#Astarion is 5'9

[maatdraws]

Astarion would say he is taller just because of the horns, Iorek will deny it tho

[baronvontribble]

alright guys remember to give your vampire a bath occasionally as good as he looks covered in blood it's not exactly good for his skin or anything

bonus: sleeve paws

[levinbolts]

✨ just tall bf things ✨

[rosegardenpink]

THE LIP BITE OH MY GOD ???????

[graveyardcuddles]

The whole Astarion height debate is so funny to me as someone who is only 5'0 like either way he's still gonna be making jokes about losing me in the couch cushions like a quarter.

[stinkrascal]

will never forgive the bg3 community for making astarion the tumblr sexyman of this fandom when wyll exists WYLL IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!

[anotherdarkiboi]

How tall is Astarion, 5'9 or 5'11?? Because in the game dialogue he's mentioned to be 5'11 at some point, but Larian said he's 5'9?

[undead-potatoes]

Doing some height comparisons between my BG3 characters and their LIs, and like

Don't talk to me or my tiny husband ever again

[fiachrastudios]

i think whether or not you're a 5'9" or 5'11" astarion truther depends on whether or not your tav is taller than him or not

[kpd-zero]

our boi is scrawny af

[lestatlioncunt]

mutuals let's synchronize our braincells. what do you guys think are the companions heights

[feelboss]

a little closer to how i imagine them at least...

i can imagine them rly well in my minds eye but iM NOT FUCKIN ARTISTICALLY INCLINED.

talaste is small and fuzzy and covered in scars... broken nose. scratched tf up. autopsy scar. carnassials. volo's glass eye. both genitals/clit is ~multifunctional~ (its a cock) small tits. piercings everywhere (♥ nipple piercings and magic cross and frenum rings & ladder my beloveds ♥ probably at least one labia piercing but idk)

at least at the beginning of the game theyre emaciated as fuck from. you know. everything. (they lived their life basically like a fuckin rabid feral cat and cared more about the killing part than the taking care of themself part so i feel like they definitely Did Not Eat like they should have) and also who knows how long they were down there below moonrise being. you know. vivisected.

a lot of people are like "my durge is big and hulking" and thats great but also feral wiry 5'3" motherfucker who looks like a strong breeze could blow them away suddenly grappling you and snapping your neck.

also you dont need to be giant when you can turn into an owlbear. so.

[lelianaslefthand]

spinning my simstarion around in cas and blushing and giggling and kicking my feet i need to be put down

[boilingheart]

idk about you guys. but shadowheart is 5'4" to me.

[yurieater69]

how tall is seal? (same hugger anon!) wish seal was an actual companion i have a tav whos just the sweetest seal deserves someone sweet like that. i wanna be nice to seal i want to make seal feel happy and safe.

originally he was 5'9 but finding out that Astarion canonically was 5'9 made me change him to around 6'2 ??

All i know is he's around Gale's height !!

[clownsecret]

a key moment in TWCS-verse is when cazador realizes he can't actually physically hurt astarion anymore or the tadpole crew won't let him stick around, so he resorts to schoolyard bullying instead

i'm not saying there's a scene in the works where astarion is trying to read a book and cazador just takes it from him and holds it up over his head and makes astarion try to jump for it, but there might be