#BLEASE make it stop

[soft--dogs]

sorry i took too many commissions and got scared again ;w;

[redrosydiaz]

NOOOOOO NOT THE RETURN OF THE TERRIBLE AMERICAN ACCENT 😩😩😩😩

[mystrothedefender]

Oh god it's happening!! [Undergoes a jekyll and hyde style transformation scene but at the end I'm still me just horny]

Oh god it's happening!! [Undergoes a jekyll and hyde style transformation scene but at the end I'm still me just slightly sadder]

[fox-guardian]

i am going to pet sam on his silly little head i love him so much. ough.

[etherealspacejelly]

currently having a problem where i cant stop calling people babygirl. like. mutuals on here. but i dont say it to your faces because i dont know whos comfortable with that and who isnt. so im just sitting here in my head going 'omg hey babygirl' but i censor it when i actually type it out. if that makes any sense

anyways. like this post if i can call you babygirl (in a completely platonic and gender neutral way of course)

[adulthumanproblem]

I reload my desktop Tumblr tab and finally see it

Please tell me the circles are an April Fools joke???

[angrywarrior69]

Whoever is feeding you headcanons they perceive to be true is lying. Whoever is feeding you headcanons they perceive to be true is wrong.

[insecateur]

it's funny bc on the one hand i genuinely don't really care if people dislike me or find me off-putting, but on the other hand i am very well attuned to people disliking me or finding me off-putting, which means i'm constantly in this weird position of like. i can tell you don't like me for whatever reason, and i don't really care that much about it, but also this is kind of making things awkward for everybody else and i wish there was a way to stop it that wasn't just me fucking off somewhere else.

ah well.

[hiddenbeks]

so many thoughts abt how schewpid the jedi council is in kotor but also not sure if i should write abt any of them before i finish the game because it's entirely possible that i'm still missing some critical information,

[stonerzelda]

i always considered myself a fem version of the kiefster and i will continue to delude myself about this

[janetfraisersmassivestrap]

BLEASE tell me I dont need to teach nmr

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[unnonexistence]

does anyone have favourite recipes for like... bean or chickpea salads? i tried one with chickpeas recently but it turned out sad & flavourless.

[harpsichore]

I’m off the mountain

[thediistortiion]

ok but he stopped doing that by the time it was helens turn to be door. he went from words to whole statements

"oh archivist..... what have you done now.....? its almost sad to see you like this.......... almost"

helen distortion talks semi normally but michael distortion talks like he is putting commas in his dialogue that shouldnt be there

[headcanon-everything]

on my knees begging for skips scraps and/or luke nukem crumbs........ blease........ my crops wither.......

ooooh yes I don't see much about them either (even tho skips is? literally darkness?? why isn't Tumblr all over it)

Luke Nukem Headcanons

sometimes talks so fast he doesn't realize he says it until it's already out his mouth

goes through a LOT of hairgel

this man is a LITTLE SPOON and I'm RIGHT

he'll just never ask for it

red is his natural colour but he dyes it to be more vibrant

his body temperature is pretty average. You could even call it LUKEWARM-

okay I'll stop

but anyways, he doesn't run hot or cold really

isn't very good at music but likes listening to whatever's on the radio

I haven't played his route yet so this is all I have at the moment, sorry!

xxXShadowlord420Xxx Headcanons

has light sensitivity; he's a literal shadow, the light hurts his eyes

bc of this, he is prone to migraines

has INSANE hair volume, that hair is thick (and probably has styling damage so it's a little crunchy ajdhsjaja)

^because of that, he gets overheated pretty easily as well

"hoes don't get cold" mentality but the opposite "emos don't get heatstroke"

he says while actively sweating when it's 90+ degrees out while wearing full black and all the accessories

if he's ever allowed to play a game with Chance, it becomes the most theatrical thing you've ever witnessed

(Chance's dream team is Skips, Chairemi, and Artt)

Likes listening to Chairemi's plays, but won't actually come over to watch until he gets a little more confident

Pierce the Veil is his favourite band (although his version is a band made up of sharp utensils rather than what the human version is)

gets jealous easily, platonic or otherwise, but in a sad and will isolate himself kinda way

he's really lonely and is afraid to make new friends; gets a lot better about the jealousy once he's able to be out there and make his own

I'll have to make another list with just Skips later; he's so silly but I wanted the list to be even