#Broadwaystuck

[broadway-stuck]

Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers

[karkaraoke]

Kismeses, an erisol song by tindeck user erisolsies (2013)

Covered by me this evening (2024) :) with like an hour of practice. here's against perfectionism!

lyrics from erisolsies:

it's an amazing smile if you can get past the teeth everything hair and 2style nothiing underneath except a small black heart that no one sees but me/that you wear on your 2leeve i'vve been wwatching i can see you start to wwonder could it be that you need me to fuck wwith you to make you stronger promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies don't pretend you don't wwanna be and say that wwe'll be kismeses

bein a perfect troll dont go to that extent our genocidal goal doesnt make much sense oh could you be the hope i'm destined to destroy? now that youre here i dont look so crazy do i

could it be that you need me to test your strength to make you faster promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies oh my god get off of me say that wwe'll be kismeses

my old friiend you are a ma2ter of thii2 game we both feel warm but you pretend that you don't even feel the 2ame well played

sometimes it's hard to tell if you evven feel for me maybe that's just as wwell it's better you don't see the wway i'm running just to keep your back in vvieww nevver sleepin wwaitin for the other side of you

could it be that you need me to keep you wwarm to make your heart beat promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies pretend you don't feel red for me and say that wwe'll be kismeses

[broadway-sollux]

iidiiot.

...

fuck.

lyriic2 under the cut. thank2 AA for the miixiing help. thii2 one wa2 rough two do my2elf.

I was such a fool to wait to say that I think you’re my spade You were just a fool to keep insisting you aren’t worth the pain I don't know how I’m suppose to follow Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh

Troll me wide awake at three, I chat with you while half asleep Complaining 'bout your coding so I send l another hacking cheat Rant to me I like the sound, I hate your voice, I like your mouth Oh, oh Mm-mm-m

Showed up at my hive right before sunrise in the morning Want to tell you we’re still friends, won’t change no matter what you bleed Would have risked any danger, but you were too afraid to see Oh, oh Mm-mm-m

I was such a fool to wait to say that I think you’re my spade You were such a fool to keep insisting you aren’t worth the pain I don't know how I’m suppose to follow Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh

I was such a fool to wait to say that I think you’re my spade You were such a fool to keep insisting you aren’t worth the pain I don't know how I’m suppose to follow (Treason don’t care, I hate that boy, don't hurt my dear, don't hurt my joy) Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh

[broadway-dave]

dave you always sound amazing! Could you ever do your own cover of Hey There Harley?

just for you kind anon

this banger is brought to you by vocals r us

lyrics under the cut

Hey there Harley, what’s it like down there on LOFAF?

I'm not really good at writing shit this song is gonna suck ass

Hope you know

Down on your planet full of snow

Harley don't go

Hey there Harley, don't you worry about the distance

Ill be here when you fuck up,

I’ll turn the time back 'til you get it

We’ll be fine

I know it all will be alright,

I’m right by your side

Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]

What you do to me

Hey there harley

Know the ship is pretty lonesome,

But I’ll sing you songs to keep you company

Until you make it through yard,

And then you’ll be back in my arms,

It’s not so hard,

Hey there harley,

This might be another rant,

But I’d give anything to be with you

On that little raft,

Envy’s a whore,

Nothing in this world that I want more,

Down in my core,

Oh, It’s What You Do To Me™ x4

The end of this seems pretty far,

But survival won’t be hard,

I’ve got you, nothing’s hurting you again,

 I know you’re scared and so am I,

 I’m terrified and I won’t lie,

I’d give my life for you though, either way,

Oh Harley, I can promise you,

That by the time the game is through,

Your world will never ever be the same,

I’ll take the blame,

Hey there Harley, 

Now the Epilogues are over,

We’ve got can town to build up,

And things are busy but I can’t help but need you,

I Wonder if you feel it too,

I’ll shout it loud if you want to,

Hey there harley, here’s to you;

This one’s for you

Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]

What you do to me

Oh-oh

Oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah Woah What you do to me, Harley.

[broadwayy-kanaya]

While I Assure You I Had An Interesting Time Creating These Dresses I Must Also Urge You All To Adjust Your Tastes Just Slightly If Possible

(Thank You To; @broadway-aradia @broadway-sollux @broadway-nepeta @broadway-feferi @gloriousChaos, Our Previous Terezi And Of Course To Anon For The Request)

[broadway-john]

after all is sled and done, there's snow body like you dave! @broadway-dave

[broadway-dirk]

Well, it's not Valentine's Day anymore, but. I was looking through some of my files and found this. The context, I will admit, is a little lost on me, it's got a date that shouldn't exist on it, but there's such emotion here, I thought I might as well share.

Song: Why Do I - Set It Off Vocals: Broadway Kanaya (@broadwayy-kanaya) and Dirk (@broadway-dirk) Cover Art: @the-truly-onyxpected thank you so very much

[broadway-vriska]

Happy quadrants day every8ne ::::)

@broadwayy-kanaya and I put together this song cele8r8ing the most meddlesome quadrant experience I can even im8gine.

Original 8y 8ritney Spears

Lyrics modified 8y @broadwayy-kanaya (under cut)

Lyrics:

Baby, can't you see I'm callin'? A troll like you should wear a warnin' It's dangerous, I'm fallin' There's no escape, I can't wait I need a hit, baby, give me it You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it Too high, can't come down Losing my head, spinnin' round and round Do you feel me now? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? It's gettin' late to give you up I took a sip from my devil's cup Slowly, it's takin' over me Too high, can't come down It's in the air and it's all around Can you feel me now? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? Don't you know that you're toxic? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under (Toxic) With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now I think I'm ready now (I think I'm ready now) Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now I think I'm ready now

[broadway-roxy]

[Lyrics by Latoxy // Vocals + Mix by Tex // Dirk Cameo by CL @broadway-dirk]

Dirk never did make that bail for me :(

This is a remake of an OOOLD version I did for @melodyroxy way back in the day :)

Hey!

Shut up and let me go Only cubes appear like so, For the last time your clowns are so shit Now shut up and let me go! Your plan is just so mean, I bet you knew my death before we met

Now batterwitch you can’t control me Rogue of void It’s you who need to listen to me What’s it all for? Keepin' me here, cell’s a bore.

I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helping’ Ya I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ ya Shut up and let me go, hey! Shut up and let me go Don’t wanna be your little show For the last time its all cubes and bits Now shut up and let me go I built a pyramid yeah, and was visited by the heir of breath

Now batterwitch you can’t control me Rogue of void It’s me that ought to be bowing down? You’re not respectable I want my friends back to normal

I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ Ya I ain’t creatin’, I ain’t helpin’ ya Shut up and let me go, hey! Oh, rogue, Ro, Lal.

Hey!

Shut up and let me go Only cubes appear like so For the last time you’re a fucking bitch Now shut up and let me go, hey!

[broadway-calliope]

happy halloween! i hope everyone had a good time ^u^ a few of the others and i played Five Nights at Freddy's together, and boy was it scary fUn!

Cast: @broadway-sollux @broadway-karkat @broadway-nepeta @broadway-june @broadway-rose @broadway-jade @broadway-caliborn @broadway-calliope

[Sollux]

I don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my child behind

Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind

[Karkat]

With all this anger, guilt and sadness

Coming to haunt me forever

I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river

[Nepeta]

Is this revenge I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to avenge me?

Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free

[June]

Maybe I should chase and find

Before they'll try to stop it

It won't be long before I'll become a puppet

[Sollux, Karkat, Nepeta, June]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[instrumental]

[Rose]

I wish I lived in the present

With the gift of my past mistakes

But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

[Jade]

Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember

Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

[Caliborn]

Justification is killing me

But killing isn't justified

[Calliope]

What happened to my son? I'm terrified

[Caliborn]

It lingers in my mind

And the thought keeps on getting bigger

[Calliope]

I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there

[Rose, Jade, Caliborn, Calliope]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[broadway-stuck]

OPEN ROLES - 3/6/24

hi guys! anticipatedAffliction here, hitting you with some more epic news:

we're hosting auditions for John Egbert, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, as well as opening up a new staff position for a "mixer" role!

cast member auditions should be acapella and at least 1 minute long to showcase your range.

mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. you must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. these can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute.

all auditions are to be sent to broadwaystuckmods@gmail.com and titled with what you're auditioning for. you must be 18+ to submit an audition. any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

happy auditioning!! <3

[nekropsii]

Favorite Broadway Karkat song?

Easy answer, but I know every lyric to Karkalicious and love tormenting my friends with that. The song isn't particularly good, and it reeks of its age (the old fanonziation within it is so palpable it hurts) but it is supremely funny, and it's clear the singer + songwriter had a good time with it. Not cringe, not intolerable, just clearly shows its age. This is praise, by the way.

[broadway-terezi]

4 FUN L1TTL3 B4LL4D W1TH @broadwayy-kanaya 4ND @broadwayy-karkat FOR TH3 TROLLS WHO N3V3R M4D3 1T TO GODHOOD. TH4NKS FOR DO1NG TH1S ON3 W1TH M3, YOU TWO

LYR1CS 4R3 4LMOST TH3 S4M3 4S TH3 OR1G1N4L (D3L3T3D FROM TH4T MUS1C4L 4BOUT HUM4N P3RC3Y J4KSON), 3NOUGH TH4T 1 TRUST YOU 4LL TO F1GUR3 TH3M OUT W1TH NO H3LP. YOUR3 SM4RT COOK13S >:P

[broadway-june]

so! here's where i make a really funny joke and everyone laughs: ha ha ha that was great! but seriously, this was a great project that a lot of us worked on! i bet you're wondering, gee who worked on it? well i'm glad you ask really easy rhetorical questions that i have the answer to!

Cast: @broadway-june @broadway-equius Choir: @broadway-calliope @broadwayy-kanaya @broadway-john @broadway-sollux (as mituna) @broadway-terezi Art, editing, lyrics: @broadway-equius song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynZTYtvWFA i'd say equius put blood, sweat, and tears into this, buuuuuuuut i'm pretty sure it was mostly sweat, heh. i'm also like, 99.99% sure this wouldn't have been possible at all without their work! (see the art, editing, lyrics, and singing credit above for evidence, yeah i cite my sources, hehe) without further ado though, please enjoy and on behalf of all of us that worked on this project, thanks for listening! p.s, the lyrics are hiding below!

Ahh, ah ah ah Ahh, ah ah ah Do you think if we try We'll make it out alive More than survive Meaning to life Please take a breath Avoiding death I don’t make promises I know I’ll break Ahh, ah ah ah The future seems so bleak now We need to make it out somehow Would you stay with me even if We don’t know what’s to come As a young lass I always felt destined for lesser things than saving the friends I adore Oh no, here it comes, can’t afford to fail We will prevail! Do the windy thing, Do the windy thing, Dance for me, play the game Do the windy thing, Do the windy thing, Dance for me, it's all the same Heed the mind’s eye and go back where it all went wrong Fix our mistakes, make it better, one more chance! Nev-er stop play-ing (Ahh, ah ah ah) Nev-er stop sing-ing (Ahh, ah ah ah) Now the time has came, to see if we have what it takes to really win Though I’ve tried I know I can’t do this alone, again Do not make the same mistakes as I You'll never come back from certain death You'll lose everyone you’ve ever loved You’ve only forsaken yourself No, don’t go alone No, don’t go alone No, don’t go alone You won’t make it out, No, don’t go alone No, don’t go alone No, don’t go alone You won’t make it out alive

The time has come to step up, I’m really a god Never give up, rise to the occasion, feeling light as air It matters more the ever to make the score I’m more than a breeze, I'm the air in your lungs A reckoning that you’ve earned so you can Take your last Breath Ahh, ah ah ah Ahh, ah ah ah Ahh, ah ah ah Ahh, ah ah ah Now I know that I don’t have To face this all alone, I have you close Now I know that I don’t have To play or sing or dance anymore Ahh, ah ah ah

[broadway-dave]

crazy to say out loud but at some point jade was struggling to sleep when she was on the ship

this was like the one thing that put her straight to sleep

probably because of the brainfuckery it caused hearing my voice twice over

(i enlisted the help of my other dave homies for that one)

lyrics under the cut

Ground Control to Major Dog Ground Control to Major Dog Take your fingerbands, and put your glasses on (Ten) Ground Control (Nine) To Major Dog (Eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five) Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may Bec's love (Lift-off) Be with you This is Ground Control to Major Dog You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Dog to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blown And our homes are all gone Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my knight I'll miss him very much I know Ground Control to Major Dog Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you he— Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far beyond the moons, Planet Earth just blew And there's nothing I can do