#BHP is exorcising babies in Witcher III right now
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The Quarantine Diaries - Day 36
The Quarantine Diaries – Day 36
I have come to the conclusion that there is a Monday Michelle and she is a raging and totally unrepentant bitch. Today was another Monday marked by me mentally cursing out my yoga and meditation teachers….okay, fine, some of it was out loud, too. There is just something about Mondays that twists everything inside me and just makes me want to throttle someone. Again, you would think two rounds of…
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#Ahhhhh now I am thinking about that death metal concert we went to#ALL THE FEELINGS#BHP is exorcising babies in Witcher III right now#BHP&039;s brother looks super confused every time I try to say anything in Portuguese#But I only speak French around people who can&039;t understand me#can you even imagine drowning in leaves?#Do not watch TV around Michelle#futebol#GAME OF THRONES SUCKS#He is ignoring the random cackles and snippets of songs coming from behind him#Hence why I only know swear words in Portuguese#I abuse language#I am a super narcissistic zoomer#I am always bringing my focus back to everyone else on the phone call#I AM SO PRETTY HOW CAN I NOT LOOK AT ME?!?!?!?#I am terrified of speaking French in front of francophones#I am watching myself 98% of the time I am on a video chat#I cry at cereal commercials#I cry during commercials#I cry over anything#I do actually speak a smattering of French#I have a lot of feelings#I SAID IT#I was traumatized by my French teacher in high school#I would not want to be in a back alley with Monday Michelle#In my defense - Game of Thrones SUCKS#It doesn&039;t help that for a while I would only use tudo when I was supposed to say muito#It&039;s a struggle#Like meditation#Michelle ruins everything
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