#BIGGEST PHAN

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Violet! Wow! It's so cool to see you on here! You're the newest member,right? Is the rumor true that you're a gymnast?

...I hope the training for that is uh... humane.

Aaaanyway... thanks for keeping us all safe!

-@phansiteofficial

Oh hi! JOKER-senpai told me about you! Mishima-senpai, right? Thank you for your hard work on the phansite. :-)

Yes, I am the newest member! I need to try hard to keep up with everyone else.. thankfully JOKER and CROW-senpai are like my personal trainers, haha... one is so kind and the other is.. CROW-senpai. But both of them have taught me so much. I'm very grateful.

And yes, wow! I never thought a rumor like that would spread so quickly... you guys are impressive. I am a gymnast, yes. No one very big or impressive yet, but my dream is to become recognized one day... it's something personal, sorry. And ahha, don't worry! I'm perfectly fine. In fact I need to do even more. Thank you for the kind words, though, Mishima-senpai.

And of course. It feels.. a bit weird to hear that, since it hasn't been long since I joined but. I will try my best, I promise. I won't let anyone down. - VIOLET

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[amazingbaboon]

dan's first video / dan's latest video ;_;

[amid-fandoms]

the different reactions to phil underestimating himself pre- and post-coming out... i need to lay down for a month

[it-wasntaphase]

still thinking about the way phil’s face turned bright pink and he lost the ability to form words immediately upon seeing sister daniel

[ahappydnp]

this might be too much of a deep lore question but i figured who would know better thank you if anyone: did they say somewhere or is it established that Phil was meant to join Dans tour in Australia but then randomly couldn’t because he had health issues/migraines?? And if so where did they say that bc i’ve read this in like 3 fics and would love to know the backstory hahaha <3 thank u

hiii they did talk about phil planning to tag along to the australian leg/some of europe "for a free holiday" (18:25) in october 2022. phil also joked tweeting about going to a canada show as well so it definitely seems like they were planning on phil attending more than just the one show

in january 2023 (right before the aus leg of the tour) he mentioned that his dizziness/vestibular migraines issue had gotten worse and he had been seeing specialists/taking new meds (1:34) and that he couldn't fly

the worst part is the last show of the AUS/NZ leg was on january 28th (two days before phil's birthday) so they definitely planned on staying and having a little holiday before the EU leg started (especially as they both really love it there and had a special holiday in australia previously during ii). dan ended up immediately flying home to london after the show for phil's birthday on the 30th

[locamotivednp]

Having a dnp blog really keeps me humble, you know. Hard to be an elitist bitch while knowing I run a tumblr phannie blog.

[dandp]

[viewerspookyhappenings]

oh it’s so phover for me

[obv10usly]

If you are seeing dan this weekend, please be extra nice to him. remember he’s just this little poorly catboy being left to entertain the world alone 🥺

[phregnancy]

brit award angles

[notthephantomthievesreal]

PLEASE DON'T EXPLODE!! Uhhh let's see... what's your guys' favorite snack item?

.....I'm a little hung up on the sleepover talk!

-@phansiteofficial

HI sorry as we said SOMEONE kinda forgot the password to this cute blog. Not me. ANYWAYS hi mr admin ^^

uhh!! i like potato chips..!! i also like to eat cut fruit and vegetables sometimes and ORACLE keeps making fun of me : ((- JOKER

yeah yeah we all know ur like a little rabbit with your lettuce and stuff. anyways i like ANYTHING SWEET !!! pockys are awesome - ORACLE

anything edible is good. i guess i AM a bit partial to crunchy foods..- FOX

chips and soda!! - SKULL

sweet pastries and anything chocolate! - PANTHER

I quite enjoy cookies with a side of tea.. especially butter ones. - NOIR

beef jerky or fish flakes.. - MONA

ah.. i rarely snack between meals but... i do enjoy some cookies from time to time. - QUEEN

This is a secret, but i have quite the sweet tooth. ^^ anything with disgusting amounts of sugar will do nicely. - CROW

are you gonna send us something mr admin??! :D - SKULL

[acolyteszn]

dan's jealously against every fictional spouse/partner phil makes up will never not be funny

[phanchester]

[amid-fandoms]

Dan and Phil are not prepared for the shift in the phandom during these upcoming meet and greets. All of their meet and greets before were with an audience really focused more on Dan and unfortunately repeatedly shoved Phil to the side during photos and interactions, some going as far as to repeatedly hit on Dan and give Dan their numbers. Now it will be a lot of lesbians proposing to Phil and begging him to wear skirts. It’s Dan’s turn to third wheel

while tatinof definitely had some problematic instances like that, i think ii it was pretty levelled, m&g’s there seemed a lot more balanced with fans being a) more grown up and b) a lot more enthusiastic to see both of them! both ii and tit have one thing in common as well - phil sporting a new hairstyle, therefore having more confidence and making people act up, which will most likely be prevalent this time around too and surely doubled down, knowing how we get

me personally, i think phil deserves more attention and love not only because he hasn’t seen us in a much longer time than dan with wad, but also because of the big health scare from last month. they aren’t taking anything for granted anymore but neither should we. i hope people have to get dragged back by their necks like puppies in order to let go of him. i hope he gets smothered in hugs and praise and love

[yonpote]

"what is the difference between a board game person and a board game gay?"

"you know it. you know it in your heart."