#Astarion Halsin Tav

[littlejuicebox]

Nothing wants to come out of my mind besides absolute debauchery right now. I’ve been trying to write a fluff piece for the New Year but we got this instead. Maybe now that it’s out, I can focus on that!

Straight smut below the cut, no plot line or fluff. I apologize; my brain might be broken.

Tags/Warnings: threesome, masturbation, dom Astarion, sub (kinda) Halsin, sub female reader/Tav

Pairing: Halsin x Astarion x F!Reader/Tav

“I’m beginning to think our druid is enjoying this a bit too much, don’t you think, darling? Perhaps we should slow it down just a bit.” Astarion murmurs, flashing you a devilish grin from where his chin is resting on the side of Halsin’s shoulder.

The vampire is sat behind the druid on a small stack of pillows to prop him up slightly, compensating for the other elf’s larger frame. Astarion’s rock-hard dick is prodding into the druid’s back as he observes you bobbing your mouth eagerly on the wood elf’s massive cock. Long, pale fingers release the druid’s nipples from their teasing grip and trace their way down the man’s sides, where the dexterous digits move to push a few strands of hair from your face.

You are on your stomach, lying between Halsin’s legs as you flick your gaze up to the pale elf. You hum your agreement and then release the bear’s length from your lips with a sensual pop. Strings of sticky saliva and precum cling to your tongue as you reluctantly move away from Halsin’s shaft and down towards his balls. You suck on the tender flesh with another little hum, your eyes glancing up again to watch the two elves expectantly.

Halsin is panting with exertion, droplets of sweat now beading his face. His eyes are clasped shut as he tries to regain his composure; this is the second time you two have denied him a release tonight. A soft chuckle escapes the druid’s lips as he feels Astarion wrap an arm around his large torso and slowly start stroking his cock while you continue to focus your attention on his balls.

“Silvanus help me, you two are not playing fair tonight.” Halsin groans as he unintentionally bucks forward to meet Astarion’s leisurely strokes.

The vampire tuts at this loss of control from the druid, punishing him with a tightened fist around the man’s thick shaft. This rips an uncharacteristically needy whine from Halsin’s throat that makes your sex throb in delight. Astarion’s tone is low as he holds the other man’s length in an unyielding hand. “What did I say about holding still, druid?”

You giggle, unable to hold back your shock at the scene before you. It was typically Halsin calling the shots in these situations; having Astarion take the more dominant role and seeing such desperation from Halsin had you positively aching with arousal. The vampire hears your giggle, and his scarlet eyes quickly snap to you, shooting you a warning look that nearly takes your breath away.

“Something funny, little love? Should I take that as a sign you intend to be a brat tonight?”

Your eyes widen as you release Halsin’s sack from your mouth in order to respond to your lover. His admonishment made you positively blush with embarrassment, “No, Astarion.”

“Good girl,” Astarion coos in approval, smirking as he relaxes his grip on Halsin’s prick and resumes his ministrations, “Now come over here, darling, and have a seat on our delicious druid.”

TBC, maybe?

[alyavaai]

we love Karlach

[hekuuu]

my favorite genre of games is the one where you can gather a team of idiots and wander around with them doing sidequests

[gothicspork]

Three dads wishing their daughter good luck at her Catholic school final exams.

[weatherbane]

halsin: -mermaid hair flip- everyone else: pathetic bleating

[desired-love-]

Astarion got polymorphed into a sheep mid battle and during the following cutscene this popped up 💀💀💀

[quasarcast]

End of an era

[ribbonentrails]

Took a long time to complete my first run, so it's only right to celebrate it by doing an equally long piece of the companions 🫶

[bayernssu]

Last Light Inn and the Shadow-cursed Lands

[snarfflarf]

Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads

[danekez]

I love Baldurs Gate fanart because I keep scrolling through it going "ah yes, Lae'Zel, Karlach, Astarion, Halsin- who's that fucker? OH it's their tav, right. Shadowheart, Gale-"

[littlejuicebox]

Legit just sick in bed thinking about TavxHalstarion headcanons for if they all had a daughter:

- She would be princess problems, no doubt about it. And #1 daddy’s girl.

- “Oh you don’t want to take me shopping for ten new outfits, compliment me as I try them on, and hold all my bags while we shop? That’s fine, my daddy will take me.”

- “Oh you don’t want to build me a house with your bare hands because it’s too much work? That’s fine, because my daddy will. No, not that daddy. The other one.”

- “Oh, you don’t think women can be leaders and be in charge of men? That’s funny because my mommy lead BOTH my daddies in battle and all three of them saved YOUR mommies and daddies from being mindflayers.”

- “Some people only have ONE daddy and some people have NO daddies?” Cue genuine shock and confusion from six year old Tav Jr.

- Absolute menace to society. But also a strong, fearless leader.

- Knows how to sew, embroider, whittle, cast healing spells, live off the land, speak to animals, pickpocket/lockpick, ballroom dance… really a jack of all trades kinda girlie.

- She’s giving female Robin Hood meets social justice queen vibes.

- Generally kind, but if you’re a bully on the playground? She’ll draw blood without a second thought.

- If she’s called to the principles office for such an offense, Astarion is the first one through the door threatening to sue everyone.

- Meanwhile Halsin is checking Tav Jr. and the other kid over for injuries, healing them if necessary.

- Tav is simply shaking her head at Tav Jr, knowing damn well that strong sense of justice and morally gray vigilante way of handling it is all her and she can’t actually be too mad that her daughter picked up the trait.

-Halsin will try to help her control her internal rage with meditation, while Astarion will try to show her how to simply not get caught.

- Halsin: “What do we do when we get the urge to physically hurt someone, my heart?” Tav Jr: “Take a deep breath and ask the Oak Father for patience.”

- Astarion: “What do we do once we’ve actually physically hurt someone, darling?” Tav Jr: “Remain silent and ask for my lawyer to be contacted.”

- Regardless of who is actual, biological daddy, Astarion and Halsin share the role with pride and recognize one another’s strengths for what they are. It takes a village to raise a child, and little Tav Jr. is fortunate to have her very own village built right in.

[elfboypussy]

🩷💛🩵 Pan Pride 🩷💛🩵

astarion is grumpy because he thought there would be more naked twinks and debauchery based on the complaints in the editorial section of the baldur’s mouth gazette

jaheira and minsc are on the side doing that tiktok “talk valentina!”/“ally!” bit

[vetochkarowan]

baldurs pets

[starrforge]

[thepictoblr]

In a surprising twist that I think no one saw comming from early access, Astarion and Halsin are like totally opposite ends of whatever gay motherfucker spectrum theyre on

Astarion presents himself as alluring, flirty, desirable, sexually available, ect ect, but it's entitely preformative. If given a choice he'd happily go without it all for as long as he can.

Meanwhile Halsin is the most regular, sober, sensible dude ever who probably smells like damp leaves and dirt, and then he just show up one night like "i wanna fuck nasty like the oak father intended"