#Angelina Jolie After plastic surgery

[joesalw]

omfg Taylor's plastic surgery or fillers don't suit her at all! All things aside, she looked good before, especially during 2023 VMAs, I believe she wanted to go for the Angelina Jolie sultry high cheek bones, square faced look, which she didn't need imho, but it is quite possible that maybe after the break ups with Joe and Matty she wanted to get back at them by showing them what they missed and going for a sexy look but she botched it up severely, not to body shame her but her face literally looks like some kid tried to draw a female Donald Trump from memory, especially in this photo

https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1fetjb1/taylor_is_looking_crispy_at_the_vmas/

even though i am a hater i still feel bad like why would you do that to your face 😭💀

she aged herself so bad with botox and filters i can't...

[houseofbrat]

Love that you posted some home truths about Angelina. She reminds me so much of Diana, a fake humanitarian persona hiding a vicious personality bent on parental alienation.

Yeah, I'm old enough to remember all of Jolie's crazy shit from the late 90s, so when people who don't remember all of her crazy stunts from twenty or twenty-five years ago act like she is a nice person, I just roll my eyes. Some people really aren't aware that she had public make-out sessions tonguing her brother on the red carpet and in front of tons of cameras twenty years ago. Or that she checked herself into a hospital for 72 hours because she was suicidal that none of the Hollywood studios would consider her for the big paycheck roles after making out with her brother publicly multiple times. Conveniently, she married Billy Bob Thornton right after getting out of the hospital from her psych hold and moved to married stunting to get the Lara Croft role.

But, hey, this sounds like a perfect excuse to post one of my favorite videos on Jolie's plastic surgery journey from the late 90s to present:

I'm not sure I agree with the first mention of surgery at the 2:30 mark when she was a teenager and alleged first rhinoplasty, but the rest of the surgeries Lorry points out is pretty solid from the mid-1990s on. I've long been of the opinion--for more than 20 years--that Jolie's first rhinoplasty took place between the two Tomb Raider movies, in the 2000s. I say this because in the two pictures Lorry posts for the 1991-1992 time frame, Jolie's philtrum does not change, which it would if she really had had a rhinoplasty during that time. The angle of Jolie's face is not the same in the two photos she uses.

Here is a different take from an actual plastic surgeon:

You can see in the two pictures directly above that her jaw line is indeed very different.

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Tourist (2010)

With names like Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, you’d expect a steamy romantic thriller from The Tourist. Unfortunately for anyone who gets suckered by the trailer, this is anything but. The stars are like two cold, dead fishes in a plastic bag hanging off the back of a garbage truck. They might be rubbing up real close but it’s not because they’re attracted to each other.

While under police surveillance, Elise Clifton-Ward (Angeine Jolie) is given instructions by her lover, Alexander Pearce. “Find a man about my height and build on the train to Venice, Italy. Convince them it’s me.” Pearce is wanted by Scotland Yard’s Inspector John Archeson (Paul Bettany) and the mobster he stole $2.3 billion from, Reginal Shaw (Steven Berkoff). Alexander's recently had cosmetic surgery so no one knows exactly what he looks and Elise goes along with his plan. On the train, Elise selects Frank Tupelo (Johnny Depp). He’s smitten by the beautiful woman, unaware of what kind of adventure he’s about to embark upon.

You can see what the film wants to do. Elise is stringing along this man, this “regular guy” (we’ll get to that in a bit), keeping him out of harm’s way only so those in pursuit can become convinced that he’s Alexander Pearce. In the process, they fall in love. In theory, it would be romantic, exciting, and dangerous.

The first problem comes from the stars. Whenever Jolie and Depp kiss, you swear they’re about to wretch. They have no chemistry, whatsoever. It makes her sudden infatuation with him completely unbelievable. The casting's the problem. Depp has been named World’s Sexiest Man TWICE. It doesn’t matter how much he tries to bumble his way around stray bullets and cartoonish Russian mobsters, he’s unfit to play an everyman.

To compensate for the lack of sparks, director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck makes the villains into cartoon supervillains. The idea is you'll hate them so much your brain will latch onto the “good guys” and cheer for them to succeed. It’s done with all of the subtlety of a grenade stuffed in your mouth. After Shaw finishes strangling one of his own minions for failing his mission, we’re told how he tracked down all the men who slept with his wife before they met, killed them, then killed his wife. Why stop there, movie? Have him kill their mothers and family doctors too! Oh, he says that he did? My mistake. The police are just as bad, with Inspector Archeson taking his obsession with Pearce to an inhuman extreme while the rest of the police fumble and stumble around this operation so poorly it’s a wonder they can manage to get their shirts buttoned all the way up.

Advertised as a travel romance (you bet it is, there are so many lavish shots of Venice here it’s like the city sponsored the movie) with thriller elements, what this is actually is a whole lotta nothing. Venice must the worst city to set an action movie. All of the boat chase scenes are slow, unengaging, and agonizingly long. The movie’s so dull you’ll be begging for it to end but it takes forever to get to its twisty conclusion: a surprise reveal so obvious its predictability is only surpassed by its convolutedness. So much of this film makes no sense or would’ve fallen apart completely if the characters hadn’t behaved in a very precise but illogical manner. You might think the movie is good but just kind of boring up until that moment. After the shocking conclusion, it’s pretty obvious this is little more than a vanity project gone way, way wrong. Can you believe this cinematic soporific cost $100 million dollars to shoot?

The funniest thing about The Tourist is that it was nominated for Best Musical or Comedy at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards. Only the beautiful imagery throughout and the beautiful performers manage to elevate this picture above a 0-star rating. It’s that dull and fails that spectacularly. (May 15, 2021)

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[cuntess-carmilla]

i'm kind of morbidly fascinated with celebrities who get plastic even after they're already successful? like angelina jolie getting a nose job after she was already considered beautiful and played a ducking supermodel in a movie, halle berry getting a nose job even tho she was already a pageant queen and renowned beauty, brad pitt getting his ears pinned after he was an established hollywood heartthrob...

obv those examples are very different than miss racefaker...but ariana was already in a major TV series, considered very pretty and a good singer. she would have probably been successful even without numerous procedures/intentionally faked exoticism. now even tho she's at the top of the industry, she STILL continues to get surgery after surgery and jump from race to race. it makes sense for the kardashians since their careers are entirely built on racefaking, plastic surgery, and outrage culture. but ariana is a musician! that's an actual talent she can nurture, yet this is the shit she chooses to spend time and money on instead of cultivating herself as an artist. even the other cultural appropriating white pop stars like miley cyrus have gone back to their whitesonas, but nope not ari!! i can't decide if she's incredibly cavalier (since white women never face consequences for racial exploitation) or deeply insecure and self-sabotaging. either way, not a good look

Maybe all her plastic surgeries are the reason why Ariana is literally physically incapable of enunciating when she sings.

*Sounds of machinery fuming and elastic giving out* Y-yuh...

[kanmom51]

Trigger warning for disordered eating

You're one of the few people bold enough to call out the way disordered eating is absolutely encouraged in the industry. I am sure that many idols are naturally thin, but many female and male idols have talked frankly about not eating to the point of fainting, extremely regimented eating, being sick because of diet pills etc. This is not only condoned but encouraged in idols not yet out of teenhood. It is a part of the industry that makes us uncomfortable and maybe even defensive. I am asian and I get it, we have a different way of talking about weight in my country that I am sure might fully trigger some of my non asian friends. I also understand that not all dieting is indicative of ed. There are a lot of nuanced topics here. But I also see barely any variety in body shape of gg members. There's Hwasa who is thinner or as thin as most western stars and that's about it. She used to get shamed for it. Now she is famous for her 'unique' figure.

On another note, I wonder what will happen now that kpop is crossing over to the west where an american Hybe artist recently tweeted about feeling triggered by sugarfree froyo.

Anyway. Just wanted to say thanks for your sincerity. Criticizing the practices of kpop companies doesn't mean we don't love and support idols.

I have struggled with my weight and body image my entire life.  I know what setting yourself unattainable, unrealistic weight goals can do to your psyche.   

I sometimes look at photos of myself growing up and in my early teen years, and I say to myself how stupid I was, because I looked amazing.  I looked healthy.  I wasn’t thin, I never could be, that was my body build, but I was slim enough, a size 38-40 (I think it’s a size 10-12 US, but not sure).  But when you are growing up and all you see on TV, in magazines, on road signs, are these thin actresses and models, and that’s what is driven into you as ‘beautiful’ then that’s what you, as a young girl, will try to attain.  

So crazy diet after crazy diet (including diet pills and laxatives), you lose weight, you put on weight (more than you lost), and this becomes a vicious cycle until you manage to lose just enough weight, and then start bringing up what you ate, because you feel that is the only way to gain some kind of control over this vicious cycle.

Only thing is that you aren’t in control, it’s controlling you.  And it’s eating your body and your mind from within.  

I was one of the lucky ones.  I got out of it.  With therapy, and love and support of those around me.  I still struggle with my weight, but make healthier decisions.  I have 3 young girls and I need to set a positive & healthy example for them. 

When I see how kids have to struggle today with body image, it kills me, because they have it even worse than we did growing up.  Social media is a cesspool when it comes to setting these unattainable unrealistic bodies, half of which is photoshopped, but kids don’t understand that.

K-pop is sadly part of this game.  Both the boys and girls are put through this.  They are so skinny, it’s sometimes scary.  Some of the girls are walking skeletons, they look so unhealthy.  And then they are dressed up in either these fetishy school girl costumes or fetishy over sexualized costumes... I have a lot to say about that too (and have in the past).

Now I know that body build is different in different parts of the world, and SK are mostly of narrower and smaller body build, but I don’t believe that the way the look is ‘normal’ anywhere.  Where I come from they would be called out as looking anorexic - and that’s when the camera ‘puts on’ around 2.5 kg.  I’m afraid to see how they look in real life. 

I also understand that the ideal of ‘beauty’ is different in SK than it is in the US or in Australia or Germany or Italy or Saudi Arabia.  Our cultures are different, I get that, but I still don’t think we need to sit quietly and accept any culture that sets unrealistic, unhealthy beauty ideals.  

That’s what was done in the Western fashion world - a fight to stop using 0 size models as ideals for the young girls, and it is working, slowly but surely.  We see more voluptuous, ‘real’ women.  Still thin, but not anorexic thin.  Put Kate Moss opposite Bar Refaeli, for example.  We are also seeing more plus size models (and when I say plus size that’s a size 12-14).

I have seen a couple of expose’s about the industry, and came out on the other side shocked and angry.  Because, beyond the health of these young people, the example and bar set for the young fans is unhealthy, unattainable and dangerous.

But you know, it’s not only K-pop culture that is a problem here.  I can’t criticize K-pop and turn a blind eye towards Hollywood and it’s ‘beauty culture’.  Over thin, plastic (crazy amount of plastic surgery), fake looking.  Actresses like Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie only a couple of examples of stunning women that as they grew older felt a need to lose even more weight, even though they were already thin and gorgeous, and now look sickly thin, and they are not alone.

I could go on for hours here, but I will stop.  There is enough to say to write a book...

Talking about Hybe, Demi Lovato, now under Hybe label, is an artist that has struggled with an eating disorder and has spoken freely about her struggles.

[cursedbcrn-a]

racist

Mr. Anon! How did I know you would be in my inbox this morning after I posted about that? So good to see you and your 20-odd messages. Were you bored last night?

But hey, since you asked and not at all because you deserve an explanation, let me explain to you why using kpop fcs with me, an actual Korean person, makes me uncomfortable.

I know that kpop is super cool and trendy rn and I’m sure you’ve got your nice biases or whatever, I don’t give a fuck. That’s cool, I’m glad you’re having fun. But I also remember being six years old and having classmates tell me that my food was stinky and only ever getting approached for help on math problems. I remember when people used to scrunch their eyes at me like that suddenly made us friends. I also remember when people used to ask whether my family came from north or south korea and then call me mulan in the next breath (NEWSFLASH IT’S NOT THE SAME COUNTRY). 

And then kpop burst onto the scene, and you know what I got? “Hey, why don’t you look more like -insert random kpop star here-?” BECAUSE THEY GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK ALL THE SAME. IT IS AN INDUSTRY AND YOU EXPECTING MY NORMAL ASS TO LOOK LIKE THEM IS RACIST AND DISGUSTING. I DON’T GO AROUND ASKING YOU WHY YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE ANGELINA FUCKING JOLIE SO WHY IS IT APPROPRIATE TO ASK ME? Not at all to mention the way stans flock around kpop stars like they don’t have their own brains and ability to think. “UWU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE’S SO CUTE” no fuck off. 

And guess what? Anti-Asian rhetoric still exists. You still had people throwing acid on people of Asian descent because they might be “diseased” and the highest elected official in my country going on international news to call this shit the kung flu. This happened LAST YEAR and it is still happening now. I’m fucking sick and tired of people getting all starry-eyed over pop stars and then telling me to “go back to your country” at the same fucking time.

So miss me with this “uwu korean boys / girls are so cute” bullshit. It’s infantilizing and gross and has nothing to do with respecting Korean culture. This is my fucking trauma, and my experience is that people who use kpop fcs tend to be, well, traumatic towards me and other people who share my heritage. 

[tabloidtoc]

National Enquirer, October 26

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover Story: Death Mysteries -- Whitney Houston autopsy cover-up; Kenny Rogers’ body is missing 

Page 2: Reba McEntire’s new romance with Rex Linn convinced Kelly Clarkson she needed to walk away from her unhappy marriage -- while Reba’s love life was heating up Kelly’s relationship with husband Brandon Blackstock who is Reba’s former stepson was hitting the rocks and Kelly remained very close with Reba and Reba would tell her how happy Rex had made her

Page 3: Control freak Tom Cruise is a basket case after he couldn’t charm Cher into leaving their steamy fling out of her upcoming memoir and the image-conscious actor was so panicky over Cher spilling their sexy secrets that he personally called her -- they had a strong physical attraction when they met at a White House event back in the ‘80s and eventually they hooked up and it was very hot and very intense and over in a matter of weeks but it left a nice impression on Cher so she only has good things to say about their relationship but what happened between them could prove very embarrassing if it got out and Tom doesn’t want that to happen -- unfortunately for Tom Cher wouldn’t say anything about what she intends to write and wouldn’t promise to leave Tom out and that’s made Tom even more paranoid and he’s wondering if he’s going to have to take legal action

Page 4: Kanye West is keeping a secret divorce diary to use against wife Kim Kardashian and its potential dishy dirt has her famous family quaking in their boots -- Kanye’s convinced Kim’s about the kick him to the curb and is putting together collateral to crush her and her family is the couple spirals into a $2.2 billion divorce, Jennifer Garner at 48 is flaunting her best body ever and her motivation is to compete with ex-husband Ben Affleck’s 32-year-old girlfriend Ana de Armas because Jen was tired of hearing how Ben’s fallen head over heels for Ana and wanted to remind him what he’s missing -- Jen’s always been very confident of her looks but she decided to step out of mom mode to remind everyone how hot she still is 

Page 5: Devastated Lisa Marie Presley has been relying on an old pal Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan to repair her shattered life in the wake of the suicide of her son -- Lisa Marie and Billy were spotted together at Graceland not long ago and he’s been a huge source of support for her -- though they were rumored to have had a romance in 2018 Billy’s fully committed to his baby mama fashion designer Chloe Mendel and Lisa Marie would like nothing better for them to make beautiful music again but she knows he’s taken and she needs his friendship more than ever. 

Page 6: Ambitious anchor Gayle King is calling the shots at CBS This Morning after executive producer Diana Miller quit in the latest backstage shake-up; there was tension between Gayle and Diana and now Diana is gone -- it’s like the show gave Gayle the keys to the car and even if she runs it into a ditch the network gives her more power -- Gayle also clashed with former co-host Norah O’Donnell who successfully snagged the anchor chair at CBS Evening News but Norah hasn’t wowed in the ratings and it’s a matter of time before Gayle gets the coveted job 

Page 7: The mystery over the fate of country great Kenny Rogers’ body has left his own family members in the dark -- sources close to the singer said he’d been cremated while others charged his body is still on ice and Kenny’s body is missing as far as most people are concerned and there’s no place fans can go and pay their respects -- it’s most likely he’s been cremated and the ashes have yet to be scattered but there have also been whispers in certain circles that he could have been cryogenically frozen to preserve his body for a later date, many of Hollywood’s biggest names are abandoning Tinseltown to escape the COVID-19 pandemic and a collapsing entertainment industry -- Julia Roberts hightailing it to San Francisco and Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson getting citizenship in Greece and Pierce Brosnan put his Malibu mansion on the market and Jim Cameron is peddling his prized L.A. compound

Page 8: Frustrated Jon Stewart’s plans to reinvent himself as the next Steven Spielberg have flopped and he’s pretty unhappy about it and he wants to be viewed as a respected serious filmmaker but he’s hit more roadblocks than he ever saw as a comedian or talk show host -- he was left fuming when Irresistible his latest outing as a director was met by mediocre reviews and limited to pay-per-view and streaming services last summer even with box office draw and best buddy Steve Carell in the cast -- he could snap his fingers and get any TV project but he’s setting his sights much higher and he’s walked away from millions of dollars to go back to TV because he wants to prove he is a creative force in the film industry 

Page 9: Frustrated Brad Pitt is threatening to have ex Angelina Jolie dragged to jail if she refuses to end her harassment campaign against him and hash out a divorce and custody agreement and he’s had it with Angie’s intimidation tactics and is fed up with being labeled a bad dad and it’s no exaggeration to say Brad’s scared of Angie and he wants professional witnesses around them at all times when he attempts to see their children but for Brad though it would be the ultimate revenge to see Angie led away in handcuffs, Nashville legend Travis Tritt is trying to keep up with country music’s up-and-comers by getting a lift from plastic surgery and recent photos show the 57-year-old almost unrecognizable with a line-free face and skin as tight as a drum -- Travis is getting ready to put out his first album of new music in more than ten years and it’s hard to blame the guy when he’s completing against singers 30 years younger 

Page 10: Hot Shots -- Julia Garner got a touch-up on the Staten Island set of Inventing Anna, Reverend Run visited a mural of slain Run-DMC bandmate Jam Master Jay in NYC’s Hollis Queens, Vanessa Paradis and daughter Lily-Rose Depp in Paris

Page 11: Lovestruck Chrissy Metz is already talking marriage and babies with newly unveiled beau Bradley Collins but she has a history of falling for guys fast which has previously been a recipe for heartbreak and while nobody’s doubting Bradley’s intentions there’s a lot of confusion about why they kept their romance totally hidden until now, the devastating fire that tore through Rachael Ray’s home has made her reassess her life and she and husband John Cusimano are now considering adopting a baby -- losing so many of their possessions in the fire made them realize they weren’t all that important anyway so they bulldozed the house and are rebuilding and the word is they’ll add a nursery

Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Danny Trejo cuddled a rescue pup (picture), Lizzo is the first plus-sized Black woman to ever grace the cover of Vogue but pulling off the shoot was a challenge with most designers unable to find clothes that fit her, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very private and they’re livid with Lance Bass after he confirmed that they had another baby, when he was NBC’s biggest star Matt Lauer conducted almost every high-profile interview and now editors and doing a lot of cropping and zooming to preserve archived footage while removing Matt 

Page 14: Crime 

Page 15: Rock guitar god Eddie Van Halen who tragically died after a brave battle with cancer wanted to be buried with one of his Frankenstrat guitars that he created to define his signature sound -- Eddie felt like he owed his whole life to that instrument and he loved that thing as much as his family, Perez Hilton dished he kissed notorious skirt-chaser John Mayer in a New York nightclub and the lip-lock happened right in front of John’s then girlfriend Jessica Simpson who didn’t seem to know whether she was incredibly embarrassed or really turned on

Page 16: Cover Story -- explosive new autopsy evidence proves superstar Whitney Houston didn’t have to die -- eight years after she passed mysteries about her final moments and blatant blunders at the death scene point to murder and a shocking coverup and now investigators are demanding a new probe into the 2012 tragedy in a Los Angeles hotel bathroom and for Whitney’s body to be exhumed -- a private eye believes the autopsy proves Whitney was murdered but the case was never pursued because she was dismissed as a druggie and she was marginalized by law enforcement as a dead drug user 

Page 18: American Life

Page 19: Horror movie legend John Saxon’s family started battling over his fortune even before he passed on July 25 -- in legal papers filed in May his son Antonio claimed the actor’s third wife Gloria Martel had been pocketing money against John’s wishes, Netflix faces criminal charges in Texas over the controversial film Cuties -- according to court documents a Tyler County grand jury indicted Netflix claiming it knowingly promoted visual material that depicts the lewd exhibition of the private parts of a clothed or partially clothed child younger than 18 -- Netflix said in a statement that Cuties is a social commentary about the sexualization of young children and this charge is without merit 

Page 20: Suzanne Somers recently cheated death when she and husband Alan Hamel fell down a flight of stairs at their Palm Springs home and although Alan wasn’t seriously injured the terrifying spill left Suzanne in agony with two displaced vertebrae and forced her to undergo delicate neck surgery but she said the surgery went off without a hitch and promised she is on the mend, Hollywood Hookups -- Sofia Richie has unfollowed Scott Disick on Instagram, Zac Efron hopes to marry Vanessa Valladares, Sharon Stone and Mindy Kaling are both on the market 

Page 21: Twelve years after she was placed under conservatorship Britney Spears remains unable to sign her own name on official documents -- Britney recently made moves asking to allow a different financial group to step in and help run her life as well as gain more freedom but lawyer Andrew Wallet said Britney to this day does not have the capacity to sign documents and make decisions for herself and she is susceptible to undue influences, the audience for the Saturday Night Live season premiere came away with more than just a few yuks they also received $150 because to get around New York State pandemic guidelines SNL gave each guest a parting gift of $150 paychecks as if they were employees, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may soon have a new neighbor in heavy metal maniac Tommy Lee -- the drummer was recently spotted checking out a $2.3 million three-acre plot next to the rogue royals’ $14 million home in Montecito and he was obviously pumped about living there but building the tattooed rocker’s home would mean tons of truck traffic and hopefully Harry and Meghan don’t get upset with the building work he’s planning 

Page 22: ABC is reeling from a barrage of allegations from employees and on-air talent who’ve blasted it as a toxic and racist working environment -- the network which is owned by the family-friendly Walt Disney Corporation was rocked when Sunny Hostin the popular co-host of The View accused company executives of institutional and personal racism in her memoir and in later interviews about the book

Page 26: Lonely country singer Kenny Chesney is looking to find a new ladylove and is talking about finally settling down for good -- he is unhappily single after his eight-year relationship with model Mary Nolan hit the rocks -- he spends all the time he’s not on the road at his island paradise in Antigua but he misses having a partner and he’s even asked pals Matthew McConaughey and Richard Branson to play matchmaker 

Page 28: America is preparing for World War III as China amps up war games in the South Pacific and readies plans to invade U.S. allies -- military insiders warn China and Russia and their tyrannical accomplices in Iran and North Korea and Syria and Turkey are bracing to launch a coordinated attack against America and the west that could end in nuclear disaster 

Page 36: Health Watch 

Page 38: Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood has traded in his debauched days of sex drugs and rock ‘n’ roll for knitting, Rod Stewart revealed there’s a deep freeze between him and former close pal Elton John and that Elton refused his attempts to that things out -- the two ‘70s icons had been friends for decades before Rod blasted Elton’s biopic and his most recent music tour -- when Rod realized he was in the doghouse he tried to bait Elton with a bone for his kids by inviting Elton’s boys Zachary and Elijah to come play soccer with his sons Alistair and Aiden only to be greeted with the sounds of silence 

Page 42: Red Carpet -- The Christian Siriano collection 

Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Sophie Okonedo in Ratched 

Page 47: Odd List 

[skippyv20]

MMs Vogue Mess Analyzed by Guys at DataLounge

Meghan Markle to Guest Edit Forthcoming September Issue of Vogue

Hi Skippy, although the gay guys at the DataLounge have interesting opinions about Tumblr users, IMO these Anons have an eye for all things Vogue.

Please forgive me, I cannot see the link to the thread. Do a search for DataLounge, then search Markle & the threads will appear. 

It seems that Markle tries to shut down their threads. Thankfully she failed & what we have is over 350 responses of comedic genius. 

I’m not sure if this will work, but I’ll attempt to copy & paste as many as Anons as possible w/o response #.

You’ll see where they allow her to interrupt their convo & then take her & her stans to the woodshed. They also create a parody of this mess in her “voice.” I hope this works & everyone enjoys. Blessings, NE

Skipping

X-Because trail-blazing women read VOGUE! X-Brits are pissed. Wonder if the reverse psychology will drive up sales? X-Oh, please, Lord. Let her also do the proofreading! After all, she’s so well-spoken, she of the golden tongue. X-All her vast editing experience will certainly come in handy here! X-She knows so much about fashion, though! Vogue NEEDS her X-Holy lip injections, Batman! How many years until she “Real Housewives” her entire face? X-she’s been there done that already. Several nose jobs. . Botox. Facial fillers. Lip injections removed and replaced. Breast implants removed. Adderall for her emaciated phase. X-X- Some examples of her bad plastic surgery see offsite link on tumblr.com X-she looks more cross-eyed than usual there. And her lips… *quacks* X-That photo of her reminds me of Helen Keller. Patty Duke as Helen Keller in “The Miracle Worker”. Her eyes aren’t focused on anything and her mouth is agape like she’s trying to form some ineffable WORD, and she’s about to make the sign for “jacket” and you wish Anne Bancroft would appear and slap her. X-and she dresses like her, too. X-A Very Special Issue of Vogue: From Suits to Sparkling Tiaras X-She has no sense of fashion or personal style, ironic she’s guest-editing Vogue. X-So the cover features Jacinda Arden who wants a debate on axing the Queen as head of state, and Jameela Jamil who once mocked the Queen’s tits. Well done Rachel, well done. X-As a kiwi, i find that hilarious! There’s no way MM did not know about Jacinda’s viewpoint. And suggesting that it’s “boastful” to appear on the cover knowing full well that Kate did it. Meghan is such a nasty little bitch. May the bridges she burns light the way! X-The Daily Mail is on the attack today. Multiple articles blasting MM about this Vogue collaboration. But this is the most delicious find. She basically stole the idea from a book she worked on in Australia, and the authors are putting MM on blast. X-The nerve of her to say she didn’t want to be on the cover because it would seem “boastful.” Boasting is her raison d’etre. X-Really?! I mean - REALLY?! She’s been married to the sixth in line for one year and suddenly she’s the country’s most influential beacon of change??!! Nowhere is there a single mention of the fact that without her recent marriage VOGUE and Enninful wouldn’t given Meghan Markle the time of day, nor would Salma Hayak - who, as Jan Moir pointed out, it married to a billionaire whose companies’ products are being advertised throughout the issue. It would be nice to think that the Palace is allowing this because there is already an agreement in place that she gets to build her brand if she and Harry leave the BRF in three years, or something like that. But I doubt it. They’re clearly incap X-Gawd she’s so annoying. You married a homely dolt for money and a royal title. Enjoy it. Stop trying to convince us you’re Angelina Jolie x Mother Theresa. X-She definitely wrote the forward to the “interview” with Michelle: I, I, I, my, my, my, me, me, me, references to food, purple prose…all her hallmarks. Funny thing is, this isn’t really trending and it will probably be forgotten in a couple of days. Maybe other outlets will take note and not bother with her. X-What a coincidence…the Vogue photographer Peter Lindbergh also took Meghan’s pre-engagement photos ofr her Vanity Fair cover. X-Archie sounds like something you’d name your dog. Not a prince. X-Meghan “slammed for wading into politics”…She really doesn’t get it. X-When will her highness get a fashion icon award? Soon I hope. So deserved bless. X-If you want to see her true colors and how unfit for the job is, watch this video. At 1:07 she pulls back her coat so that cameras can get a better shot of her pregnant belly. Are you serious? At 6:00 she proves she completely does not care about the elderly, or anyone there. She asks the same question over and over and when they give her a gift of a photo album, she immediately hands it to an assistant and leaves. Harry should have chosen a better actress. One that was more convincing at pretending to care. see offsite link on youtube.com X-WTF? Meghan wears a 2,300 pound Gucci dress on a visit to a charity that donates clothes to disadvantaged women. Oh thy name is hypocrisy! Everything she does is in her own self-interest. Does anyone think she was truly interested in Michelle’s answers? No. She just wants to be associated with someone with a higher profile. It seems like everyone except her fans is now aware of this. X-she’s acting out “candid behind-the-scenes fashion mag I’m concentrating/channelling Diana Vreeland.” I’m convinced she conceives her life as magazine shoots. From the 90s. X-How did she “involve” herself in the artwork? Did she draw smthg by hand or on the computer? Did she come up with the concept art? Or did she just show up and choose the version she liked best? X-Well, I guess she copied the cover photo artwork from her Australian magazine gig, so maybe they mean that. XEven an asshole like Piers Morgan can be right sometimes. XFrom the comment section for Pier Morgan’s article (can’t stand him, but still). T, new york, United States, 1 day ago Meghan…………………… - ………………………… - ……Embarrassing, Embarassing, Embarrassing and more Embarrassing. The Queen will need a whole day of talking with her. But we know it will fall on deaf ears. 17425 upvotes vs 760 downvotes. It appears that the people who will demand that Archie rule have already voted. XYour Royal Awesomeness, why would you pick the anorexia and model trafficking supporter Vogue, with its ads for $50,000 jewelry and dresses, as your platform? Just wondering. P.S. in that black and white cross eyed picture of you, your hair looks like my scrub daddy after a month. Why? X-If I were her PR team, I would line her up for some events that would make sense that she cares about. X-By the looks of it she’d enjoy a donut tasting. X-“she isn’t that fat” lol She would have incurred less anger if she had done the American edition of VOGUE rather than the British edition. And she probably would have sold more copies, too. X-The only anger that matters is that of the BRF. They’re letting her do whatever she likes, and they clearly don’t care that she is angering the British electorate with her brand of simpering elite wokeism. Whatever we previously assumed about signals from the BRF are obviously wishful thinking. Meghan is getting exactly what she wanted: a platform built by someone else from which to launch herself as the A-List celebrity she always envisioned herself as. X-One finds the Trollop common, One finds her unsophisticated. One recalls the last Duchess One made rid of. Conveniently, she now lives at Frogmore Cottage for eternity. —Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother X-Apparently Meghan and Harry have told their neighbours not to speak to them. I was against a lot of the attacks on Meghan for a while but starting to agree that she’s in this for no one but herself. X-Her diva antics at Wimbledon were really pissing people off. X-Somebody do a Vogue editorial as Tig-era Sparkle with misused hundred-dollar words X-Well, it’s hard to save the world when you work 9 to 5 every day. But I can still live my best life, right? Does Meghan advise on how to do that? X-I didn’t start out hating ME! either, but she’s such a ridiculous fk-up it’s embarrassing to watch X-There is no lane big enough for Meghan. X-Meghan fans, whose eyes and minds weren’t opened even after her Wimbledon diva stunt, even now you have to admit some deeply pathological truths about Meghan. Misleading Vogue readership with claims of interviewing the truly lovely Michelle Obama over a lunch of chicken tacos, when in reality it was nothing more than series of email exchanges making up the said interview for Vogue magazine. Do you not see a very distinct pattern, a trail of self-promotion? Why would she have lied/ misrepresented about the interview in such ways unless it’s to signal to the public that at last she had the same gravitas as someone like Michelle Obama. Everything Meghan does is calculated in its self-serving end and this story isn’t really surprising to those of us who have seen through her thirstiness from the very beginning. Face it, stories about her past as a thirsty climber were confirmative warnings of her recent behavior as member of the BRF. She’s gotten a taste for the sort of fame and adulation than she could never have imagined, and now she will not stop at basking in the spotlight. Sadly for Meghan, she’s too dumb to realize that being in the spotlight doesn’t automatically equal public adoration particularly is her behavior continues to be so transparently distasteful. X-The article in the Express focuses on Meghan’s Editor’s Letter in which she admits that editing the September VOGUE issue was Meghan’s idea from the start - modest little thing that she is. And in her Letter, Gawd ‘elp us, if she didn’t use that loathsome nonword, “impactful”. For shallow, vapid, trendy, celebrity worshipping bullshit, this stunt hasn’t its equal. X-Leo McKinistry in the SUN also slams her, and she does appear to have taken a pot-shot at Kate for appearing on the cover some years ago. X-It’s beyond sickening in its overweeining self-regard. And two of the women mentioned are or were married to billionaires: Fonda and Hayek. Absent her marriage to Pinault, Hayak would be a middle-aged fading B-list actress today, X-I’m not sure whether the statement from BP is actually from the Queen’s chief or the Sussex’s own, who also operate out of BP. X-Meghan’s going to provide years of fun for DLers, but I doubt the senior members of the BRF are of the same mind. X-Well, they opened the golden gates to the Trojan Whore and they can take the consequences. For permitting this kind of celebrity charlatanism, they deserve everything they get. X-The whole intent of “interview over lunch” for the casual reader who only skims through articles is very misleading. Although she’s covering her own ass by admitting that she probably should have called MO instead for the interview. It’s shit like this that shows how Meghan is devious but does just enough to cover her own ass if ever she’s caught up in a lie. It betrays a calculated mind at work. X-This popcorn is soooooo good. X-Head over to Celebitchy - they don’t give a tinker’s curse that she sought this project out for herself, that she lied about her “lunch” with Michelle Obama, that the whole thing is aoun exercise in self-promotion and branding, and that she is quickly overshadowing her husband, who is getting dimmer by the moment, and not just upstairs, but literally. He’s now the man who married Meghan Markle; she started out as the woman who finally caught Prince Harry. Now he’s the man married to Meghan Markle. Charles should be ashamed that he’s allowed his son to end up this way. X-*changed her PERSONA with every husband. X-I’d go further than that, she changes persona with every public outing, that’s how fake of a person she is because she lacks a solid core personality. The fake one that she’s created in order to gain attention, fame, and adulation is also one that’s eve-changing or evolving, it’s the nature of the beast so to speak. X- Why does it matter? Because she accepts taxpayer funding from all UK taxpayers, not just liberal ones, that’s why. That’s why the monarchy has to be seen to be politically neutral: they are the monarchy for the nation, not just the woke. That stupid bitch in her self-regard is either too dumb to grasp this, or to self-interested to care. When she refuses to accept any more funding from the Sovereign Grant and live on her husband’s earnings from his trust fund, and tells people she no longer wants curtsies and bows, then come talk to me about why it matters. X-It seems that fame has gone to her head. Am I wrong? X-She’s been working on this for seven months? Really. X-Ironically most of the women who do the work of making change happen, and caring or campaigning look exactly like you describe - with a few extra pounds and the every day 'frumpiness’ of not having a stylist, botox, and a limitless clothing budget. X-People who swan around 'saving the world’ annoy me - the real work is hard, thankless, un-glamorous, and rarely photogenic. X-If she was going to do this at all, it should have been a Greatest of Great Britain or a Best of the Commonwealth or both. It should have been a celebration of unsung charity heroes, and unsung British design, music, theatre, fashion, conservation, innovation, all within the lens of a celebration of all that is exciting and wonderful about her adopted country. It should have been one huge appreciation-fest. Instead we have her interviewing a past First Lady of the United States and using the word “I” and “me” so many times it was eyewatering, featuring a politician who wants to axe the Queen, and highlighting no-name actresses who have insulted the Queen’s breasts and who have publicly called for Meghan to replace Charles as head of the Commonwealth. And she brazenly broke rule No. 1 of British Royalty: NO POLITICS. X-I didn’t think anything could overtake the Baby Shower debacle in terms of fueling public hate for her (well, Wimbledon) but this outstrips even the shower. She’s really done it this time. There is no coming back for her anymore. Not ever. X-One has to wonder how desperate the Obamas are for attention, if they’re responding to a C-list actress acting badly. X-Somewhere Diana is laughing her ass off.—Sarah Ferguson X-Yup! X-So a lot of fudging on the “interview” with Michelle Obama making it a more intimate affair than it was in reality. Then comes the revelation that it was Meghan who asked Vogue if she could guest edit, the result of which is being derided today by all consensus as patronizing, self-aggrandizing, tone-deaf, vanity project, and just not very good in effort regardless of editor/ position of editor. Meghan has it in her warped mind that this is equivalent to a high school yearbook vanity project, which by the looks of it she couldn’t even manage doing a good job today. X-It also says a lot about Meghan that the most important, influential women today are celebrities, former celebrities now married to wealthy/ powerful men, woke IG activists-glorified models, women whose being define their wokeness as opposed to actual body of work, these encompass most of the women on her list. No actual professional women who are experts in their fields or leaders of organizations, no scientists, health professionals, educators, etc… If you don’t fit into the profile of rich, glamorous, or loaded with connections then she has no time for you let alone put you on her list of important women. X-You just have ask yourself what Ja’mie would do in any of these situations and it becomes crystal clear — MM is Ja’mie. X-I thought Michelle was smarter than this, if it is true. X-Oh, Jesus. “ever-burgeoning bump”? That sounds like the DL poster who parodies her. Why did she feel the need to mention what they had for lunch? Why did she have to brag that “my friend” Michelle sent her a message on Mother’s Day? “Look guize! Michelle Obama is my friend!” Now, I think that Michelle Obama is awesome, but if I were British, then I would be PISSED to see this interview in British Vogue. X-Oh, Jesus. “ever-burgeoning bump”? That sounds like the DL poster who parodies her.Absolutely, especially because it’s inaccurate: pregnancy bumps are not “ever-burgeoning”: they go away after nine months. X-I love Meghan, she’s a gossip gift that’s going to continue giving. This alone, apparently a quote from her intro to the Michelle Obama “interview”, is hilarious: Oh gurl, bless you for thinking that anyone would want to read your banter with Michelle. Here she is, a fucking duchess, and she’s still writing basic Tig posts. X-Any time anyone criticizes her on the BRF threads, they’re immediately attacked by her fans. I actually was hopeful for her when she appeared on the radar: I had never seen her before, so I had no real opinion. But, since the wedding, there have been so many gaffes that criticizing her (lack of) fashion sense seems pretty innocent. I didn’t start out disliking her, but I now dislike her immensely, especially after the “no photographs” stunt at Wimbledon. She’s tone-deaf to a almost pathological degree. X-She’s getting a TON of shit for this all over the place. The issues are the same raised here. X had a good point - all these women are celebrities, models, married well, etc. No real working women who are “in the trenches” so to speak. X-Megs has been ready to guest edit Vogue ever since she watched 13 Going On 30! Every time she steps out in public she strikes me as someone who is playing a role, except she’s a terrible actress and her sources are shitty Hollywood romcoms. X-Meghan may not be on the cover but she sure is featured inside the magazine. X-She really is like the second coming of the Duchess of Windsor. A vapid American famewhore who’s a ruthless climber and whose only goal in life is to be famous and hang around celebrities. She’s Wallis 2.0. Wallis was always impeccably dressed, however. X- I’d guess that as soon as she got married to that dimwit, she started working on her bucket list. As HRH Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, she was ready to throw her weight around. She must have approached them when she was barely a newlywed, and didn’t have a shit-ton of faux pas and egregious gaffes under her belt yet. They probably agreed rather quickly. I’m sure Sunshine Sachs had a hand in. I wonder what those meetings were like. Oy. And how many times she must have mentioned it. X-This quote really sums her up. The implication that they were lunching together, that they are “familiar” “friends” who shared a “secret”, the sheer effrontery. When ALL it was, was a batch of typed up questions emailed to M Obama, which she answered by return email. Also, I find the omission of Amal Clooney really interesting. At least she’s got bona fide credentials unlike Salma Hayek. But if MM is hoping to trade Givenchy for Gucci, I can’t wait for more fashion disasters. X-The f-is Laverne Cox doing on the cover? Does anyone in Britain even know who she is? Or Christy Turlington, for that matter X-Salma Hayek would be long-forgotten if she hadn’t spread her cooch for that gross billionaire. How feminist! How inspiring! X-The complete and total lack of self-awareness and delusions of some celebrities never ceases to amaze X-The more Meghan tries to cast herself as a selfless individual of contemplative, deep nature, the more craven she comes across to people who are increasingly aware of just how narcissistic she is. Laughable really, because if you’re a genuine, deep thinking, caring individual, you don’t have to constantly say it in public, it should all be there for all to appreciate via your actions. Writing in Vogue, Meghan says she has “no fear of depths and great fear of shallow living”. But I think what she really means is that she has no fear of depths (for lying/ self-aggrandizing behavior/ social climbing) and great fear of shallow living (as in shallow pocketbooks). Her nose is getting longer judging from this video clip. Aging and lying hitting her hard. X-Salma Hayek, another one of those self-declared, proud to be ethnic and feminist celebrities who have undergone rhinoplasty and breast implants. She mega-sized her already ample but sagging tits by getting implants, but in doing so she looks even more top heavy and stumpier than she already was before. Then to top it off she denies ever having any plastic surgery. X-What happened there? I know Vogue is not exactly deep, but was the copy editor gone the past “7 months” Markle “worked” on her vanity project? The only other explanation is that she refused to be edited as a condition of involvement. Poor concept, abysmal execution. X-Since gay Enninful, 47, became CE of Vogue in 2017, he’s done nothing but party with D list celebs like Ducky Thot and Liam Payne. He is a hoe. X-What is up with this new Vogue editor? A sinking magazine associated with the loathesome Wintour, and he chooses Markle to splash out? Either he realized his mistake too late and let her hang herself, a la BRF, or he is just an incompetent idiot. Either way it’s all on him. X-That’s shady Brit-speak for ‘Don’t look at me, I’m not responsible - she’s the one who reached out to us!’ X -It’s time for Anna Wintour to retire, which was obvious when she started loving the Kartrashians. X-The THIRD post from the Sussex Royal Instagram site about Meghan’s Vogue issue. She’s milking it for all its worth. Harry and Jane Goodall - “This special sit-down was requested by The Duchess of Sussex, who has long admired Dr. Goodall and wanted to feature her in the September issue of @BritishVogue, which HRH has guest edited”. So as you know, if Meghan didn’t want it to happen, it would never have taken place. I hope we’re all straight on that issue. offsite link on instagram.com—Eye Roll X-clear as day all that “bump” cradling was just a ploy for attention too. I knew she was self-centred ever since her “me, I, myself, me again” UN (women) speech. But I thought she was smarter than to lay it bare so publicly, letting every adult reading her editorial know she’s transparently “thirsty”. X-I’m female and back when I occasionally used Facebook, I used to see this all the time. Middle-aged women I went to HS with not realizing how transparent their efforts to project a certain image were. And too stupid to realize how much personal info their cumulative posts share with the entire world. If you simply follow the formula, and graciously do everything that is expected of your role (and nothing more) it is easier to control the narrative. The Cambridges (or their people) get this. So they release birthday photos, holiday cards, birth announcements, etc. X-She’s not that fat. She’s not that bad. Sure jans. X-It’s a recurring joke that the Mountbattens & Markle use taxpayer funds to charity-fund their own lifestyles, while positioning themselves as charity gurus for others. It’s a type of Doublethink, where they can’t (or won’t) even acknowledge this deep contradiction.

RMM cannot help herself, she needs to comment:

MM-Would OP say the same thing of other women who married into the Royal Family, or does he think that of Meghan only?

X-Other women who have married into the royal family have not guest-edited magazines,

—So there’s your answer MM-Here is a list of the Royals who have guest edited magazines/radio shows. Meghan is not a pioneer…just following in the family footsteps. Great to see Duchess Meghan join other senior members of the Royal Family in guest editing at a high profile outlet — Prince Charles co-edited @Countrylifemag in 2018, Prince Harry guest edited @BBCr4today in 2017 and Duchess Kate was guest editor of @HuffPostUK in 2016. MM-Kate must be fuming. She only got the Huff Post as she has zero experience of writing and editing, and Meghan, who wrote and ran her own lifestyle blog, gets British Vogue. X-If appearing on the cover of Vogue was considered boastful, then what the fk was all this about Smeg? —Hmm? No comment? Thought as much. MM-Half the outraged queens attacking Meghan for this wouldn’t say a word if it were Kate doing it (or Diana when she was alive). MM-Mainly ridiculously pompous American Queens posting on the forum [R141]. Do not pretend otherwise. Even if you truly believe some lessons in frugality should be learned by some members of the RF, it would never excuse the likes of vitriol spewed here on this page. The very audacity to legitamise this sort of hate speech, including up to calling for her to be murdered is unexplainable. You’re all very sick twisted sorts on the page….wicked even. X-Your American brekkie is rife with red herrings, and dodgy bloater paste. Keep at it though, as I’m thoroughly enjoying the free entertainment you’re providing me. I’m also cracking up at X overuse of British-isms. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. X-No dear…and I’ll say this sloooooowwwwwly….it’s about being extravagant when someone else is paying the bill. Those people being the taxpayer. You’re not the brightest, clearly….but can you at least understand that much? And “we all know” nothing. For you, Markle is a walking skin colour - and every time you post, you display that. You should be ashamed of yourself, but racists rarely are. X-Evidently the recently hired (and paid for by the Commonwealth Taxpayer) PR palace staffers for Me & Dim have found their way to the DL.Only bowing, scraping and forelock tugging is allowed henceforth. By decree. “…what Meghan wants, Meghan gets…” see offsite link on theguardian.com —They’re HHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRREE!!!! MM-No one goes from an a list acting career to marrying a Royal because they think it’s a good career move. They do it out of pure love.That moment when Harry lifted Megan’s veil, it was something out of a fairytale. For one thing she looked stunning (she could have been a model if she hadn’t pursued acting) and another, there was nothing but true love and adoration on both of their faces. They adore each other, and it’s a wonderful thing to watch. X-F and F the disgusting Queen Catherine Troll: 'Yacht girl Kate is dismal and talentless. Meghan can act well and write well; Kate can do neither. All she can do is breed, flash her ass at the military and go on 500k vacations.’ X-I am just cringing with embarrassment for these sad delusional Meghan stans who are too dumb to see the forest for the trees. You can always tell who they are by their abject immaturity “You’re jealous!” “You’re jealous!” Just like a petulant little child. Trust me sweetie, there’s nothing to envy about butt ugly spongbob shaped no talent wannabe Markle. When we have Catherine?? Please. Your racism is embarrassing. Please get higher standards. Why do you look down on yourself so much that you worship trash? All you spew is proven lies. Town and country as a reliable source is hilarious. Is it a prerequisite for Meghan supporters to be so incurably stupid or is that just your natural inclination? X-Here’s a clue: Most gay men loathe her because they are clear-eyed. The only gay men who “like” her are the ones who stand to gain from her. Some women love her because they are into the “fairytale” But most of the pro-Meghan comments seem robotic and odd. I don’t say Russia. I think it’s a PR putsch. Now go back over the thread and divide it up along those lines ad X-Meghan is garnering hate and derision wherever she goes, and for good reason. She’s doing a terrible and deeply embarrassing job, with smugness, attention-seeking and vulgar ostentation. X-She’s a nightmare for people who love the Royal Family and who want the institution to last. Every Royalist in the country is crossing fingers that Smug and Mug divorce soon and she goes back to America permanently. Sorry, but those are the facts, and they’re not changing soon.

**ahem*** (PRETENDING TO BE RMM)

It has come to my attention that there are people on this thread who are criticizing ME. First of all, I would like to remind all of you that it is forbidden to talk about me, or the Duke of Sussex, or our child, or our dogs, unless I have approved it–and you know this.

But it needs to be said that despite the fact that you are HATERS (who of course are gonna hate), you cannot impel me from bringing about the WINDS of CHANGE and GROWTHFULNESS that we WOMEN WHO MATTER are bringing to the world. As I was saying to my besties George and Amal Clooney, CHANGE sows the seeds of IMPACTFULNESS that allows you to BE YOUR BEST SELF and LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE. This is something I learned from Oprah, who is another of my besties. You cannot stop me from using my position to BE THE VOICE THAT MATTERS for those who do not know THEY ARE LOVED–I am here to IMPACT them. BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO BE IN THE WORLD. And stop talking about me or my husband or my child or my dogs. You have already been reported. And no photos! —HRH the Duchess of Sussex … it’s because Vogue is an aspirational magazine for all women who need THE INSPIRATION not just to keep going but to BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE. If they can aspire to BE LIKE ME, and to LIVE MY KIND OF LIFE (as they all do), yet all the while not acrtually speaking to me nor stroking my dogs nor taking photos near me, they will LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES. THE BIGGEST ADVENTURE they can ever take is to LIVE THE LIFE OF THEIR DREAMS, and since they dream of being me, I can help them ACTUALIZE THEIR POTENTIALS. —HRH the Duchess of Sussex

What fun!  Thank you....they are here a lot by the way....😁❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gigi Hadid maturing beautiful lady

Whether Gigi Hadid had plastic surgery or not, she's absolutely among those lucky children that have inherited her mom, Yolanda Hadid's appeal. Like her sis, Bella, who also occurs to be one of the leading versions in America, Gigi has been included in various magazines including the Style, CR Fashion Book, Attraction, W Publication and also extra. Check celebrities blog and  learn all the secrets about successful people!

Gigi started her modeling occupation at merely two years old after being discovered by Paul Marciano from Guess Garments. She has done several campaigns for Child Guess items before putting her focus back on college.

Early Days

Speak about starting them young! Gigi was only a 2-year-old toddler when she acquired her very first modeling experience doing photoshoots for Child Think. Look precisely how cute she was! Massive as well as lovely blue eyes that transformed blueish environment-friendly as she aged. You have reached like those fat infant lips too ... (yup, that's her!).

The year 1999.

Gigi: "Mom, I intend to be a pirate when I grow up.".

Yolanda: "No, honey, you're mosting likely to be America's next leading version.".

Gigi: sigh ...

The year 2001.

At merely six years of age, Gigi is currently demonstrating how comfortable she was posing before the cam. Here she was firing one more campaign for Infant Think using a pink bandana, sleeveless orange jumper and also long flower-patterned pants with style. You can nearly tell she's most likely to become a high as well as a slim lady.

The year 2004.

Gigi is looking sweet and sweeter with this "good girl" hairstyle and minimalist makeup. The red lip gloss is contrasting magnificently with her white skin as well as blonde hair. You can see that her eyes are also starting to change into turquoise colors, but what impressed us the most is her lovely eyelids. At least we understand she'll never need a double eyelid surgical treatment.

The year 2005.

Below she was putting on classic blue jeans with a red belt along with a vintage hairdo dating back to the "Oil" age. That would have believed that the ladder she's stepping on would someday take her to the very top!

The year 2006.

This was the last Infant Guess collection that we've seen from the young Gigi Hadid impersonating a youngster version. At 11 years of age, it was time for her to focus back on her research studies and school. Not sure if that was her mommy's decision, though ...

The year 2015.

It's rarely you reach see an image of Gigi without makeupon. No matter, she still looks entirely lovely, and maybe this describes why she won the 2015 Daily Front Row's Version of the Year award as well as also landed the ambassador duty for the global mmakeupcharm brand name, Maybelline.

Until now, we haven't spotted any kind of evidence suggesting that the social media sites version had undertaken any type of facial plastic surgeries of any kind of genre. No facelift, jawline reduction, chin implants, or any other facial contouring procedures. She better enjoys that infant fat though. Otherwise, she may wind up with a dual chin.

The year 2016.

At the rehearsal for the 2016 American Songs Awards in Los Angeles. Currently, if you would certainly have informed us that Gigi has never had a boob job, we'll 100% think you! It's pictures such as this that make us question whether her large bust size has always been the outcome of a push-up bra. Her bosom appears all-natural right here.

In claiming that, if Gigi had actually without a doubt gone through a breast augmentation surgical treatment, then you've reached admit that her cosmetic surgeon has done an fantastic work right here! By the way, she's looking outrageously hot with that said shirt and red lipstick.

The year 2017.

Dumping her blondes for the all brand-new copper brownish hair, Gigi advises us of the more youthful variation of Angelina Jolie with the same all-natural luscious lips. Along with the smokey cat eyes and thinning nose, you would certainly need to reconsider before deciding whether her nose form was the outcome of using excellent shadow makeup methods or medical cosmetic nose job.

You can also see that she has a lot of moles on her neck and breast location, so one has to wonder why she hasn't gone to a skin specialist to remove them? Probably her guy assumes they are attractive ...

The year 2018.

Gigi is crackling on the bridge for the Alberta Ferretti fashion show in Milan, Italy. She is looking as healthy and balanced as ever in this black swimwear showing off her long legs and beautiful broad shoulders.

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Tips to choose the right medical spa

Nowadays, it appears, image means everything, most significantly for ladies. Daily we are conscious of just how people need to look and are in comparison to another Kim Kardashian or even Angelina Jolie. These social standards have generated pressure for girl to feel familiar with how that they age.

The thought to get rid of a wrinkle or enhance a very simple stretch mark strikes our thoughts every day, possibly even hourly, even once we look in a mirror or prepare for a unique event. In earlier times we've trusted beauty business remedies and each over-the-counter merchandise we can get hands out to eliminate everything from sweat into crow's feet. Regardless of the exceptional serum, fresh formulation or alternative, these trainings do not perform the trick, yet failing to provide us the instant satisfaction we are all searching for.

You can now have a fast visit to the regional dermatologist or spa and find any type of beauty makeover. Most are obtaining a easy shot in their lunch breaks, unwanted hair removed on the road home in the office, or even a easy lipo process on a"daily" away from work. The availability and on-demand outcomes are a wonder, but once you let somebody else begin massaging your own face with needles or even sucking the fat from your love handles, then you have to be certain you're opting for the proper location.

A health spa is really a cross between a health clinic and a day spa which works under the oversight of a health doctor, jointly with trained and trained aestheticians. Med spa Santa Barbara will have a tendency to possess more of a medical setting compared to a day spa, but a lot of them offer exactly the exact same relaxing services such as massages or body treatments. The aggressive set for all these med spas are large, and look too many too good to be true. Thus it's crucial when considering the way to obtain these nonsurgical cosmetic remedies, to select wisely.

Here are your tips

1. SELECTION

It's necessary to know that one medispa might be better in a single technique compared to another. There are medical specialists supporting each Botox injection, each specialization laser and each skin process. Ask about, read testimonials and create consultations in several spas to acquire a sense for what you're doing, so you are able to make the best choice about which facility you've interviewed are the most comfortable, educated and satisfying from the particular treatment you're doing. By way of instance, 1 medispa might have the most recent laser for decreasing hydration, while the other has the very best aestheticians for injectables. Every medical spa provides exceptional processes and skincare treatments. Do your search and have a look at their"menu" ahead to make sure they supply the remedy you're interested in.

2. EXPERIENCE

Pick a health spa which has remarkable knowledge in administering the treatment you're pursuing. This may be shown through particular certificates, awards or even gaining expertise on quite a very long period of time. Experienced employees are more inclined to deliver the outcomes you're searching for.

3. TESTIMONIALS

Before choosing for almost any cosmetic treatment, you need to always request to see other individual effects. A prominent spa will be inclined to supply you with before and after pictures. Additional ask about, study online and find testimonials from other people who've undergone the medispa you're interested in.

4. STAFF

Aim to locate a health spa using a naturopathic plastic surgeon or cosmetic trained medical doctor as a portion of the medical staff. These services have gone through extensive training and training from the decorative field to turn into board-certified. Also, make confident they have other accredited staff members for example nurses and aestheticians. These professionals possess extensive training and certification. Knowing these factors, you can make certain you will have a secure experience with amazing results.

5. COMFORT

Your comfort and security should be the number one priority. The ideal medical spa must supply an original consultation and explanation of all those services you're getting. Request to talk with the supplier which is going to be running your service, get to understand their procedure, and make sure you ask numerous questions. In this manner, in the right time of process, there are no second guesses and you're delighted with your beauty choice.

6. PREPARATION

When picking your procedure or service, find out the way to be ready. When preparing for a medispa technique which most matches your attractiveness desire, you ought to know about pain, duration of therapy outcome, follow-up medical and care side effects. A wise individual is sensible about what the process is, in addition to the end outcomes. A fantastic individual is one that's prepared and prepared for the ideal outcome.

7. KNOWLEDGE

There are a few hundred distinct laser machines and skincare lines. The price for almost all of the remedies Rehab spas supply can be expensive, largely because the gear they use is more pricey. With the technologies in the health care field continuously changing, it's vital to be certain they're only employing the most up-to-date and best equipment for your unique therapy. As an example, the Cutera Lasers might be famous for laser hair removal and circulatory depigmentation processes, whereas the InMode Aesthetic options are uncommon to discover because of need and the capability to have several lasers in 1 device. Hence, the individual could be in a position to have several nonsurgical procedures in 1 facility. As stated by Le Jolie Spa at Los Angeles, the InMode capsules utilize radio frequency weather flows to arouse the creation of collagen in skin, improving skin tightening and elasticity at ways most see at a complete plastic surgery invasive process. Having knowledge of those version machines can make choices simpler and quicker.

8. CONVENIENCE

Locating the medispa that's quite suitable for you reductions of your struggles. There's not anything wrong with moving to a single medispa versus the other. Based on Heather Betts of all Revive Rx at Covina, California,"Our patients visit our own medispa not only for the aesthetic advantages, but also for our health advances." Many medispas offer beautifying treatments, however a few provide IV Hydration providers and weight loss counselling. Knowing the advantage between utilizing one medispa versus the next to what's required for the beauty regimen leaves all of the cash spent and visits created, worthwhile.

SCHEDULE A CONSULTATION

Interested in know about med spa santa barbara?  Whether you are thinking about having cosmetic surgery, a non-surgical procedure or have had prior surgery and are seeking additional touch-ups, it is critical to work with a skilled plastic surgeon that specializes in facial procedures. Dr. Robert Sheffield is a board-certified facial plastic surgeon at SB Aesthetics offering services to those in Santa Barbara, Santa Maria, San Luis Obispo, Oxnard and Ventura, CA, and the surrounding communities.  Dr. Sheffield offers patients a customized treatment plan and is available to answer your questions. To schedule a consultation, call 805.318.3280 today.

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How Good Are Injectable Fillers For Lips?

Fuller lips can make a woman look progressively outlandish, and appreciation to the effect of dazzling VIPs like Angelina Jolie and Liv Tyler, full and provocative lips have transformed into a perfect typical for women everything being equivalent. A couple of women need to improve the totality of their lips since they are discontent with the ordinary condition of their mouth or feel that their lips are exorbitantly slight. As women age their lips decrease in volume and various women need to recover the hefty youthful lips they once had.

There are a wide scope of options available with respect to Injectable Fillers For Lips. A patient can manufacture the volume of her lips by having Restylane, Isolagen, Bovine Collagen, and that is just a hint of something larger, implanted into the lips.

Most injectable lip fillers are not enduring which means a woman must continue having the lip improvement technique done predictably or so to keep her lips looking full.

Having an injectable lip filler treatment is unbelievable for women who need to assess the strategy and check whether they like their new look. In case they couldn't care less for the results they can endeavor another sort of injectable filler, or stop meds.

The improvement method is commonly smart, typically taking under two hours to wrap up. Narcotic is used to numb the lips before the injection to restrict any trivial uneasiness. After the framework a large number individuals experience some proportion of swelling and injuring.

Regardless of the way that medications should simply be performed by qualified specialists, for instance, a remedial master, doctor, or chaperon, it is a smooth therapeutic framework stood out from plastic surgery.

The people who are enthused about tolerating injectable lip filler prescriptions should contribute vitality asking about the different sorts of lip fillers open and get some answers concerning the various points of interest and threats of having the lip update system done.

In case a woman continues with the strategy she should meet with a helpful master who will give her further nuances and answer any request she may have. In the wake of examining her medical history the ace would then have the option to pick whether she is a fair probability for lip injections.

Get Fuller Lips with Lip augmentation Injections or Lip implant

In case you have to get all the more full lips, there are diverse lip update strategy to consider which will improve the shape and totality of lips. Lip development prescriptions stretch out from the concise effect of essential lip plumping lipsticks, to lip implant surgery, where the lips are cut and lip additions are inserted. A notable lip redesigning treatment for all the more full lips is lip plumping injections, known as dermal fillers. Lip injections, for instance, Restylane can restore lip definition and moreover clear practically insignificant contrasts around the mouth, and the results will prop up for around a half year.

For a temporary result suffering just two or three hours for a one of a kind occasion, there are creams and lipsticks you can buy which assurance to forceful up the lips. This gives the lips an all the more full, continuously youthful look. Preceding pondering longer suffering lip overhauls, you should look at some when photos of the various meds. A couple of women support an inconspicuous improvement as they needn't bother with the "trout lips" look which a couple of well known individuals have had the catastrophe of being reprimanded for in the press.

If you require unchanging results and are happy to go under the expert's sharp edge, by then you could consider lip embeds. There are two procedures for this, one being the spot the lips are cut and a produced lip install strip is implanted before the cuts are sewed together. The other is the spot your own fat is removed from one bit of the body and implanted into the lips. Regardless, with fat implants, the treatment may ought to be reiterated if the body holds a segment of the fat along these lines lessens the totality of the lips.

Perhaps the most unmistakable treatment for expanding the lips is having dermal filler lip injections. This can be troublesome, and a close-by narcotic is required, which could be as a cream or an injection which numbs the lips, much equivalent to the one you have at the dental expert. After treatment, you may encounter side effects, for instance, injuring, delicacy and swollen lips. The results will give you all the more full, dynamically portrayed lips for around a half year, so, all in all the injections may be repeated.

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Lip Augmentation Cost - What is the Price of Lip Injections and Augmentation?

A standout amongst the most significant integral factors that anybody will consider when deciding if they sick experience a restorative surgery methodology is obviously the cost related with that strategy. Normally, despite the fact that the lip enlargement method is by a wide margin one of the least expensive plastic surgery methodology, cost is as yet a significant central factor which is associated with the basic leadership process.

The lip growth cost can be classified into three gatherings which incorporate the anesthesia, office and expert expenses. Fortunately since the technique is relative short, the sedative and the office expenses are generally low while in the meantime, the expert charges on can expect for an embed strategy can go from $1,200 to $1,750 with the injectible structures being considerably lower in by and large expenses.

One needs to remember that when picking the embed lip increase methodology that they will require anesthesia just as an office for the system to be performed in while in the meantime, the injectible type of the lip expansion strategy does not by any stretch of the imagination require anything else than a topical sedative and it tends to be performed directly in the specialist's office which means the expenses for these types of the technique can be considerably less expensive.

Then again, you need to manage as a main priority that when all is said in done the embed system will last longer versus the injectibles and relying upon the sort of injectible, you may set aside more cash over the long haul by just picking an embed. The decision however is eventually up to you and what your normal result for the system really is. A few desires can't be gotten through injectibles and the other way around.

What Can You Do With Your Lips

On the off chance that you cherish the vibe of Angelina Jolie's pouty lips and wish yours looked that full, at that point you might need to consider having lip injections. Otherwise called lip growth, these injections are performed by a doctor and incorporate having substances - which we will survey later - infused into the upper and lower lips for a more full appearance. This technique is typically transitory and patients need the strategy played out at regular intervals so as to keep up the look they want.

When you settle on lip enlargement, you will be asked by your doctor to bring photos of the lips that you like and don't care for. You will talk about with your doctor what you need to improve, what your desires are, and whether they are sensible. What every individual preferences is an individual inclination so the underlying meeting is significant. The doctor will survey your medical history with you and after that disclose to you whether a lip growth method is directly for you.

Lip injections are normally performed in the doctor's office under neighborhood anesthesia and take around thirty minutes to two hours to perform. The cost can run from $300 to $5,000 contingent upon the material and drug utilized and the doctor's expense included. Resulting lip injections can cost as meager as $333. The recuperation time after the system is around 1 day to multi week so the leftover swelling levels out over the lips and blurs down into your new mope. You should keep ice packs on your lips for the initial 48 hours so as to enable the swelling to go down. Your lips ought to be kept clean to ensure no contamination sets in. On the off chance that you see any variations from the norm in your lips after the system, call your doctor right away.

Here is a rundown of probably the most widely recognized kinds of lip injections today:

Collagen injections - produced using the collagen that is found in the skin of the bovine, this substance is gradually assimilated into the body, demonstrating patients with a more full arrangement of lips for around one to a quarter of a year. Affectability tests ought to be performed on the patient before the technique is performed to test for hypersensitivities to the collagen.

Fat injections - collected from another piece of the patient's body and afterward cleansed, the fat is infused into the lips and for the most part endures longer that collagen. Since it is taken from the patient's very own body, there is generally safe of an unfavorably susceptible response.

Autologen injections - collagen separated from the patient's very own skin, autlogen further diminishes the opportunity of unfavorably susceptible response and the outcomes are dependable. On the off chance that the patient had a facelift before the lip enlargement, the doctor will utilize the collagen in the overabundance skin from the valuable methodology.

Dermalogen injections - dermalogen is a substance that is separated from the skin of a dead body and delivers indistinguishable brief impacts from collagen injections. Doctors screen the contributor material all around carefully to abstain from spreading any malady before the lip injections.

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Today I started to sculpt the head of my character. I really struggled at first to sculpt the nose, as when I was happy with it from one angle, and tuned to a different view and it wasn't how I wanted it to look (top row). After talking to Paul and sculpting and how to treat the face a if it had planes as well as referring back to my referent images of a cats nose as well as Angelina Jolie bone structure I had a second try and remodelling the head. Through trial and error with how to use the brushes on blender, I eventually sculpted a head which I was really satisfied with (bottom row). From all angles the head looked feline-like and I managed to capture the botched, plastic surgery look I was aiming for with the over emphasised cheek bones, the high brow and the oversized bottom lip.

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LIP LIFT: WHAT ARE THE PROCEDURES INVOLVED? IS IT REALLY HELPFUL

Angelina Jolie’s luscious lips are often a source of envy among many women, even today. For most people, having a kissable pair of lips is an asset that not everyone can have. Either you have to be born with it, or you must do something about it that requires a visit to your cosmetic surgeon.

Nowadays, going to the professional to have your dream lips is no longer taboo, and everyone does that. Lip lifts are very popular among women, especially those with thin lips so that they would look sexier, more sultry, and oozing with more sex appeal than ever. Thick lips are hot, and women will do everything to get that.

This article will tell you everything you need to know about lip lifts treatment done by professionals nowadays. We will talk about the different processes involved and if it is beneficial to those receiving them.

Lip Lifts in a Nutshell

A lip lift treatment is usually done by a professional in the skincare clinic, a surgical procedure shortening the space between your nose and the top of your lip, traditionally known as the philtrum.

After the procedure, you can expect to have much higher lips than ever, and for those who want to add height instead of volume to their lips, going for a lip lift is the best option for you. If your upper lip is a bit droopy, this procedure is also for you. This is different from a lip filler because it makes your lips fatter, but for a lip lift, it lifts your upper lip to form a much higher lip.

Different Types of Lip Lifts

There are many different types of available lip lifts treatment that are perfect for each individual. If you are confused or clueless about which lip lift you should get, feel free to ask your doctor’s opinion because they know what’s best for you.

Subnasal Bullhorn

This is one of the most popular lip lift procedures and one of the most common and effective. For this type of lip lift, the surgeon will make an incision typically hidden along the base of your nose. This position is chosen because it will be less visible. Then, the incision will be created in the shape of a bullhorn, thus the name.

When the incision is made, the right, left, and center of the lip will be pulled up towards the nose.

Direct Lip Lift

It is also called a gullwing lip lift, and it creates a more defined border along the lips. For this procedure, the surgeon will remove a thin strip of skin just above the upper lip. Then the skin will be pulled upwards to create the illusion of a more prominent vermillion or the pink part of the lips.

While this one gives the more noticeable results, this procedure typically often leaves a scar on the upper lip.

Central Lip Lift

This one is similar to the subnasal bullhorn lift in terms of procedures taken. This one shortens the philtrum by an incision at the lower nose area.

Italian Lip Lift

This particular procedure needs two incisions below each of your nostrils. This treatment is very similar to the subnasal bullhorn, aside from this specific detail. Thankfully, this one tends to leave no apparent scars after the procedure.

Corner Lip Lift

This procedure is also called a grin lift because, after the treatment, your face will give a more smiling impression to your facade. This procedure is done by creating two small incisions on both corners of your mouth.

Then the doctor will remove a small amount of skin to perform the procedure. Some people even get this particular lip lift and another lip lift to gain a much fuller pair of lips.

Possible Risks and Side Effects

Since lip lifts are performed as a kind of surgery, lip lifts have several possible complications and risks. To avoid any of these complications from happening, always have your lip lift procedures done with someone qualified to do such operations, such as a board-certified plastic surgeon.

Some known complications of lip lifts include poor wound healing or scarring, infections due to dirty tools, scarring, blood loss either during or after the surgery, allergic reactions to the anesthesia administered, and nerve damage.

These complications can be prevented by avoiding cheap and shady clinics that offer these services for lower prices. Always talk to your healthcare provider before setting up an appointment for these kinds of surgeries, especially if you have other conditions that might clash with the procedure.

Are They Really Helpful?

Having a lip lift treatment is the most effective option for some people if they want to have a more prominent pair of lips. Older people usually prefer this to other known procedures. This is understandable as the space between the nose and the upper lift increases as we age. This always results in making our lips look much thinner than before.

Lip lifts treatment are also an excellent option for younger people who feel that lip fillers are insufficient to do the trick. If they also find lip fillers too artificially looking, having a lip lift would give them a much natural improvement. Lastly, lip lifts offer a much more permanent option for those tired of going to the clinic for their constant lip fillers' maintenance.

Our Takeaway

For those who want to have a more natural outcome from enlisting the help of professionals, lip lifts are the best option to have. Lip lifts treatment provide a much more natural result from the surgery.

If your surgeon is the best, you will experience a more natural enhancement compared to other methods such as lip fillers. There are many kinds of lip lifts available, each perfect for everyone’s specific needs. Always feel free to ask your doctor for the best options for you. NW Beauty and Wellness offers services and treatments performed by the best doctors and surgeons in the industry. From lip lifts to other treatments, their goal is to ensure every client would step out of their clinic happy and satisfied with their chosen procedure. With NW Beauty and Wellness, you can be very comfortable with the skin you’re in.

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Page 8: Britain's Prince Philip seems like a proper stick-in-the-mud but behind the scenes Queen Elizabeth's husband has a bizarre sense of humor and a keen interest in UFOs and curvy secretaries -- Philip also loves dumb jokes and claims to suffer from dontopedalogy which is a word he invented meaning opening your mouth and putting your foot in it -- born in Corfu, Greece, Philip had an abiding interest in the paranormal and subscribed to Flying Saucer Review -- in 2006 Philip denied cheating but his cousin Queen Alexandria of Yugoslavia wrote blondes, brunettes and redhead charmers, Philip gallantly squired them all

* NASCAR pit crew member William "Rowdy" Harrell was drunk behind the wheel when he and his new bride Blakeley died in a horrific head-on collision -- the autopsy conclusion is especially tragic for Blakeley's mom Stacie Kelley who at first brushed off suggestions Rowdy was drunk or speeding because she thought he would never do anything to hurt her daughter

* Devastated TV sex expert Dr. Laura Berman is warning parents to keep an eye on their kids after her 16-year-old son Samuel overdosed on drugs he ordered on social media and had delivered to his family home -- a drug dealer connected with Samuel online and gave him fentanyl laced Xanax and he overdosed in his room

Page 9: Legendary Hollywood beauty Shirley MacLaine's face appears to have collapsed and shocked medical experts conclude her earlier plastic surgery has now failed -- now at age 86 she's nearly unrecognizable and her face looks like wrinkled melted wax -- three top surgeons viewed a parade a Shirley's photos from 2017 to the present and believe her shocking current look was triggered by weight loss on top of previous cosmetic work -- one surgeon believes Shirley has finally decided to hell with it and have no more surgery and then the face can fall

Page 10: Battling memory fog and other ailments linked to Lyme disease Kris Kristofferson is holed up like a recluse in his Malibu digs where pals fear he's facing his final curtain call -- the 84-year-old entertainer has hung up his guitar for good and is determined to spend his last days at home with wife of 38 years Lisa Meyers, mom of five of his eight kids -- it's dawned on everyone that he won't be coming back and everyone's already in mourning

Page 11: Terrified Jennifer Lawrence narrowly escaped blindness after a stunt for her latest flick went wrong, spraying her face with shattered glass -- Jennifer was traumatized after the snafu while shooting the sci-fi thriller Don't Look Up on the streets of Boston -- this could have easily killed her and the more she reflects on the accident, the more she realizes how close a call it was -- she's extremely shaken but counting herself lucky because it might have been so much worse if the glass had landed just a few centimeters higher or lower and she's back on the set and moving forward with an incredibly brave attitude

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Looks like Good Morning America's Robin Roberts takes her snacking seriously (picture), Hoda Kotb's dream wedding to Joel Schiffman is all set after nearly a year of delay caused by pandemic problems, Armie Hammer's disgusted wife Elizabeth Chambers is seriously trying to rid herself of lingering bad vibes by burning sage to banish negative energy left behind by the accused kinkster, Angelina Jolie is selling historic artwork her ex Brad Pitt gave her -- it's a pricey Winston Churchill original and the only canvas the famed UK Prime Minister painted during World War II, Wendy Williams' ex-husband Kevin Hunter is launching an exquisite high end Italian cuisine restaurant in Brooklyn

Page 13: ABC correspondent T.J. Holmes gets his makeup done at the network's NYC studio (picture), Meg Ryan is bundled up in Santa Barbara (picture), Nick Viall dragging out the trash at his L.A. home (picture), rapper Lil Uzi Vert got a $24 million pink diamond implanted deep in his forehead

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