of my exams85: The thing im not looking forward to: My exams84: People call me: Abbey, Abbs, Dabbey Hufflepuff (100% real)83: The most difficult thing to do is: Study82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: I don’t drive81: My zodiac sign is: Leo80: The first person i talked to today was: My mum79: First time you had a crush: I was like 8, he was my brothers best friend, he gave me a valentines card and I told him to go away bc I couldn’t handle it78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: My mum77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Idk??76: Right now I am talking to: The GC75: What are you going to do when you grow up: something stupid, probably74: I have/will get a job: IDK??73: Tomorrow: School72: Today: Study71: Next Summer: Exams, then England for a while70: Next Weekend: Dying slowly, from a hangover69: I have these pets: None68: The worst sound in the world: ‘moist’67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Myself binch66: People that make you happy:my mutuals (yes even u you shitstain)65: Last time I cried: last Thursday64: My friends are: a little mean, v condescending63: My computer is: HP62: My School: Is becoming a gaelscoil and I can’t deal lmao61: My Car: I don’t have one60: I lose all respect for people who: Shout at me/fake ask ppl out59: The movie I cried at was: Lion King, Marley and Me58: Your hair color is: Brown with some blonde57: TV shows you watch: Shadowhunters, Avatar, Legend of Korra + many more56: Favorite web site: This blue hell, or youtube55: Your dream vacation: America54: The worst pain I was ever in was: When I broke my arm, that shit hurt53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well Done52: My room is: Messy, kind of51: My favorite celebrity is: I can’t choose don’t do me dirt like this50: Where would you like to be: America!49: Do you want children: IDK48: Ever been in love: Hah nooooo47: Who’s your best friend: Emma46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl friends45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleeping44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My niece, Ella43: Do you have a 5 year plan: No, I don’t even know what I’m doing in 5 mins42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No41: Have you pre-named your children: No40: Last person I got mad at: Myself, my friend Mia 39: I would like to move to: America38: I wish I was a professional: Sleeper[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Chocolate36: Vehicle: IDK35: President: Mary, she was good34: State visited: i’M iRISH33: Cellphone provider: 332: Athlete: N O31: Actor: NO30: Actress:also no29: Singer: again no28: Band: I HAVE NO TALENTS OKAY27: Clothing store: Penneys26: Grocery store: Tesco25: TV show: Shadowhunters24: Movie: I don’t have a fave, don’t do me dirt23: Website: This blue hell, or youtube22: Animal: A Sugar Glider21: Theme park: ???20: Holiday: I’d like to go to America19: Sport to watch: Quidditch18: Sport to play: none lol17: Magazine: none16: Book: Harry Potter15: Day of the week: Saturday14: Beach: Loch Luch13: Concert attended: none12: Thing to cook: Pasta Bake11: Food: Curry10: Restaurant: Blue Ocean9: Radio station: Today FM8: Yankee candle scent: Lavender7: Perfume: Princess- Vera Wang6: Flower: Violet5: Color: Purple4: Talk show host:Ryan Tubridy3: Comedian: Darragh O’Brien2: Dog breed: A Newfie!! We used to breed Newfoundlands!!1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  Yes (kind of)