#broadway caliborn

[broadway-stuck]

Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)

As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!

The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:

[ROSE] All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you

[KANAYA] Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath

You know that we

[EQUIUS] We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education

[SOLLUX] We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down

[DOC SCRATCH] The water's rising a green horizon

[CALLIOPE] Maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[CALIBORN] Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[CALLIOPE] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony

[DOC SCRATCH] We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[ARADIA] Us young adventurers

[JADE] One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you

[DIRK] Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless

[JANE] This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning

[VRISKA] The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too

[ROXY] Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you

[ERIDAN] We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe

[JOHN] From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers

[broadway-caliborn]

Broadway-Caliborn - Dirk Strider (Hellfire) IT'S HERE, MY GLORIOUS DEBUT TO TAKE OVER THE SINGING WORLD. A TRIBUTE TO MY POWER ALL THANKS TO @broadway-john , THE LITTLE BLUE HATER WHO INSPIRED ME TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME. WITH SPECIAL MENTIONS TO @broadway-equius FOR CAPTURING MY EPIC VISAGE AND ALL POWERFUL JUJU IN ITS MIGHTY GLORY. AND LASTLY BOONCREDITS FOR MY LACKEY @broadway-docscratch FILLING IN FOR JACK FOR THIS GORGOUS PREFORMANCE

[broadway-calliope]

happy halloween! i hope everyone had a good time ^u^ a few of the others and i played Five Nights at Freddy's together, and boy was it scary fUn!

Cast: @broadway-sollux @broadway-karkat @broadway-nepeta @broadway-june @broadway-rose @broadway-jade @broadway-caliborn @broadway-calliope

[Sollux]

I don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my child behind

Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind

[Karkat]

With all this anger, guilt and sadness

Coming to haunt me forever

I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river

[Nepeta]

Is this revenge I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to avenge me?

Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free

[June]

Maybe I should chase and find

Before they'll try to stop it

It won't be long before I'll become a puppet

[Sollux, Karkat, Nepeta, June]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[instrumental]

[Rose]

I wish I lived in the present

With the gift of my past mistakes

But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

[Jade]

Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember

Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

[Caliborn]

Justification is killing me

But killing isn't justified

[Calliope]

What happened to my son? I'm terrified

[Caliborn]

It lingers in my mind

And the thought keeps on getting bigger

[Calliope]

I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there

[Rose, Jade, Caliborn, Calliope]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[broadway-sollux]

happy halloween.

2iince iit2 2pooky 2ea2on maybee 2omeone wiill actwoally lii2ten two me about dyiing.

lyriic2 by me, iincrediible cover art by ghostlyGrimalkin (thank2 for addiitiional voiice2 two @broadway-karkat, @broadwayy-kanaya, @broadway-jade, @broadway-caliborn, and titularTirade)

[Various voices, including a confused Caliborn for some reason]

Alright, everybody sit down, shut up, and listen Since none of you will listen when I say it to you I’m going to sing it this time since that's all you people care about I’m going to start with A and I'm gonna end with Z Hey, is the tune ready??

*buzzing*

Alright

One, and a two

A’s for Aradia blasted to bits B is for Batterwitch finally hit C is for Cronus diseased in the brain D’s for Damara who couldn’t abstain E is for Eridan split with a saw F is for Feferi shot after draw G is for Gamzee halved by a jade H is for Horuss who’s matesprit was fake

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We all fall down

I is for Idarat hit by a train J is for Jeevik meme’d and then slain K is for Karkat impaled by a trident L’s for Latula who’s nose couldn’t scent M’s for Mituna exploded to save N’s for Nepeta with EQ to the grave O is for Orphaner told a bad joke P is for Porrim who’s game fucking broke

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Various voices]

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We’ll all fall down

Q is for Questbed which few of us reach R is for Rufioh sick cheating leech S is for Sollux who’ll twice meet his doom T is for Tavros whos legs go kaboom U’s for Ursama who the drone attacked V is for Vriska stabbed in the back  W is for Wanshi who lied in a trial X is for Xefros culled basic style Y is for Yiffy writhing in pain Z’s for Zahhak when Gamzee goes Insane

[broadway-jane]

Raise your hand if you hate Caliborn. o/

Lyrics below the cut

I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet How you have the weird audacity to try and talk to me But let me stop you there, oh, before you type Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no, uh You need to let it go, uh You need to let it go, uh Need to let it go, uh Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no You need to let it go, uh You need to let it go, uh Need to let it go, uh Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

You think that I dig when I get called a pig Thinking that I just adore our talks Call me dumb and fat, I aint having that Telling me you're watching me and Rox Day was fucking shit before you got in it Now I'm thinking maybe you should go Blah, blah, blah I be like nah to the ah to the no, no, no

All my ladies, here's a tip If that cherub's giving lip Give him zip for showmanship Girl, all you gotta say is My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no, uh You need to let it go, uh You need to let it go, uh Need to let it go, uh Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

Thank you in advance, I don't wanna glance (nope) At your weird ass "compliments" for me (no, no) If I want a man, then I'ma get a man Who respects my basic privacy (hey) My day was fucking shit, before you got in it Don't want you to throw another fit Blah, blah, blah I be like nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

All my ladies, here's a tip (said, all my ladies) If that cherub's giving lip (giving lip) Give him zip for showmanship (hey, hey, let's go) Girl, all you gotta say is (woo) My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no, uh You need to let it go, uh You need to let it go, uh Need to let it go, uh Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable (uh) I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling (Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no) Hey, hey, hey I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable (I'm feeling) I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable (untouchable) I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling (Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no)

All my ladies, here's a tip (said, all my ladies) If that cherub's giving lip (giving lip) Give him zip for showmanship (no, no) Girl, all you gotta say is (no, no) My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no, uh You need to let it go, uh You need to let it go, uh Need to let it go, uh Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no My name is no, my sign is no, my handle is no You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling Untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling

Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

[cc-cuttlefishculler]

but yeah ive only heard patrick page and broadway karkat (caliborn) singing hellfire so i was surprised when she started singing an octave higher than usual but she pulled it off so well holy shit

[swimfuel]

"love and pain", edward munch // i want you, mitski // "the embrace", egon schiele // on loving, forrough farrokhzad // "magic in its forbiddenality", caliborn // gfdi dave, broadway karkat // "in her arms", malcolm liepke

[turntechgodbeheaded]

86 and 63 for the ask game?

Favorite Broadway Homestuck song?

THERES THIS GUY THAT COMES TO TROLLBUCKS, AND I KINDA WANNATAP THAT, I KINDA WANNA TAP THAT, BUT IS HE DTF,

HE COMES IN AT 4:13, AND I SMILE AND SAY SUP SEXY! YUP I SMILE AND SAY SUP SEXY! BUT BEFORE I BLINK HES LEEFT

SO TODAY AT 4:13 I DECIDED I SHOULD CHANGE THIS! I DECIDED I SHOULD CHANGE THIS

so i spiked his drink with gin.

SO TODAY AT 4:13, WHEN I SMILED AND SAID SUP SEXY! HE SAID “did you put something in this” and i was liiiiiiike

yeah dude, ur fucked

cha ching!

score one for roxy lalownde

also, did you know,

These doors can lock from the outside?

Friends in low places buddy, we’re about to get to know each other.

Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it?

I think I watched someone play five minutes of the hiveswap one and got bored. Obviously i loved the troll one though, nepeta, terezi, equius and eridan the most. I think feferi has some shitty endings though. Sollux’s was also good and provided a bit of insight to his character— i hated gamzee’s a lot and it gave me nightmares. That’s not how him going sober works. It’s just fucking withdrawal. It sucks he has to keep eating sopor cuz the writers forgot that being possessed by caliborn and being shown ICP was the catalyst for his murder mode.

I never watched Jake’s, because I Hate Jake, but I loved Dirk and Dave and Roxy’s. Jane’s endings suck shit. Clearly whoever wrote that one doesn’t like Jane. Jade’s surprised me and it made me quite happy to see her and dave having a sleepover with nepeta. Sure the conditions were bad, but it was fun to daydream about

[ao3feed-davekat]

karkalicious is a davekat song

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2AgmO7x

by dysonQueer

Dave returns to Earth C after the beta kids' long absence.

we stan a broadway homestuck

Words: 2420, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Earth C (Homestuck), Aged-Up Character(s), after caliborn's masterpiece, or whatever trainwreck that shit was, hopefully the epilogue will clear things up a bit, but just let me have this hussie, anyway roxy is the god of fortnite, they say the fuck word, and have a karkalicious monday lgbts

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2AgmO7x

[broadway-caliborn]

SURE, THIS MAY BE A DAY LATE FOR THE DAY OF FOOLS. BUT YOu WOuLD BE A FOOL TO THINK I WOuLD CARE ABOuT SuCH MEANINGLESS MATTER REGARDING TIMELESS WORKS OF ART. SO GO, LISTEN WITH YOuR GLORIOuS TASTES AND BASK AT THE CREATION INTENDED FOR THE DAY OF FOOLS

[broadway-caliborn]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PASS THE YAOI

[broadway-caliborn]

ITS FINALLY HERE, MY LATEST RELEASE. THANKS TO ALL THE FANS FOR HOLDING OuT, SHOuTOuTS TO @broadway-john FOR HELP GETTING THIS SONG OuT, AND FELLOW SHOuTOuTS TO @the-truly-onyxpected FOR THE ALBUM COVERART.

OTHERWISE ENJOY THIS LATEST MASTERPIECE FROM THE LORE OF TIME, MuSIC, AND YAOI

[broadway-caliborn]

DIRK STRIDER (HELLFIRE) LYRIC'S

You know it, my juju, that I'm unmatched in the art of games, of my credibility I'm most assured. You know it, my juju, from whatever trials before me, I shall emerge unscathed and unopposed. Explain to me my juju, just why does my blood boil, when i look into his molten eyes of gold. I hate him, I loathe him, the pearly sheen of dovetail hair and ivory skin, angelic, in my dreams. Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, this foul hiss in my skin, of venom, must notice, will I succumb to him. It's not my fault. I'm not to blame. I swear to you it merely started as a game. It's not my fault. Left with no shame. For at my weakest i can only howl his name. Give me strength my juju. Don't let his moon roots fill my head, Don't let him whisk me off to paradise. Just fight him, and tame him, ensnared in miles of ruby red, a sparking diamond cut by vengeful lords. Jack (Spoken): Lord Yaoi, the kids have started the session Caliborn (Spoken): What? Jack (Spoken): No longer on the screens, their gone. Caliborn (Spoken): Already? Never mind. Get out, you idiot. I'll find him. I'll find him if I have to break all of Paradox Space. Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, in each and every breath, that you draw, desire, will cleanse your wicked soul. It was just a game at first... We were playing games at first... But I will win this time! I'll make him mine!

[broadway-caliborn]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

YEAH THATS RIGHT, WERE CELBRATING A NEW YEAR BITCHES, AND THIS YEAR IS GOING TO HAVE A HELL OF A LOT MORE ME. NOW THAT IM OuT OF JOHNS "GAY BABY JAIL" FOR CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS, ITS BACK TO ESTABLISHING MYSELF AS THE LORD OF BROADWAYSTUCK!

[broadway-caliborn]

I WAS ALWAYS HERE

THATS RIGHT HATERS, WALLOW IN PITY KNOWING THAT THE LORD OF TIME, AND GOD'S GIFT TO THE YAOI'S HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE. AND NOW IS BACK BETTER THAN EVER, MARK THIS DAY, FOR TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I WILL STEAL THE SHOW.

[broadway-caliborn]

Can you sing Dirk strider (Hell fire) parody?

EXPECT GREATNESS MY LOYAL FAN FOR IT HAS ARRIVED