#BALLS DEEP is crazy

[americanphysco]

everytime I see misha collins trending I know I'm about to see some wild shit. never change tumblr

[castiels-undercoat]

This scene never fails to make me go CRAZY

like i know ppl have pointed it out before but shes literally trying to hook Dean up here! SHES SAYING THAT CAS IS DREAMY FOR DEAN!! like its so bananas bc what else could this even MEANNN??

[letoscrawls]

To honor Akira Toriyama i drew future Trunks aka my first ever crush

[meatexe]

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[starnana7]

destiel is like.. cas fell first, dean realized earlier, both of them fell harder and immensely and freakier for each other like they are so insane so down bad it’s crazy they are actually deranged !!

[thesunoficarus1]

with the amount of insane comments the cast of supernatual likes to throw at us, looking at you misha collins, I feel like one of those pissed off spirits that just wants peace but needs revenge in order to be freed.

because someone, anyone, please tell me why mr. misha collins himself said dean and cas would've been balls deep if the cw wasn't homophobic. balls deep? BALLS DEEP? LET ME REST PLEASE.

[mollyrolls]

omg i forgot to tell you guys but i was fully dying last night roommate storytime

for context: my roommate, let’s call her cece, is the most cliche tiktok theatre kid girl you could ever imagine. we did random roommates so we don’t have that much in common; she likes to go out to clubs and frats and shit and i spent my night last night doing a puzzle. dichotomy of man

anyways, i was back in the room getting ready to gts and she comes BURSTING into the room and immediately starts stripping 😭😭 i’m like “hi cece….whatcha doing..” and she jumps a foot in the air bc she didn’t see me. keep in mind i am not doing anything secretive or hiding, like i’m just standing there.

she starts going on this crazy tangent abt how she’s a horrible person and is abt to do this horrible thing and i immediately clock that she is drunk off her ass 😭 she’s also just standing there in her bra and underwear and i am looking so hard at the ceiling bc wtf am i supposed to do in that situation

and idk if i misheard her but i swear she said to me “i’m going to fuck my best friends boyfriend” 😀🤨 she’s also changing into like a lacy babydoll??? like hello!!!!??

so i’m thinking : ok this girl has been on a self sabotaging streak recently (another story for another day) and she is in no position to be doing anything like that rn so i guess it’s my job to talk her out of doing this disastrous thing

so i say “cece don’t fuck your best friends boyfriend. that’s crazy.” and she goes “nononono not fucking, eye fucking. i eye fuck everyone when i’m drunk.” which i can confirm bc she was doing it to me at this exact moment, i am still staring at the ceiling

so i’m like ok fine that’s ur prerogative as long as ur not compromising urself do what u want. but she’s conscious enough to know that if she keeps eye fucking this guy her best friend is going to be paranoid abt it?? and like have a horrible night?? but she’s not gonna stop!!!??? whatever

and then this is where i start dying bc she starts comparing herself to ME 😭😭😭😭

she’s like “ugh molly you’re so cute and wholesome, like spending ur night with ur game group and ur puzzle ugh i want to be like youuuuu” full drunk girl whining and like spinning around and i straight up had to bite my fist

bc i was doing the aforementioned puzzle bc she had sexiled me abt 2 hrs before

but she’s in this like playboy cover lingerie set going BACK OUT to her friends room, full sprinting across our room bc she keeps forgetting shit, has not said a coherent sentence once, and is talking abt how i’m a cute little wholesome person and she wants to be like me. i feel like i’m tripping on something

and then this is the best part i’m quoting this verbatim

“and while i’m about to go do this HORRIBLE thing because i’m a HORRIBLE person YOUREEEE gonna be in here in the room probably writing some cute fun story which by the way you should probably post on AO3 bc if i ever figure out how to work AO3 i bet i’d find ur stuff and i bet it’s be so good but i’d never tell you i found ur stuff bc i wouldn’t know but i would know because you look like you’d be a good writer okay BYEEEEE!”

and then she slams the door and is gone until 3 am. this was in a span of abt 4 minutes

[undermattsun]

just saw someone explain headpushing as just grabbing the other persons head and now i’m confused have we lost the plot,? do i need to write headpushing now???

[screampied]

Okay I know I said I was done for now but I was wrong I lied anyway um Gojo just like bending you over the hood of the car and just holding your arms behind your back while he's just whispering the meanest teases into your ear like commenting on how everyone passing by in their cars can see what pretty faces your making UM ANYWAY

HOLDONNNNNOHMYGAWD???:;&@(@)

[corpsentry]

black eyes

[castiels-undercoat]

Moment of silence for how horny these two were for eachother in seasons 4 and 5

Like this is more intense then if they just fucked honestly. I just cant keep staring at the homosexual lust in their eyes anymore.

[daisynik7]

i really wanna make out with someone around toji's fat tip and hear him whine :-(( i just need to see more whiny toji around here i'm tired of him being depicted as a super mean dom

omg STOP, I'm PURRING. I 1000% agree with all of this.

like, imagine this: both of you on your knees, kissing each other so sloppy, all tongue and spit, while Toji stands above you with his fat cock in his fist, stroking it while he watches. He's so horny from just watching the two of you have fun, growing more and more impatient as he waits for his turn until he can't stand it anymore. "Come on," he whines, his cock is throbbing in his grip, desperate for your mouths. "Please."

[yeehawbvby]

My ACNH island is VERY slowly coming together (been working on it since.. I think July? Maybe august?)

I’m really happy with the progress I’ve made except I’m now one of those people whose island lags because of the amount of stuff in some spots lmao 🧎🏻‍♀️ it’s a worthy sacrifice though imo because my orchard is the culprit and it looks banging!!

Either way. BEHOLD

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

unused and majin are gay married and the unused & majin show is essentially their meetcute . in this essay i wi

[zappedbyzabka]

Thinking about Bobby’s outbursts of anger when fighting.

He goes from “Maybe we should just chill” to “You’re dead. I’m going to kill you!”

[bootyful-seventeen]

i am too mentally exhausted to even deal with this shit anymore with my mom and grandma and low key wish i'd go comatose for a few years to be left alone tbh