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hittisbuzzing · 5 months ago
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Do you want to play board games?
From this incorrect quote by: @yichi-is-a-bitch
This… took longer than I expected. Shading with just black was weird I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FINISH THIS FOR WEEKS, the most difficult thing was undoubtedly Epel's pose, but now it doesn't matter :D
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doodlydoodlies · 9 hours ago
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Dating advices from Soldier always turns into a history lesson
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youbutstupid · 24 days ago
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*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*
Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*
Thunderbolts:….
Yelena: that is so uncool
Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-
Enemy: ??
John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?
Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?
Ava: apologise.
Enemy: what….
Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect
Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….
Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool
*Fight resumes*
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Luke and Han are planning to break in somewhere Luke: We need to distract the guards. Han: Right. Luke: What are we gonna do? Han: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Luke: Han: Luke: Deal.
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skullmakesmelaugh · 2 days ago
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Lucy, knocking on the door: Lockwood, open up!
Lockwood: It all started when I was young
Lucy: That’s not what I-
Skull: Let him finish
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Mari: Hey Mel, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?
Melissa: Really? I didn’t know this new slang.
[later]
Melissa: Thanks so much for helping me build my hut, Akilah. You’re such a thot.
Akilah, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?
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dreamworksoverdisney · 3 months ago
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Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.
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seharuuchan · 5 months ago
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JayVik nation, how we feeling?
After the divorce
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lilislegacy · 9 months ago
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annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right
percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?
annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe
percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!
annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.
percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that
annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it
percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway
annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*
percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-
leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-
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that-bitch-kat3 · 3 months ago
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sirius: so your name is pandora?
pandora: that’s right
sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.
pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah
sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?
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moonyswarmsweaters · 26 days ago
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Remus: I only take pictures of beautiful things.
Regulus: your entire camera roll is just candids of my brother?
Remus: did I stutter?
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doodlydoodlies · 1 day ago
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blaithnne · 1 month ago
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Belinda: Why on earth would I want to travel with you? I just met you and it’s been the most traumatic day of my life, did you seriously think we’d come out of this best friends or something??
The Doctor, slowly putting the friendship bracelets he made back in his pocket: No what made you think that
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meli--meli · 2 months ago
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inspired by this reblog bc it had me laughing
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skullmakesmelaugh · 1 day ago
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Lockwood, grinning: Before you were what
Lucy: Before I was-
Lockwood: What?
Lucy: Before I was inter-
Lockwood: Before you were interrupted?
Lucy: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Lockwood: What?
Lucy: *makes frustrated sound*
Holly, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you
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