#Albert 'Bert' Johnson

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’."

— Albert Johnson

[emiko-matsui]

Bert and Cec are like the frequently bought together do not separate them meme

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Back to Where the Heart Lies

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/QA0onOj by Elly (cozyluv) The return of Phryne and Jack to Wardlow, and how will they navigate their relationship after a year overseas Words: 4233, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Hugh Collins, Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Albert "Bert" Johnson, Cecil "Cec" Yates, Tobias Butler, Elizabeth MacMillan, Jane Ross (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries), Rosie Sanderson, Prudence Stanley Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson, Hugh Collins/Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Elizabeth MacMillan/Rosie Sanderson Additional Tags: Post-Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears, Jane has a cat, Baby Collins is also part of the family now, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/QA0onOj

[galadriel1010]

Ficathon gifts round up

First of all, thank you so much to everyone who has aided, abetted and encouraged me in this truly mad undertaking. It has been so wonderful to have the chance to write for so many people, many of whom I've not really met before, and I couldn't have done it without huge amounts of help. I cannot possibly name you all, but know that you are amazing.

The full collection is located here, and the list is below the cut.

Family, in all ways that matter (926 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Mr Butler Additional Tags: Family, Home, Gossip, Mr Butler's family

Summary:

Mr Butler takes a holiday to visit his sister-in-law, and fills her in on his new life at Wardlow.

It Matters (1027 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Georgina Charlesworth & Phryne Fisher Characters: Phryne Fisher, Georgina Charlesworth Additional Tags: Grief, Janey Fisher - Freeform, mentoring

Summary:

Georgina takes a wayward and hurting Phryne under her wing in the wake of Janey's disappearance

Whisky and a Sympathetic Expression (1058 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson, Phryne Fisher & Jack Robinson & Jane Ross, Jack Robinson & Jane Ross Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Jane Ross (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries) Additional Tags: Found Family, Family, Home

Summary:

Jack comes home to Wardlow after a bad day in court and finds comfort in his family.

Love Lingers in Corners (1153 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hugh Collins/Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Dorothy "Dot" Williams & Tobias Butler, Phryne Fisher & Dorothy "Dot" Williams Characters: Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Tobias Butler, Cecil "Cec" Yates, Albert "Bert" Johnson Additional Tags: Friendship, Found Family, Loneliness

Summary:

Dot struggles to find herself in Miss Fisher's absence.

The Word on the Muddy Streets (1301 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Robinson & Elsie Tizzard Characters: Jack Robinson, Elsie Tizzard Additional Tags: Friendship

Summary:

Jack gets an unexpected visitor.

You Heard Rumours (1555 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Period Typical Attitudes

Summary:

One of Phryne's clients gets to see the truth of the rumours about Miss Fisher for herself, and has a bit of a personal revelation.

In Your Hands (2300 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Pegging, Trust, Praise Kink, Trust Kink, Kink Discovery

Summary:

She'd taken an impish, intoxicating delight in finding all the things that she could do to bring him pleasure. And for his part, he'd found a joy in putting himself so completely in her hands. Phryne pegs Jack for the first time, and they both love it,

What Sundays Were Made For (1698 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elizabeth MacMillan/Rosie Sanderson Characters: Elizabeth MacMillan, Rosie Sanderson Additional Tags: Cunnilingus, Morning Sex, Breast Play

Summary:

Just Mac and Rosie on a lazy Sunday morning

At Home To You (1682 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Injury Recovery, Minor Injuries, Caretaking, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship

Summary:

With Phryne laid up in bed with a broken ankle, Jack comes round to visit and cheer her up.

Trust, Care and Protectiveness (1157 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher & Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Minor Injuries, Caretaking, Discreet snooping, Friendship

Summary:

When Jack is lightly injured on the job, Miss Fisher takes him home to apply TCP to his injuries, and takes the opportunity for some discreet looking around his house.

Habit Forming (1940 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elizabeth MacMillan & Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Dorothy "Dot" Williams & Tobias Butler, Hugh Collins/Dorothy "Dot" Williams Characters: Elizabeth MacMillan, Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Hugh Collins, Tobias Butler Additional Tags: Friendship, Women Supporting Women, Some gentle coercion required, Family Politics

Summary:

Dot finds a way to use her specialist skills to support the work of the Women's Hospital. She may need to use some of Miss Fisher's specialist skills as well.

Made to Measure (1117 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Elizabeth MacMillan Additional Tags: Queer History, Queer Themes, Clothing, Backstory

Summary:

Mac gets her first suit fitted

Moonlight Waltzing (1117 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Party

Summary:

Phryne teases Jack all night, then he fucks her in the hotel garden.

Mad Fools (2419 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson, Phryne Fisher & Lyle Compton Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Lyle Compton Additional Tags: Historical References, adventuress, Aviation, Established Relationship, Spontaneous Trip, Reunions

Summary:

Phryne and Compton take part in the MacArthur Air Race. Jack travels to Sydney to meet her early.

The Lady Calls (1743 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Period Sex, Bathing/Washing, Bath Sex, Caretaking, Power Couple, Established Relationship

Summary:

Jack takes care of Phryne after a long day in court during her time of the month. Dinner, a hot bath and his very skilful hands.

Something in the Rain (864 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Dancing in the Rain, London

Summary:

Jack, Phryne, the London rain and the distant sound of jazz.

We Cross These Bridges Together (1468 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Jack Robinson, Phryne Fisher Additional Tags: Abortion, abortion rights

Summary:

When Phryne needs an abortion, Jack is reminded suddenly and painfully of the risks of unsafe abortions, and the dangers imposed by criminalisation.

Your 'What If' (987 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elizabeth MacMillan/Rosie Sanderson Characters: Elizabeth MacMillan, Rosie Sanderson Additional Tags: Background Phryne/Jack, Past Jack Robinson/Rosie Sanderson - Freeform

Summary:

Mac and Rosie talk about the twists and turns in their lives that brought them to the happiness they have found together.

Time Enough (1635 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Reunions, Jack follows Phryne, Second Time, Morning After, Morning Cuddles

Summary:

Jack and Phryne in her hotel room the morning after she meets him in Naples.

Making the Most (1814 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Robinson/Rosie Sanderson Characters: Jack Robinson, Rosie Sanderson Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Penis In Vagina Sex, Family Fluff

Summary:

Jack comes home from a night shift, shares breakfast with Rosie and their family, and then she takes care of him.

The Benefits of Friendly Coercion (1677 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elizabeth MacMillan/Rosie Sanderson, Phryne Fisher & Elizabeth MacMillan Characters: Elizabeth MacMillan, Phryne Fisher, Rosie Sanderson Additional Tags: Birthday, Birthday Party, Flirting

Summary:

At Mac's birthday party, she shares a moment with Phryne and is reunited with Rosie Sanderson.

In His Hands (1656 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Kink Exploration, Kink Discovery, Light Bondage, Restraint, Overstimulation

Summary:

Phryne asks Jack to tie her to the bed and have his way with her.

The Trying that Counts (1130 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: World War I, Military Backstory, Reunions

Summary:

After her return to Melbourne, Phryne is reunited with a face from her past.

Us and the Roses (2301 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Rosie Sanderson, Prudence Stanley, Lyle Compton Additional Tags: Reunions, Rumours and Gossip, wild speculation, Rumoured Jack/Rosie

Summary:

At a party to celebrate her return to Melbourne and her amazing flight, Aunt Prudence breaks the news to Phryne that Jack and Rosie have rekindled their relationship. Phryne doesn't believe it for a second. Honest.

Miss Ross Investigates (1814 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jane Ross (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries) Additional Tags: Case Fic, Boarding School, Girls' School Adventures, Investigations

Summary:

Jane takes it upon herself to investigate a case of bicycle theft at her school.

[bansheeoftheforest]

In which I obsess over a new series and fall in love with one of the most difficult-to-draw bastards there are, my beloved Albert Johnson, and realize that I still can't draw lips <3

ANYWAYS UHM IM QUITE PROUD OF THIS :D I went for a bit more realistic than I typically tend to draw but I really enjoy how it turned out so far!! Also, this is my first fanart for MFMM!!! I'm excited!!!!! :D

[Speedpaint under cut!]

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Part 2 of the Christmas Special, in which every day, until Christmas day, I will post a video requested by you.

2/25

Favors and Promises - requested by Pat Massie (Facebook).

Bert and Cec are a treasure. They love helping miss Fisher with any odd jobs that need to be done. But, every now and then, miss Fisher asks them to do her a few tiny little favors. And they happily oblige. Especially Bert, since he's the one who usually gets to play the part, while Cec gets to sit on the side and enjoy the show. These two can definitely spread the joy with their crankiness.

Music and clip bits in this video:

1. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

2. The Jungle Book (1967)

3. J. Geco - Chicken song

4. CoComelon Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs - Jingle bells (penguins version)

5. Toon Bops - Holly Jolly Christmas

6. Organ Grinder Gordie

7. Alicia Keys - Good job

[youngster-monster]

All that and you guys still aren't writing about them kissing???

[imaginewarehouse]

Miss Fisher Characters and their Hogwarts Houses

Likes / Reblogs are appreciated, and this is JUST my personal opinion! ^^

❤️🤎 Made with Pixlr, BeFunky and kissthemgoodbye.net screencaps.

❤️🤎 Screencaps from Episode 2 of Season 3, Murder and The Maiden (Bert), Episode 4 of Season 3, Blood & Money (Miss Fisher), Episode 1 of Season 2, Murder Most Scandalous (Dot) and Episode 1 of Season 1, Cocaine Blues (Cec).

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

Bert: Are you sure this is safe?

Phryne: Not in the slightest. Here we go!

[leliesblou]

Jack Robinson, oppressor of widows and orphans.

[tiny-burn]

bert study

[ao3feed-mfmm]

I Want to Hold Your Hand

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/XZ84EzH by KatieC He had lost her. He always knew it would happen no matter how foolishly he had tricked his heart and mind into believing otherwise– she was too reckless, too confident– and now he’d lost her. Worse still, it was entirely his fault. Words: 2522, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson, Elizabeth MacMillan, Dorothy "Dot" Williams, Hugh Collins, Tobias Butler, Prudence Stanley, Jane Ross (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries), Albert "Bert" Johnson, Cecil "Cec" Yates Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Whump, Angst, Hurt/Comfort read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/XZ84EzH

[spaceportfloozy]

meanwhile:

[theleakypen]

Concept: Bert & Cec, except Cec is Cecil Gershwin Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale.

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Part 6 of the Christmas Special, in which every day, until Christmas day, I will post a video requested by you.

6/25

BFFs 💖 - requested by Patricia Delker,  who wanted to see the scenes with memorable Bert and Cec exchanges

Bert and Cec are best friends. And they have similar tastes and always think alike. Except when it comes to their boss's boots. Or football. Or settling down. Well, on a second thought, they couldn't be more different. But they're best friends.

Music and clip bits in this video:

1. Bill Nighy as Billy Mack  - Christmas is all around (Love Actually)

2. AFL - The best moments of the season (2018)

3. The Fans - Ole, Ole, Ole (The name of the game)

4. Real Steel (2011)

5. The Mask (1994) - "A Tommy gun"

[gabriel-shutterson]

@what-does-a-man-do convinced me to make an assassins oc, so here you go! Robert “Robbie” Lowell, attempted assassin of Andrew Johnson!

Okok he’s getting a better backstory because I’m invested now

Backstory stuff:

~Born/raised in Delaware, only child

~Was conscripted 1863, at the age of 26

~In the army, met Albert “Bert” King, his best friend that he also kissed at some point but don’t worry it was an experiment that he only kind of liked nothing else

~During the battle of Jonesborough, he and Bert were both shot. He was shot in the leg, and walked with a limp for the rest of his life. Bert, however, was shot in the throat and died. He would develop PTSD from this incident.

~Majorly depressed and thoroughly crippled, Robbie was sent back home. He was incredibly mentally unwell, but maintained hope that the Union would bring justice to the people who killed Bert.

~Lincoln was killed just after the war ended. Robbie hates Booth with a passion.

~After Reconstruction began, Robbie realized that vengeance wasn’t going to happen. Disgusted, hurt, horrified with Johnson, he concocted a plan to shoot him during an 1867 speech. (making Robbie 30)

~He hit Johnson, ironically, in the leg. Robbie was immediately captured and sent to court. He was found innocent by reason of insanity, as his PTSD and depression were raging during the act and trial.

~Robbie was sent to a mental ward, where he was severely mistreated. He died three years later of malnourishment.

You don’t get a picture cuz I can’t draw.