GUYS??!?!?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT???,???????
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theater professors will park so close to you even though your parking job is so so perfect and then hit the side of your car with their backseat door hard enough that you can feel the impact from the drivers seat
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You didn't have to be so rude . Anyway , you literally have an entire tag just for both of you , with hearts , an obviously romantic thing . I was just saying you guys would look cute together , Jeez.
@officialinvisibleanon
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“hey bestie, remember when we were younger and super fucking misogynistic and we thought girls were stupid and lame? lol, so that was wrong and i’m gonna get married to the coolest girl ever. anyway, i hope this doesn’t shock you so bad that you die in the middle of the battlefield from it. byeeeeeeee”
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okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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like… is this not a concern…. that this woman is vehemently protesting (and, like, not lying either? barring the “innocent” part, but one can argue that she is innocent of what she’s being accused of in this very moment) but nobody is listening to her because some rich guy said otherwise? i know it’s 1913, but pride & prejudice came out 100 years before then and handled women in that time period with so much more grace and understanding….
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