#Anti Karat!

[raktempel25]

Pabrik Rak Tempel Baja Ringan Tembok JAYAMUKTI CIKARANG BARAT BEKASI

[rosie-tyler]

Hey hey, you you

I know that you like me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Hey hey, you you

I want to be your boyfriend.

[shiftinggossip]

Main drs?

My main dr is Karate Kid 🫶(Ralph Macchio version)

I also have different childhood series drs tho like Ninjago, Barbie, Tmnt, Bratz, Winx and Httyd😭

Write your drs in the comments🫶🩷

[johnnyslvr]

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ཐིཋྀ⋆ Born to be married and have 4 kids with Ralph Macchio, forced to be a teen girl fangirling over him ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

[msfbgraves]

What did you think about the 6 trailer? I was totally and hugely disappointed.

Kreese’s arc is so cringe and stupid, his story was over in the season 3 finale. I especially hate how everyone is apparently buddy-buddy (Sam and Tory pullowfight?? Robby and Miggy beat buds??) and also Daniel and Johnny at odds YET AGAIN. I am so tired of their snippy “friendship”; the writers really have run out of ideas for them.

I’m also just dead sick of alcoholic, deadbeat, never wrong Johnny, he hasn’t been interesting and hasn’t developed since the beginning of season 3. And now he’s got a baby too! What about your biological son???

Also: where is best character Terry??? Chozen should be back in Okinawa wooing Kumiko but he’s in Cali with cutiepie Daniel san. Again! And Mike Barnes…did his wife forgive him? Did he get his life back?? Talk about dragging everyone into the mix. The season looks bad.

I’m so sorry Danny boy, you deserved much better!

I'm going to repeat what I've said before, Nonnie, and that is turn your brain off and enjoy Daniel and Johnny get karate married. I'm glad that Ralph, Billy and Marty did well out of it financially - they've shouldered this legacy for so long, they deserve it. Other than that... I hate the mystification of Miyagi. He was a kind fisherman turned handyman who was also a war hero sergeant and a surrogate father to a lost boy. That is enough. He doesn't need to be more. For the rest of it: the writers have fallen into the first pitfall of fanfic. Ooc ness. You can't treat characters as if prior characterisation doesn't matter. They're not yours. Johnny Lawrence isn't working class because you feel that's more sympathetic. He's the King of the country club! Daniel LaRusso isn't closed minded, I'm sorry if that upsets you. The Karate Kid was remarkably non-sexist for its time. Aly's friends were well enough drawn to stand up to Daniel, let alone Aly herself. Cobra Kai's treatment of its female characters makes no sense. Its refusal to let Johnny take any responsibility towards the son he abandoned... while cheering him having another baby (because HUR HUR, real men impregnate), is atrocious. That man, as written, is an a grade loser. He even abandons his business to Kreese. It doesn't matter that Billy Zabka is a better athlete than Ralph Macchio. All of these men, even Terry and Chozen, act as if they have no responsibilities. It's supposed to be a cool male fantasy but at its core, the way the writers glorify Johnny's immaturity is pathetic. I was promised the story of a man who never took responsibility, screwed up his whole life because of it, and now, late in life, through passion and love really tried to get his life together. The drinking and the random fighting not aspirational, but signs of someone in trouble. Him being enough of a free spirit that he can unstuck Daniel, who has become too set in his ways, and Daniel, through Robby, teaching Johnny what it means to be a father and an adult. By the end of S2 nobody should have been teaching karate in the Valley. I thought that it would have been about that. Whatever does Johnny even do for money? Mooch off of Carmen? Do any of these students pay? It's escapism but it's also ridiculous. I would have loved to cheer Johnny from deadbeat boy to adult man but we didn't get that. He's not grown at all! He still drinks, he still fights, he still neglects his son and he's sabotaged the relationship between Daniel and Robby. When Daniel needed help against Terry, Johnny wouldn't listen to him. It took Daniel nearly getting murdered and their great plan? Breaking and entering and massive vandalism. How is only Terry in jail? It's men playing at being boys and making taking responsibility into something unmanly. Do Carmen and Amanda get to play? No. Women take responsibility, not men. Men should be allowed to stay children forever on account of their somewhat larger genetic ability to cause internal bleeding. OK boomers!

[ryanjudgesthings]

Daniel LaRusso being told as a child by his abuser that the crane kick is weak and won't defeat anyone only for Daniel to grow up and crane kick that same abuser in the face is immensely satisfying, I'm just saying.

[xxdiamantesicesxx]

Johnny Lawrence is a pathetic little man. He’s a disgusting little slob who lives in his own filth and eats garbage and doesn’t drink any water and I want him.

[kittenfangirl20]

*in my AOT high school AU when goth Eren and queen bee Historia first started to date*

Eren: You know I have been learning karate alongside Mikasa and Annie since we were kids. In fact I recently made the news paper when the dojo Mikasa’s mom owned went to a tournament.

Historia: Weren’t you the one that won his first match and was disqualified right after that because you did a double flip off to your opponent and said Tatakae which I learned means fight in Japanese?

Eren: Yeah.

Historia: That is actually kind of hot for some reason.

*hearing that makes Eren blush a lot*

[luigis-slut]

So did any other autistic people have ABA therapists encourage your parents to have you participate in a "variety of activities" as a young kid to prevent you from developing special interests?

Did that prevent you from practicing an activity long-term, thus keeping you from being good at anything? And as an adult, did that inhibit your ability to develop hobbies and find interests that you're passionate about?

Because that’s sure what it did to me.

[irenedubrovna]

I hate cringe machine Johnny Lawrence and I am not sorry. Just thought I would share

[raktempel25]

Pabrik Rak Tempel Ban Mobil Telaga Asih cikarang barat bekasi

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I’m really curious how they’re going to handle the baby storyline in this last season lmao

Like I don’t really see the point in it to be honest because if they wanted to show Johnny becoming a family man and a good father why didn’t they show him becoming all that to his already existing son 😭 plus Carmen deserves better than a pregnancy storyline and a scene where they give her a dream sequence that literally looks copied from one of Johnny’s dreams. Listen there’s no way Carmen would dream up that.

Are they going to have Carmen be pregnant for most of season and then dedicate an entire episode to her going into labour with the entire season with scenes with her in it being entirely focused on a baby instead of actually giving us content with her as a person. We don’t need this to show her being a mum for Christ sake we literally have a fully grown teen to prove that she’s a good mum. They want to show Johnny being a family man to a baby but there’s no point since this is the last season and we won’t see any of it really.

I know I’ve complained about this loads when the latest season came out but it’s such a boring storyline to put in. I love Carmen and Johnny as separate characters and they deserve better than this plot line.

[hazel-eyedserpent]

!!!VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: THIS IS AN ANTI-SILVERUSSO POST!!!!

No! STOP IT! I don’t like Daniel with Terry! He is literally the ONLY of Daniel’s former rivals/enemies, that has ABSOLUTELY ZERO redeeming qualities, or moments, at any point that I’ve seen him.

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate that my friends know how much I love the Karate Kid series, and Cobra Kai. And I wouldn’t put someone down because they ship them.

But…this is how I feel when my friends send me pictures and posts about Silverusso….

[johnnyslvr]

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⟡ ˚ 🗝️ 𓏸 ⁺ ◌ ⁺ 𓏸 📓 ₊﹒

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Me when T*rry S*lv*r:

[shrinkthisviolet]

Samtory, Lawrusso, and Danmiko for the ship bingo!!

Samtory/Lanichols:

I love this ship! I doubt it’ll be canon, and tbh I’m fine with that, because generally there are only a few authors I trust to write it well anyway (and within the canon, Samguel has been the driving force throughout all the seasons, so it would be bizarre to throw that away). Canonically, I just want Samtory friendship. Thank you s5 for that (even tho Sam apologizing to Tory first was weird…literally why)

I think Sam and Tory have a fascinating dynamic that some fanfic authors make brilliant use of—and yes, I did color in “they could fix each other” and “they could make each other worse” because tbh it could go either way and I think it goes both ways at times 😂 in fanon, they’re amazing! I have 3 fics about them in my AO3 recs, which I highly recommend 💞

Lawrusso:

I’ve talked before about how I don’t like this ship as much as I used to, and it’s because I liked it back when Johnny was a more interesting character who seemed to have an actual arc and growth going for him. There was even a time when I shipped Lawrussomanda (aka the ship with no good OT3 name), because the three of them had such a great dynamic in the early seasons!

But my dislike of Lawrusso now stems from my dislike of Johnny as a character. So much regression and so much backsliding and pointless drama *sigh* I only like them when Johnny is written as a better character (which is why it depends who’s writing them and how they write Johnny).

(However if you wanna read a great fic about them…Root Beer Floats and Green Tea by @desolateice is super long but so incredibly worth it imo 💞 it’s movie-verse and picks up right after KK1!!)

Damiko:

In the movies, they’re my absolute OTP 💞 in the show, Amaniel’s married, so Damiko besties. Hence, it’s complicated 😂 I liked a few of their s3 scenes, but some others felt like ship-teasing (and I somewhat believe that they dropped the Chozen x Kumiko tease because they realized that they implied emotional cheating and had to cover it up)

I will always, however, side-eye the show writers for not making Damiko married at the show’s outset when it would’ve been so easy to get them back together. Like?? Would that not also make Sam’s arc more interesting?? A half-Japanese kid (maybe one who looks white passing, if they wanna keep Mary Mouser)?? Especially if they kept the white-passing aspect, it could’ve contributed to Sam’s conflict between karate/heritage and fitting in! I just…*sigh*

(This series, btw, is a fantastic Damiko post-KK2 AU, I can’t recommend it enough 💞)