If Alice has a million haters, I’m one of them. If Alice has one hater, it’s me. If Alice has no haters, I have left this world.
Listen. I understand the mark of a good antagonist is that they can elicit a reaction from you and/or lead to an interesting story. I get that. My least favorite character should be someone that bores me (like any of the one-off characters in the fender bender episode). HOWEVER. Alice, driver of the When Hairy Met Smoothies (disgusting) truck, activates my bloodlust with her road raging horn. Oh boo-fucking-hoo “change is scawy,” she almost ran over a kid because she didn’t want to make a left turn. Her apology is shit. Her ideas are shit. Her attitude is shit.