#Incorrect Quote

[hittisbuzzing]

Do you want to play board games?

From this incorrect quote by: @yichi-is-a-bitch

This… took longer than I expected. Shading with just black was weird I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FINISH THIS FOR WEEKS, the most difficult thing was undoubtedly Epel's pose, but now it doesn't matter :D

Without text:

[doodlydoodlies]

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Lockwood: What?

Holly: What?

Skull: What?

George: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Luke and Han are planning to break in somewhere Luke: We need to distract the guards. Han: Right. Luke: What are we gonna do? Han: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Luke: Han: Luke: Deal.

[barclaysangel]

McKay: Victoria started to stream on Twitch. After weeks of zero interactions, she was ecstatic to announce that she had not only a viewer, but a follower also. I’ve never seen a happier human being.

McKay: I am that follower. She can never know.

[incorrect-extrajackets-quotes]

Mari: Hey Mel, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Melissa: Really? I didn’t know this new slang.

[later]

Melissa: Thanks so much for helping me build my hut, Akilah. You’re such a thot.

Akilah, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?

[lr-scarlet]

"Sherlock Holmes? More like She-rock Bones."

— Ranpo, probably

[dreamworksoverdisney]

Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.

[seharuuchan]

JayVik nation, how we feeling?

After the divorce

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[doodlydoodlies]

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: so your name is pandora?

pandora: that’s right

sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.

pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah

sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy, knocking on the door: Lockwood, open up!

Lockwood: It all started when I was young

Lucy: That’s not what I-

Skull: Let him finish

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Hera: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.