#Arcane Incorrect Quotes

[oh-the-misery]

[Over Text]

Jayce: Stop calling the other Councilors racist on facebook.

Viktor: No ❤️

[lady-griffin]

offers you some more Jinx (and non-Jinx people) memes because you look so malnourished without Arcane and I'm worried

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[lullabyes22-blog]

Silco: What goes up but never comes down? Sevika: The amount of stress you're giving me.

~ Arcane Incorrect Quotes

[aestheticsicrushon]

[messy-gemini1]

Arcane incorrect quotes but its mainly sevika and reader :)

Reader: That’s illegal, right? Sevika : Why do you care? Are you a fucking Enforcer? Reader: No- Sevika : Then shut the fuck up. Reader: Yes mommy ______

Sevika : Reader, what if there are monsters? Reader: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Sevika , lying awake at night: I am the monster. ______

Jinx: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Reader: We're chopsticks! Jinx: Well... that's cute! Jinx: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Sevika : No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing. Reader: *nodding* ______

*Jinx and Reader texting* Jinx: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Reader: Isn't Silco there? Jinx: Yes but I like you more. ______

Sevika : That's ridiculous, Reader doesn't have a crush on me. Jinx: Yes they do. Silco: Yes they do. Reader: Yes I do. ______

Reader: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Sevika: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Reader: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Sevika: Reader, they...they weren’t always orphans. Reader: OH!! _______ Reader: Sevika is mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Silco: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Reader: ...yes? Silco: That's probably it. ______

Sevika : Go fuck yourself. Reader: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward! Sevika: *stalking towards reader with a grin on her lips* what was that, princess? ______ *reader and sevika when they first met* Reader: Hey, aren’t you Sevika ? Sevika : You an Enforcer? Reader: No. Sevika : Then yes, I am. ______

Reader: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Sevika : Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Reader, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

[flunkett]

[thesparringpanther]

Vi: Let's play a game.

Vi: We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.

Caitlyn: Deal.

[3 episodes later]

Caitlyn: Dammit!

Vi: Ha, I make you happy!

[erzasimpbitch]

Caitlyn: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Vi, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Caitlyn: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

[caitlynskitten]

Vi: There’s this hot piltover officer I’ve been day dreaming about all day.

Caitlyn: You…. You’ve been dreaming about who?

Vi: This tall, cute, strong and amazing woman-

Caitlyn: *falls to her knees* Vi who are you talking about?! I thought we were together! I thought-

Vi: IM TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU ADORABLE DORK!

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: *on the verge of tears* You were talking about me?!

[a-jinxed-life]

Caitlyn: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Jinx: Aw... you think I'm cute!

Caitlyn: No, you terrify me and I can't understand you.

[zaun-citizen]

Every, single, year.

“We gotta get reed of the evidence somehow don’t we?” -Jinx

[valenshawke]

Caitlyn: You look good in that hoodie.

Vi: You know where else I'd look good?

Caitlyn, with zero hesitation: My bed.

Vi, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[multifandomconfusion]

Jinx: Loving me is like a candle.

Ekko: Why?

Jinx: Cause if you forget about me I'll burn your house down.

[cookiestarart]

Viktor: *have not slept for 24hrs* Jayce, you don’t understand. I need to finish that Hexcussy by tonight!

Jayce: Viktor what are you on about…?

[punkxcalibur]

Jayce: I'm bisulfate. Jayce: I'm...bicentennial? Jayce: Bisectional? Caitlyn: It's okay, take your time Jayce: *points to Mel and Viktor* THEM.

[neferrious]

Vi: Hey you should come over to my place tonight.

Caitlyn: You have a house???

Vi: Have you thought I was homeless this entire time?

Caitlyn: Yes. Why do you think I invite you over so much?

Vi: For sex obviously.

Caitlyn: Well that too.