SAM!!! SAM NO!!!! SAM DON'T GO INTO THE RUINS OF THE INSTITUTE!!!! SAM!!! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO RED CANARY??!! SAM DO YOU NOT REMEMBER???!!
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I know if we could actually see the cameras in tmagp we would see Alice looking into the camera like she’s in the office every time she makes a joke.
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Imagine:
Sam, who's still new enough at his job that he doesn't know the unspoken rule "If a dishevelled bloke comes looking for Gwen and claims to be her brother, pretend you don't know her and walk away".
So when a dishevelled bloke comes looking for Gwen and insists he must see her, it's a family emergency, you see, he's her brother, Sam, being a good lad at heart, gets him a visitor badge and takes him to see Gwen.
Who gets one glimpse of him, stands up with an, "Absolutely NOT, Elias, haven't I told you not to come here--"
"Hello, Gwen," says Elias like the headache that he is.
And the computer speakers crack in three voices in unison, "ELIAS BOUCHARD".
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This is now a fic because I'm incapable of not acting on my plot bunnies
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I love how we all imagined the “somewhere else”™ as a parallel universe Jon and Martin traveled to where they are living happily and free of all the horrors and now we CANONICALLY have a universe where all of the previous characters live happily and free of the horrors EXCEPT Jon and Martin because they are trapped in a fucking computer.
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they really forced Chester to describe his alternate universe self as some "bookish fucked-up pervert that probably strokes orchids" im crying
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The Reason Gertrude Robinson was SO cagy about The Magnus Institute:
Serial Arsonist Gertrude “Gee Gee” Robinson struck again. She's now wanted by whatever the equivalent of the British FBI is. British FBI would, assumably, be government-related/connected. What's the OIAR? A Government Entity. The Government Entities may talk with each other. Oh, also Gerry. Gerry might talk too.
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God. Alice "running champion of the idgaf wars" Dyer and Samama "utter inability to say idgaf has already made him vulnerable to the Eye from day one" Khalid.
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Something about “so let’s call this a happy ending” in a progressively computerized and monotone voice where we once heard a happier tone than most of the original podcast is absolutely destroying me.
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I have this theme song melody from a show I watched as a kid stuck in my head but I can’t for the life of me remember the name!! The guy was like big and yellow. Mr. Blorbo??? Please help
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