#Boruto Uzumaki (kid)

[caelumforge]

Macaroni and cheese :)

[thelavendersunlight-64]

[yugiohz]

:DDD

[shunshinstan]

Naruto edits in the year of our lord 2023

AKA my boruto parentage headcanons/'fix-it's

1. Ino-Shika-Cho

I love Chouchou with all my heart, she is perfect. Inojin comes in two variants: SakuIno and SakuInoSai. Shikadai is Shikamaru and Neji's child, or for those enlightened (me and like. 2 people), he's the child of Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, and Temari. His hair is not as spiky as usual Nara hair, so I gave him the ponytail from Iruka lol.

2. Double trouble / SNS fraternal twins

The non-cursed version only (the alternative is a mini karin and a mini menma and. no). Kishimoto already made Naruto accidentally canonically transmasc so... Also, Boruto's red hair - inherited from Naruto, or skipped a generation from Kushina? You decide! They also both have the capacity to awaken a sharingan, of course.

Sidenote I wanted to make their skintone darker as well but I am simply not skilled enough with editing to make it look good. I'm using firealpaca.

3. Baby Snek

And finally, Mitsuki my beloved son, child/grandchild of Orochimaru and Hatake Sakumo. In my daydreams I like to age up Rogu to be Kakashi's half-brother and in Naruto's age-group, and then have Mitsuki as his son. And traditional Hebi no Hatake clan markings, of course!

[zanypaintertriumph]

[sannin-three]

Remember that one Bayonetta meme

[im-still-watching-anime]

orochimaru: hey everyone i know i’m kind of a prisoner but i made this new thing that’s evil and fucked up

naruto: …sasuke can you PLEASE kill him again

sasuke: you say that but you’re literally the only one stopping me from killing people at any given moment

[bornonthebreakofdawn]

Scenes with the Nanadaime from the last chapter of the Konoha's Story: The Steam Ninja Scrolls Manga

[reilink]

[darkcreationnerd]

Stupid Boruto.

[bunnjamin]

What are you, an uchiha adoptee?

[deadvampire32]

Hiroaki Uzumaki

[thelavendersunlight-64]

By Sekibeing

[descendant-of-truth]

Every time I go back to watching Naruto I'm hit with intense whiplash as I'm reminded of just how extreme he is in comparison to Boruto, it's so funny

Like, okay. Boruto feels things very strongly, that much is true. He's kinda rude and complains a lot and he's a goofball. But he doesn't even come close to the sheer levels of abrasiveness that Naruto manages to achieve

Naruto gets provoked by the smallest of things. he's constantly angry stimming and having to be restrained from fighting people, he shouts at anything that moves, he has no sense of personal space and perhaps most importantly: he complains EXPONENTIALLY more than Boruto does. or at least, a lot more loudly

So now I have to ask. Why is the common attitude about these two that Boruto is the whiny brat between them. Naruto always makes a big show of complaining about every single part of a mission plan, about people's attitudes, about basically anything he doesn't like, and it's somehow his laid-back son that people find annoying??

If anything, I don't think Naruto is annoying enough in Boruto's time. Who is this Rational Man. The Naruto I know would be squatting on his Hokage desk and screaming at the paperwork every ten minutes or so

[lazyenemygladiator]

Boruto and others cosplaying as the Akatsuki for Halloween 🎃! and look at Sarada over there! Like niece, like uncle.

[zanypaintertriumph]

Team 7 2.0's photo, the last they'll ever be together as this is before Sarada's promotion into chuninhood (at least in the anime)