idk man i think a brocedes professional poker player au would be 1) really funny and 2) batshit insane. also a Big Money Sport. the stakes are crazy high. and it's alllllllll about mind games (literal poker faces!!!).
Nico is a known poker player (and is supposedly quite good)! Lewis played an online high rollers event. There's also this interview:
I know next to nothing about poker but think about it. The exorbitant amounts of money being thrown around. Rich people parties (poker player Nico's natural habitat). possible alcoholism. definite mental illness. idk about lewis but for nico i'm picturing him still being the champion's son but he's girlfailing his way through life (lowkey inspired by the excellent street racing cokehead nico AU) but it's okay because he's winning so much money!!! right??. the brocedes dynamic is gonna be so fucking scrumptious. poker is an every man for himself situation so it'll be intriguing to figure out a way to translate the teammate dynamic.
this is technically unrelated to brocedes but this video essay I saw last year (thanks Pandi <3) is basically all I know about poker and it's genuinely so so scary and insane (half an hour of watching grown men break down and have the worst time of their lives) and makes me think really normal brocedes thoughts. Thinking about the quotes "they play the best poker they can and poker does. not. care. about any of them", and "[he] refused to acknowledge the odds and the odds disappeared"...
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games with towns that you rebuild over the course of the story by completing quests or doing tasks my beloved
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Mary Moves Out (06x02)
Outfit 4
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If I was a cartoon character I think my default outfit for me in this era of my life would be my wine-red turtleneck and brown tweed blazer and high waisted dark wash jeans … which is also basically how I drew myself in my meet the artist self portrait… but also I think it would work as character design conveying my vibe of defaulting to teaching/leadership in a group setting. I will lecture given any opportunity. But also it’s a bi serve and I will be overdressed <3 and you get a little contrast with the heinous goofy shit I will say in relaxed circumstances
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Who: Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl Blossom
What: Zara Textured Double Breasted Blazer - 17,99 €
Where: 6x20 “Chapter One Hundred-and-Seventen: Return To Rivervale”
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are any of y’all real adults who know how to dress in formal business attire cus i’m going to be meeting some people high up in the govt and would like to not be the only one who didn’t dress appropriately
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WHERE: Social Media
WHEN: May 6, 2022
Alex Pery Hartford Satin Crepe Oversized Blazer - €2.160,00
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Bloom’s ‘fit: Pyrex Tears Hoodie, Pyrex Tears Shorts with DMP 6’s and Supreme SB Blazers
Meshes used: @nitropanic-ts4 @shoestopia
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At this point trying to shop for clothes is a dread. You want a simple cute dress or sumn and in store is empty, online is one hell of a gamble, you're in the larger end of the size chart so get ready for a hit-or-miss with styles and availability (bonus points for inaccurate size charts like an XL for a product basically being a M), sucky quality all over the place, lying descriptions, whole scams, charging hella money for a regular article of clothing, hell charging hella money for too-cheap-to-wear-for-five-minutes clothing. I cannot.
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Co-Worker: You look cute today!
Me: (wearing my cool designer blazer I got on consignment at a place in NYC) Thank you!!
Co-worker: Great blazer, what brand is it?
Me: (thinking...)....
Co-worker: Looks like Charter Club
Me:...
Me: It's uh Stella McCartney
Co-worker: Super cute!
Me: (insulted and kind of amused) Thanks :/
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been slowly rebuilding my working professional/professor wardrobe by buying different variations of the same long, fitted black dress
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