#Alex/Morgan

[skulls-soul]

(Morgan, Barnaby, Ohio, and Alex all having a game night)

Ohio: hey Alex

(Alex looks up from their uno cards that they were heavily focused on): what can’t you see I’m busy

Ohio: yeah, I noticed because Morgan has been looking at you like that for the past six minutes

(Ohio points at a Morgan who has a pointer finger on each temple, their eyes squinted, as well as the tip of the tongue sticking out between their teeth)

Alex: oh

(Alex: yes Morgan?)

(Morgan: I want pizza)

(Alex: and you couldn’t say this out loud why?)

(Morgan: I wanted to see how long it would take until you noticed me) 

Alex: hehe fine

(Snaps pizza from Italy on table)

Morgan: yes (fist bump air)

Barnaby: d-d-did you guys just c-communic-cate telepa-pa-pathically?

Morgan: yup

Ohio: I thought you didn’t have telepathic powers?

Alex: oh, I do I just don’t like using them

Barnaby: so why d-did you use them?

Alex: because if I don’t Morgan will give themselves a migraine.

(Ohio and Barnaby nods in agreement since they one hundred percent can see Morgan doing that and knowing Alex they’re probably speaking from experience)

(Note: this is a head a canon of mine that Morgan sometimes wants to tell Alex something, but doesn’t wanna say it out loud for literally any reason, they don’t do it often, but when they do they find it funny as fuck

Also, Burnaby and Ohio know for a fact that Morgan never cheats in games because it’s “ too easy and unsatisfying” same for Alex but for different reasons)

[taceolsaol]

I wish there were more S&D tier people on here. I need more people to rant about those oblivious idiots with and I don’t really like Discord. :(

[cxrrodedcoffin]

me after spending 6 hours reading criminal minds fanfiction instead of sleeping:

[wardengrill]

I've come to realize I'm more married to this team than I ever was to three ex-wives

[melodiousoblivionao3]

[reidobsessed]

The whole cast is sickeningly fine

[youbutstupid]

-A Job That Slowly Kills You-

-Bruises That Won’t Heal-

[ssaronance]

criminal minds be like “we’re looking for a white male”

[wetsocksinbed]

season 1: two boys hunt ghosts while looking for their dad. A classic tale of brotherly bonding with a splash of whimsy

season 15: a bisexual angel confesses his love for the worlds most straight white man in order to send the physical embodiment of death to super hell because the son of lucifer needs to find a way to kill god

[imagining-in-the-margins]

CM Friends-with-Benefits Challenge

Hey everyone, I’m back with another monthly challenge! For the months of August AND September, I am formally challenging any willing writer to take a stab at writing fanfiction including friends with benefits/situationships using their choice of Criminal Minds characters! Reader, Original Character, Character/Characterships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed! Please check out the Rules below the Keep Reading.

There are a LOT of prompts below the cut, so keep going!

(**This is NOT a request list for me—this is a prompt list of other writers! Feel free to request from someone else, and be sure to let them know about the challenge!)

🥰 Song Prompts 🥰

"Sex" by The 1975

"Too Sweet" by Hozier

"dress" by Taylor Swift

"august" by Taylor Swift

"Casual" by Chappell Roan

"Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier

"Close to You" by Gracie Abrams

“Stuck in the Middle” by Tai Verdes

"Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan

"I Wanna Be Yours" by Arctic Monkeys

“Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?” by Arctic Monkeys

💌 Dialogue Prompts 💌

“I’m just in it for the snacks.”

“No wonder you’re single…” (joking?)

“So... what’s the stance on cuddling?”

"You deserve something real. I want us to be real.”

“We’re just friends with benefits.” // “Right, and the benefit is being madly in love.” (sarcasm?)

“We’re… friends. With benefits.” // “Without sex? What’s the benefit?” // “My delightful company, asshole.”

"I'm your boyfriend without the benefits." // "Do you want the benefits?" // "Yes—No... I'm your fluffer!" ('New Girl')

“What is up with those two lately?” // “They’re sleeping together.” // “Yeah, right. Imagine… wait, seriously?”

General & NSFW Prompts Below!

🌹 General Prompts 🌹

Someone figures out the situation. A and B try to figure out how.

A is blindsided by jealousy when someone shows an interest in B.

A and B try to be normal so no one knows. Literally everyone knows.

A is so worried about B falling for them that A fails to realize A already fell for B.

A realizes they are happier with B than any actual significant other they’ve had.

A is totally B’s type, which has never worked out before. As a result, A keeps sabotaging things.

A agrees to a situationship with B because they think it's the only way they'll be able to have them.

A reaches out to B for a hookup but gets rejected, and they each struggle with their disappointment.

A is treating the arrangement like a formal business deal. B gets tired of it and shuts them up with a kiss.

A and B used to be friends with benefits. When they meet again later, the arrangement is still appealing.

A has to leave town for a long time. They have one last night with B but don’t tell them. They’re gone in the morning and leave B wondering what they wanted to say the night before.

Anything else you can think of!

💋 NSFW Prompts 💋

A completely defies B’s expectations of what they’re like in bed.

A and B decide to hook up one last time (or maybe not the last...)

A agreed to take B’s virginity as long as B didn’t catch feelings. It seems like B didn’t. A did, though.

A and B's no-judgment rule means they're finally comfortable to ask for what they've always wanted to try in bed.

A is annoyed with B, so they start loudly complaining/joking about their situationship. Angry/playful sex ensues.

A and B have never felt truly satisfied in bed until there were no strings attached... it definitely wasn't because of finding the right partner.

The fic can be a Reader insert, an Original Character, a character/character ship, a platonic ship, or a Gen fic. It can feature any Criminal Minds character. AUs and crossovers are more than welcome.

Tag me in the fic, or send the link to me in a Direct Message. It can be already written, or you can write it for the challenge - I’m collecting both! You can also tag it “#mentioningmargins” which is a tag I track.

The fic can be any genre, but ONLY send me smut if your bio states you are 18+. I DO NOT WANT smut written by minors. Ever. At all. I will check.Platonic ships and pure, fluffy fics are 100% allowed.

Please include Content Warnings and a one-sentence Summary of the fic in your post.

Have fun!

The Masterlist of fics will be posted around Sept. 30. If you finish after that, no problem - just send me the fic once you’re done and I’ll add it after-the-fact!

Feel free to message me if you want help developing a plot, have any questions, or just want to gush about your fic. I’m happy to help, and I’m happy you’re here ❤️

Happy Writing!

[kriegerfever19]

10 lesbians + Alex Morgan is fucking hilarious it needs to be merch asap

[skulls-soul]

~I have a head canon Morgan is multilingual~

Like you can’t look at me and tell me that with all of the traveling they do they DONT spend time researching the comen language so that way they can have an easier time being hidden

Cuz giving tourist energy is It good for I heist

Anyway imagine with me

Alex: are you writing in German?

Morgan: yup

Alex:….you know German?!?!? Sense when?!?!

Morgan: sense like a year ago? After I learned French

Alex:…what?!?!?!?

How many languages do you know?!?!?!?

Morgan: like *count fingers* 7

Alex: 7!?

Morgan: ya English , Spanish , French , Italian , Korean , German and Russian

Alex:….why?

Morgan: oh you know it’s easier to get around in those locations when you can speak the main language.

Alex: so why the notes?

Morgan: well I wanna touch up as much as I can before my trip duuuh

Alex: hmm ya ya totally make sense (sarcasm) it’s not like you have a multilingual friend that can help you practice

Morgan: who?

Alex:…..your looking at them

(Feelings where hurt but that’s ok Alex quickly forgot why they where upset when they heard Morgan speak German)

[cosmic-espero]

[reidswhore]

Imagine the team thinking Spencer is so sweet and innocent, a total virgin and any sexual encounter he would’ve had must have been so vanilla.

Sweet innocent Spencer Reid, who rails you into oblivion every single night, who makes you forget your own name and scream his so loud the entire neighbourhood knows who’s making you feels so fucking good.

[ketsueki-k]

Okay... just take a moment and... *Stop breathing*

LOOK !

[melodiousoblivionao3]

No words. This is so insanely beautiful.