#Bernard is always one “is this guy bothering you babe” away from biting

[thebirdsandthebats]

Tim, about a dangerous mission that’s starting to bleed into his personal life: I just…I can’t let Bernard get caught up in this.

Dick: you’re worried about him, huh?

Steph: aww, he’ll be okay Tim—

Tim, dead-serious: no. because Bernard tries to pick a fight with anyone he thinks is hurting my feelings with zero regard for their size or skill set. I genuinely think he’d try to fight a supervillain if he thought one was bothering me.