#BEAT HIS ASS STELLE

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

[aihaitahm]

having a crush on streamer ! roommate ! blade

cw: suggestive, not proof read sorry.

probably streams something like valorant or league (sorry.) or he streams himself drawing ! he enjoys streaming but he also just does it for extra money… he knows he’s attractive. doesn’t talk/commentate that much but he has some dry humor that makes people intrigue especially for how he is. when he gets annoyed at whatever he’s playing, he would cuss a lot but not like… throwing his keyboard across the room.

would stream with silverwolf and gets a bit annoyed whenever she beats his ass whenever they play together. sometimes they meet up and also play horror games together. blade has a straight face but is actually terrified that he screams “fuck!?!!?” while silverwolf stares at him with a straightface like it wasnt even that scary -_-

anyways, moving in and discovering he was your roommate was interesting. he wasnt really shy… just awkward, and may come off a bit condescending and mean but if only you could see his red ears whenever he interacts with you. at first you were wary of him whether or not he would do his own share of chores so you nag at him multiple times. spoiler alert: he does do his part<3 this is where you both start interacting more by playfully being sarcastic at each other.

“tsk you know i do chores when youre not around… you gotta trust me more will ya?”

“okay sorry…”

it was a rough start getting to know him as a roommate since he is always in his room when youre around or when he goes out a lot whether to the gym (which you find yourself staring at his figure or analyzing it behind his baggy shirt) or to hang out with his friends, he comes home late. but a sweet gesture he does is when you wake up in the morning, you see a bunch of food or take out on the counter as a thank you for cooking and leaving some for him.

he finallt brought his friends around (silverwolf and kafka!) and they introduce themselves to you while they nudge blade teasingly. like how could he hide his precious roommate from them. thats when they started asking you questions while blade’s ears are perked.

“so dear are you single? what do you like and dislike? to think bladie wouldnt even talk to his dear roommate… dont make them feel lonely blade ‘kay?”

“yea… i am whyd you ask? and i like ___ and dislike ___. and oh im fine!”

“whats your type! do you like games? can we play ? we can play with blade too if you want!”

“stop with the questions you two. and excuse me i talk to them… kinda.”

“sure you do.”

after that interaction, blade is a bit more talkative to you now but still a bit closed off. thats when you questioned him about the noise he makes and asks if he streams. he embarrassingly said yes while he continues to answer your questions begrudgingly.

you tend to text to your friends about him and march 7th starts teasing you to no end. dan heng kinda warns you about him but would support you to no end… just dont get in blade’s bad side. stelle or caelus would purposely create scenarios where you have to talk to blade since they have a lot of classes with him.

one time you were going home after seeing your friends until you came home to see he was making a meal for himself, shirtless. in which he blushes deep red but shrugs it off as he smirks. you were surprised and actually squeaked, telling him to put a shirt on.

“put some clothes on damn it.”

“well stop looking its really that simple.”

since your friends, you, blade and his friends came to the conclusion you both like each other, do you actually confess? no but obviously you both are stubborn and would rather deal with the sexual loving tension. roommates who decided to do grocery shopping together one day. to go out and maybe look for a pet. roommates who sometimes rant to each other about deep personal stuff. working out together. following each other on social medias. wt this point march 7th and kafka is practically screaming at u and blade’s face to confess.

that was until you were knocking at his door and he wasnt there since you already brought him his food. you came in his room for the first time to see his stream was on and people were wondering who are you. looking around his space, you found some of the little gifts you gave him and saw his phone glow up to a silly cute picture of you that you sent. making you feel flustered bc goddamn it you just needed to hand him his food.

‘alhaithamscatboy: ohmygod are u blade’s partner?!?!!? the one silverwolf was teasing blade about!

eimikofanpage69: theyre so fine!!!! oh my god !!!! wdym yall are just roommates?

KAZUSCARAFAN: UR LYING WHEN U SAY UR JUST ROOMMATES. ‘

“(name) whyre you here? oh you brought me food. thank you. uh sorry about my chat.”

“ah yes actually theyre my lovely partner.“ blade said as he pecks you on the cheek and the chat goes crazy. literally making it viral.

after the stream, you confronted him and freaked out. asking him if he just did it for the views or if he actually liked you that way. which makes him infuriated because how could he ever do that to someone he loves and respects.

“i like you okay? i… love you a lot more than i can ever express and i would never do shit like that for views. i had my eyes on you ever since you moved in. i just didnt know if you do. im sorry if i made you uncomfortable.”

“you didnt. and i-i love you too… now you should like, kiss me better bladie.”

“call me yingxing or ren instead.” he whispered as he kissed you on the lips passionately.

[crowboss-whore]

Thinking…

Thinking abt Honkai Star men being dragged to a concert.

(Can be read platonic or romantic)

Sampo is so totally down for it. He just gives the energy of someone who wouldn’t say no to a free concert ticket (AND HONESTLY?? ME TOO BESTIE)

100% gives his all because why the fuck not? And it’s so much fun. Like— BABES. When I tell you that this man probably hypes you up hella hard when you start belting it out— I MEAN IT.

He’s taking pictures, he’s taking videos. (He’s 100% taking advantage of your excitement to get a few free drinks)

Okay— but Sampo would totally be happy for you. And he’s also really happy. Like you’re yelling your lungs out. Singing screaming— it does not matter. Both of your throats are GONE by tomorrow.

Speaking of— Sampo probably almost made you two late. By accident. He just kept forgetting things or tried buying stuff.

It’s fine, after the concert he was a gentleman with guiding you back to the room. You both knock the fuck out though. Your heads hit those pillows and you were GONERS.

It’s NOT Gepard’s first concert. I refuse to believe that man has never attended any of Serval’s concerts. He’s got the best tickets, the best placing, he knows when to get ready and when to go— Dawg is your best man to be with for concerts.

He’s not good at singing, but fuck that. You’re both singing and losing your voices. Both of you are standing and fucking rocking out to the music.

And if Serval is trying to get people onstage?? SHUT UP, YOU TWO ARE TRYING TO GET THE OTHER ONSTAGE. It’s such a funny mess because you guys are too high on energy and pointing at one another.

Doesn’t matter— neither of you are chosen. But that’s okay bc you two are laughing so hard and leaning against each other. Like jfc you guys lost a lung AND your voices.

Gepard had to awkwardly tell Bronya that he couldn’t make it to work today. Why? Oh… you know. No voice, haha.

She knows and is happy he’s getting time to have fun.

Dan Heng?? How tf did you get him to go?

It’s not that hard actually. March and Stelle tag teamed his ass into going.

But that’s fiiine. He’s perfect for navigation and knows where stuff is. He’s got your back with the good hotels and restaurants.

At first, this man is QUIET. He’s nodding his head to the beat, but that’s it. It isn’t until later when the energy is really out there, that you catch him standing.

He probably doesn’t yell or scream like you, March, and Stelle. Dawg probably smiles like a dumbass though and is shaking his head. You guys won’t have voices for shit tomorrow. That’s okay, he can help soothe your sore throats in the morning.

He won’t admit it (he does but not verbally), but he enjoyed the concert. Like he loved seeing you guys let loose and go wild. Makes him feel like shit is gonna be okay.

After the concert is so funny tho. March is riding that energy high, Stelle wants to devour food (and probably inedible stuff), and you’re slowly crashing. So he’s got you leaning against him while trying to convince the other two to get back to the hotel room.

He’s semi-successful.

NOW JING YUAN— I am so biased towards this man. You guys don’t even know.

But he’s slightly unsure what to do, but whatever. He’ll follow your lead.

Fuck the before— DURING?? His hand is hovering over the small of your back. Any open drink you have is covered so it doesn’t spill on your outfit. He’s watching out for you with the softest and happiest smile. Because he’d trade the world for you to be this carefree.

You’re yelling, screaming, singing— you definitely have a sore throat. But that’s okay. He’ll take care of you. He promises.

Bro probably is laughing and smiling so hard. Like— you take his hand and start scream-singing the lyrics and he’s for it. Do that sway stay-in place dance with him. Please. He’s overjoyed every time you face him with that smile.

Okay, but afterwards, he’s probably still dealing with lingering energy. You two are clearly dropping in energy levels, and he’s urging you to the hotel room. Saying stuff “we can see it tomorrow, just rest for now,” while helping you deal with a very sore throat.

… this man has my heart wtf. I am so biased with him.

For Blade? Good luck. I actually don’t know how you’d get his ass to go. But if you do, you’re the safest motherfucker there.

Your drinks? Safe. Your items? Safe. You? Safest person to exist. He’s responsible for your ass now… much to his dismay.

I don’t have a good grasp of his character yet, but I think he’d be a bit irked. Irked… but slightly smug knowing you chose him over Kafka and Silver Wolf. Because, hey, that’s shit he can say he’s done that the other two haven’t.

Oh, but he’s so over it at the end. “Get your merch and let’s go” type bs. Literally picks you up and makes his way to the hotel room— bc we all know he wouldn’t settle for some cheap ass hotel. Dude made sure it was nice enough where there was two beds and easy to secure.

You probably had at least one argument the entire day. Maybe more bc it’s Blade.

It’s fun though bc you’re smiling and don’t put up that bad of a fuss. Especially when he tosses you onto the bed and almost threatens you to sleep.

You knock out about thirty minutes after.

Blade just lets you sleep and debates if he wants to let you deal with that sore throat or not. (Spoiler; he doesn’t)

[stellocchia]

Ok but stell why TF haven't we, as a fandom, made Dreams a Warden hybrid the second we got the chance?

He already has the whole thing of wearing a mask or a lot of designs specifically covering his eyes and then the whole thing with the stomache he's got going on thanks to that fucking MC skin just that now it's not his face but his fuckinnnnn terrifying warden heart ribcage thing.

He's weirdly territorial and has no chill when he he perceives someone as an intruder and goes straight to excessive violence.

It makes the whole "Tommy hiding in technos home" scene so much better/worse by having dream literally know where he is because he can smell him and genuinely hear his terrified noises thanks to his weird senses

Like. I can't express enough how terrifying it would be if "he can hear my heart beating loudly in my chest" was an actual thought Tommy can have that we'd have to consider ass potentially possible

He fucking. Burrows down all the time (his attachment vault, his tunnels in Tommy's base)

Which would also be something Tommy and him would have in common and could "bond" over. By which I mean it's another seemingly random thing he likes about Tommy a lot.

And more importantly

We could combine the whole "Tommy is one of very few, if not the last human alive" with the whole "Tommy was made in a lab" and have extinct humanity have been the ones who made those underground cities. Tommy is kinda a Jurassic park-esque recreation of humans made in an attempt to... Be scientific i guess. Then someone got too attached to the gremlin and he got lose and now he's just. Walking around, being a person, living a life.

Now obviously, warden hybrids are far from normal wardens. And noone really knows a lot about those fuckers anyways.

But there's still a lot of instincts and most of those were about protecting and defending humans and their settlements.

Now. Obviously Dream knows how to handle those instincts flaring up for territory.

Now. For humans? How TF would he be prepared for that.

Anyways, I am thinking about a very long very slow exploration of instinctual protectiveness turning into a friendship turning into obsession and possessiveness and a godcomplex and doing anything he deems necessary to keep Tommy with him.

Obviously having Dreams first kinda "signs of descent somewhere he shouldn't" be when he stops holding back his protectiveness regarding territory and his increasingly becoming more excessive violence and carelessness regarding anyone but him and Tommy

Also, Dream, while being a Warden hybrid, also does not know all that much about himself.

Later on he does some research because his need for control makes him want to obviously have as little blind spots as possible.

Just that at that point he's already so far up his own ass and delusional that he choses to interpret the little knowledge there is of "wardens were there to protect humans and their shit and wreck anyone's ass if crossed" as "I am literally almost a god by nature and Tommy is more than these other bores

Also gives him more victim blaming potential with "oh Tommy's loud and sounds trigger wardens so of course when Tommy yells at him he has to hit him Tommy leaves him no choice"

Also because thinking about the prison arc, I think being trapped with a warden in a small obsidian Minecraft room, I think I would've fucking shat myself like no thanks I'd jump into the lava the second j heard those sounds

Speaking of

Just

The less Dream holds himself back, the more he starts just. Making those fucking warden sounds on the side

Which means that being in that room before the fucking obsidian box, you just get the wardens ambiance except the shulker sensors

So I can even better understand why Sam lost his fucking mind

Also. Heh. Warden. Of a warden. Heh

I LOVE THIS IDEA!

Leaving aside the fact that wardens in Minecraft are just objectively the coolest mob, I also wanna point out that they add an element of 'you're not always supposed to fight, sometimes you're supposed to hide' that I think works fantastically with primeboys.

After all, Tommy's first instinct used to always be fighting. Even in exile, the stated reason of why he made the secret chest room was to maybe one day put up a final stand against Dream. But exile forced him to spend A LOT of time alone with the warden hybrid and by the end, he knows that's just not a fucking option on his own. So he deals with Dream like you're supposed to deal with wardens for once in his life and hides as much as he can, which obviously infuriates Dream.

Because, while they're seekers, wardens have some severe limitations. If Tommy stays still enough or walks on wool Dream can't hear him. And his sight itself is shit, so he can't rely on that to find Tommy. And, after he just moved in with Techno, Tommy's scent would have changed because he got to fucking use a shower for one thing.

So I imagine the scene as Tommy hiding in the box, terrified out of his skin because "what if Dream hears my fucking heartbeat" while Dream is wandering extremely confused around Techno's cabin trying to put hints together like, points at vaguely Tommy-shaped plant "Ah ha! I could recognize that smell of dirt anywhere! You thoughts you could hide from me!". All the while Techno is struggling to keep from laughing in his face.

Like, do you get my vision here?

[hazbincalifornia]

Multiples

Another ficlet for Blitzpreg week! This one is for Arrangement AU.

Wordcount: 500

“You’re kidding.”

“Why would I kid about this?” 

“Look, I know we promised your dad lots of kids just to be sure at least a few of them would pop out with magic, but triplets?”

“You always tell me to cum at least twice!” Stolas set a hand on Blitz’s middle- still a bit soft from the previous two pregnancies, but nowhere near as large as it was going to be in the next few months.

Blitz groaned, draping an arm over his face and feeling his ring poke against the side of his head in the process. “Nothing I say when I’m horny should count. I’m gonna blow up.”

“You are not going to blow up. I won’t let you.”

“I’m twenty-six and I’m going to explode because you put too many babies in me.”

“You’re the twin, this is on you!” Stolas playfully smacked at his elbow before kissing his cheek. “We have plenty of space, and we can get an extra nanny if we need. Things will be fine.”

“Hey, you have a million siblings, your dad probably put the baby-maker gene in you too so I’m splitting the difference. Besides, I’m not worried about after they’re out, I’m worried about the fact that if more than one of them ends up like Stells I’m not gonna be able to walk.”

Stolas crossed his arms with a huff, tail flicking. “I’ll carry you.”

“Even when I want midnight snacks?”

“Especially then, I can’t have my heirs going hungry, now can I?” Stolas’s beak quirked up a little. “I know you wanted to start your thing-“

“It’s a very cool thing! I need to do something other than being breeding stock or I’m going to go up the fucking wall, your Royal Pain In The Ass.”

“-But we’ll find some way to make everything work. Prince’s honor.”

“You’d better. I love the kids and I love getting to be their dad as much as you do, but I can do more too. Be more. Show them that they don’t have to just be buttoned-up little show ponies, y’know?” Blitz drummed his fingers on his thigh, thinking. “I bet Aster will be a good big brother. The kid’s got a good vibe for that, and we already know Stells is happy being a big sister.”

“They’ll both be good,” Stolas agreed, scooting closer and setting a hand on Blitz’s belly before spinning his fingers in a familiar circular pattern, hands glowing blue for a moment as the aura sank into the skin and a bubble bloomed above them.

Three small dots, each no bigger than a bean, rested at the center while the bubble gently pulsed with each beat of Blitz’s heart. Stolas pecked a kiss on the side of Blitz’s head, and Blitz leaned into the touch. “I’m sure that they’ll be wonderful, darling.”

“Mmm… they’ve got two dope-ass dads, so I’d say that the odds are in their favor.”

[chidoroki]

Tokyo Revengers S3EP12

aka: "COWARD!"

Holy fuck, first Kakucho and now Izana gets shot? Granted he stepped in to shield Kakucho but shit, Kisaki has no chill. And that was three bullets this time!

I’m so mad at myself.. Izana had a big flashback last episode. Those are giant red flags. I should’ve seen this death coming! If he does die here anyway, which he might, but still! I didn’t even think of it til now!

Okay instead of watching these two bleed out, can someone call an ambulance or something?? I don’t think Izana has a chance but Kakucho only got shot once.

Thank you Mucho! Finally someone with common sense!

Okay I figured Izana wasn’t really related to Emma and her mom but damn, the woman is such a bitch.

Oh so that quick memory of Shinichiro last ep was when Izana confronted him about not actually being related.

He bled out so much his Tenjiku outfit turned a whole new shade of red..

Kakucho I know you’re beyond upset but you really need to stop moving.

I absolutely thought of Stelle’s “Rules are made to be broken” just as Izana said “Promises are meant to be broken.”

They place these cute flashbacks of them being kids in hopes that I feel something for them, huh?

How nice.. their blood mixing together at the end of both their lives as they hold hands..

“You alone though, I cannot forgive, Kisaki.” Please please please beat his ass up Mikey!

Goddamn it Hanma. I sorta forgot he was around but makes sense he would swing by to save this bastard.

Yooo Draken and Takemichi chasing after them? Hell yeah.

Bro, Mikey volunteering to watch after Hina in the meantime is so sweet, especially after what happened with Emma.

Ohhh shitttt, Takemichi standing over Kisaki like that after they crashed is amazing.

Ah, that damn hole in his foot though, don’t let that be the reason Kisaki runs away!

If Draken can catch up to Kisaki while carrying Takemichi on his back I’ll be so proud.

For fucks sake, Hanma, striking back with a metal pipe.. but thank god Draken blocked it!

Really? Now Kisaki is so desperate we’re using concrete blocks to attack? He’s such a coward I swear.

Ayoo look at our tank Takemichi! Actually fighting 1v1 with someone and dealing damage! God, I hope he beats the shit out of him.

[exolteusdragon]

You ever wish you could just... *fuse* different fandoms and have them be canon? Like-

Say we had Gravity Falls and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or Undertale and Honkai Impact interacting with the other and it was just REAL. Not just fan creation but 100% Canon that Stelle beats Flowey's ass with a bat or Dipper loses his mind over trying to figure out Stands

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

2 amazing things in one day.

In Genshin Impact, I put Kaveh in my teapot and one of the answers to his question about what inspired Lumine's design choices is, "But... there's literally nothing here," and he got so awkward!

AND THEN-

In Honkai: Star Rail, I was doing some weird training assessment thing and beat a dude's ass for the second time, and afterward he was like, "You've become even more proficient!" and Stelle was like, "I only have 2 moves."

[forwantofacalling]

hi bestie, i want to know your opinions for that lab partner/elevator/employee trainer ask game! you don't have to answer all/any of these but. i am so curious hehe

jing yuan, fu xuan, qinque

march 7th, dan heng, stelle/caelus

aak, hung, waai fu

furina, neuvillette, arlecchino

oh this is so funny okay

fuck/marry/kill except its get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, or they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

jing yuan/fu xuan/qingque:

first order of business i dont trust qingque in the lab OR in a kitchen so into the elevator she goes. I'd love to say jing yuan for that one because then i could probably just take a nap for the full ten hours but hey she can teach me how to play celestial jade or something. at least there's nothing to set on fire.

fu xuan and jing yuan is honestly a toss-up based on how much fu xuan cares about the task. she would be so very insufferable but i trust her to get the job done when it matters...that probably means I'd perfer her as a lab partner. honestly not a bad option ive probably had worse partners than her. at least she'd do her half of the report.

that leaves jing yuan to teach me how to work a frier. sure, i'd let him do that. he'd probably teach me the ropes and then come to work like 30 minutes late and once in a blue moon. i wouldnt be killing myself with any of the machinery though so i think thats a win.

march 7th/dan heng/stelle

i would let dan heng do any of these things. so the real question is with the other two.

...I'm not letting stelle in the kitchen. im also not letting march in the lab. she would drink the chemicals and i would be responsible. come to think of it i shouldn't let stelle in the lab either. shit. that leaves me with her in the elevator.

that's probably fine. its a closed metal box. i trust my ability to deal with stelle more when its not around dangerous tools or chemicals.

dan heng would get me an A in every lab no questions asked. he'd be the guy i never talk to outside of class and we'd speak in like five word sentences max but i'm not failing unless hell freezes over. he's probably actaully interested in the material too. 10/10 please introduce me an archiving job pleeeeeaseee

i want march to be able to cook. i think that would be cute. let her teach me how to stack a hamburger in the most aesthetic way i would absolutely let her do that. i would pose for her instagram stories. I would listen to her gossip. this job would never get boring.

aak/hung/waai fu

easy. hung mcdonalds, waai fu elevator, aak lab partner. now hear me out.

hung can cook so fucking well that if hes in somewhere as close as a mcdonalds im sure as HELL jumping for the chance to learn from him. also hes so goddamn nice. and strong. he can do handiwork and also beat the shit out of assholes i dont see any issue with this. 10/10.

waai fu is just friend shaped have you heard that girl talk i wanna be her friend. we would be so chill in that elevator yessss tell me all about your deadbeat dad and your found family i hope you kick that man's ass one day. good for you!!!! also she would let me take a nap without disturbing me. hung would too. honestly she and hung are interchangable i just worry that waai fu would end up being sued for punching someone during customer service.

okay look being lab partners with aak sounds like a terrible idea this boy is a genius pharm student who acts like a litearl child and would absolutely stab me in my sleep with a concoction from his mad scientist lab. BUT. he's a genius pharm student. as long as i DO ALL THE WORK and he agrees to answer my questions we're fine. we're fine. also i have his entire family on speed dial if that syringe gun gets anywhere near me waai fu would have him in headlock in two seconds flat sir i am calling your DAD.

furina/neuvilette/arlecchino

i feel like im being called out for not playign the fontaine quests yet 😭😭😭i only have a vague impression of what these guys are like pleaseee

furina i do NOT want to be stuck in an elevator with. i dont want to be in a closed space with arlecchino either. i feel like theres a good chance i would be fucking dead in the first two hours. or incredibly annoyed. ill take neuvilettte. this guy is fine. talk to me about water for 10 hours id listen.

now the question is who's mentee do i want to be. I feel like i should refuse arlecchino just on principle of whatever shes got going on with the siblings. she can be my lab partner. as long as we dont talk about anything except the work and she doesnt freaking kill me for messing anything up i think i'd survive. once the semester is over i can book it out of there. if furina was my lab partner i think the teacher would HATE us and i'd be dead by glitterbomb explosion by the second week.

that leaves furina at mcdonalds. i would not enjoy this and i would also not learn anything but its the lesser of three evils. i love furina but if i had to deal with her in real life i don't think there would be any way to win. i would just have to have her dragon on speed dial.

[teyvatofsmut]

Haunted House ask with Yurei and Stelle?

A lovely haunted house dawns Herta’s Space Station, the astral express has stopped by to enjoy the festivities!

Stelle and Yurei have taken the spooookiest area, uh…wait a second. This area doesn’t have any decorations…this is just where those creations of Ruan Mei’s are….

Oh my! Seems Stelle wants to try out a Curio she got as a gift from Herta! A lovely strap on that can simulate pleasure for the wearer….I wonder who she plans to use it on…..

About three minutes later Yurei is bent over a table with Stelle deep in his ass~! That fat strap on of about 7 inches is plunging into him and hammering away without any remorse!!

The Stellaron hunter is strong, but no one can beat Stelle when she’s horny!! She desperately pounds away at Yurei causing his legs to quiver with each subsequent thrust!!

Soon the Galactic Baseballer floods the poor spooky man with her artificial cum…anddd she realizes there’s a pool of Yurei’s cum at their feet due to how hard she went….whoopsie!!

[kaelily]

hi lily!! how're ya? I just woke up from a 1 & half hour nap- unintentionally played nap roulette again. I need to fix my addiction w that risky game cuz even in the mornings i do wake up after 6 hours and i'm like 'lemme just stay like this for 5 mins in bed' & next thing ik it's been an hour or so ;-;

Anyways i dropped by cuz i wanted to talk abt hsr after seeing ur question! I think it's def a lot less time consuming than genshin. Genshin personally takes me more time w all the artifact grinding, resin, dialies, exploring etc. and my net is the worst in genshin for SOME reason but in hsr it's fine. It's a daily ritual for me to be stuck in the loading page in GI for eons.

It will be time consuming to do story quests in HSR so i rec u to do those when u have free time on weekends or u cud do em in snippets. Tho if u start u will have to progress thru them to unlock various functions as u lvl up. So download it when u have plenty of free time. After I reached a certain point in the story in Jarilo VI everything def became a lot lighter for me(It took me 2-3 days n i was playing for many hours on each day). I've played many other games in the past & in my personal opinion, in games that are still continuously updating w new content, it feels easier to play the more closer u started it to the launch day. Aka closer to lauch day= easier to keep up w content. I haven't played GI for days atm cuz of time (T_T) but hsr is lighter w that imo. Also GI more key smashing.

In GI there's so much to catch up w ;-; (i started around Sumeru's release) and i keep on feeling the need to pull for a char when they're out cuz i don't know how long until when they're out next & some ppl r speculating that GI will keep its servers up for 4 years, making me feel like i need to get all the chars i want immediately. Also some of the new content from time to time favours older players more. In HSR even if i don't get a char (lose 50/50) it's not a big deal cuz ik this was the 1st time they were out, the game's p new n they will come back multiple times again w me still playing the game n it's only a matter of time b4 i get em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways that's my experience so far, feel free to decide based on it. I wish asks has a read more insert option in them- istg my texts r the longest. -pluviophile anon

OH HEY NONNIE SSXDXCVHJL <33

so sorry i didn't answer this sooner but yeah like you said leveling up chars is simpler here and i still haven't completed all the space stations missions yet LMAO. also i was able to defeat the doomsday beast in the first try ever (stelle oneshotted that thing)!! im too scared to go to jarilo VI cuz cocolia will beat my ass and i still haven't passed trialblazer lvl 15 to level up the chars (im on lvl 9 btw). i like the game hehe and im exited to see jing yuan hehe <33

[bostongirl13]

Piano, Thanksgiving and heart attack

A/N: I wrote this with the intention of continuing this story ➡ New Dodger photo  , but it can safely be treated as a one shot.

Summary: I think the title explains it all 💙

Warnings: age gap, Scott and Chris are assholes, swearing, mistakes

Words: 1,5k +

TUESDAY 

You growled in frustration not being able to remember a single word and what was in the linguistic pragmatics tasks.

"Stupid subject" you muttered, throwing your pencil across the room and letting it hit the wall. Dodger, who was lying on the couch behind you and keeping you company, raised his ears to the sound.

You've been sitting in the living room with your back against the sofa for a good five hours because your lecturer thought up an exam the day before the long weekend. Because, of course, speech acts, language functions, the theory of speech acts, and the communicative intention are so damn important that they can't wait until next week.

"Fuck" you cursed under your breath and rubbed your tired eyes. You felt your head starting to ache. And tears fall from my eyes from staring at the laptop screen for a long time. You needed a break, but you knew that if you do it, there is no chance that you will go back to studying. Being stubborn and hard to give in by nature, you took a deep breath and started reading the definitions and tasks once again.

Chris, of course, knew how difficult and hard this item was for you, so he was always as quiet as possible, occasionally bringing you a bowl of fruit, coffee, or tea, and ordered take-out food. He was loved. Even though you didn't thank him and just nodded your head, or just said nothing and paid him no attention, he knew you appreciated his help anyway. But seeing you sitting another hour in front of the computer with red eyes and tired, broke his heart. He couldn't watch his love work to death, and he knew that if he asked you to take a break, you wouldn't. So he came up with an idea, the implementation of which would make you leave your studies.

So he went to the piano standing against the wall and after a few minutes of choosing what he wanted to play, he put his fingers on the keys and caused the first notes to come out of the instrument.

You stretched and flipped through the notes page when you heard like music fills the air without effort, the sound rushing in and around every person in the room. You smiled and closed your eyes, leaning your head against the couch behind you. You listened to the melodies played by your boyfriend, feeling it sweep your whole body. The best thing about music was that it gave you strength and motivation. The variety of music in the universe is so diverse that there is something for everyone to enjoy. Music doesn't worry about anything; that’s the beauty of music.

You turned to Dodger and stroked his head.

"Dad is probably giving us a sign that there is enough study for today"

Dodger licked your face. “Okay, okay, that's it. Come on "you got up and stretched again. The dog jumped off the couch and followed you into the room where Chris was playing.

Chris was sitting in sweatpants and a navy blue sweater. His long fingers moved over the keyboard of the instrument, pressing the keys in the correct order so that the emerging notes formed a melody.

You walked up to him and hugged him from behind. "Thank you," you whispered in his ear and kissed his cheek.

"I'm glad you finally got away from studying. Do you like what I play?

"Very" you sat down next to him and put your head on his shoulder "Can you play any more?" you asked.

Chris kissed your head and started playing again.

Now sitting close to him and the instrument, you could hear and feel the musician much more clearly than before. Dodger lay down on his bed near you and listened too. Your eyes immediately felt heavy. You closed them, but you tried to stay awake. He had time, music surrounded the space him. You had to admit that of the many talents Chris had, this one was one of your favorites.

"I think it's time to sleep, Princess" you nodded and you let him rise you from chair. You wrapped your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist, holding tight. "I guess I should start talking to you Koala" he laughed and you pressed your face against the hollow of his neck.

After a warm shower and putting on something to sleep, you both cuddled into each other, or rather you into Chris not allowing a minimum of a gap between your bodies. Even though you had an important exam tomorrow, you felt calm and knew that you would do well tomorrow.

THURSDAY

Quick update: there was no exam because it turned out that the lecturer did not have time to prepare the questions. You were relieved, but you were also furious because you could spend this time with your beloved men. However, you will not turn back the time, and what was now mattered. 

You sat snuggled up to Chris on the couch in his mom's living room and watched as two pupies and Dodger attacked Scott on the floor. You tried not to laugh because you knew the video would end up on Instagram, but you really couldn't help but see this scene. Even Stella giggled and watched the whole thing happen. You put your cheek to Chris's shoulder when he finished recording.

"All right?" he whispered to you, seeing your eyes freeze at one point, you were thinking something

"Yes. I'm just happy. Thank you for taking me with you to your mother's Thanksgiving. Maybe I shouldn't, but I feel like I'm surrounded by my family."

"How could I not take you with me," he said in an offended tone. The invitation was obvious to him and he saw no other scenario for the day. "Honey, you shouldn't feel bad about being comfortable with my family. On the contrary, I'm glad you feel that way. It means a lot to me. And I can assure you that they also treat you like a family member." he kissed you on the lips to which you heard "ugh!" and laughed seeing Stelle covering her eyes.

 Later that same day

You, Chris, Scott, and Dodger came back to Chris's house. All the way you couldn't stop laughing at the guys whining about eating too much.

As soon as you entered the house, the three men took their place on the couch in front of the TV. You rolled your eyes and being a good girlfriend, you went to the fridge for a beer.

"What have I done to deserve you," Chris said, taking a cold bottle of amber drink from you.

"Don't get used to it too much" you kissed him, "I'm going to take a shower" you add and disappeared down the hall.

"Don't you dare to let her go," said Scott, being sure you couldn't hear "If you do, I’m gonna kick your American ass." he took a sip.

"Funny." Chris laughed, "Don't worry, I'm not going to let her go."

Getting more comfortable after showering, you put on leggings and Chris's hoodie. Completely unaware that a trap awaits you as soon as you exit the master bedroom. 

You've been moving around Chris's house by heart. So instead of looking straight ahead, you looked at the phone. Chris and Scott were standing behind the wall so that you couldn't see them and both of them, with video recording, waiting for you. After a while, they heard your footsteps and they both looked at each other. Chris showed three fingers as he counted. 3... 2 ... 1 ...

"Y / N !!!" they both shouted giving you a heart attack.

"Aaaaaaaaaa ... !!!" you screamed, terrified, and you jumped up and you slipped and fell. Chris grabbed you at the last minute and pulled you close. "Are you crazy ?!" you snarled.

Your heart was beating dangerously fast in your chest, your breathing couldn't slow down. Both guys were laughing when you thought you were having a heart attack.

"I'm sorry, Princess, but you were the only one I hadn't scared off yet." 

"Be careful I don't scare you, you asshole," you threatened by hitting him on the chest. "How old are you? 5?"

"Oh, don't say you haven't got used to our childish behavior yet." Scott smiled at which you rolled your eyes. 

"Sorry," Chris repeated and kissed the top of your head.

"You guys are so cute," commented Scott.

"That goes for you, Scott too. You both are on my blacklist," you narrowed your eyes.

Chris hugged you tighter, feeling your heart beating fast. You hugged him, cuddling up to him and trying to calm down.

About an hour later you managed to play on them and scare them. In both cases you recorded everything and with a smile on your face, pleased with yourself, sent them the video, which they both later uploaded to Instagram. 

[lawandordersvu1234]

YOU TASTE LIKE CANOLI

Carisi x reader

Warning: Smut just pure filthy smut and some Italian too. Translations will be in the story.

You were a mentee for Carisi for a few months. Having graduated from Harvard law school and moving up to New York. You have always wanted to be a ada it was a dream of yours for a long LONG time and with Carisi by your side there was nothing that could go wrong. One day you noticed Carisi downing some pepto bismol. Your eyebrows furrowed in worry as you walked over to him.

“Hey, are- are you ok.” You said as she tilted her head at him

“Yea Yea I’m fine, I’m just worried about this sir Toby case. It is eating me alive this case. I wanna make sure I don’t let those victims down.” He said as he closed the cap to the bottle of pink stuff.

“Hey.... you are going to do great. You will win this case Dom. I believe in you.” You said as you touched his face. “Hey how about we go out and have some fun hm? Loosen up?” You grabbed his hand and he looked at you worried but he kept his cool as he stumbled out of his chair and grabbed his coat. You both walked to the nearest dive bar and sat down at the table smiled the waiter came over and you ordered some shot and the waiter went to get them. You rested your hand on your face smiling at him and he looked down shyly.

“What are you so shy about handsome.” Carisi looked up at you and smiled lightly

“ah it’s nothing-”

“no no no- tell me.”

You touched his hand as his face went red as a tomato and he looked at you biting his lip.

“It’s nothing (Y/N)”

You pouted as the waiter came back with your shots and you both started to down theming by one. A few hours later you and Carisi were a giggling mess. He then fumbled around for his wallet so that he could pay but you beat him to it smirking.

“Walk me home pretty boy?” You got up and grabbed your coat as Carisi got up as well and put it on you and you both were out of the bar quickly. Your apartment was about 3 blocks down from the dive bar. As you went into your pocket to find your keys Carisi turned you around and he just looked at you and admired you. Yes he was mentoring you about being a ada, yes sometimes he would stare at your ass when you were destroying a suspect on stand in trial. He may or may even not have dreams about you. He wanted to keep things professional not mess things up but he couldn’t take it anymore. You looked back and him biting you lip and in a blink of an eye his lips were on yours as you felt yourself letting go as you kissed him back. You liked him for the longest time possible you fumbled with the doorknob as the door flew open and both of you stumbling inside and Carisi slamming the door with his foot. He started to kiss you aggressively as you started to shrugged off his coat. You pulled away for air as he spoke something in Italian

“Dio sei così bella, così perfetta, te l'ho mai detto?” (god you are so beautiful, so perfect, did i ever tell you that?) he asked as he pulled you closer to him. The Italian threw you off tremendously but you understood what he said as you threw some back at him to surprise him. “che ne dici se smetti di parlare e inizi a fregarmi. allora puoi vedere la mia bellezza vicino bello.” (how about you stop talking and start screwing me. then you can see my beauty up close handsome.) Carisi growled at the response and he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. You squealed and giggled as he laid you on the bed gently and got on top of you and kissed you deeply. You kicked your shoes off as he kicked his off too. He then flipped you as you were on top of him looking at him with full blown lust in your eyes.

“mi fisserai o mi fotterai senza senso amore mio?” (are you gonna stare at me or you gonna fuck me senseless my love?) he asked as he fiddled with your pants you swatted his hand away and smirked lightly as you kissed him deeply. “Mmm I’m in control.” You said as you straddled his hips and he bit his lip as you slowly started to grind on him. He moaned lightly hitting his head against the pillow panting heavily as you went a little faster “cazzo, ti senti così bene ... dio non fermarti. non fermarti, cazzo!” (fuck- you feel so good...god dont stop. dont fucking stop! ) you moaned lightly not because he felt good under you, but the Italian is driving you crazy. Oh shit the way he is moaning and speaking Italian has gotten you super wet. “cavalcami bambina cavalcami finché non vedo le stelle” ( ride me baby girl ride me till i see stars) you took of yours pants and your thing as you went down on him. You both moaned loudly as you began to ride him bouncing up and down on him. “Fuck! Fuck! Dom!” You realized you said his first name and he just growled and went faster. “ti piace che ti fotto la tua fica stretta? hm? ti piace che parli italiano? hm principessa? cazzo sono così vicino” ( you like me fucking your tight cunt? hm? you like me speaking italian? hm princess? fuck i am so close-) After that he flipped you over and pulled out of you and he went down on you eating you out. You moaned loudly as you arched you back off the bed. God this man is making you feel things you have never felt when you are with another guy. A few more licks later you came in his mouth and he licked all of your juices up. “Mmm ya know ya taste like canoli?” You looked down at him and chuckled lightly confused “I never heard you say that before Sonny.” He chuckled and wiped his mouth as you crawled over to him and looked at him, smirking . “now let’s see if you taste like Canoli.”

WHEW CHILLE THAT WAS- WHEW

[evening-starlight]

Chances {Chapter Seventeen}

Last Part for tonight, Loves. Spicyish ending

Master List

Cookie Dough

Word Count: 1577

    It was nearing the end of August when Jared reared his ugly head again. I thought I had gotten away from him once I was with Tom, but that was incredibly naïve of me.

    I shuffle through the studio, nose in my songbook while I hum to another bonus song our producer wanted on the album. We were so close to finishing the project, and tensions were high. Although this album was similar to our first one, it was seemingly harder to complete. Everyone wanted to get in perfect.

    A pair of arms wrap around me, immediately kissing on my neck. I giggle, assuming it was Tom who came to surprise me. "I thought you were on set today, Babe."

    "I wanted to come surprise you, Doll." In an instant, I smack Jared in the face with the book, turning around to confront him. "What? Not a pleasant one?" His signature sinister smirk sits smugly on his lips.

    "I'm with Tom now, Jared. You need to leave me alone." Jared steps closer.

    "I bet he can't please you like I do, Doll. Does he get those screaming orgasms out of you? Make you wither underneath him like the fucking exorcist?" I could throw up with the vulgar language Jared uses. "I bet one night with me, and you'll be back."

    I use my book to hit Jared back again as he advances. "You're a fucking pervert, Jared. It doesn't matter if Tom and I have had sex or not." Jared's eyes glisten with mischievous intent.

    "I know you better than that, Doll. You haven't had sex yet, have you?" I stand there like a mouse caught in the cat's paws. "Oh my God, you haven't," I blush at his exclamation. "It's because you're afraid no one will please you the way I do, huh, Doll?"

    As if saved by the bell, Robbie walks out of the studio. He immediately stands in front of me to protect me. "Fuck off, Jared. You're not welcomed here." Jared backs up with his hands up in defense.

    "Was just making polite conversation, Robbie." Although Jared is addressing Robbie, he looks at me. "I'll see you later, Doll." And with that, Jared leaves like nothing happened, his specialty.

    Robbie takes one look at me and knows something is wrong. "What'd he say? Do I have to beat him up?" He asks while rushing me into the studio room where everyone is, except the producer who made us come in. Prick.

    "He found out Tom, and I haven't slept together yet." I can feel the three shocked looks on me before I see them. "I didn't tell him," I defend. "He just knows fucking everything." Heather shakes her head.

    "I think we're all just shocked that you haven't slept with him yet. He's Tom fucking Hiddleston. I, personally, would have taken him the first time I laid eyes on him if he wasn't with you."

    "Remind me to stop bringing him by you," I note aloud. "It's just never come up. Everything is so perfect as it is, and I don't want to change that. We're not basing our relationship off of sex."

    "What if he belts like a sheep every time he orgasms?" Robbie asks.

    "What? Like you do?" Naomi quips, bringing smiles to all our faces. "Don't rush it. It'll happen when it's supposed to happen, Stell. If he's as perfect as you make him out to be, he'll wait for you to be ready."

    "But what if I can't... you know?" I ask, sitting on the arm of the couch.

    "Is that why you haven't?" Heather asks. I nod sheepishly. "Okay, and? So what? It's normal not to the first time with someone new. Especially with someone you like this much."

    "But what if he has an absolutely massive God dong?" Robbie jokes, sassy smile in play. "You don't want to miss out on that. I might have to get a hall pass with Nomi if that's true." I laugh when Naomi tosses a pillow at Robbie's face. "I'm just saying! Why do you get Brad Pitt, but I can't have Tom Hiddleston?"

    "Because we know Tom now, idiot. Hall passes are for people we'll never meet." Naomi defends. "And you already used your hall pass on Leonardo DiCaprio."

    The rest of the studio day goes by in a blur, covered in the anxiety of what's wrong with me. Why don't I want to have sex with Tom? I mean, I do. I just don't want to mess up, I guess. I don't want to make a fool of myself in bed and have Tom hold that over me. Does Tom even want to have sex with me? He's never made a move to. Maybe he's waiting for me to make the first move?

    I walk into Tom's house with heavy anxiety weighing on my shoulders, only to be lifted when I smell Tom's excellent baking and hear him singing one of my songs. I stand in the doorway, enjoying the view of Tom with a flour-covered apron on, singing his heart out with me. He makes a double-take when his eyes scan over me, blushing immediately and asking the Amazon Alexa to pause his music. "I didn't know you were such a simp, Tommy," I joke as I walk over to him.

    He gives me a small peck when I reach him. "What can I say? I love my girlfriend, and I love her music."

    "I thought you were on set all day," I remark as I take a seat at his kitchen island.

    "Technical issues, so you get me all week, Love." I smile at the thought. "I was going to have some cookies ready for you when you got home, but I reckon I didn't time it correct."

    "This view is totally better." Tom does a little twirl in his apron to show off his flour-covered self. "How'd you get so messy, Babe?" He points accusingly at a horribly opened bag of flour.

    "That twat." He answers, disdain evident in his voice. "Absolutely exploded on me. I just finished cleaning it up when I saw you." I giggle at his theatrical explanation. I watch in wonder as he continues to mix another batch of cookies, telling me about his day. The way his muscles move under his white t-shirt and the way he licks his lips every few sentences stir something inside me.

    It isn't until he bends over to get the cookies out of the oven, perfect ass on display, that I ask what's been weighing on me all day. "Why haven't we had sex?" I ask bluntly, causing Tom to nearly drop the hot cooking sheet.

    Tom turns around to look at me once he has it settled on the stovetop. "Do you want to?"

    I avoid his gaze, opting to look at my fidgeting fingers on the counter. "I dunno," I manage. Tom makes his way around the island, using a flour-free finger to lift my head up.

    "Where's this coming from, Love? Not that I mind, but we've not talked about it previously. You're also avoiding me." I sigh, knowing it's useless to deny anything with Tom. He can read me like an open book.

    "Jared surprised me at the studio today." I watch Tom's jaw clench. "And he sniffed out that we haven't been together yet, and I'm just anxious, I guess." Tom leans on the counter next to me, crossing his arms over his chest. Those fucking muscles could start and end wars.

    "What are you anxious about, Love?" I shift my attention to the counter again, not wanting to see his reaction to my absurd anxieties.

    "That you don't find me attractive enough to have sex, or that I won't... finish." Tom rests a hand on my shoulder, waiting for me to look up at him. When I do, he smiles at me.

    "Stella, of course, I want to have sex with you. You are the most amazingly wonderful woman I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I was waiting for you to be ready. I wasn't going to rush you into something so intimate. If you'd like, I can finish here, and we can try?" Tom offers, shifting from foot to foot.

    "No rush. I love watching you cook," I wink. Tom chuckles and goes back to his baking, making extremely obvious moves that could be taken sexually, with or without context. "Now you're just teasing me, Hiddleston." I laugh as he licks the mixing paddle clean. "And you're not giving me a taste like a twat."

    Tom strolls over to me, purposely swaying his hips in what I think is supposed to be seductive, but I can't hold in my laugh. He holds my face gently, pressing his dough-covered lips to mine gently. I can taste the raw dough as he slips his tongue in my mouth, holding the back of my neck to deepen the make out.

    Tom is currently reading over my shoulder and making me stop there. Apparently, it's unclassy to write about your sex life. I did audibly roll my eyes at him. Like I'm a classy bitch? Maybe I'll put a poll on my story to see if I can persuade Tom. I know you guys are just thirsty for my man. I don't blame you; I am too. So we'll see if I get to write some steamy hot sex next chapter.

Taglist: @queenofallhobos​

[stellocchia]

OMG YOU REMEMBER THE AU WHERE TOMMYS A RACCOONDOG SHAPESHIFTER WHO SHAPESHIFTS WITHOUT CONTROL WHENEVER HE GETS STRESSED?

THAT. PROMPT. PLEASE STELL. PLEASE.

YES!

Oh boy if I remember that AU, I absolutely loved it! It's like, it's just perfect. Absolutely perfect.

The first time it happened Tommy was in Pogtopia. His brother was yelling at him that he would never be president and he didn't even want to be but it hurt. Prime it hurt.

He could hear his heart beating loudly in his own ears and his throat constricting. He was scared.

That was when a cloud of white smoke enveloped him and, suddenly, Wilbur considerably grew in size. With a quick look around himself, he realized that it was much more likely that he shrunk instead since everything else seemed to be much bigger as well.

Wilbur stuttered and his spiel came to a stop. "Tommy, what the fuck?".

Tommy looked down at himself finding a thick layer of dark grey fur instead of his body. He looked back up at Wilbur crossing his small furry arms "I think I panic transformed into a furry".

Wilbur blinked once, then again. Suddenly he turned on his heels and headed for his room. "You know, I think I need a nap. I haven't slept in the last few days".

Tommy was still a furry little critter but he sure was glad that his brother was finally taking care of himself. And he was back to himself soon enough, once he'd calmed down.

It happened another few times while he stayed down in the ravine and it was normally triggered by Wilbur being a dick. It did help though, as soon enough Wilbur gave up on giving Tommy his speeches, choosing instead to write them down on some paper and pin them to the wall so Tommy could read them at his own pace.

The next notable occasion was when Dream was professing how he cared about nothing but Tommy's discs. It was really awkward as Dream stopped talking and refused to continue until Tommy turned human again.

"I can't exactly calm down in these conditions can I?!" Tommy yelled after they'd been waiting for about an hour and a half "Just keep going and get it over with".

Dream shook his head. "Would it help if I promise not to yell?" he asked after another while. Tommy shrugged.

In the end, they had to pick the whole thing up a day later. Apparently, the stress of the whole situation had really caught up with Tommy because he was still a raccoon dog when he went to sleep.

Unsurprisingly, he spent most of his exile as a raccoon dog as well. It did help though because any time Dream was about to hit him with his axe he'd shift and the hit would miss and Dream always refused to do anything when he was in his other form aside from holding him a bit too tightly in his arms.

The next notable time, however, was on Doomsday. Techno was doing a lot of yelling and very little listening and the only home Tommy had ever known was going up in flames. Really it was inevitable.

It did have comedic timing apparently though, as the moment his transformation decided to take place was right after Techno had yelled "I'm a person!". Tommy had wanted to reply with 'You are, but we are too' but he only managed to get the first part out before a cloud of white smoke enveloped him.

In a stroke of comedic genius, Tommy changed his response midway into "You are, sucks for you" instead. It did get the reaction he was hoping for as Techno startled and was apparently unable to find a proper response.

They stared at each other in silence until Tommy turned back into a human again. "Well, anyway, gonna go on the obsidian to kick Dream's ass. See you never loser".

Honestly, maybe he could use this ability to his advantage...

[yuissamidare]

Send you a character? DANA of course!!!

anon you are a benevolent god

send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them: oh my god. oh my god. anon are you ready for an essay. i don’t even know how to describe how it... dana’s not the type of character that’s usually my type so i was Extremely confused myself when i started getting so Excited to see her... she stole my heart without me noticing. i thought i’d be neutral on her at first bc she’s such a rough and brash and vulgar character but... something i noticed a really early on is how hard she works and how much she loves and cares for others, despite her brashness. shes spiteful and petty and rude and yet is still doing whatever she can to yank the world in the direction of Slightly Less Shitty. she’s the woman who’s monstrous to the monsters and she’s so proud of that, and i love that about her!! hubris is so sexy

like... dana just Gives A Fuck about people. she cares about the people around her and the people not around her, Just Because they’re people who love others too, that dance and sing and cry. because somehow, against all odds, the world is worth it and it’s not like she can fuck off somewhere else. but she’s always well aware that the worlds always been on fire and sometimes Being Nice doesn’t cut it in the real world if you want to survive. sometimes when you fight, you don’t win; believing in a noble cause doesn’t mean you’ll prevail; sometimes people won’t change despite how many chances you give them. it’s nice to believe otherwise but sometimes the Nice Thing isn’t always the Right Thing if you know what I mean. (its 3 am im babbling so idk if this makes sense)  you just gotta grit your teeth, bear the heat, dig your heels into the dirt and keep going. and isn’t that shitty? isn’t that infuriating?? don’t you hate that?? dana sure does, and she channels that into helping others bc there’s a lot you can do when you’re a stubborn motherfucker who refuses to die.

for dana, i think, work is never finished and will never Be finished, because there’s no such thing as winning forever, and i think that’s something she had to learn the hard way - bc sometimes the best we can hope for is five minutes of peace - but even then, the fight itself for a future where people aren’t so monstrous to each other is worth it to her. there’s no end to her work and it’s not like she’s doing it bc she’s a particularly noble or nice person. she just wants to help people. we always have a tomorrow and when tomorrow comes it’s another day to build a community and link arms with the people around you, bc entropy is real and it may be impossible to get rid of today, or tomorrow, or in ten years, but someday, so it’s important to her that she helps now, bc even if people aren’t great, even despite there being so many awful people, she chooses to believe in good and justice even if it’s not the Nice route that dune insists she takes. hope and strength come from the bonds we share with each other, holding hands in the dark. 

she’s the type to go ‘fuck you, i do what i want and protecting people is what i want; i want a world where everyone can stand side by side, a world where justice exists, a good world that i can live in. im going to put my faith in others and believe in that world, even if ive never seen it, even if ill never see it.’ she does shitty, exhausting, backbreaking work and it never ever ends, and it’s not what she signed up for when she became a hero. it doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full, but that there’s water in the glass at all, and as long as there’s that, she’ll make it as hard as she can for the world to tear her down! if there’s no light at the end of the tunnel, she’ll bring her own matches!! if no one’s going to speak for others, she’ll be the one to scream in their stead!! 

least favorite thing about them: I can’t read suddenly what does this say. listen... dana has many, many, many, many flaws but they all contribute to why i love her

favorite line: oh there are so many she’s hilarious... but... “if there are people around never hesitate to call for help, and if people need help go ahead and help them - that’s why people live together”.

brOTP: guineung... those fuckers love each other so much they’ve been stuck at the hip for eight years. they’re family. she has great interactions with no2 and dune too... and her and yeomho have a really good understanding of each other..... then there’s raptor and haze and stell. Let’s Say Everyone At Spoon

OTP: osudana... i compared it to the ‘ta ta tah ra ta’ dynamic but it’s not really like that?? dana is so sweet to him and she loves him because ‘hes a nice guy’... on the other hand osu pays so much attention to her, and i do think he loves her (honestly that part in 32 reads like osu thinks she doesn’t need Him anymore and wants him to leave and that’s a part of the reason he’s so upset) but he has a lot of shit to deal with concerning his health and his family and that’s a bit more pressing to him than romance, just like with dana she loves him but sometimes he has to take a drop on her priority list

nOTP: there’s no western fandom but i see medudana a lot in the eastern one... i get it gay rights but medusa is literally so mean to dana, she intentionally does shit to make her angry then openly talks about killing her n going she literally laughs at dana when she’s talking to naga about going to therapy for depression n anger management. if you want dana to date a girl bidan is right there, and severely underrated. also i know guineung is incredibly touchy with dana and they’re horribly co-dependent but no. 

random headcanon: the fact twitter says that she was timid as a kid, and that’s also repeated on the korean wiki so that’s canon so like... i feel like dune was her first genuine friend and the first person to tell her it’s okay to be angry and to have feelings, and not force herself to act in the way her mother wants. i think dune is the only person she’ll let herself cry in front of too, bc he won’t demote her to ‘child that needs to be soothed’ he lets her feel her emotions and doesn’t treat her like she’s falling apart when she needs time to herself to let her be vulnerable... i love dune.

unpopular opinion: me and @ryangha are the only ones here from what i know so all my opinions are valid.

song i associate with them: this cover makes me think of osudana and this is dana in general 

favorite picture of them: this question in particular is going to kill me dana radiates such sexy in every panel she’s in how can i choose...

like... if i had to choose it would be this!!

danas not a gentle or soothing person, but people love and respect her and depend on her nonetheless because she’s so genuine. raptors someone who hides her negative emotions and the fact that she reaches out to dana to get comfort from dana after her the death of someone she loves dearly shows how much everyone means to her and how much she means to them (not to mention she check up on every employee after this?? and is dealing with the press beating her ass?? godtier. the perfect woman)