#Am I in danger?

[snootyfoxfashion]

new flatmate just moved in. used 3 different knives for 3 slices of jam toast.

[butterfly-lies-chase-them-away]

Bruh, someone needs to slap me, cause I do not be taking weather seriously

I fr looked at this

And said....i can make it

But my golly gosh, this fucking weather 😭😭 crazy shit

And I'm in my car! Exiting it is a whOle other story

But oh well, when theres a will, theres a way :D

[french-horn-official]

guys is this a sign?

[bashbabyy]

hes so obsessed i really have to wonder how serious his kidnapping threats are…

[tiggerzone]

[the-one-who-lambs]

An actual exchange I had with one of my students today during my office hours:

Student who regularly shows up just to hang out: Hey you seem kinda stressed what's up

Me: oh nothing much, I just write as a hobby and someone said some mean things to a newer writer to the community and *gives her a summary*

Student: community? Lmao it's okay you can say fandom. ...So do you post on AO3 or what?

Me:

Student: You are posting to AO3 right? We've both talked about tumblr so it's not that far of a leap

Me: ........................yes

Student: Okay good, I just didn't want to hear Wattpad because you deserve better than that.

[the-arcade-doctor]

Don't like your gift?

Don't worry....

T h e r e w i l l b e m o r e .

-Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock. = )

[ J:\\ NO, I'M JUST.. CONFUSED??? ]

[inkskinned]

How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.

Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.

Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.

where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network

be safe out there, i love you.

[epoxyconfetti]

[liminus--star]

wait, what the hell does she mean by “vengeance”…?

[greendude2009]

Should I be worried if one of my bathrooms is unusually steamy?

And no, it's not because of a shower, said bathroom doesn't have a shower

[gullableh]

get ready......

😰

[yoan-le-grall]

[spielzeugkaiser]

I watched a certain movie today! We finally saw them at the coast..

[bastardcatthings]

Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin

This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Beware the Whisker Wizard!

(Based on this post)