#Andrew Graves simp

[suicidal-coffin-boy]

I haven't posted about Tcoaal for a long time and i apologize for that

But yeah I saw the new stuff too and

Andrew you manipulative bastard bro did our girlie Julia dirty like that

I find the second image of Andrew so intensely hot for some reason,It's like he's found his prey,It just does things within me

Why can't he do that to me instead

[juniperhillpatient]

ok I’m like… back to this. I do love that the coffin of andy & leyley is so brutally bluntly HORROR as in not pg 13 blumhouse ghost horror movies that shy away from anything too taboo but horror that’s meant to offend & upset. I like the way it sees shit you’re not “supposed” to talk about & goes as hard as it can like - I don’t think at this point it’s a secret to literally anyone who follows me or has ever discussed fiction with me ever that the controversial or daring are obvious draws for me in any genre but particularly my favorite genre of horror.

like an anon suggested this to me, I saw the words “cannibalism” “incest” & “botched satanic ritual” as soon as I googled & was ready to check it out BUT I think it’s worth noting that it’s not the dark concepts themselves that got this game its well earned hype or that ensure that it lives rent free in my head & the heads of other fans.

I think the writers have created really compelling & complex multilayered characters & a fascinating storyline with a lot of questions left unanswered about the nature of these demons & of human souls & the world these characters inhabit & I’m being so sincere here I also think it’s a really thought provoking critique or at least exploration of the american nuclear family.

I already said this but I would’ve stopped caring pretty fast if andrew & ashley were not more than their archetypes which SURE are fun we love a quirky evil girlboss & her simp boyfriend brother but the fun archetypes are not enough on their own to keep me hooked. luckily, these are some of the least 1 dimensional characters I’ve ever seen. this got carried away talking about how good I think the game is & giving an obligatory disclaimer that yeah, I totally got into it initially for shallow & edgy reasons lol but I actually wanted to talk about the themes because I genuinely think it’s an incredibly well crafted story. anyway -

I think it’s really interesting that ashley is the one that is originally shown believing / hoping their mom hasn’t truly abandoned them. andrew discourages her from having hope in their mom or considering trying to find her until it’s about finding sacrifices for the demon & getting money. yet this initial dynamic is totally forgotten once they’re home. ashley just wants to kill these motherfuckers while andrew is busy playing mind games & - one might argue- playing house / pretending be a happy family. it’s andrew who is offered the olive branch. who we see considering sparing his parents or at least feeling conflicted about killing them. in the flashbacks we see that “andy” was forced to take care of “leyley” & she uses it against him “mom says you have to play with me.”

ashley is so depressingly achingly desperate for any hint of affection & it’s so obvious the reason she’s latched into andrew is that he’s the only one who’s ever chosen her. that’s why she’s so obsessed with calling andrew “andy” despite the conflict it constantly creates. andy helped her hide a body. a possibly hot take but I don’t think leyley was going “yay murder” in her child brain - I don’t think she cared that the girl died don’t get me wrong - but I do believe it was an accident. this is a happy memory though because it’s the only time in ashley’s entire life that someone has chosen her with that level of commitment. yet for andrew it’s horrific & traumatic & he wants to get away from it - or so he tells himself. maybe his parents were decent to him or at least not actively hateful how they were to ashley but it’s abundantly clear based on the fact the story’s premise relies on them leaving him to fucking starve to death that they do not give a fuck about him.

when mrs. graves tells andrew that there’s still hope for him & that she always cared about him the compliments she chooses are telling - they thought he was easy, quiet, a good kid - they thought they could have another (& hand her off to him to take care of). and ofc it’s worth noting mrs. graves only says all this to save her own skin & would never freely talk about caring about andrew.

so andy is living this cold not abusive but certainly empty & devoid of nurturing life & along comes leyley. she’s annoying & needy but she loves him with such reckless abandon. adult ashley’s words say it all. “If only you could love me with half the heart I love you with.” but he DOES he just doesn’t know how to show it the way she does. so he chooses her again & again & tries to make her happy with violence & bending to her will & showing her he’d do anything for her with everything he can except the one thing she wants which is simple affection.

as things get more & more dire ashley gets more abusive, controlling & manipulative embodying the worst aspects of her mother - a cold heartless bitch who never cared about anyone but herself - & andrew gets more & more apathetic just like his worthless father who’s barely even a person in his wife’s shadow.

it’s a really tragic story & I love this idea of characters on the run but they’re really running from themselves & that’s something you can never escape. how telling is it that the one thing ashley doesn’t want is to be buried in the same grave as her parents? but this story is about a grave it’s always been about a coffin in one way or another, they thought they escaped when they got out of the apartment but they’re still in it because they’ll always still be in it, you can’t escape from who you are at your core & there’s a reason ashley having tarred soul is such a glaring theme & episode 2 (in some versions) ends with andrew gaining a mark on his hand from the demon. they’re marked & there’s no escape. I’m sorry it’s just REALLY good horror. ok I’m done for now

[ur-mousey]

Rant Masterlist ~

Other pieces of media will be added in time. All future rants will be on movies, games, and anime. You can request topics!! Request rules and other masterlists are here.

Ghibli Movies + Other Films

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My Neighborhood Totoro

Fuck my Life

Four year old Mei and her ten year old sister, Satsuki, moves to a small town with their dad. They discover the wonders of the home and the land around, meeting Totoro and friends. Throughout the movie, the sisters struggle to be close through their fears of losing their mother who is ill in the hospital.

Howl's Moving Castle

Made me a Simp

Sophie is an eighteen year old orphan who owns a hat shop passed down by her father. One day, Sophie runs into Howl and a new world is opened to them when a jaded witch curses her to be a ninety year old woman. To reverse the curse, Sophie embarks on a journey upon Howl's Moving Castle.

Princess Mononoke

I Found my Ideal Man and Dream Milf

A feral demon boar attacks the village of Ashitaka, the young warrior prince. With his own strengths, Ashitaka single-handedly killed the boar. However, in the process he gets cursed to die via a fatal wound on his arm. Ashitaka must travel west to learn more of the demon and this curse.

Through his journey, he meets San, the princess of the wolves, and her battles against Iron Town.

KIKI'S DELIEVERY SERVICE, PONYO, CASTLE IN THE SKY + SUZUME *IN PROGRESS*

Collar x Malice

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General Summary:

This Otome game features a dystopian Shinjuku, Tokyo where under threat of a terrorist organization, citizens are forced under lockdown and given easy access to firearms. No more can normal civilians tell friend from foe. Crime runs rampant and distrust of the police grows. Especially as there are no conclusions to the 'X-Day' incidents.

Adonis has started a countdown to the rebirth of Japan. It began in May when four officers were kidnapped and murdered the following month on livestream (IX). Now, approaching 0 in December, you get to venture into this twisted world as rookie cop, Ichika Hoshino. Who is kidnapped on her way home, and forcibly collared.

Can you navigate the cases?

~ links ~

Y'all Don't Understand (I'm obsessed)

Thoughts on Ichika Hoshino and Kazuki

Ponytail and Stalkers

Thoughts on Okazaki Kei and Shiraishi Kageyuki

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

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General Summary:

A water contamination scheme keeps the brother-sister duo, Andrew and Ashely Graves, locked in their apartment neglected, on the verge of starvation. They discover a way out through demonic shenanigans.

Can these two grow past their childhood identities? Or are they destined to be each other's demise?

Should We Really Care about the Incest?

Overall thoughts on the Contrevesy of Taboo Storytelling

Thought Piece on the Graves Siblings (IN PROGRESS)

[thatgirlfromthegraveyard]

Vee, she/her, 20’s

Number One Ashley Kinnie

Andrew simp

would eat a person if they were already dead

The Graves Siblings Did Nothing Wrong

Mrs Graves Did Everything Wrong

[coffinsister]

Do you have a crush on someone? Irl and fiction

Amazed there's people following this blog who don't know of my inmense thirst towards Andrew Graves from popular rpg maker game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

Besides that of course I have many fictional crushes too many to even count but right now I'm really regressing to my Asriel and Chara simping stages for some reason

[goldenhydreigon47]

bro I’m such a simp for the Graves siblings frfrfr. Also hero and Vance.

10/10 characters, Andrew and Ashley are awful people

Based honestly, though I don't simp for Vance

[kyodelika]

survs tag yourself im norton

[janitorbot]

WHY DOES YOUR LOVE MAKE YOU STRONGER BUT IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS

[emfoofoos-art]

andrew kreiss, the gravekeeper

[mignionne]

just a few idv doodles i've been going about for fhe past few days :D

[leahfiiisher]

Lines from musicals that just make my voice kink go WILD

"VERONICA open the open the door please Veronica open the door" from Meant to be Yours (Heathers)- okay this one is just obligatory I didn't have much of a choice with this one

"touch me... TRUST ME" from Music of the Night (Phantom of the Opera)- I literally short circuited when I first heard this one. Like I had to pause the music and go take a little walk

"fUn is my mission" from Rest and Recreation (Hunchback of Notre Dame)- hooooo boy. Ohhhh my. Gimme a minute. Hoo boy. Andrew Samonsky you don't have to DO me like that

That one bit from Anthony Warlow's Alive. You know what I'm talking about. No elaboration needed.

While we're on the subject of Jekyll and Hyde: "IIIIII'LLLLL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER! WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE"- you know Hyde can live inside ME forever any day he wants if youknowwhatimsayin

Honestly just Anthony warlow as a whole

"I'm ready,I'm ready, I'm READy.... And soon... IIIIII'LLLLL be freeeeee" from The Masters Song (Dracula)- ohhhh it's just so good. I just... I never thought I'd be simping over crazy bug man but here we are are you happy

Another Dracula one because I'm insane: "LIFE AFTER LIFE! YOU WON'T NEED FLOWERS ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU WON'T NEED PRAYERS! YOU HAVE NO MORTAL SOUL TO SAVE!!!"- well jeez when you put it like that sign me up for vampire no questions asked

"let's... HAUNT THIS BITCH" "baRbAraaah!" from Ready Set Reprise (Beetlejuice)- okay maybe this one isn't sexy or whatever but just... He just loves his wife so much and... Guys I need a sec they're so in love

"I am your Dentist! And I enjoy the career that I picked! I...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIgham your DENTIST" from Dentist! (Little Shop of Horrors)- he's freaky. I like him. And that NOTE ASSFFGDSSHHDSGJJHF

“Is it possible she heard every last unspoken word RACing out of my heart?” from She Was There (Scarlet Pimpernel) - GUYYYYYSSSSS I cannot he’s just so in love and

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[precioustk]

my 107 hockey players who I'm in love with

This idea came from the previous post that I reblogged from @zuucc. I want to count how many players there is.

List begins. These are in no particular order. 

Spoiler alert: I was able to name 107 players who I am in fact love with. Didn’t expect it at all.

I’m trying to sort this a little bit with the teams they are playing for (and hope that I’ll remember every single one better that way. 

Andrei Svechnikov

Josh Anderson

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Nico Hischier

Mathew Barzal

Anthony Beauvillier

Anders Lee

Matt Martin (I think it’s only fair to mention that I’m also in love with his wife Sydney)

Nicolas Aube-Kubel

Joel Farabee

Travis Konecny

Nolan Patrick

Carter Hart

TJ Oshie

Jake DeBrusk

Urho Vaakanainen

Jeff Skinner

Rasmus Ristolainen

Henri Jokiharju 

Valtteri Filppula

Dylan Larkin

Aleksander Barkov

Aleksi Saarela

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Artturi Lehkonen

Nikita Zaitsev

Andrei Vasilevskiy

Zach Hyman

Mitch Marner

William Nylander

Tyson Barrie

Travis Dermott

Olli Määttä

Adam Boqvist

Jonathan Toews

Andrew Shaw

Brandon Saad

Kevin Lankinen

Andre Burakovsky

Tyson Jost

Mikko Rantanen

Nathan MacKinnon

Gabe Landeskog

JT Compher

Ryan Graves

Erik Johnson

Cale Makar

Nikita Zadorov

Jamie Benn

Tyler Seguin

Roope Hintz

Miro Heiskanen

John Klingberg

Jamie Olesiak

Jake Oettinger

Kevin Fiala

Ryan Hartman

Matt Dumba

Eeli Tolvanen

Roman Josi

Sammy Blais

Ryan O’Reilly

Vladimir Tarasenko

Robert Thomas

Jordan Kyrou

Colton Parayko

Adam Lowry

Jakob Chychrun

Vince Dunn

Elias Lindholm

Sean Monahan

Matthew Tkachuk

Noah Hanifin

Leon Draisaitl

Kailer Yamamoto

Adrian Kempe

Brent Burns

Jake Virtanen

Brock Boeser 

Quinn Hughes

Elias Pettersson

Olli Juolevi

Jacob Markström

William Karlsson

JT Brown

Artemi Panarin

Mika Zibanejad

Julien Gauthier

Brendan Lemieux

Oh well, there's only 89. NHL players, let’s see what we got when we add all of my awkward Finnish hockey crushes

90. Mikael Granlund (I literally had his poster on my wall when I was 11. Finland won gold and literally every girl in Finland had #64 on their cheeks the next day)

91. Sebastian Aho (I know his girlfriend a bit too well to simp over him but I also have few pictures with him from the time I was 16 and didn’t know her)

92. I have now cancelled both Kasperi Kapanen and Jesse Puljujärvi but I’ve been a big simp so it makes this 93.

4 players from my favorite Liiga team Ilves

94. Lukas Dostal

95. Eemeli Suomi

96. Ville Meskanen

97. Arttu Ruotsalainen

And then I can literally add 10 guys who play in smaller leagues that I simp for, but they shall not be named here.

So yes, I could name 107 hockey guys I love 😆 didn’t expect it tbh

[exdeotm]

kian  andrew  mathis  .    beat  up  playing  cards  with  odd  symbols  etched  in  black  sharpie  against  dulled  red  backs  splayed  out  on cracked  &  darkened  wooden  floorboards  that  smell  of  moss  &  sink  heart  -  poundingly  low  when  walked  across  with  too  heavy  a  foot  ,  the  slam  of  a  hole  -  ridden  back  screen  door  of  a  house  after  a  late  evening  screaming  match  ,  just  to  sit  down  in  the  middle  of  a  field  full  of  laundry  hanging  &  the  sound  of  cicadas  &  crickets  harmonizing  in  the  dark  blue  distance   –  pounding  a  fist  on  the  ground  under  bloodshot  eyes  ,  &  a  body  full  of  tattoos  meant  to  harden  the  skin  underneath  that  sings  relieved  songs  above  rigid  -  seeming  muscles  when  it’s  touched  –  every  once  in  a  blue  moon  –  by  love  rather  than  malice  .

rumor  .    his  family  –  his  mother  ,  father  &  younger  sister  --  ditched  town  when  kian  was  sixteen  because  they  thought  he  was  possessed  &  would  hurt  them  .

out  of  character  .   aubs  ,  twenty  -  one  ,  she  /  her  ,  est  ,  &  i  would  live  &  die  for  andy  dufresne  from  shawshank  redemption  .  i  watch  speed  racer  (  2008  )  unironically  &  it’s  one  of  my  favorite  films  of  all  time  ,  barbie  in  the  nutcracker  is  unequivocally  the  best  barbie  film  &  i’ll  take  that  statement  with  me  to  my  mf  grave  ,  &  sam  giddings  &  josh  washington  deserve  it  all  .  idk  what  ‘  it  ’  entails  but  .  .  .  they  deserve  it  .

✷   *   ˚   𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒  𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜  𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒  𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔  /  𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔  𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤   .   ˚   *  

nickname  .    ki  .

character  inspiration  .    stanley  barber  (  i  am  not  okay  with  this  )  ,  billy  russo  (  the punisher  )  ,  poe  dameron  (  star  wars  --  except  i  would  never  ruin  his  character  like  d*sney  &  co  did  so  jot  that  down  )  ,  chris  chambers  /  teddy  duchamp  lovechild  (  stand  by  me  )  ,  will  hunting  (  good  will  hunting  )  ,  &  kirby  reed  (  scream   franchise  )  .

age  .    twenty  -  five  .

pronouns  .    he  &  him  .

orientation  .    bisexual  .

occupation  .    mechanic  at  pineview  mechanical  .

frequents  .    wheel  -  a  -  while  roller  rink  .  his  family  used  to  frequent  the  rink  .  he’s  an  expert  rollerblader  who  goes  to  the  rink  to  get  lost  in  the  nightlife  &  music  scene  .  kian’s  infamous  for  picking  up  dates  there  &  never  following  through  .

tattoos  .    he  has  tattoos  all  over  his  body  --  up  &  down  both  arms  ,  a  few  scattered  along  his  legs  ,  a  tree  facing  upward  along  the  right  of  his  torso  ,  and  wings  against  his  shoulder  blades  .

face claim  .    jordan  fisher  .

zodiac  .    gemini  sun  ,  leo  moon  ,  &  aries  rising  .

alignment  .    chaotic  neutral  .

hogwarts  house  .    ravenclaw  .

demeanor  .    he’s  incredibly  independent  &  is  angrily  forthright  whenever  he  feels  like  he  needs  to  protect  himself  .  you’ll  usually  find  him  smirking  from  across  a  room  or  smiling  to  himself  --  minding  his  own  business  &  enjoying  his  own  company  .  he  treats  every  room  like  he  owns  the  place  ;  a  bit  of  a  jay  gatsby  meets  tom  buchanan  type  ,  sans  the  simping  .  he’s  the  type  to  down  a  drink  ,  give  someone  a  smile  ,  &  when  they  don’t  return  the  sentiment  he’s  quick  to  throw  the  smile  away  ,  replace  it  with  a  bored  expression  ,  &  throw  the  glass  over  his  shoulder  so  he  can  get  back  to  what  he  was  doing  before  someone  tried  to  ruin  his  mood  (  which  is  always  secretly  poor  to  begin  with  --  he  just  pretends  he’s  happy  because  he  doesn’t  understand  what  real  happiness  that  doesn’t  rely  on  acceptance  feels  like  anymore  ,  so  he’s  gonna  have  to  suffer  ig  !  LKSMDFL  )  .

positive traits  .    beguiling  /  charming  ,  indulgent  ,  &  quick  -  witted  .

negative  traits  .    trenchant  /  sharp  -  edged  ,  irritable  ,  &  selfish  .

phobias  .    enclosed  spaces  &  being  locked  inside  rooms  ,  his  limbs  being  tied  together  (  being  cuffed  to  something  ,  etc  )  &  being  unable  to  move  ,  not  being  able  to  remember  things  ,  &  feeling  like  he’s  about  to  be  cornered  .

drug  use  .    frequently  .  he  has  experimented  with  plenty  of  things  in  the  past  ,  but  secretly  only  does  it  because  he  feels  like  he  remembers  things  /  his  childhood  better  when  he’s  high  .

alcohol  use  .    on  occasion  &  in  small  increments  .  he  drinks  socially  ,  but  doesn’t  enjoy  getting  plastered  .  he  hates  losing  gaps  of  time  &  tends  to  panic  in  morning  -  after  situations  post  -  blackout  .

diet  .    average  but  chaotic  .  he  eats  as  clean  as  someone  with  a  lack  of  money  &  time  possibly  can  .  he’s  infamous  for  eating  out  ,  getting  takeout  ,  stopping  at  diners  for  a  pick  -  up  meal , flirting  with  waitresses  while  he  waits  ,  etc  .  but  eating  oats  in  the  a.m.  &  keeping  things  simple  with  a  salad  by  noon  isn’t  too  off  base  for  him  .

birthplace  .    radisson  ,  alberta  ,  canada .

has  he  experienced  strange  radisson  happenings  ?    absolutely  .  he  considers  himself  a  strange  radisson  happening  ,  but  he’ll  get  instantly  irritable  if  someone  tries  to  make  smalltalk  about  anything  like  that  --  talking  about  radisson  transparently  brings  back  memories  &  makes  him  anxious  ,  which  is  a  mood  that  turns  sour  far  too  quickly  &  seamlessly  in  kian’s  book  .

family  .    

andrew  &  deanna  “  dee  ”  mathis  :  kian’s  mother  &  father  .  they  were  kind  ,  but  religious  to  the  point  where  it became a fault  &  paranoid people who attempted to keep kian extremely sheltered growing up  .  when  kian  began  acting  up  in  school  ,  getting  in  fights  ,  getting  into  it  with  his  parents  &  inciting  household  scuffles  ,  his  parents  began  to  fear  for  their  son  .   things  only  grew  worse  when  kian  contracted  appendicitis  when  he  was  sixteen  &  grew  pale  &  sickly  with  the  same  attitude  ,  but  wasn’t  audibly  in  pain  .  he  can’t  remember  much  that  happened  at  home  during  his  childhood  /  early  teen  years  ,  but  he  knows  he  has  the  scars  to  prove  that  he  eventually  had  surgery  to  remove  his  appendix  .  the  most  he  can  recall  is  being  in  bed  a  lot  ,  being  angry  often  ,  being  spiteful  &  fiery  whenever  he  could  squeeze  the  sentiment  in  ,  not  wanting  to  go  to  church  ,  getting  his  first  tattoo  when  he  was  fifteen  &  making  sure  it  was  visible  just  to  spite  his  parents  ,  etc  .  kian  ran  away  from  home  after  a  large  family  fight  that  ended  in  what  he  remembers  as  a  scuffle  where  his  father  pinned  him  on  the  floor  &  screamed  for  him  to  calm  down  while  he  urged  his  wife  to  take  kian’s  sister  &  wait  in  the car  .  funnily  enough  ,  kian  recalls  ,  during this  memory  ,  feeling  completely  calm  &  content  beneath  his  father  .  the  warring  dichotomy  between  what  he  remembers  feeling  &  how  he  remembers  his  father  reacting  haunts  him  to  this  day  .  when  they  left  ,  kian  was  able  to  emancipate  himself  &  prove  that  he  was  able  to  take  care  of  himself  instead  of  being  forced  into  a  foster  home  .

younger sibling whomst i might add a wanted connection for so i won’t name them  :  kian’s  younger  sibling  probably  was  closer  to  kian  than  their  parents  were  ,  but  they  ended  up  leaving  town  initially  with  their  parents  --  either  by  force  or  willfully  ,  he  never  found  out  .  kian  being  kian  ,  though  ,  attributed  it  all  to  his  family  ditching  him  without  a  second  thought  &  hasn’t  taken  a  moment  to  actively  miss  them  since  .

education  .    went  to  public  school  his  entire  life  &  left  alberta  about  seven  years  ago  to  go  to  study  theology  for  two  years  ,  only  to  wind  up  back  in  radisson  ,  where  he  studied  auto  mechanics  through  a  trades  program  &  now  works  on  cars  for  a  living .

languages  .    english  ,  asl  ,  &  spanish  .