#Boi and Grump

[daily-wecht]

Ninja Sex Party 15th Anniversary Concert

[spazoutloud]

🏕️Camping is inTENTse🔥

[justasuta]

i am making an image so that something that i desire may manifest in the real world. i want the game grumps and the watcher boys to be wacky in the same room.

Also everyone i draw from now one WILL be made into an animal because that's what i want to do and you can't stop me

[amethyst-crowns]

Eddie ft. my closet

day two: borrowed pjs

(tattoo inspo from this post by @strangersatellites ^)

[striped-soda]

yeah update i am going to draw only dan avidan and arin hanson for the rest of my life cool thanks

[crowwyrmm]

44 yr old man doesnt know how chess works

[story-courty]

My girl @galentir dropped this in my DMs this morning and I can't NOT share it! Midnights at Mona's Luke has NEVER looked this good! Thanks, love, for making this birthday so much sweeter! Love it!!!

[vaguelylikeabutt]

10 minute power hour patreon extras - s3e17 - “hair stylists”

[black-and-yellow]

[witha-grumpdang-whoosh]

// thanks dan for the new stim,, xD

[thewhimsyturtle]

My birthday means not just shellebratory noms and a party, but also time for my semiannual weigh-in and an update to my now annual growth chart! ⚖️

I lost weight again this summer!? At the beginning of April, I weighed 432 grams and more than 15 ounces! Now I have lost most of the weight I gained over the winter! 📉🤔

Mom isn't too worried, however. I have still gained weight since this time last year, and my shell is slightly bigger, too. My growth year over year is still trending consistently, with a gradual slowdown as my growth is starting to top out. Most importantly, I am still my usual bright-eyed, GRUMP-faced self with a healthy appetite! 😤🐢

Mom suspects what really happened is I gained too much weight over the winter and now I am at a more normal weight. This winter, I did move much less than usual (staring at Mom and Grandmom was more entertaining!), I ate more than usual, and I gained much more weight than usual. So Mom says I will be getting fewer treats this coming winter. No fair! 😫

[cartoonsbyandie]

Been listening to a bit of Game Grumps (Source) (Source)

[failing-to-write-again]

Couples who Sass together Stay together.

God could you imagine Reiji with an older sister type girl who also has all the passive aggressive sass and general lack of patience for people.

*Ayato on his bullshit trying to boss people around* "My love, I have to ask how you managed to be capable yet came from the same stock as... that." "I can't claim to have been cursed to be a child of Cordelia." *The look TM* "Let's not pretend Beatrix was an improvement, and you share a dad so my point still stands." *muttering* "They're not the same." "I see capable was too strong a word."

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*In class as girls try to get Reiji to 'help' them 'study'* "I must request you go to your class tutor with help for this assignment I am not available in the near future." "Oh, if it's because your girlfriend is insecure she really shouldn't have to worry." "I'm not. You'd have to be a threat for that." *gasp and offense and such* *Returning to reading a textbook* "Plus he's not an ass man so you can pull your skirt back down" *Reiji presumably whipped but also not able to outwardly laugh without creating an even bigger fuss*

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*One of the other brides crying to you about xyz over breakfast* *hushed* "I feel a headache coming on, you make paracetamol in that OSHA nightmare room of yours?" "A needle and thread would be a cheaper, more permanent solution dearest." *pause...* "Touche, but say that again and you'll be sleeping on the sofa." "You have your own separate room, and we still have rooms in excess." "Yet you still admit you won't sleep in your own bed if I tell you to leave it." *The glare TM* *Sassy pancake bite* *OG other bride who has been talking this whole time* "Do my problems mean nothing to you!?"

[homefryboy]

jokes dot com

(commissions open)

[littlemousywitch]

[palilious]

*shoves him in your face* LOOK AT MY SON [preesh to @yoteako for the sona/oc template]