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[ilovemarkhamill]

[the-insomniac-emporium]

Tag Game Thing

ayyyye another one (but not one from when I was drifting in the timeless void of Conceptually Tuesday), got tagged by @chthonicsiren , gonna tag @melthedwarf because I can >:) (edit: tagged the wrong person first cuz tumblr autofilled the url, sorry!)

1: Are you named after anyone? Yes! My birth name/not-quite-deadname is a tribute to my ma's maiden name. Without saying what either are, I'll just say that her maiden name followed a patronymic format (ex: Johnson), and my birth name is one of the feminine variants/related named (ex: Johanna?). My chosen name, Jordan Van Daalen, is a fun one! My friend and I were in drama class together, and were paired up for an assignment where we had to write a short script (we were given random phrases to start and end the scene with). We're both Huge Fucking Nerds, so we went Overboard, basically fleshing out both of our characters (and then we napped on each other). Jordan Van Daalen was what a random name generator gave me for my character. Less than a year later I realized I am some sort of non-binary, and decided to use that lil name as my future name, as well as eventual pen name :D

2: When was the last time you cried? Uh. Okay, so, like... sometimes when I'm really tired but can't sleep, I'll start improvising a little song? Just, like, whisper singing to myself? And it usually ends up being an emotional ballad about old traumas (or, you know, stuff from whatever media I've been binging)? also when I yawn my eyes water a tiny bit? so what I'm saying is that every time I can't sleep and end up singing dumb little songs, I end up crying. how often does that happen, you ask? well, buddy, I picked this url for a good reason. (it was probably yesterday)

3:Do you have kids? Does being the oldest in the friend group (and also being the dad friend) count? because I am the Father of some of these gremlins. no? oh. well, I am going to an auncle/ent soon, so that's close enough :D

4: Do you use sarcasm a lot? Depends on my mood? I'm less sarcastic than my brother, but definitely more sarcastic than either of my parents. I know that means nothing to any of you, but hey, that's my answer.

5: What's the first thing you notice about people? Uhhhhhhh if they give off gay vibes asdfghjkl; Honestly it varies, which I feel like is a given? I look for things that stand out- colored hair, piercings, if they have any jewelry, etc.

6: What color are your eyes? Okay, well, my ID says hazel, I used to describe it as "hazel green/green hazel", and I think a poet might describe my eyes as something like "sea foam green around sandy brown". However, a Certified Dick could just as easily call my eyes "snot green with a pinch of yellow". Could also just shrug and go "muddy green?". except in some lightings the "green" part seems like it might be vaguely blue, and I have been slowly driving myself insane trying to figure out a consistent color palette I can use when drawing self portraits/inserts because I can't get a decent pic of my eye to use a reference and I'm too awkward to ask someone (with less shaky hands) to do it for me. anyway, I spent ten minutes drawing what is arguably the best attempt I've ever made at making an accurate portrayal of my eye color:

7: Scary movies or happy endings? Generally speaking I prefer happy endings, but it feels weird to separate that from scary movies. However, I don't tend to watch many genuinely scary movies? I like horror comedies. I also very much enjoy watching shitty/low quality horror movies and roasting the fuck out of 'em. Humor is part of how I cope with actual scary movies/games too, though. That and pretending to try and scare the monsters :3 running through the scary dark hallway going "a-boogily-boogily-boo!" and rapidly snapping the camera from side to side like I'm jumping out at people. the monster goes rawr? I SAY IT LOUDER

8: Any special talents? I mean, I think most folks who follow me on here know that I've got a bit of talent in several types of art/creativity (music and writing are probably my big two)? But I can also beatbox a little, my arms are weirdly flexible (possible double-jointed at the shoulders?), and I am surprisingly good at picking things up/throwing them with my feet. That last one is 50% for throwing dog toys and 50% for picking up small things I dropped when I don't want to bend over. Weird? Yes. A talent? Probably not.

9: Where were you born? I think I was born in Seattle, WA, USA. It was definitely in the Seattle area, it just might have technically been a neighboring city.

10: What are your hobbies? Other than the aforementioned artsy shit, I play a lot of video games, in a variety of genres. My favorites are probably the Mass Effect series, Fallout: New Vegas, Persona 5: Royal, Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Spider-Man PS4. I need you to know how difficult it was for me to not list over a dozen games. Please understand. THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD GAMES FUCK. Also, idk if it super counts as a hobby in other people's minds, but I love LEGOs! My room is filled with them :D

11: Have you any pets? None that are, like, fully legally mine. My household has a dog, Bella, but I am unfortunately her least favorite. She loves letting me give her chin scritches first thing in the morning though :')

12: What sports do you play/have you played? KENDO, BITCHES. GET SMACKED WITH BAMBOO

13: How tall are you? Soooooo tall. Massive. Giant. A true, genuine image of a Viking Warrior.. ... ..... in other words I'm 5 feet and 3.5 inches. the .5 is incredibly important to me. On a good day with boots I can almost pass off as 5'5" tho, soooooo. I'm also built like a shit brickhouse (yes I know that's not the correct saying), so at least tall people can't throw me (I throw them)

14: Favorite subject in school? Three-way tie between English/Language Arts, Drama/Theatre, and Art class!

15: Dream job? Writer, artist, all around generally a Professional Nuisance. Maybe taking the place of a forgotten, half-dead God at a lonely shrine, slowly restoring it until it's something worth remembering, eagerly having unforgettable conversations with the rare passerby, never gaining enough fame or worship to have any real power over the world. Just enough to be a face that lingers in your memories, in your dreams, the little voice you hear when you need it most.

[simgerale]

✨ 2 tags in 1 bc why not ✨

both the simblr community challenge and song shuffle tag <3!

simblr community challenge by @amelettes

1. how long have you been playing The Sims?  

since i was 15 (even though i wanted it so bad when i was 8 but my parents said “uhh sexual references?? NO”) when my brother bought ts3 for me!! i ruined my laptop with it (^: but i had a fun time!

2. how long have you been a Simblr, and why did you become one?

since 2016 (geez)! i had discovered cc for sims 4 and noticed that most of it came from tumblr?? and i saw sims stories and legacies and went “:O i want to do that!!” and here i am today

3. what type of Simblr are you?

um!!! technically i post a legacy but it’s story-based most of the time? not always, sometimes i like cute gameplay hehe. but i can’t just do gameplay bc my brain says “these people have PERSONALITIES and BACK STORIES miranda you can’t just SUPRESS them”

4. which generation of Sims do you primarily play? 

the sims 4 is a constant, but ~2x a year i binge play the sims 3 for a month (^: it has better gameplay and there’s some classic stuff you can’t expect in ts4

thank you for the tag @tpwksims!!! Mwah mwah mwah 💕

song shuffle tag! 🎧

put your playlist on shuffle and tell us the first 10 songs. then tag 10 people.

1. something great - one direction

2. true affection - father john misty (ironically the one i didn’t like from the album)

3. better together - jack johnson

4. friday i’m in love - the cure

5. i don’t want be in love - good charlotte (oh YEAHHH)

6. she’s thunderstorms - artic monkeys

7. all these things that i’ve done - the killers

8. the girl - city and colour (used to cry to this one a lot)

9. still the one - one direction (hello hello i know it’s been a while but baaaby)

10. A.M. - one direction

so is it obvious i haven’t downloaded new music in years??? (^: 

thank youuu for the tag @mandy-sims and @tpwksims!!! i feel exposed

I TAG:

@rusticottage @retro-plasma @warmsol @intramoon @mousysims @sulanii and anyone else who wants to (and you don’t have to)!!

[lemon-writings]

Hamish Update: Hamish Pt. II

Genre: Adult literary fiction // Status: Rewriting // Progress: 53,548 words

Pt. I

I’m back with chapters IV-VI! Hoo boy, is it an event.

Chapter IV

Epitaph: “The things that go unsaid are often the things that eat at you--whether because you didn't get to have your say, or because the other person never got to hear you and really wanted to.”-Celeste Ng, Everything I Never Told You

This is the chapter where we meet Ofelia! She is one of my favorite characters to write for. She is beautiful and wonderful and a goddess and I adore her. (I’m reading myself for filth through the character of Ofelia because she is literally both my type and the woman I’ve always wanted to be.) Ofelia is the Queen of Roasts.

There are also some confrontations between Hamish and his mother, which I live for.

Excerpts: 

First of all, I love Ofelia. Ofelia Bello, if you are free this Thursday, I’m free to hang out any time. Again, Ofelia Bello, if you are on Thursday, I’m free to hang out. Please.

She’s a goddess. Literal goddess.

She looked at me, eyes large and all-seeing, more like fire opals set into the bronze of her face than eyes. I felt as though she were seeing into the very essence of my being, judging me like a god. Ofelia was one of those people who would never be referred to as mortal. She was Prithvi; she was Freyja; she was Persephone. She was anything but mortal, made of fire, flowers, and knowledge.

And a savage. She’s That Bitch every moment of every day, even when she has her “perfect daughter and sister” persona on. And when she doesn’t? Well...

“You could fight back,” she said. “You could make yourself known, reveal who and what you are. Scream, I’m a person, not a thing.” Ofelia fixes the wisps of hair arranged around her face into a perfect frame. 

“I’m not a fighter,” I said.

“No,” Ofelia said, watching me carefully. “You’re a runner.” She uncrossed her legs and stretched them out. “He doesn’t like fighters. That’s me. That’s my brother. He loves runners. If you can confront your issues, you won’t stay for long.”

Hamish confronting his mother when she dismisses his childhood trauma is honestly *chef’s kiss*. Writing my characters being savages is one of my favorite things to do, right after dramatic, floral descriptions of women. 

(TW: referenced child abuse!)

“Ungrateful for what? My nightmares? My feelings of abandonment? My hatred of authority? Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me, mother. Without yours and father’s amazing parenting, I would’ve grown up to be a well-adjusted adult.”

And the trademark Soft Moment of the chapter. 

(TW: death mention!)

“Don’t die,” you whispered, hot and damp against my face. “Please don’t die.”

“I won’t,” I promised you, so open and honest it felt like I’d cracked open my ribs to expose my child’s-heart to you like a blossoming flower. 

The tension between all the characters has increased so much in this chapter and tbh the anticipation is killing me, and I know what happens in this book.

Chapter V

Epitaph: “At parties I point to my body and say This is where love comes to die. Welcome, come in, make yourself at home. Everyone laughs, they think I’m joking.”--Warsan Shire, “The House”

This chapter begins with Hamish and Horacio in an interview about their “relationship”. There’s something lovely about the way that Horacio and Hamish talk about each other, even if it is built on half-truths. Then we’re introduced to Leon, Ofelia’s brother, and oh boy. Oh boy. Is that a wild ride.

This is also the chapter where Hamish begins planning how he’s going to get Claude to confess to the murder, via a PowerPoint presentation. Yes. Yes, good.

Excerpts:

The first is when Horacio is asked when he knew he was in love with Hamish. It’s just... soft. As a former theatre kid, this really is the dream.

“No,” I said, tearing my eyes from you. “We were in Theatre 101 together, and he was reading Doctor Faustus and playing all the parts. He was jumping around and doing different voices, being really dramatic and having the time of his life. It was the first time I’d seen him act young instead of like a wistful old man.”

I didn’t tell her that you’d been wearing a black hoodie with the moon phases printed on it, the strings following you as you leaped from place to place, sticking your tongue out when you fumbled a line, your tongue stud glittering in the lights. It felt too intimate to share with the world. When I saw you in the lights, being a goofy young man for even just a moment, in your purest state of adorable in your glee, my heart expanded well past the confines of my too-tight ribcage.

Here’s Horacio’s mention of his past ex-boyfriends, because he can hardly believe that he is in a semi-functional relationship with anyone, even if it’s fake.

(TW: sex and abuse!)

It was simple symbiosis: I was a parasite, and they were the hosts, defending themselves against me with violence. I don’t think any of them ever loved me, just loved using me while I would use them, trying to nibble on their scraps of affection between beatings and the rough sex.

Leon is... a lot. He’s sort of obsessed with masculinity, like someone who watched Fight Club without really realizing it’s meant to be satire and wants to punch whoever talks shit about him.

Leon was one of those guys who either believed he was better than you or you weren’t worth his time. Sometimes, in his more complex moments, he would believe both at once; at his most simplistic, he would believe neither. 

The further I go in this work, the more difficult it gets to pick excerpts!

Chapter VI

Epitaph: “Even still, we run. We have not reached our average of 57.92 years without knowing that you run through it, and it hurts and you run through it some more, and if it hurts worse, you run through it even more, and when you finish, you will have broken through. In the end, when you are done, and stretching, and your heartbeat slows, and your sweat dries, if you've run through the hard part, you will remember no pain.”--Lauren Groff, The Monsters of Templeton

Hamish gives the presentation. It goes about as well as you can assume. Now that Genoveva and Claude know he’s onto them... it’s game time. There is so much plot that happens in this chapter that I can’t really mention much of it, other than this being the point where the work goes from a slow-building horror to more of a thriller. It’s a major turning point and climax. Whoo!

Also, Ofelia and Horacio bond, which is awesome! I love the dynamic between them. They have the sort of friendship where you can tell that they really enjoy each other and their company.

Excerpts:

Most of these are from the portion where Ofelia and Horacio are talking in the woods because 1.) it’s the least-spoilery part of this chapter and 2.) their friendship is one of the most light-hearted parts of this work. Please, allow me to indulge.

Ofelia isn’t necessarily a “bean”, but she’s still babey. I adore her.

Ofelia gave me a mysterious look, full of night sky and brilliance, then added a crescent of a smile. She began climbing, one foot and then the other, effortlessly lifting herself up the branches as if she was built to do nothing but ascend trees, her tights protecting her modesty from me as I struggled up after her, unused to the climb. 

And then Ofelia describes a dream of mine every wlw: going a group of young women and becoming the modern Sappho. 

“I think I’ll buy a house somewhere by the ocean. Live with a group of girls who love books and pictures. Become my own Sappho, create my own Lesbos.” 

Then there’s this astute observation from Horacio about how Hamish views himself. Hamish doesn’t have a very good self-image. At all. Then again, neither does Horacio. 

You’d make yourself into an object sometimes, a cyclone of emotions and pain, held together by frozen flesh and string. 

So that just about wraps up these chapters. IV-VI really is the most intense part of this work, and writing it is is just as intense as the chapters themselves. 

Songs:

The music is mostly what I’ve been listening to while editing this post, since I already wrote these chapters, but they’re still jams

Your Love (Deja Vu) - Glass Animals

In the Heat of the Moment - Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds

Blood In the Cut - Seattle Sessions - K.Flay

Peach Scone - Hobo Johnson

That’s all for now! Part III will contain the falling action/the part where it gets Real.

Tell me if you’d like to be added to the tag list! :)

[saaranghaeyo]

Get to Know Me

Thanks for the tag, @xpastelgrungeheartx

Rules: answer 30 questions then tag some people you’d like to get to know better.

Gender: ♀

Nickname: “Miss” because I’m a teacher

Zodiac: Gemini

Height: 152cm (if I round up I’m 5’0 but technically... 4’11.8 feet)

Time: 20:59

Favorite bands/soloists: Blackpink and Little Mix are my true loves right now. I also love EXID and Red Velvet.

Song stuck in my head: Boombayah by Blackpink (specifically - ‘click clack botta bing botta boom’. Also this one line from Forever Young: 오늘이 가도 후회 없게

Last movie I saw: I don’t remember, it’s been a crazy busy week. I watched a couple of horror movies recently to pass the time. I watch TV more often, the last TV I watched was the season 2 finale of Westworld.

Any other blogs: No

Do I get asks: Very rarely but feel free to throw them at me.

Why my username: I’m a huge fan of the character Daisy Johnson and I think she deserves better - DaisyCampbell-Johnson references her former love interest, Lincoln Campbell, who was the only one who gave a shit about her autonomy and wellbeing.

Last thing I google: Bohemian Rhapsody (the song, not the movie)

Following: I’m following 49 and I have 322 followers

How many hours of sleep: Hahahahahahahahahaha. Whatever I can get between work. Usually closer to 5 hours (like yesterday) hence me living on four-packs of Red Bull.

What am I wearing: Pyjamas!

Do I play any instruments: No. I used to play the violin but gave it up because I wasn’t allowed to play songs that interested me.

Learning any languages: I’m learning Korean.

Favorite show/s: Agents of SHIELD (for Daisy), Mr. Robot (FOR EVERYTHING, MY FEELS, CAN TYRELLIOT HAVE A SCENE NOW?) Gotham (for EVERYTHING), Westworld (but mainly for everything around Maeve and her gang of kids/disciples), The 3% (a Brazilian show), Black (a Korean show), Jessica Jones, The Defenders, The Walking Dead (occasionally - it’s pissing me off), all of Tom Pelphrey’s scenes in Iron Fist but only his scenes, Wynonna Earp (especially for Wayhaught), Game of Thrones, Santa Clarita Diet (this should be earlier in my list, I can’t believe I forgot it), Daredevil (especially for Elektra), Glitch (it’s Australian). I also enjoy iZombie, Riverdale and Shadowhunters, although not as much as the others I just mentioned. I watch too much TV. Oh, and The Gifted. I also really love The Tunnel (French/British), although I am MAD BEYOND BELIEF about what happened in season 2.

Dream job: My dream job used to be to be a writer but now I want to do something that really helps people. I would love to work for Stonewall or something similar but I don’t think I could live on charity wages.

Favorite color: Bright colours. I wear a lot of mustard for work. I love bright, flamboyant, nearly-flourescent pink.

Favorite song: Secret Love Song - Little Mix (for the emotion). Boombayah - Blackpink (for the dance party)

How many animals: None!

Do I play any video games: Yeah! PC

Favorite video game: Mass Effect 2 & Skyrim

What color hair do I have: Bright red

What grade am I in: I’m actually a high school teacher

Am I morning person: HAHAHAHA no

Where would I like to travel: Tokyo & Seoul - I have plans for around the next Olympics!

Siblings: One half sister and one half brother, I don’t really know/see them though

Favorite food: Tandoori

I am tagging mutuals (I think) who I don’t know and have never talked to. Eep. @eliseswassermann for bi pride reasons & being the only person I’ve ever seen who actually watched The Tunnel @thelegendarydragonwarrior because your posts always entertain me (at least the ones in English) @thesillybus for Daisy reasons

If you (don’t) want to be tagged or you’ve already done it, please let me know.

[jim-reid]

Rollercoaster - Tour De Force

The Stud Brothers / Melody Maker 04.04.1992

The Mary Chain, Blur, the Valentines and Dinosaur all touring together proved too much of a temptation for the Stud Brothers who tagged along for the ride, blagged their way backstage and drank all the booze they could get their hands on. Here's what they can remember. It's true that "Rollercoaster" is the best show you'll see this year. The evidence is there onstage - the Valentines' dream-quest into ambient heavy metal, Blur's bold, knowing nihilism, Dinosaur's compulsive, self-destructive cacophony and the Mary Chain's indefatigable cool. As Blur's Damon Albarn remarks with a grin, "It's the four faces of teenage alienation". And all for 12 quid or, as one spectacularly shabby William Reid lookalike puts it, "a mere one-third of your unemployment benefit". Rollercoaster is undoubtedly cause of celebration. Nonetheless, there's little or no evidence of the confident, self-congratulatory camaraderie that apparently characterised Rollercoaster's American forebear, Lollapalooza. Still, this is only the second night. Dinosaur and the Valentines excepted (te two recently toured the States together), the groups don't actually know one another. Backstage in Glasgow, the atmosphere's one of awkward but inviolable politeness. When members of different bands meet, they exchange sheepish nods and single syllable greetings, reminding us of house-guests bumping into each other on the way to the bathroom. When we finally catch up with the Mary Chain, William's casually reclined on a sofa and a tired-looking Jim is sitting upright in a chair, both inadvertently mimicking the pose they struck for the sleeve of "PsychoCandy". Jim is unusually quiet, partly due to a monstrous hangover and partly because the Glasgow gig is to be played before the admiring but unnerving eyes of the Reids' extended family (which, by the way, seems to consist almost entirely of 14-year-old girls and some fairly fierce-looking matriarchs. Plus there's Jim and William's delightfully gregarious mother who gives us the distinct impression she'd give a pretty good interview herself). We ask about the muted atmosphere backstage. "Well, for a start it's only the second date of the tour," says William, "so there's no buddy-buddy, hanging around in the bar. We just say, 'Hi', and get on with it. Maybe by the end of it we'll all be good mates, maybe we'll all be breaking bottles over each other's heads, saying, 'I never wanna see you again in my life, ya bastard!'. Who knows?" Two weeks before Rollercoaster began, the Maker ran an article in which Murph, Dinosaur's drummer, suggested that the whole tour had been conceived specifically to promote the Mary Chain's new album, "Honey's Dead". Jim and William were reported to have been incensed by the remark when it first appeared in print, but have since discussed the matter with Dinosaur. "That was said in a conversation, not in an interview," says Jim, "and it should never have been written down. When we approached the others with the idea for this tour, any one of them could have said no. Tours are always to promote thingsg, everyone here is promoting their stuff. You can have a good time and put on a great show, but the idea is promotion. It always is." Dinosaur's J Mascis and their extraordinary-looking bassist, Mike Johnson (he appears to have dyed his hair grey), now seem only slightly embarrassed by the gaffe. "That wasn't either of us," says Mascis, cheerfully passing the buck. "That was Murph". Mascis is one hell of a lot more forthcoming than we'd expected. In fact, he might almost be described as garrulous. Maybe he finds it easier to talk in the dark. Dinosaur's dressing-room is lit by a single sorry candle and the steady orange glow of a couple of jossticks. "We heard that people might have been upset by what Murph said," says Mike. "Well, not upset, but they might have thought we were..." He searches for a word. "Dicks," suggests Mascis, helpfully. "Yeah, right. Assholes," Mike continues. "But it was just an off-the-cuff remark." "The weird thing was," says Mascis "that 20 minutes before Murph said that, we'd been explaining to him that all tours are about promoting things. He didn't seem to grasp the concept. When he said that, we looked at him like, 'What are you saying?' because, at the time, touring and promoting was exactly what we were doing." Mike is later kind enough to introduce us to the Valentines' Kevin Shields and Bilinda Butcher who've just finished the first set of the evening. Kevin seems quietly bemused by "Rollercoaster". Either that or he's been lobotomised by the extraordinary volume his group employ. "It's gonna be really odd tomorrow night," he whispers, "when Dinosaur go on first. It'll be like they're supporting us, and we've just toured America supporting them." "It'll be great," says Mike, magnanimously. "I think it's so cool supporting you guys. Soon we'll be supporting you in the States, too." Do you think any of you have anything in common? "I think," says Kevin, "the only thing the four of us do have in common is that we're all pretty much the Establishment." This notion is one shared by everyone here except the Mary Chain. Damon, unprompted, later repeats almost word-for-word what Kevin has said. It is a peculiar idea because, while it's certain that all four bands are deserving of music paper front covers, they're hardly bosom buddies with Simon Bates. Dinosaur are often a wilful shambles who take a perverse pleasure in lacerating their best pop songs with vicious feedback. My Bloody Valentine are arguably one of the weirdest bands on the planet and currently without a recording deal. Blur, carelessly indulging their present obsession with Syd Barrett, are getting stranger by the minute. And the Mary Chain, in our opinion the most immediate and accessible of all four groups, couldn't get "Reverence", a Top 10 single, on "Top Of The Pops". "Someone the other day in Germany was saying that we were part of the Establishment," says William, "so I asked him to name a band that were more extreme than us. He couldn't do it." The Mary Chain, now embracing Ben Lurie (guitar) and the two former Starlings, Matthew Parkin (bass) and Barry Backler (Barry once auditioned to play drums with Nick Cave's Boys Next Door), are now an immensely powerful live band. The four of them, lined up at the edge of the stage, three armed with guitars and Jim draped spectrally over the mikestand, look and sound like the classic rock assault. William's also become a very great guitarist, able to give a new force and aggressive dimension to the Mary Chain's gorgeously insidious melodies. This new confidence, striking in itself, is accentuated by a simple but spectacular lightshow of sensuous crimsons and velvet purples. It's the Mary Chain's most extravagent lightshow to date, so much so that when it was initially proposed Bennie, their longtime tour-manager and friend, expressed reservations. "I thought it might be too much, too big. I thought it might undermine them." In fact, it does quite the reverse. After the show, a jubilant Mrs Reid tells us that tonight was one of the highlights of her life. "My boys," she says, sounding touchingly awestruck. "I'm so proud of them." We leave for the hotel so that the Reid brothers and their family can be proud of one another in peace. In the bar, much of what we'd hoped would happen backstage is taking promising shape. This is in large part due to Blur who've basically been rocking since four o'clock this afternoon when bassist Alex James decided Guinness was best savoured through a straw. Blur's dressing-room was teeming with people of indeterminate but doubtless dubious intent and, when earlier we invited Damon to have a drink with us in the auditorium's bar, he was mobbed within six feet of the backstage area. Now the boys are heroically drunk. First evidence of this is when Dave Rowntree, their lanky, ginger-headed drummer, starts playing a dangerously competitive game of knuckles with Lampy, Blur's lighting technician. The game rapidly deteriorates into a continuous rerun of the banned Tango advert, and ends when Dave cracks Lampy with a devastating right hook to the jaw and, as if in sympathy, passes into unconsciousness. Across the room, Alex, who reminds us a little of Rupert Everett in "Another Country", is being apologised to by a man who was once uncharitable enough to devote a whole feature on Blur to how much he disliked Alex. Alex in turn is uncharitable enough to refer to the man as "an enormous homosexual". Since the man is neither tall nor particularly heavy we can only assume Alex was referring to the enormity of his homosexuality. A good deal of handshakes are exchanged but nothing is resolved. Damon decides to help Dave up to his room and Alex, having abandoned his penitent adversary, decides he needs another drink. Since the bar has long since shut, Alex clambers over it and tries to operate the pumps. When this fails, he starts picking at the lock of the metal shutter that mercifully separates him from the optics. When that fails, he attempts to vault the bar, fails again and crashes arse-first to the floor, much to the astonishment of J Mascis and the Valentines' Deborah Goodge, who have hitherto been locked in conversation nearby. Alex, who appears to have the remarkable ability to sober up at will, then wisely decides the carnival is over, bids us a fond adieu and retires for some well-earned kip. Jim Reid, probably present for some time (we're actually in no better state than Alex), wanders over and asks is we enjoyed the show. We tell him it was great. It was great. The best show you'll see this year.

[queen-of-deans-booty]

Crossroad Blues- Part 2

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,628

Warnings: Typical Supernatural violence, angst, language, minor character death, blood, you know the usual,

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“What do you think we’ll find in here?” You asked Sam, walking ahead of Dean. You didn’t notice him slowing down and taking in your surroundings.

“Hey, guys, check this out.” You and Sam both stopped and turned around, looking at what he was pointing at. There were yellow flowers. Why were they important? They looked familiar but you couldn’t pin point it.

“What is it?” Sam asked, catching up.

“Look at these flowers.” Dean said, thinking.

“They look familiar but I can’t think of the name.” You said, biting your lip.

“They’re yarrow flowers.” Sam said. Always thinking on the spot. That man was amazing.

“Oh yeah, they’re used for certain rituals, right?” Dean asked.

“Yeah. More specifically, summoning rituals.” Sam said, looking at his brother.

“So, to recap, two people become sudden successes ten years ago, when they were hanging around this bar. On top of that, right where a crossroad is. You have got to be kidding me. I hate these things.” You said, kicking some rocks.

“Let’s check just to be sure.” Dean said, walking to the center of the crossroads and he kneeled, digging a few inches into the soil. He hit something hard and smirked, looking up at you and Sam.

“Let me guess, you found something.” You said, not believing this at all.

“Yahtzee.” He pulled a rusted old box out of the ground and you kneeled next to him, looking inside as he opened it up. Inside was several small bones, a small jar filled with some type of dirt, a picture of a new man and some other items. Sam reached in and took out the jar, inspecting it.

“I’d bet that this is filled with graveyard dirt and those bones may be animal bones, preferably a black cat.” Sam said.

“That’s serious spell work, guys. They weren’t messing around with this stuff.” You said, standing up with Dean.

“This is things that are used to summon a crossroad demon. I read about it in one of Bobby’s books. People actually make deals and sell their souls to demons to get what they want.” You said, sighing.

“Are you ever going to refer to him as ‘dad’?” Dean asked.

“Please, I do not want to get into that now. Let’s just focus on this, please?” You asked. As much as you were glad to have some family in your life, Bobby needed to earnt hat title because to you, he was just a family friend. He wasn’t your dad.

“Fine, so about those dogs they were seeing, they are actually Hellhounds or demonic pit bulls.” Sam said.

“So, these Hellhounds got Sean and now they are after the Doctor. I have no idea where she is but she won’t be able to outrun them.” You said, thinking.

“So, she sold her soul to get that job. This is just like the Robert Johnson legend, right? He sold his soul to become a great musician.” Sam asked Dean.

“Yeah, except it wasn’t a legend. I mean, come on, you’ve heard his music,” At the mention of this, Sam shrugged, not knowing what Dean was talking about. “You don't know Robert Johnson's songs? Sam, there's occult references all over his lyrics, I mean, Crossroad Blues? Me and the Devil Blues? Hellhound on My Trail? The story goes, he died choking on his own blood, he was hallucinating, and muttering about big evil dogs.”

“Now it’s happening all over again,” You said. “We have to figure out if anyone else bargained their life.”

“Really? Now we have to clean up their messes? I mean they’re not exactly innocent people. No one forced them to play Let’s Make A Deal.” Dean said, crossing his arms.

“So, what, we should just leave them to die?” You asked.

“If someone went over Niagara in a barrel, would you jump in to save them?”

“Dean.” You said, not believing your ears.

“Fine. With rituals like this, you have to put in your own photo in order for it to work. We have a new photo of a new man. Let’s go inside the bar to see if he’s alive.” Dean said, taking the photo out of the box and dropping the box on the ground.

With some persuading, you got the information you need and you had the man’s address. His name was George Darrow and he was quite the regular at Lloyd’s bar. You walked up to the fourth floor since this is where he lived.

“Damn, whatever he asked for better be good because if this is where he’s living then, what’s the point?” You muttered, walking up to his door.

“True. Whatever kind of deal he made wasn’t for cash. He better have gotten something good out of this deal.” Sam said.

“Nothing good can come out of a deal with a demon, Sam,” You said, walking up to his door. You frowned, looking at the bottom of the door. “Look.” You crouched down and touched the black powder at the door and smelled it.

“What is it, pepper?” Dean asked. Before you could answer, the door opened and you shot up, looking at the middle-aged man with graying hair who wasn’t dressed very nicely.

“Who the hell are you?” The man sneered.

“George Darrow?” You asked. You didn’t know what he made a deal for but if it wasn’t for looks or cash, then what?

“I'm not buying anything.” He glared. He was about to close the door but Sam stopped him.

“Whoa, calm down. Looked like you went for the wrong spice there. If you want to keep something evil out, go for the salt.” You said, wiping your hands on your pants. It didn’t smell like pepper but you didn’t know what it was.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” George said, looking away from anyone’s eyes.

“We’re talking about this,” Dean said, holding up the picture from the crossroads. When George looked at it, his eyes widened. “Tell me, have you seen that Hellhound yet?”

“Look, we want to help you. Please, let us help. Give us five minutes, please.” You begged the man. The man eyed you and the Winchesters before sighing and opening his door wider. You stepped over the line of whatever was on the ground and you looked around his apartment.

It was filled with paintings, some were completed and some were only half-finished. Now you knew what he asked for. You bet he always wanted to be a successful artist. George walked over to his desk and poured himself a glass of whiskey.

“So, what’s that stuff by the door?” You asked, looking at him.

“Goofer Dust.”

“What the hell is that?” You were confused. You never heard of that in your life.

“What, you say you know things but you don’t know about this?” George grabbed a brown sack that was tied with twine and tossed it to Dean. He caught it and frowned.

“Well, we know just enough about a lot of things to make us dangerous.” Dean said, looking at the sack.

“What is that?” You asked.

“Hoodoo. My grandma taught me all of this. She says it keeps demons out.”

“Yeah, demons, we know about.”

“Well, then maybe it’ll do you some good,” George walked over to a chair and sat down. “You have four minutes left.”

“Mr. Darrow, we know you’re in trouble,” Sam said, taking the lead. “And we know that it’s not hopeless. There has to be something we can do.”

“Listen, I understand you want to help. I appreciate it, honestly. But sometimes a person has to make their bed and lay in it. I’m the one who called the demon. This was my choice.”

“So, you wanted to become an artist? Anyone can learn to be an artist, George. You didn’t have to sell your soul for this.”

“I was weak. Who doesn’t want to be great. I wanted it now, I didn’t want to wait. Of course, I should have asked for fame. All I asked for was talent. Now I’m broke and lonely with a bunch of paintings that no one wants. But that wasn’t the worst part.”

“What was the worst?” You asked, taking a seat on the armrest on his couch.

“That damn demon didn’t leave. It kept making more deals at Lloyd’s. I tried to warn everyone but who’s going to listen to an old drunk, right?” George scoffed.

“How many more other people are there?” You wondered.

“I don’t know, the architect and the doctor I know for sure. I kept up with them because they’ve been in the papers. At least they got famous.” George said, getting off topic.

“George, please, think for us. Who else made a deal?” You asked, sighing.

“Oh, I remember, this one nice man named Evan Hudson. I don’t know what he asked for but it doesn’t matter now. We’re all doomed.”

“No, there has to be a way.” Sam said, not giving up on hope. That was one of the things you admired about him.

“You don’t get it! I don’t want a way!” George yelled at you three. “I called that thing! I brought this upon myself and on them! I’m going to hell one way or another so if you would excuse me, I would like to finish my last painting in peace. They’ll come for me in a day or two.”

“No, we can’t just give up.” Sam said but he was cut off again.

“Get out! I have work to do!” George glared at Sam.

“Sam, come on. We can’t help people if they don’t want it.” You said, getting up. You looked at George before leaving his apartment. Sam and Dean followed soon after.

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So, this was supposed to be submitted to @imaginemycroftholmes , but my desktop is being obnoxious about it.  Posting it and tagging them, with permission.

Name: Sara

Age (note that if you are under the age of consent your score will be significantly lower for Marriage, Friendship and Partnership): 30

Gender: Female

Occupation: Administrative Assistant (fancy way of saying secretary)

Nationality: USA

Country of origin: USA

Personality type (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator): INFP

Education: Bachelor’s degree

Marital Status (if not applicable put N/A): Not married

Number of children (if not applicable put N/A): 0

Who would you shoot out of John, Sherlock, Mycroft and why: Mycroft.  The Holmes brothers are more likely to understand if I’ve been forced into it.  Sherlock tends to be a bit more emotional and unpredictable than Mycroft.  Also, Sherlock’s been shot a few times, that we know of, and Mycroft hasn’t (that we know of), so I think it’s Mycroft’s turn (it said “shoot”, not kill.  I have terrible aim and I’ve never used a gun; Mycroft is probably safe)

Height: 5’2 (of sass and insecurity)

Position in the family (oldest, youngest, middle): youngest, only non-firstborn in my immediate family

Best subject: Literature

Favorite Subject: Literature or History

Worst subject: Math

Last song listened to: Rag doll by Aerosmith

Favorite color: Purple

Thoughts on Molly and Sherlock’s impending relationship: If they’re finally hooking up, then I’m super happy for them!

Illness/allergies/impairments: I suspect I’m autistic, and I have anxiety and depression.  They’re both usually under control.

Last sentence uttered to another living human being: Where’s the turkey?

Hair color/length: short (about chin length when I remember to get it trimmed often enough).  Natural color is a very nice dark brown, but I usually dye it red.  I’ve considered dying it purple, but it hasn’t been possible so far due to my job.  Maybe in the future.

Who do you feel more sympathy for Sgt. Donovan or Anderson’s wife: Anderson’s wife.  I’m not exactly the most informed in the situation, but Sgt. Donovan hasn’t seemed to show any remorse when she’s wronged someone, has a bizarre vendetta for Sherlock, and probably knew Anderson was married when she got involved with him (okay, I’m guessing on a lot of these).  The only thing I know about Anderson’s wife, is that her husband cheated on her.  Possibly my opinion would change if I knew more.

Eye color: Blue

Constantly cold, hot or prefect: Usually hot. (meaning I prefer colder temperatures, to clarify)

Seven Noteworthy skills (ex: can play an instrument, fire most guns, ride a unicycle, etc.): I’m a pretty good liar (probably not by the standards of Sherlock or Mycroft, but I can fool the average person).   I’m a decent gamer (PC).   I don’t speed-read, but I’m a pretty fast reader. I’m not good at coming up with positive things about myself. I’m a very good reader - I read Hamlet by myself when I was 12 just to prove that I could.  Read a couple other advanced books at a young age to prove that I was good at it. I’m a writer - I don’t have much inborn talent, but I’ve worked really hard at it for as long as I remember, so I’ve learned to be very good at it. I’ve been dealing with mental issues (as listed above) by myself from a pretty young age, so I’m used to coming up with my own coping mechanisms.

Nine noticeable sins: (ex: moody, bad listener, selfish, etc.): I’m impatient. Shy I tend to be a bit selfish, but it’s a flaw I’ve been working on for years and am pretty good at stepping on those impulses these days. I’m not good at detecting subtleties in conversation; you often have to be blunt with me or I may not understand. I’m a second generation geek I’m not good at communicating it when I’m in emotional distress and need help I’m not good at keeping in touch with friends

Languages known/spoken: English, I can swear a little in Orcish

Cats, dogs, both or other: I don’t have any pets, but I’m a dog person and I’m allergic to cats.

How often you help your community (1 never, 2 sometimes when prompted, 3 average, 4 often, 5 weekly): 2

Favorite Holmes family member: … this feels like a trick question, so I’m gonna cheat and say Sherlock & Mycroft’s dad.

Body type (1 obese, 2 overweight, 3 averages, 4 fit, 5 skinny): 2

Number of past lovers (put N/A if virgin or not seeking marriage): N/A

Level of cleanliness (5 slobs, 4 messy, 3 average, 2 pretty clean and 1 spotless): 4

Would you rather piss off Sherlock or Mycroft: This is a really tough one, but I’m gonna say Mycroft.  They’re both reasonable people, but I feel like Mycroft is less emotional, and therefore would be easier to reason with so I could make amends.  

Rate your mental health on a scale of 1-5 with one being terrible and 5 being fine: 2.5

Rate your confidence on a scale of 1-5 with 1 being poor and 5 being Sherlock levels: 2

Combat level (1 sitting duck, 2 somewhat okay, 3 can hold their own, 4 pretty damn good, 5 a proficient fighter): 3

Circle of friends: Very very small.  About five or so people I chat with on a daily basis.

Who do you side with more Sherlock or Mycroft: … I dunno.  I don’t like to get in the middle; infp’s tend to loathe conflict and I’m no exception.  I will say I think the Holmes clan has been epically unfair to Mycroft lately.

Level of intelligence on a scale of 1-5: I’d say a three, but I think people who know me would say I’m being modest and give me a 4.  I’ll let you decide which to believe.

Who do you side with more Mycroft or Mrs. Hudson: Mrs. Hudson.

Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert.

Political alignment: In the USA’s system, I’m an independent that leans towards democrat.  I’d rather decide each issue individually than tie myself to any one party.  The UK’s system, I’m not sufficiently familiar with to say.

Who would your rather be trapped in a long car ride with Mummy Holmes or Holmes Senior: Mummy Holmes, I guess; she’d probably be easier to have a conversation with.  I don’t think I’d mind with either of them, however.

Go to outfit for everyday: Jeans and a tshirt on my days off (tshirts I buy plain solid ones, then I buy fabric paint and stencils and put geeky stuff on them).  I have work attire that’s usually black formal pants, black modest undershirt, and a button down formal shirt in some sorta color.

Go to outfit to impress: I refer you to the formal outfit above.

5 hobbies (not to be confused with noteworthy skills): Gaming (PC), creative writing, reading (fiction), sewing, watching movies

Opinion of Rosie Watson and Mary Watson: Rosie seems like a perfectly sweet and normal baby.  I’m so sorry she lost her mom, though.  Mary, I’m glad she was happy with John at the end, and I’m so sorry it didn’t last.

Favorite music/book/movies: Music, I really don’t feel that strongly about.  I listen to heavy metal, but I wouldn’t say I have a favorite song.  Books and movies it’s the opposite problem; I love too many to pick just one.  However, I have a go-to answer to both questions for the purpose of conversation.  Favorite book - The Hobbit.  Favorite movie - Havey (to clarify, the one starring Jimmy Stewart)

How well you take rejection on a scale from 1-5: with five being the best?  I’m gonna go with 4.5.  Not a five because I’m not that overconfident.  Yeah it may hurt, but we’ve all been there before (either being rejected or doing the rejecting, whatever), and I’m an adult.  Last time I got rejected, I just said “okay”, walked away, and we remained friends for years after.  It never came up again.

Religious or religious affliations: Agnostic.  I try to be a live-and-let-live type, as long as the other person doesn’t harass me to try & convert me.

Kids or no (note this is wanting them not the ability to have them): I don’t have any at the moment for financial reasons, but I do want them one day.

Out of the Holmes family (Siger, Violet, Sherlock and Eurus) who would you kill, maim, kiss or roommate with and why:

Kill: Eurus.  I know I’m being self centered here, and I am sorry for that, but she comes off to me as a whiney baby that couldn’t take platonic rejection and decided to punish everyone for it.  Grow up. Maim:  Violet, I guess.  I don’t really have super strong negative feelings about anyone else, but she seems to have an attitude that Mycroft is less important than Eurus, and that irritates me. Kiss: Sherlock.  I can tell him it’s for a bet and kiss him on the cheek.  Also, I definitely don’t want to be his roommate; I like sleep. Roommate: Siger.  Don’t know that much about him, but he seems nice.

Do you think what Mycroft did with Eurus (at the time) was justified and needed: YES.  And his parents’ response to finding out about it all was, IMHO, immature and extremely rude.  It’s understandable that their emotions were high in the situation, but there was absolutely no excuse for taking it out on Mycroft.

Please bold the following that you wish to have with Mr. Holmes: Friendship Partnership Marriage Mentorship

A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, officers find a note: 710 57735 34 5508 51 7718. Currently there are 3 suspects:Bill, John, and Todd. Can you break this answer and tell me the reason.  I’m gonna have to admit defeat on this one.  I could google it, but I’d rather not cheat.  I have no idea, sorry.

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?  Your name.  Heard this one before :)

Dwayne Johnson was running away with the loot from a heist in his car along with Vin Diesel. One tire was punctured and he dropped down to replace it. While changing the wheel, he dropped the four nuts that were holding the wheel and they fell into a drain. Vin Diesel gave him an idea using which they were able to drive till the rendezvous point.  Take his loot and get into Vin Diesel’s car.  There’s no reason I can think of why they can’t share a car.  Unless you can space out the remaining nuts on the tire to hold the tire onto the car; probably wouldn’t be good enough for very long, but should be good enough to get them to the rendezvous point, or far enough to ditch the car somewhere safe.  Whichever.

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RULES: repost , don’t reblog . tag some ppl if you want to , i guess ? 
TAGGED BY: drive it like you stole it lads

██▒ GENERAL

NAME: padmé amidala naberrie skywalker 
ALIAS(ES): queen amidala ( technically ) , padmé ( listen i know it’s her real name but as handmaiden naberrie it’s an alias damn it ) , anthia barrie ( rebellion era ). 
GENDER: female 
AGE: canonically anywhere from fourteen to twenty seven, as she dies a month prior to her twenty eighth birthday. 
DATE OF BIRTH: 46 BBY ( june 30th )  
OCCUPATION: princess of theed, queen of naboo, senator of the chommell sector. rebel alliance chief of staff ( rebellion verse ).

██▒ APPEARANCE

EYE COLOR: brown 
HAIR COLOR: dark brown 
HEIGHT: very long and naturally curly 
SCARS: one blaster scar on her left hip, west of her navel and a bit above her hipbone, sustained during the battle of theed. there’s another on the front of her left shoulder, just underneath her collarbone, from an assassination attempt by aurra sing. the masterpiece, however, is three large scars that span the length of her back from right shoulder almost entirely to left hip, from the attempted execution in the arena of geonosis. a connecting scar also mars her upper right arm, though it’s much more faded and healed in comparison to the ones on her back. 
BURNS: minor ones on her fingers and wrists from cooking, nothing very noticeable. 
OVERWEIGHT: nah 
UNDERWEIGHT: tbh padmé’s definitely a bit underweight outside of her pregnancy but it’s just because she hyperfocuses a lot and has a hard time prioritizing things for herself so she often forgets to eat when she’s working on important things.

██▒ FAVORITE

COLOR: ocean blue. 
HAIR COLOR: she’s partial to blonde for obvious reasons, but she doesn’t have a genuine preference. 
EYE COLOR: blue. 
SONG: there’s an old lullaby her mom used to sing to her and sola, and sola sang to her kids, and padmé used to sing to her unborn twins during her pregnancy. that’s her favorite.  
MOVIE: she likes dramatic romances. 
TV SHOW: does this look like a woman who has time for television? 
FOOD: padmé fuckin loves five blossom bread and shuura fruit and tendril nuts. 
DRINK: if she could drink caf intravenously she would. she’s partial to tea as well. 
BOOK: she couldn’t possibly pick one.

██▒ HAVE THEY

PASSED SCHOOL: with flying colors and very early. 
HAD SEX: she’s married. 
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC: define....Public..... 
GOTTEN PREGNANT: yes 
KISSED A BOY: yes 
KISSED A GIRL: yes 
GOTTEN TATTOOS: nah 
GOTTEN PIERCINGS: just her ears 
HAD A BROKEN HEART: LMAO DID SHE EVER 
BEEN IN LOVE: very much so 
STAYED UP FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS: more times than she could count

██▒ ARE THEY

A VIRGIN: nope 
A KISSER: oh god yeah, padmé loves kissing and being kissed. 
SCARED EASILY: not easily, no. 
JEALOUS EASILY: not.....Easily...but she definitely gets jealous yes. 
TRUSTWORTHY: this girl is loyal to the point of self destruction she is so trustworthy padmé please be slightly less trustworthy think of yourself for once in your life 
IN LOVE: verse dependent but honestly at any given moment yeah probably 
SINGLE: verse dependent, generally no

██▒ RANDOM QUESTIONS

HAVE THEY HARMED THEMSELVES: nah she’s like neglected her own needs but never intentionally hurt herself. 
THOUGHT OF SUICIDE: no. 
ATTEMPTED SUICIDE: no. 
WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE: .....yeah..... 
DROVE A CAR: a speeder / speeder bike / ship yes 
HAVE/HAD A JOB: yes 
HAVE ANY FEARS: lmao yeah 100% buddy

██▒ FAMILY

SIBLINGS: older sister, sola, brother in law, darred. 
PARENTS: ruwee and jobal naberrie. 
CHILDREN: luke skywalker and leia organa are her only biological children in mainverse canon; she considers ahsoka tano to be her daughter in most if not all verses, as well as daisy johnson, and also considers cassian andor and jyn erso to be like children to her in most of her rebellion verse variations. in one au, rey kenobi is her daughter. 
PETS: she has a kitten named shiraya she affectionately refers to as shira and y’all can fight me.

TAGGING: everyone.

[seenashwrite]

Gaslight.

Status: Complete Word Count: 1.5K Category: One-shot; Family; Humor; Witty Banter; Snarky Siblings; AU-Pseudo* Rating: Teen & Up Characters: Dean, Jane*, Sam Pairings: N/A Warnings: None Author’s Note(s): This is a little vignette that could be a stand-a-lone or an accompaniment to "Supernatural: Revelation”; more post-story Overall Summary: A lively conversation amongst siblings - just your typical morning in the bunker.

When Dean walked into the library, all shuffling slippers and sips of coffee, she began to read aloud.

“They could be careless people, Sam and Dean. They smashed up things and creatures, then retreated back into their bunker or their vast solitude, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the messes they had made…”

He rubbed at his unshaven jaw with his free hand, blinking purposefully more than a few times as he eased into better lighting. Threw a yawn and a head scratch in there somewhere to completely paint the picture. She met his grogginess with sharp eyes, bringing her gaze up and over the top of her reading glasses.

“That's kinda pretty," Dean commented, flopping into a chair across the table from her. Then, after a moment of consideration, he added, "I mean, it's also kinda insulting. But pretty. You write that?"

She grinned. “No. Well. Sort-of.”

That earned her a look.

“The parts about you guys are all me. The pretty belongs to Fitzgerald.”

“Who?”

“You know. Gatsby.”

Dean wrinkled his nose. “Look, I’m not saying I hate Leo, just... I’m not gonna cry if an iceberg happens to--”

And that earned him an exaggerated eye-roll-sigh-combo. He hid a smile behind his cup with the next sip. She wasn’t even in the neighborhood of serious.

“I’ll loan you the book,” she offered. “I’ve got an actual copy somewhere. It’s a quick read, you’ll be done in no time.”

“Bathroom?”

“Not that quick.”

“Who said anything about--”

Dean was blessedly cut off by the sound of the outer door banging shut, followed shortly by the inner door’s built-in alarm system of loud creaks and groans. Then Sam’s sneakered feet were bounding down the staircase. 

“Morning!” he called to them, still in a jog, hanging a right and heading to the kitchen.

“Anyway, I know Fitzgerald.”

“Okay,” she replied absently, pulling her finger across the screen, whipping through the pages in reverse, ready to go back to when Gatsby called on Daisy.

“Yeah, he wrote... aw damn, what was the...”

FLIP. FLIP. SCAN. FLIP.

“...oh, yeah - that case. Benjamin Button.”

Her fingertip screeched to a halt and her narrowed eyes met his. “What?” she shot back, a little more clipped than she’d meant to, but what.

Dean watched as she processed what he’d said, then as she quickly minimized the book window, pulled up a browser and started typing.

“I know I’m right,” he informed her. 

“About what?” Sam asked, coming to sit beside him.

Dean wrinkled his nose. Again. “You stink.”

“Well, so do you,” Sam responded calmly before gulping down more water from the already half-empty bottle in his hand.

“Shut. Up. You’re right,” Jane announced.

“Right about what?” Sam asked. Again.

“Janey doesn’t think I’m well-read,” Dean replied.

“Janey doesn’t think that at all, but she does wish you’d quit being so uppity.”

Sam and Dean both snickered.

“We were talking Fitzgerald and Benjamin Button,” Dean explained.

“No, but really - I know ol’ Scottie wrote lots of stuff, but that just seems... a little random, I guess,” said Jane.

“He’s not reading the classics on the john, if that’s what you’re thinking,” Sam told her, causing Dean and Jane to share raised eyebrows and amused looks.

“Ah, okay, not gonna ask,” Sam stated, but there was a chuckle behind it. “Look in the early 20th century section, should be under... oh... Midwest, I think....” 

He glanced at Dean. 

“I wanna say Iowa,” came his older brother’s response, and he nodded.

“Me, too. Check Iowa first.”

Jane nodded as well, closed down the window she had up and tapped the link that led to their ever-growing virtual file cabinets. 

Lots of lore to be had out there, and no more than a click or three or five away, sure. But there was just something about the rest. Something about the more personal things. 

Being able to take all of it along - their research, Men of Letters case files, John’s and Bobby’s scanned-in handwritten notes, whatever was leftover from the Campbell stash - it was kind’ve a nice little security blanket when motel bedding wasn’t up to snuff.

“Are you watching this? This is me not asking questions and just trusting you,” Jane said in an almost sing-song voice, eyes down, scrolling through an index at lightning speed.

“We noticed,” they replied in near-unison.

“Because you haven’t bothered to share with me what the hell any of this has to do with playboy millionaires or buttoned Benjamins...” 

“Want me to spoil you?” Sam asked.

She immediately set the tablet aside and perched her glasses atop her head. “You have both my adoration and my attention,” Jane answered with a smile.

“See, now why--” 

Dean sat up straighter, looking and speaking to Sam but pointing at Jane. Then he reversed course, pointing at his brother but directing his question towards his sister.

“Why don’t you talk to me like that? It’s just mean, is what it is, and it makes me think you’re--”

“Trying to hurt your feelings?” Jane finished for him, and with nothing less than a nauseated look on her face. “God, don’t say it’s that, I will be so disappointed in you, you have no idea.” 

“She’s kissing my ass so she doesn’t have to dig through the entire 20th century,” Sam advised him, then worked on killing off the rest of his water bottle.

Dean arched an eyebrow at Jane, and she shrugged. 

“It’s a big-ass file, my dude.”

“Yeah but you’re in charge of research. Sammy’s off the bench and--”

Sam made a mild sputtering sound, coughing a little when Dean’s statement hit his ears at the same time those last drops of water hit his throat.

“’Sammy’s off the bench?’” Sam repeated, slowly turning in his seat to stare at Dean.

“You know what I mean.”

Sam’s jaw dropped and then his volume kicked up a notch. “No. No, Dean, I don’t. I don’t know at all what you mean.”

“Oh son of...” Jane muttered under her breath, sliding the glasses back to her nose and the tablet to its original position.

The men bickered, but it didn’t get too far gone because Jane shortly hit pay dirt, and the conversation she began to hold with herself drifted in-and-amongst their own.

“Cross-reference by one 'Winchester, Dean' for 'Benjamin Button', nice,” she commented.

“I've never not been off the bench, so yeah - it's insulting,” Sam was saying.

“Backwards Plague, Iowa, Johnson County..." Jane continued, reading a little louder.

"You shoulda heard what she said about us earlier," Dean was countering.

"Aren't we a little old for that?" Sam asked.

"What?"

"Passing blame along?"

"...people between sixteen and twenty-four were said to be losing weight, then  overall body mass....”

“I'm not passing anything, she said you and I smash crap and then leave the crap lying around."

"...then when they got all the way down to being newborns, this 'plague' stopped and they grew up again." Finished, Jane pulled her glasses back up to her head. "I swear, Iowa is following me."

The fussing was put on pause, both men looking at her with odd expressions.

"Sam, Johnson County - that doesn't happen to be where the... shoot, what were we thinking it was? A bridge or door or whatever? Out in that field, and that man plowed under like a third of his crop to give a bunch of baseball-playing ghosts somewhere to haunt?" she asked.

"Yeah,” Sam confirmed, then looked to Dean. “Back in the ‘80s. They'd terrorized the previous dozen or so owners, of course it was never disclosed. Guy nearly lost his farm, but probably saved his family’s lives."

"Huh," Dean commented. 

"See?" Jane said to him. "I'm the research queen.”

A pause. 

“Queen-consort.” 

Another pause. 

“A duchess-by-marriage, at least."

Sam stood and Dean handed him his empty coffee cup without a word. 

Jane tried and failed to squash a tiny grin at the look on Sam's face, but he didn't seem to care, asking if she'd like him to start the kettle for her. She glanced at her watch. The research mini-break she’d spent partying at Jay’s had gotten away from her, cutting straight through her usual tea time.

“You’re my favorite,” she told Sam with a wink. 

Dean shot her a bird as he pretended to scratch his nose. So Sam thumped his ear. Typical morning.

"I forget, does it say anything else? Did anybody ever find out what was up with that stuff?" Dean asked her as Sam left the room.

"Corn poltergeists," Jane replied. 

They stared at each other in silence for a few moments before she spoke again.

“This is my life.”

“Welcome to the club, kiddo. And I meant the other thing. The Backdoor plague.”

“Backwards plague, and you know it.”

Back on went the glasses.

“Hold on, lemme see... no, I don't think... you know, for heaven's...” Jane brought a flat expression up to meet Dean’s slightly smug one. “No. No resolution that I can see. But I do see it was all written up by an Iowan M-O-L brother: one 'Fitzgerald, Harvey'.”

Dean didn't bother to hide a smirk because, well, why start now?

"I hate you," said Jane.

"You love me," said Dean.

"I know."

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What If Harry Potter Had A twin sister this is the life of Ivy Siri Potter

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by Flowergirl2201

What if Harry had a twin sister who was sorted into Slytherin, we’ll this is what I think would happen.

I know I suck at writing summaries but please give this a chance I’ve been working really hard on it.

Chapter one: Information about the character as of 6th year.

Words: 215, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of One small change can change everything Harry Potter AU fics

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Cedric Diggory, The Dursley’s, Poppy Pomfrey, Luna Lovegood, Horace Slughorn, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Dobby (Harry Potter), Winky (Harry Potter), Draco Malfoy, Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Peter Pettigrew, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Mrs. Zabini, Blaise Zabini Mom, Moaning Myrtle, Portrait Walburga Black, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Fenrir Greyback, Vincent Crabbe, Viktor Krum, Nagini (Harry Potter), Tom Riddle Sr., Cho Chang, Portrait Ariana Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Oliver Wood, Lee Jorden, Percy Weasley, Dudley Dursley, Regulus Black, Gregory Goyle, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fleur Delacour, Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter

Relationships: Blaise Zabini/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character & Arther Weasley, Harry Potter & Sirius Black, Original Female Character & Sirius Black, Tom Riddle | Voldemort & Original Female Character(s), Moaning Myrtle & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Molly Weasley, Harry Potter & Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Original Female Character & Poppy Pomfrey, Horace Slughorn & Original Female Character, Horace Slughorn & Lilly Evans Potter, Harry Potter & Horace Slughorn, Original Female Character & Regulus Black, kind of - Relationship, Lily Evans Potter/ James Potter, Draco Malfoy & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Luna Lovegood, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Cho Chang/ Harry Potter, Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood, Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley, Bill Weasley & Charlie Weasley & Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Ginny Weasley & Ron Weasley, Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley, Lee Jordan/George Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley, -Minor, Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil

Additional Tags: Harry Potter Has a Twin, Harry Potter Has a Sibling, Mixed Media, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hagrid acting as Harry father figure, I will die on that hill, BAMF Ginny Weasley, BAMF Cho Chang, BAMF Hermione Granger, BAMF Ron Weasley, BAMF Harry Potter, BAMF Ivy Potter, BAMF Original Character, School Assignments, Essays, Book: The Tales of Beedle the Bard, Book: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Amazing boyfriend Blaise Zabini, Good Blaise Zabini, Protective Blaise Zabini, BAMF Blaise Zabini, Brother-Sister Relationships, Not Incest, Family Feels, Found Family, Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Society (Harry Potter), Death Eaters, Werewolves, Minor Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Minor Cho Chang/Harry Potter, Cho Chang is amazing, The Tale of the Three Brothers, BAMF Lily Evans Potter, Arther Weasley is amazing as well, Good Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Good Father Arther Weasley, BAMF Arther Weasley, Emotional Manipulation, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Some Albus Dumbledore bashing, but it’s really just pointing up messed up things he did in canon, Evil Voldemort, Morally Grey Severus Snape, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Dudley Dursley Redemption, Dudley Dursley Has a Magical Child, Luna Lovegood is a Good Friend, Keeping your feelings inside, Spying, I was not alive in the 90s so please forgive me if I make a mistake relating to the time period, Winona Ryder references, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Siblings drifting apart, and then coming back together again, No Tom Riddle Sr bashing, in this house we realize that he was a victim of sexual assault, and that you should leave your assaulter., Child Abuse, Evil Fenrir Greyback, how is that not already a tag, Mentor Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin Lives, Tonks Lives, Mind Manipulation, kind off, Possession, Hypnosis, Mind Control, NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE BAD, S.P.E.W, SPEW | Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Book 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Not Epilogue Compliant, Angst, It dose get dark at the end but no more dark then canon, Partly a fic and partly not a fic, Family Bonding, James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Die, Unrequited Sirius/Remus, Gay Sirius Black, Asexual Harry Potter, Clothing, A lot of My Chemical Romance references, Song: Welcome to the Black Parade, Rita Skeeters a bitch, Major Character Injury, Major Original Character(s), Dragons, outsider pov, news papers

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Furious 7

The first official spinoff of the Fast and Furious franchise hit theaters this weekend with the release of Hobbs and Shaw. It only seems fitting then with that hitting theaters to continue my trek through covering the series here with 2015’s Furious 7 (trailer). The seventh entry in the series showcased Jason Statham in the role of the unstoppable villain, Deckard Shaw. Furious 7 also infamously went down as the last film in the series to feature one of the two franchise lead-men, Paul Walker since he perished in a tragic car wreck in the midst of shooting this film. His brother took his place in several stand-in spots for the final scenes to be shot with his character. Needless to say one of the burning questions I had originally going into this at the theaters opening weekend was how were they going to handle writing him off the series? I will cross that bridge in towards the end of this entry. Furious 7 has a new director at the helm with James Wan of Saw, Insidious and Conjuring fame. He has a killer opening shot of Deckard Shaw at the hospital bedside of his brother, Owen (Luke Evans), who barely survived the aftermath of his clash with Dom (Vin Diesel) in the last film and Deckard promising to avenge him. Another opening act shot that gelled with me was Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and Dom revisiting the Race Wars rally for the first time in the series since the original film to get our obligatory drag race out of the way early where Letty easily lays waste to her opposition. I appreciated the callback to Race Wars, and was surprised to see them dig out periphery character Hector (Noel Gugliemi) from the original film to make a fun cameo too.

Just like the post-credits tag scene in Fast & Furious 6 eluded to, Furious 7 finally puts a tidy bow on the split timelines in the canon. Stick with me…..the previous three Fast films technically all took place before Tokyo Drift since Han (Sung Kang) perished in that film but the filmmakers liked him so much that they kept bringing him back. To wrap up this glaring loose end, after an exhilarating fight with Hobbs (Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson), Shaw breaks into Hobbs’ computer to find the location of Han and assassinate him to get Dom’s attention. Props to Furious 7 for tracking down Lucas Black to get him back in his role as Sean Boswell for a scene with Dom wrapping up the Tokyo chapter of the series. I remember being both stoked to see Black back, and bummed to see him limited to only one scene and almost expected to see him welcomed as part of Dom’s gang. There are currently rumors he will be back in a bigger role in the upcoming ninth film in the series. Since we still see Dom’s crew at Han’s funeral and all the succeeding events seemingly transpire in the weeks afterwards it is safe to presume this movie still is set in 2006 when Tokyo Drift initially released….that is until we see in the early part of Furious 7 Letty visiting her old grave that has a 2009 death year on it from when we thought she died in the fourth film, which should have took place before Tokyo Drift…..ah forget it.

Anyways, point being is whenever year Furious 7 transpires, it is hard to believe it was in the 2000s decade (aka ‘The Aughts’) after Dom’s crew meets up with secret government ghost agent Mr. Nobody (Kurt Russell). Mr. Nobody essentially gives the government’s unofficial backing to Dom’s gang as their go to master heist crew for secret-ops missions. He also introduces the gang to all kinds of high-tech level gadgetry right that seems like it was pulled right out of the latest 007 film. I could not remember the name of Russell’s character when writing this and I cannot stand the name ‘Mr. Nobody’ the moment I looked it up for reference for this so I will instead just refer to his character as his real name Kurt Russell from here on out because Kurt Russell is portrayed as a bonafide badass in this film. Russell helps Dom’s crew rescue kidnapped hacker, Ramsey (Nathalie Emmanuel), who has knowledge of a ‘God’s Eye’ device which has access to all the security and cell phone cameras across the world. Of course, there are the now-obligatory ridiculous stunt scenes that result in Team Ride or Die snatching Ramsey away from the terrorists. It involves a hilarious sequence of skydiving cars and culminates with Dom escaping terrorists by intentionally flipping his car down a cliff and literally walking right out of the totaled car and brushing it off without any injury! Not even a bandage! Trust me, things get even more gloriously ludicrous from there when Ramsey tells the crew they must traverse to Abu Dhabi to procure the ‘God’s Eye.’ If you thought things were bonkers with the safe in Fast Five and the heroic tank leaps and infinite runway in the sixth movie, then props to Wan for somehow topping those stunts with a must-see to believe ‘Cars Can’t Fly’ moment in Furious 7 involving a three million dollar car and the Etihad Towers. It is easily one of the all-time ‘holy shit’ moments in big-budget blockbuster cinema history, and that is saying something!

After some more back and forth shenanigans with Shaw, everything comes to a boil in a heavy duty final act involving predator drones, car jousts, Hobbs donning a chain gun against a helicopter and an epic Dom vs Shaw street fight. This all adds up to Dom’s gang being masters at car-heisting, street races, breathtaking vehicle stunt-work and fluent in the latest and greatest top-secret government tech. 007 Car Heisters….or something like that. This is the first time I saw Furious 7 since the theaters and I forgot about how awesome the overall arc and climatic action/stunt-work/heist scenes were compared to the previous movies. It is easily in the same class with the raised stakes and budget the previous two movies established. A lot of that amazing stunt work is chronicled in the near two hours of extra features. Flying Cars is a fascinating watch to see how skydivers literally jumped out with flying cars to get those up-close camera shots during the car skydiving sequence. Tower Jumps is also worth checking out to see how the ‘Cars Can’t Fly’ sequence was pulled off. Both are quick watches at around seven minutes each while Talking Fast is a broader all encompassing extra at just over a half hour where Wan curates his favorite moments and scenes from the film and it nicely jumps to interviews with the cast members involved in each moment and Wan provides additional insight to how he pulled off some key shots. Talking Fast suffices for the lack of a commentary track from Wan that Justin Lin spoiled me with on the last four Fast home video releases.

There are a few other smaller extras on the BluRay covering other stunt-work and fight scenes, but what surprisingly jumped out to me in this last smattering of bonus features is one covering the making of the Fast and Furious Supercharged Ride attraction at Universal Studios. I coincidentally went on that ride on vacation earlier this year and can confirm it captures the spirit of the films and spares no expense when compared to the other big budget rides at Universal Studios. Finally, there is the Wiz Khalifa music video, ‘See You Again’ that is easily identified for being the song that closed off Furious 7 with its emotional farewell scene for Paul Walker. Yes, it is time to touch on Furious 7 sending Paul Walker off into the sunset. Wan and the rest of the filmmakers could not have done it any better. It is undoubtedly a rough scene to get through and I would be lying if I said I was not holding back any sniffles and getting dusty-eyed throughout it. Part of me thought they were going to kill off Connor, and I had no idea what the script originally called for, but the final on-screen product was the perfect way to sunset the Connor and Mia (Jordana Brewster) characters out of the picture by them going on their own to be a family. I will never forget I was at a gas station shortly after leaving a minor league hockey game with another film buff when I found out about the news and we both needed a moment to take it all in. Ironically enough, earlier that day before the hockey game I was at a pawn shop and bought the PS2 Fast and Furious game.

This was the final film in the franchise I watched along with Dan, Vinny and Alex of Giant Bomb in their Film and 40s commentary series. It made for once again another highly entertaining watch as I echoed many of their sentiments throughout. Highlights include the quote ‘That’s some Asura’s Wrath shit’ during a big stunt moment, Dan picking Alex’s brain on getting into Deftones, priceless reactions to the huge car skydiving and tower leap moments, predicting future celebrity villains, them trying to add up the Tokyo Drift plot lines like I was earlier and searching online for a replica Vin Diesel cross necklace on Amazon. Oh yeah, and I did indeed share along in the sniffles with them during the aforementioned emotional final scene. And that is Furious 7. I apologize for repeating myself, but it seems worth repeating all I remembered going into it again was the Paul Walker farewell and I forgot how good the stuntwork and caliber of jaw-dropping moments were here especially when stacked up to prior films in the series. Again, Furious 7 stands in the same league with the big budget blockbusters that the fifth and sixth installments evolved into and I loved how it found another way to raise the stakes by introducing Kurt Russell’s character into the fray and giving them the government’s unofficial blessing as being super-hi-tech ghost agents. With the untimely death of Paul Walker and the fitting farewell scene for him to close off the film I will forever have a special place for Furious 7 in the brand’s hierarchy.

'For Paul' Other Random Backlog Movie Blogs 3 12 Angry Men (1957) 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown 21 Jump Street The Accountant Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Atari: Game Over The Avengers: Age of Ultron The Avengers: Infinity War Batman: The Killing Joke Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Bounty Hunters Cabin in the Woods Captain America: Civil War Captain America: The First Avenger Captain America: The Winter Soldier Christmas Eve Clash of the Titans (1981) Clint Eastwood 11-pack Special The Condemned 2 Countdown Creed Deck the Halls Die Hard Dredd The Eliminators The Equalizer Dirty Work Faster Fast and Furious I-VIII Field of Dreams Fight Club The Fighter For Love of the Game Good Will Hunting Gravity Guardians of the Galaxy Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Hercules: Reborn Hitman Indiana Jones 1-4 Ink The Interrogation Interstellar Jobs Joy Ride 1-3 Major League Man of Steel Man on the Moon Marine 3-6 Metallica: Some Kind of Monster Mortal Kombat National Treasure National Treasure: Book of Secrets The Replacements Reservoir Dogs Rocky I-VII Running Films Part 1 Running Films Part 2 San Andreas ScoobyDoo Wrestlemania Mystery The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Shoot em Up Skyscraper Small Town Santa Steve Jobs Source Code Star Trek I-XIII Take Me Home Tonight TMNT The Tooth Fairy 1 & 2 UHF Veronica Mars Vision Quest The War Wild Wonder Woman The Wrestler (2008) X-Men: Apocalypse X-Men: Days of Future Past

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What If Harry Potter Had A twin sister this is the life of Ivy Siri Potter

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by Flowergirl2201

What if Harry had a twin sister who was sorted into Slytherin, we’ll this is what I think would happen.

I know I suck at writing summaries but please give this a chance I’ve been working really hard on it.

Chapter one: Information about the character as of 6th year.

Words: 215, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of One small change can change everything Harry Potter AU fics

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Cedric Diggory, The Dursley’s, Poppy Pomfrey, Luna Lovegood, Horace Slughorn, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Dobby (Harry Potter), Winky (Harry Potter), Draco Malfoy, Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Peter Pettigrew, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Mrs. Zabini, Blaise Zabini Mom, Moaning Myrtle, Portrait Walburga Black, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Fenrir Greyback, Vincent Crabbe, Viktor Krum, Nagini (Harry Potter), Tom Riddle Sr., Cho Chang, Portrait Ariana Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Oliver Wood, Lee Jorden, Percy Weasley, Dudley Dursley, Regulus Black, Gregory Goyle, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fleur Delacour, Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter

Relationships: Blaise Zabini/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character & Arther Weasley, Harry Potter & Sirius Black, Original Female Character & Sirius Black, Tom Riddle | Voldemort & Original Female Character(s), Moaning Myrtle & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Molly Weasley, Harry Potter & Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Original Female Character & Poppy Pomfrey, Horace Slughorn & Original Female Character, Horace Slughorn & Lilly Evans Potter, Harry Potter & Horace Slughorn, Original Female Character & Regulus Black, kind of - Relationship, Lily Evans Potter/ James Potter, Draco Malfoy & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Luna Lovegood, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Cho Chang/ Harry Potter, Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood, Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley, Bill Weasley & Charlie Weasley & Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Ginny Weasley & Ron Weasley, Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley, Lee Jordan/George Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley, -Minor, Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil

Additional Tags: Harry Potter Has a Twin, Harry Potter Has a Sibling, Mixed Media, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hagrid acting as Harry father figure, I will die on that hill, BAMF Ginny Weasley, BAMF Cho Chang, BAMF Hermione Granger, BAMF Ron Weasley, BAMF Harry Potter, BAMF Ivy Potter, BAMF Original Character, School Assignments, Essays, Book: The Tales of Beedle the Bard, Book: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Amazing boyfriend Blaise Zabini, Good Blaise Zabini, Protective Blaise Zabini, BAMF Blaise Zabini, Brother-Sister Relationships, Not Incest, Family Feels, Found Family, Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Society (Harry Potter), Death Eaters, Werewolves, Minor Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Minor Cho Chang/Harry Potter, Cho Chang is amazing, The Tale of the Three Brothers, BAMF Lily Evans Potter, Arther Weasley is amazing as well, Good Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Good Father Arther Weasley, BAMF Arther Weasley, Emotional Manipulation, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Some Albus Dumbledore bashing, but it’s really just pointing up messed up things he did in canon, Evil Voldemort, Morally Grey Severus Snape, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Dudley Dursley Redemption, Dudley Dursley Has a Magical Child, Luna Lovegood is a Good Friend, Keeping your feelings inside, Spying, I was not alive in the 90s so please forgive me if I make a mistake relating to the time period, Winona Ryder references, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Siblings drifting apart, and then coming back together again, No Tom Riddle Sr bashing, in this house we realize that he was a victim of sexual assault, and that you should leave your assaulter., Child Abuse, Evil Fenrir Greyback, how is that not already a tag, Mentor Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin Lives, Tonks Lives, Mind Manipulation, kind off, Possession, Hypnosis, Mind Control, NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE BAD, S.P.E.W, SPEW | Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Book 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Not Epilogue Compliant, Angst, It dose get dark at the end but no more dark then canon, Partly a fic and partly not a fic, Family Bonding, James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Die, Unrequited Sirius/Remus, Gay Sirius Black, Asexual Harry Potter, Clothing, A lot of My Chemical Romance references, Song: Welcome to the Black Parade, Rita Skeeters a bitch, Major Character Injury, Major Original Character(s), Dragons, outsider pov, news papers

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