Once I reach a certain age, I treat Deadpool as any of my other PG-13 related posts. But the internet is a sensitive wuss, and I’ll treat their reactions like the Grownups whom I used to defy as a child.
“So let me get this straight… just so we got this whole thing clear and laid out you’re not an EVO that might’ve been transferred to some dimension or one we missed after me and my friends cured the entire world… but you’re a man… well you’re probably 3 years older than me who was bitten by a radioactive spider and your some sort of Cross-Species Human mutate and you call yourself… The Human Spider?”
“Well that was one of the names I had working on but Spider-Man sounded right.”
“This is New York but not my New York”
“Everything’s different.”
“Midtown High, ESU, and Queens and Forest Hills are all there but not everything else that I know. Nobody i knew who is gonna be able to help me and a few of my craziest and worst enemies get back home.”
“Come on. How many are we talking here?”
“Possibly six.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“Better make that 13.”
“So what do say?”
“Hello wackos. Now thrill us!”
THE BIGGEST CROSSOVER YOU ALL NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE IS COMING!
Top 10 Villains Who Should Be in Marvel's Spider-Man 3
I’ve been replaying Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 now that the New Game Plus update has released, and it’s pretty nice to go back into this world with all the suits that I missed out on. I will keep banging this drum as long as I can, but the fact that we will likely NEVER get the costume from Spider-Man Unlimited with its nanotech and badass web cape, but I may just have to make peace with that. It’s…
Destro: "Alright Gentlemen, this will be a fair fight. No weapons, simply use your preferred fighting technique to attempt to knock each other to the ground, first to succeed wins."
Red Ninja: "Hey man, I got twenty bucks on Storm Shadow, you want in?"