tried to show Bing Bong how much of a gift he is. didn’t go so well. much aggression. 🥲
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Wesker when his partner insists on raising and keeping an abandoned baby kitten:
not at all inspired by the one i got to baby(cat?)sit 🥺🥺 Fic Directory
He finds the creature repugnant. This is, after all, nature running its course. The mother cat must have abandoned it for a reason.
"Your attempts to nurture it are in vain. The odds of one so young making it are slim." He tells you this several times.
Your persistence amuses him even though the disruptions to care for it become a nuisance.
One day, you convince him to hold it. His hand is far larger than the kitten's body and it has ample room to squirm about, mewing pathetically.
The creature is merely a week old- if that.
On the outside, he is cool and composed- borderline uninterested. On the inside? Maybe it is a tad... endearing.
As the kitten grows, so does its affinity for Wesker.
It loves to pounce his boot and climb up his legs. You always find it so incredibly precious even if he merely removes it and drops it in your lap without a word.
Wesker is the textbook definition of "didn't want the cat but would destroy someone for even looking at it wrong."
You're almost jealous of how much it likes him, though you can't deny the sight of your little fuzzy friend curled up on Albert's lap, purring contently, warms your heart.
You have to hold back your giggles when the highest quality cat trees, toys, treats, and food begin appearing in your home.
He would absolutely never admit it, but Wesker genuinely grows to love the cat.
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Everyone needs a Cake in their life
[ID under the cut!]
[ID: first panel- Fionna and Cake are sitting on Fionna’s bed in her apartment. Cake’s hand is a fishing pole and she’s “wearing” a cute little fishing cap. She’s using it to fish for something next to the bed. Fionna sits next to Cake with a pained expression saying “IDK Cake… what if my friends don’t really like me and they’re all just.. playing along?” Panel 2- Cake uses her fishing rod arm to “pull up” a fake Fionna brain. It’s got little bunny ears on it. Cake says “Girl, get your mid outta the gutter.” Below you can see a bunch of junk that she was presumably “fishing” for. Including a record sleeve that says “The Tower”, several cans of Porp, empty estrogen bottles, an N64 cartridge that says “Kompy 64” and a bong. Panel 3- Closeup on Cakes face. She has a disgusted expression and says “It’s dirty in there…” with heavy shading. Panel 4- Cake uses her fishing pole had to point at Fionna’s face and says “You’re WONDERFUL and your friends are LUCKY to have you!” Fionna has her arms up with a bittersweet expression and says “Okay, okay..”. End ID]
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