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hittisbuzzing · 5 months ago
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Do you want to play board games?
From this incorrect quote by: @yichi-is-a-bitch
This… took longer than I expected. Shading with just black was weird I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FINISH THIS FOR WEEKS, the most difficult thing was undoubtedly Epel's pose, but now it doesn't matter :D
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doodlydoodlies · 3 days ago
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youbutstupid · 23 days ago
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*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*
Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*
Thunderbolts:….
Yelena: that is so uncool
Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-
Enemy: ??
John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?
Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?
Ava: apologise.
Enemy: what….
Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect
Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….
Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool
*Fight resumes*
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skullmakesmelaugh · 3 days ago
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Lucy: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Lockwood: What?
Holly: What?
Skull: What?
George: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked
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totally-correct-star-wars · 18 hours ago
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Luke and Han are planning to break in somewhere Luke: We need to distract the guards. Han: Right. Luke: What are we gonna do? Han: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Luke: Han: Luke: Deal.
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barclaysangel · 3 days ago
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McKay: Victoria started to stream on Twitch. After weeks of zero interactions, she was ecstatic to announce that she had not only a viewer, but a follower also. I’ve never seen a happier human being.
McKay: I am that follower. She can never know.
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Mari: Hey Mel, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?
Melissa: Really? I didn’t know this new slang.
[later]
Melissa: Thanks so much for helping me build my hut, Akilah. You’re such a thot.
Akilah, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?
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lr-scarlet · 3 days ago
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"Sherlock Holmes? More like She-rock Bones."
— Ranpo, probably
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dreamworksoverdisney · 3 months ago
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Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.
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seharuuchan · 5 months ago
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JayVik nation, how we feeling?
After the divorce
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lilislegacy · 9 months ago
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annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right
percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?
annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe
percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!
annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.
percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that
annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it
percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway
annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*
percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-
leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-
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doodlydoodlies · 14 hours ago
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that-bitch-kat3 · 3 months ago
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sirius: so your name is pandora?
pandora: that’s right
sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.
pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah
sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?
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skullmakesmelaugh · 2 days ago
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Lucy, knocking on the door: Lockwood, open up!
Lockwood: It all started when I was young
Lucy: That’s not what I-
Skull: Let him finish
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Hera: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.
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