#But Yeah Imma try to make this day special ;v;

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It'z My Birthday 2day!!!! :D

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Hey V, listen, Julieta and Kronk, Cooking.

-cursed

....this is such a big brain crossover. Imma fucking do it.

"Antonio! Mijo, I got all the supplies you asked me for!"

Antonio jumped from the couch to check her basket. Eggs, cream cheese, feta cheese, parm, Everything they needed.

"Gracias tìa!"

"Of course. Now, remind me when your friend is supposed to be coming?"

"He said tonight."

Julieta helped him put everything on the counter. Antonio was such a sweet, friendly boy, was it any wonder that joining the 'squirrel scouts' made him so happy? He even made a very special friend that was coming over for dinner to cook. She had a feeling she'd probably have to help him, but it was good to encourage the young ones. She put everything in the fridge, when the doorbell rang. Antonio grinned as she grabbed her hand, and ran to the door.

"Hold on Tonito! I can't run as fast as you mijo!"

She laughed, only managing to catch her breath once she was at the front door. Little Antonio was jumping in place, precioso. She opened the door, expecting to see an equally adorable little boy. She did not get that. She got a very tall, very muscular man. Before she could try to figure out why this stranger was here, he knelt down in front of Antonio.

"Antonio! How you doing, little fella?"

"Hey Kronk! I'm doing great, SO excited! Oh oh oh, can we do the handshake? I want tìa to see!"

Kronk glanced at her for a second, before she watched her little nephew do a rather complicated handshake with him, ending with them making a noise that sounded like a squirrel. Kronk got up, and gave her a little wave.

"Heya! Nice to meet you, I'm Kronk, his squirrel scout leader! You must be...?"

"Uhm. Julieta. His aunt. Tìa, if you will. Antonio didn't mention his friend was..."

"Was what?"

They both looked at her, and she stopped for a moment, before nervously chuckling.

"Was so polite! Please, come in. We're just about to start dinner, and he tells me you like cooking?"

Kronk let out a bit of an excited squeal as he followed her into the kitchen.

"Oh I love it! Wait till you try my spinach puffs! I-oh kitchen is gorgeous. I could live in this, I mean-"

He looked around excitedly, before gasping at her stove, resting his head upon it and stroking it lovingly.

"Oh. She's beautiful. I'm a married man, but If I wasn't, I'm telling you, she'd be the one."

Julieta looked at Antonio, who just appeared absolutely giddy. If he was happy, she supposed.

"Kronk, do you need help cooking? I usually do it around here but-"

"How often do you cook?"

"She cooks every day!"

Saying it like that made it SOUND bad, even if it was right from the mouth if babes. Kronk shook his head furiously, as if he was aghast.

"Oh no, no no no, no. You HAVE to let me cook for you."

"Oh no, really, I couldn't-"

"I insist!"

Antonio, ever the mediator, seemed to have just the idea.

"What if all three of us cook? Please please please?"

She was going to say no, but both Kronk and Antonio gave her such pleading looks, she couldn't say no. She sighed, before gently nodding.

"Alright, fair enough. I will help you two cook."

"Yes!"

Antonio high fived Kronk, before joining him at the sink to wash their hands. Julieta joined them at the counter, ready as ever.

"So, what first?"

"Well, if you wanna cut the spinach and shallots, me and the animal guy can get started on the cheese-!"

He was interrupted by Pierce the panther suddenly at his side, the tub of cream cheese in his mouth. Antonio grinned pridefully.

"I asked him to get it, since he wants to help!"

Kronk sighed, hand over his chest in relief.

"I. Will never get used to that. Uh...good kitty."

He rinsed the container free of cat drool, before opening it. Julieta cut the spinach and shallots as he liked, watching Kronk work with little Antonio. He was so careful, so cheerful with him, it was quite frankly, sweet.

"So...like this?"

"Yeah, that's it! Now, I KNOW you don't eat meat because of your little animal buddies, which makes you just a SUPER squirrel scout, so we're gonna MAKE our own bacon!"

Julieta watched as he pulled something out of his bag. Muschrooms. She couldn't help but interrupt, even as she cooked the shallots and spinach like he asked her to.

"You...make fake meat?"

"For kids like Antonio, yeah! Gotta make sure all my little squakers get to eat!"

Antonio grinned up at her, trying not to jump on his little stool.

"I'm the only one too, so I get to eat more than the other kids!"

"Well, after I try some. Chef's gotta taste his cooking, afterall. You wanna see how I make it?"

Julieta nodded. She had to admit, it was difficult, finding foods that Antonio could eat with the family (that had variety at least). She watched as he cut mushrooms, but them on the stovetop, and added oil, salt, pepper, sugar, honey, paprika, and garlic powder. He was clearly comfortable in the kitchen, hands moving as if this was a magic act.

"Now this is what REALLY makes it. Liquid smoke. Add just a drop, boom, bacon. Here, you can have it."

Julieta looked over the bottle in her hands. She never saw something like this before, and she wasn't going to lie, there was something so...exciting about a whole knew ingredient. He pulled them off the stove after a minute of cooking, and once they looked crispy, he added it to a bowl, dousing it in more seasonings. He offered the bowl to them to try it, and while it certainly wasn't the same thing, it was in fact, new, and absolutely delicious.

"This is...Muy delicioso. You'll have to write down the recipe for me, Kronk."

"Hey, it's so easy, you'll get it in no time. Now, we cut this up, add it to the mix. And we need an egg, if a certain scout wants to help me out here. Come on, need some muscles over here."

Antonio was very happy to add the egg to the mix, letting the bird suddenly on his shoulder eat the shells.

"Do you need me to get the masa out of the fridge-"

"Tìa! You got anything for me to...woah."

They turned to look at Camilo, who of course, already had a snack in his hand. Julieta gestured to Kronk.

"This is Antonio's squirrel scout leader, Kronk. Kronk, this is Antonio's big brother, Camilo. Camilo, don't be rude."

Camilo's confusion was replaced with a smirk, and Camilo leaned against the counter right next to him.

"Maldito papi, you're a big guy, aren't you?~"

Julieta sighed into her hand. Of course. Kronk looked confused, before smiling.

"Oh, well thanks! I work out a lot. That way I get to eat more."

"You should let me eat that-"

"Camilo, Kronk here is married."

Camilo scoffed, rolling his eyes dramatically.

"Damn tìa, he's married, not buried."

Julieta was about to kick him out, when Antonio tugged on her sleeve.

"Can Camilo cook with us? Please?"

Kronk looked at her, before shrugging.

"I don't mind. We could use someone to help me egg wash."

"I heard 'you' and 'washed', I'm in."

Camilo was at the counter, watching as Kronk spread the dough. Kronk handed him the bowl with the egg wash, letting him have a try. Only, he wasn't exactly doing it right.

"You uh, need help little guy?"

"Oh COULD you, Kronk? Just. Guide my hand, I'm just oh so clueless ~"

Camilo got such a big head when Kronk took his hand, and guided it against the dough. She was definitely gonna talk to Pepa about this later. Once they were done, Antonio helped put the filling in. Julieta helped with the folding, given the fact that Kronk's style was a bit unique. He watched her in fascination and glee.

"Wow, you are REALLY good at that. Feel like you're better than me. Oh yeah, it's all comin' together."

He clapped, despite the flour dusting his hands. She chuckled.

"I have lots of practice. Now, oven?"

She helped him set the oven, and Camilo took the fifteen minute wait time as a challenge.

"So. You hang out with my little brother."

"That's right! Little Tony over here is one of the sunniest, fun kids I've ever had!"

Antonio fed scraps of food to the various animals around him, nodding at Kronk's words.

"Kronk us so much FUN! We do all kinds of cool activities!"

"Yep! Even in the teen division we have some real neat stuff to do."

"Teen division?"

Oh no. If only Kronk knew. Kronk nodded.

"Oh yeah, we get guys your age in there. It's mostly sports and stretches."

Camilo played with a curl of his own hair as he studied him.

"You uh...mind showing me what kinda stretches?"

"Sure! We have your squats,"

Camilo watched with not so appropriate interest as Kronk squatted, she was so tempted to just cover his eyes.

"Your frog,"

Kronk laid on the floor, bent his arms, and lifted his legs up a bit. He held it for a moment before standing back up with surprising quickness.

"And, with the more advanced classes, ya got your 'plow'"

"Dios-PLEASE show me the plow."

"Pepa!! Come get your son!"

That was just a BIT too much. Pepa walked in alongside Félix. Pepa nodded at Kronk.

"Hey Kronk-what are you yelling at my son for now?"

Félix gave his wife a look, completely bewildered.

"Okay-who is this guy?"

"Oye I told you- Antonio and the squirrel scouts, remember? This is his troop leader, Kronk. I didn't know he was coming."

Antonio opened his arms for his mami to pick him up, and she immediately indulged him.

"I invited him to come and help cook! He said he wanted to meet the family!"

"I for one, am happy to have him as a guest. El hombre consiguió pasteles durante días~"

Pepa gave him a look for being inappropriate to a fully grown man, but was interrupted when Félix sniffed the air.

"Is...something burning?"

"MY PUFFS!!!"

He cried, immediately reaching into the oven, just BARELY remembering to put on his oven mitt. He put the tray on the counter, and sighed.

"Oh, saved 'em!"

Camilo took one from the tray, blowing on it furiously, just in time for Agustín to walk in.

"Mi amor I-who's this guy?"

Camilo spoke through his full mouth, seeming to sink into his foor.

"My future husband at this fucking point, mierda these things are good!"

Julieta helped herself to one, as did everyone else. Julieta sighed in delight, somehow feeling at peace with the food in her hands.

"He's right. These are very delightful, very heartfelt. I feel the love and effort in this. You should be VERY proud of yourself, Kronk."

Kronk blinked at her. Then his lips started to wobble. Then he just BURST into tears.

"Y-you really liked it?!"

"W-yes! Why are you crying?"

"I haven't had anyone s-said they're proud of me s-since-!"

He was sniffling too loud to be understood. Her heart immediately melted for him, and she ran up to embrace him. She let him cry and stiff loudly into her shoulder, and she lightly patted his back in comfort.

"Ya ya, pobrecito, cariño."

She watched as a squirrel ran up his shoulder, chattering against his ear. He sniffed, gently shaking his head.

"N-no, I don't need water, thank you."

Camilo raised a brow at him, helping to pat his back.

"Uh, I don't think...the SQUIRREL said that, hunkcules."

Antonio shook his little head.

"No? That's what Bucky said. Kronk can talk to squirrels."

Antonio certainly...brought an interesting friend over.

[skiiyoomin]

Jungkook as your boyfriend

warnings: none

main masterlist

tbh, he was too scared to approach you

his hyungs had to force him to talk to you

very very nervous

eventually he opened up and yeah, now you have the chaotic side of him

almost shit his pants when he confessed 🤡

extremly relieved to know you like him back

and now he´s all shy again

loving him is like a rollercoaster tbh

a good one tho :)

a lot of inside dates

i think he´d rather stay at home all comfy with you rather than going out

although he doesn´t mind doing something crazy every once in a while

but his ult favorite dates are video game dates with a shit ton of snack 😫

you guys have a lot of inside jokes

and use them in front of the members to confuse them

yall love teasing them too like give em a break

but you tease each other just as much

l o v e s making you flustered, it makes his heart swell and he can´t help his adorable bunny smile dvfqg

he´s got an attitude and always gives his hyungs sass but you´re really the only one to make him cool down

the memebers as well as Jungkook himself appreciate that a lot ;)

but his competitive side is wild aff

if he wants something he´s gonna get it

Jk is a shy boi so PDA isn´t his thing

unless he has to prove someone you´re his

if he senses someone eyeing you, he´ll pull you close to him and glare at the person

no one can steal you away >:(

at home tho, it´s a whole other story

clingy af

but you can´t complain

biggest baby when you cuddle

he gets all pouty when you need to get up :(

please squish his cheeks and give him big smooched everywhere

they make him feel so loved and warm sobs

expect lots of compliments and praises

he loves you soo much and hates seeing you bring yourself down

so instead he´s gonna bring you up >:D

pls do the same to him tho

it makes him feel so special when you praise him and tell him how proud you are of his hard work :,)

it´s given that he has immaculate taste in fashion, so yall often go out to buy clothes

makes you try on all sorts of outfits

takes a whole bunch of pictures too

one of your most frequent activites is late night driving with a relaxing playlist he created

ok but imagine him driving with a hand on your thigh and rubbing circles with his thumb plsss imma die now

he´s pretty rational so i don´t see argument happening all that much

it´s all usually over stupid things that you get over by the end of the day

his kisses are always so sweet :,)

he´s a sucker for eskimo kisses and you cannot change my mind

after a tiring day, all he wants is to lay down on the sofa while you run your fingers through his hair and whisper sweet nothings to make him sleep shit i cried

he sometimes gets so giggly after kissing you and can´t help but go back in for more kisses but this time with a big smile on his face

honey you´re lucky af having jungkook as your boyfriend

he treats you like the fucking royalty you are and never ever makes you feel bad

all in all, Jungkook supremacy :)

[lover-of-trash-and-people]

shadow and bone rewatch s1e6 while drinking mid-range scotch

I wish I have a face that is as unlined and pretty as Ben Barnes' when I'm 39

Arken you dirty dirty liar

the face Alek is making at his lies that he knows are lies firstly because he knows the art of lying so well and also because he can read people very well

okay Ivan is kind of a bad bitch with his smirk at Arken's lies

alek's eyes narrowing and his little smile when Arken says 'im an entertainer' bitch I love this show

*grabs hand, pulls up sleeve, and discovers Arken's hand is full of marks indicating successful passages through the fold* 'well, that is certainly entertaining' I love this man with all my heart

him screaming is so fucking hot, is that weird for me to say

Nina being the Darkling's spy is quite interesting

Ben giving the Darkling crazy eyes when Arken owns up to his guilt is so cool

also wtf is Arken a fool trying to negotiate with possibly the strongest man in the world

kind of loved the darkness literally eating him

also love Alina learning to use her powers better when she is alone than when she is with anyone else, wish we got to see the cut in this season as per the books, ah can't have everything I guess

the camera pan to Jesper's gun at his side, amazing

god Jessie is literally so beautiful I need to see her bring Alina to the peak of her power so bad

netflix you better renew this series to let the plot run to its completion

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY CAST THE CROWS SO PERFECTLY

INEJ FUCKING TREMBLING JUST THE TINIEST BIT AS SHE BOWS SLIGHTLY TO ALINA SGSHSBSJJSJSSJ MY TWO QUEENS

'And where is my Summoner?' my little Darklina heart ouchie I really wish you hadn't used and manipulated her like this Alek it was incredibly fucked up especially considering you actually caught feelings

'Ivan and I won't fail you' oh Fedyor my baby, my angel, you don't deserve what is coming

Helnik literally recreating Titanic lmao stop this is a joke

I too would jump off the raft if I came to consciousness to see a gorgeous woman with magical powers with her hand on my back

omg but why is ryevost so pretty though

'I know exactly how she felt. The King's soldiers treated me the same way... I'm not myself today.' why must you do this to me, why must you fuel my darklina soulmates agenda idiocy

I don't quite think I have a problem with the Zoya Darkling relationship as much as I have a problem with the line they chose to reveal it to use with.

my drink's over and I don't know if I should have another, considering that it's 7 am

the tenderness with which he looks at Zoya and takes her hand and then when he says 'I shall relax when I have Alina' makes me believe more that the man that is reduced to tears time and again in front of Alina could in fact be the master manipulator I know him to be

god I can't wait for Zoya's character arc

'I speak six languages, it's part of my job' why is Nina literally the fucking coolest

Alina blinding the oprichniki was so hot, I can't wait to see more of her power and her ruthlessness

I know I've said it before but good god is Jessie Mei Li gorgeous

HER LITTLE SMILE AMONGST ALL THE PANIC AS SOON AS SHE SEES MAL, THE AUDACITY OF THIS SHOW TO MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY

THE SCORE COMING IN AT THE RIGHT MOMENT, THEIR HANDS MEETING, HER SMILE AGAIN DHDHSBSNSNSNSNAN IM IN PAIN

REALLY?! YOU'RE GONNA GO DIRECTLY FROM MALINA TO HELNIK WITH NO CONCERN FOR MY HEART?

I simply cannot get over Calahan's accent lmao it's really funny

'im not afraid of you' he says to the insanely gorgeous girl with magic

HIM HANGING HIS HEAD IN DEFEAT TO INDICATE NINA HAS MADE VALID POINTS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T BREATHE

'You're just a man. Like all the others.' she says and then forgets her train of thought looking at him as he strips. god I love this

not sleeping all night and then scotch is not a good idea, I think

'I promise not to ravish you' 'I hate the way you talk' her hand on his chest, his hand gripping hers, my fucking heart feels like it's about to explode

good god these shooting locations and sets are so beautiful

Alina throwing the flask at Mal and Mal going 'OI!' I fucking can't, I guess I am a

simp for childhood friends to lovers, give me more of that banter and childhood friend energy, I am thriving

wow it literally seems like they took book! Mal sl*tshaming book! Alina and made show! Alina sl*tshame show! Mal, hmm, interesting

'They would have split us up!' MAL'S LITTLE SMILE AT THIS, and the 'You wrote me letters?' Mal's nod, the Malina yearning stare, the Malina hug, 'thank you for finding me' 'always. I'll always find you.' NO MALINA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE MADE ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL

I understand they had to split time between my ravkan babies and the crows and that is why there were several aspects that were sort of not reflected on enough but Alina's training at the Little Palace, Alina's cut, Mal's personality, a teensy bit of backstory for the crows, maybe one lockpicking scene from my boy Kaz

random note: we have far too many idols and paintings and pictures and whatnot of Hindu deities in our house apart from the specially designed temple (we are Hindus, so maybe it's not that weird but it's a little weird)

Kaz's cane is a literal star, it's so beautiful my heart wants to explode

'Why would Heleen get the Crow Club?' *literally fucking gets up and walks aways instead of answering the fucking question* I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE I'M LOSING MY MIND

'I know that voice' WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME FIGHT FOR PLATONIC SHIPS IN FANDOMS

'We won't starve' omg get you someone who packs food for you when you go on the run together hiding from your ex who wants to capture you and use your powers as a weapon against your consent

Mal looking surprised at her summoning sunlight, Alina looking cautiously at him waiting for him to disapprove or run for the hills in fear or smth like that, 'I'm sorry it took me this long to see you... But I see you now' my dumb little shipper trash heart ouch

they really said we're gonna feed you this part asian couple as the protagonists in this show in 2021 and guess what I'm eating it's really tasty I'm very satisfied as a south asian

NINA'S LITTLE SMILE WHEN MATTHIAS WAKES UP WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER

'I can feel how much you hate sleeping next to me' 👀👀👀 BITCH SAID IMMA SPILL THE TEA AND THEN SHE DID

it's 8 am and guess what I'm getting another drink my parents have c*vid and are in govt qu*r*ntine centres there is nobody to supervise or stop me

I too say 'Why do you have to say things like that?' to my pretty crush when she flirts with me

Nina smiling at Matthias bragging about his conservative ways is my aesthetic

'No, it's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall and yet, oh, there you stand.' MY FUCKING QUEEN

Matthias laughing uncontrollably at Nina saying something which isn't even that funny is a whole ass vibe

Kaz Brekker saying 'The Black General' ooh fuck yeah

YESSSS STEP OUT OF THAT CARRIAGE ALL SEXY BLACK GENERAL

isn't alcohol supposed to like kill germs? well, the amount in my system definitely will

I love my crows so much (always but this time particularly for setting that alarm in the stolen carriage)

ooh Polina recognising Inej by the knife yesss let's go writers

this Ivan Jesper showdown is all I needed from life and yet did not know about

Ivan taking off his cloak was, um, sexier than I wanted it to be

I just realised how thirsty I am going to sound in this post

'Has no one told you that keftas are Fabrikator-made and resistant to bullets, hmm?' 'Oh, I do love a challenge' LITERALLY EVERYTHING

im sorry to be pointing out flaws in a perfect show and adaptation but the line delivery on 'You robbed me of my brother, now I'll rob you of your life' from Polina was kind of weak

'You're a-' *gets knocked out with the back of a gun* LMAO we love the hints

got excited at the prospect of kaz v. zoya until I realised they will not be letting the opportunity of kaz v. darkling pass up

my goodness is Amita Suman a splendid actress

I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I TELL YOU I SQUEALED WHEN I SAW DARKLES EMERGE OUT OF THE SHADOWS IN FRONT OF MY BABY BOY KAZ

THERE BEING ACTUAL FEAR OR ATLEAST DOUBT ON KAZ'S FACE, THE LITTLE BACK STEPS AS

THE DARKLING WALKS TOWARDS HIM, AAAAH I CAN'T

THE DARKLING STOPPING AT KAZ SAYING 'SHE FLED ON HER OWN' AND THE HINT OF TEARS THAT WE SEE IN HIS EYES

'IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR SHE WASN'T INTERESTED IN BEING A CAPTIVE ANYMORE' YOU TELL HIM, KING

*ACTUAL FUCKING TEARS IN THE DARKLING'S EYES AS THE SHADOWS APPROACH*

NOT ME YOWLING LIKE A HYENA THAT THIS CHILD OUTSMARTED THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE WITH A FAKE MAGIC TRICK

'Are you sure you added enough cloves?' literally warranting a wide ass smile from my queen Alina making my entire fucking day

for some reason, no matter how much I push it from my mind, Ben Barnes dressed up as the Darkling, dancing to 'push it' keeps coming to mind, it's absolutely ridiculous

I got somehow distracted with interviews but good things came out of that as it gave my body the time for the booze to kick in

and I would just like to say that I love Leigh for all she has given me

Alina is so fucking compassionate, I have no much love for her. I can feel her guilt and her sorrow as Mal talks of Mikhail and Dubrov

don't particularly like how the stag plotline is woven in, could have been executed better

'You're afraid you might start to like me?' *flaps furs like a bird's wings in frustration*

'I DO like you' my fucking heart you idiots

the sexual tension is so palpable and the moment is so intimate I simply cannot

OMG SHE FUCKING FELL

that moment where you think he might let her fall despite having read the books and he doesn't and he tells her his name I- <3

YOU DARE TRANSITION FROM A HELNIK SCENE TO A KANEJ SCENE YOU REALLY HAVE NO MERCY FOR MY HEART HUH

people have talked about this endlessly but Freddie's little jaw tic after he says Inej because Inej is wounded and he can't physically bring himself to help her I fucking cannot

THE MUSIC PICKING UP AS KAZ LOOKS TO THE DARKLING'S CARRIAGE I CAN'T WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE

and now for one of my favorite scenes in television and cinematic history, David Kostyk throwing a book at Jesper Fahey without even knowing who he is merely because he opens the door of his carriage and says hello to him before getting knocked out by Kaz Brekker while trying to run away

Immediately followed by another, the scene with David Kostyk raising his finger to put forward his point in front of the Darkling and the Darkling trying to let him know he doesn't have to before obliging is one of my favourite scenes in the world

also sir please stop being devastatingly attractive in your glorious appearance with your face and your black kefta and cloak because all that comes to mind is Ayesha Erotica's Emo Boy and I'm afraid that is terribly inappropriate.

'No, you look great.' *literally looks down from embarrassment or blushing* MALINA RIGHTS?

THE LOOK ON THE DARKLING'S FACE BEFORE HE SAYS 'NO ORDINARY TRACKER, NO ORDINARY GIRL' BITCH IM OUT OF BREATH

'ORPHANS OF KERAMZIN, REUNITED.' 'ADORABLE.' HE FUCKING SNEERED IRL I FUCKING CANNOT

GOD IT'S SO GOOD

[xnchxntmxnt]

I was listening to random music and Trap Queen (specifically the crankdat remix) came on and my brain went brrr and I can no longer stop thinking about it

anyways birthday ideas-

First a couple dialogue things 😌

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"I think I would know if it was my birthday."

"Yuuji, baby, I am begging you, please, please look at a calander."

"... give me my phone."

"..."

"..."

"... oh my god it's my birthday."

~~~~~

"I am going to eat this entire cake because I am an adult."

"And everyone at your party?"

"I bought a second cake for them."

"Of course you did."

"And I'm gonna eat all the leftovers."

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I am polyamorous so imma drop one in here-

Being in a relationship w/ Teru and Yachi

Y/n is tall (6'3") (Teru is 5'9" and Yachi is 4'10", just for some comparison

It's Yuuji's birthday so of course, Yachi and Y/n have something planned

It's very simple, just a movie night with some snacks and treats, and a blanket fort for cuddling in

Yachi goes to Y/n's house and they set up quickly while waiting for Yuuji to show up

And it's just a calm happy date night. They quietly celebrate their boyfriend's boyfriend. I haven't thought about what Yachi gives him (because idk, I'm just not good at gifts 🤷) but Y/n got all three of them promise rings

It's something they've discussed before, and Y/n finally decided to do it

Fluffy soft lovey stuffs happens as they put the rings on each other and yeah

They lovely ❤️

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One day Teru is just going off about a special interest he has (because projecting v) and Y/n is just watching him and he's like- so in love and so happy to listen to him ramble about something that makes him so happy and just- he just can't stop thinking about how cute his boyfriend is while he just listens (even if he doesn't understand what he's talking about)

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Terushima short circuits every time Y/n kisses him out of no where

He has to take a moment to process what just happened and once he does?

Oh boy.

Y/n is immediately scooped up in his arms (doesn't matter what size you are, he can and will at least try to pick you up (unless you aren't comfortable with that)) and he's getting kisses all over his face and neck and shoulders and Yuuji keeps whispering 'i love you' between kisses and yeah

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Y/n goes to Karasuno and he's kinda chaotic, but he gets really overwhelmed with people that have a lot of energy and they're really loud.

The (former, because they're out of high school by now) third years have learned how to handle him, but then they find out that he's dating Terushima and they are very worried because- well, he's exactly the kind of person that overwhelms Y/n quickly. Y/n is kind of annoyed that they'd think that his boyfriend would ever intentionally harm him like that so he decides to take a few videos.

The first one is him pretending to sleep (if/when he has to be woken up he's always really frustrated or upset, but he also gets depressed/down on himself if he doesn't wake up before 10 (god can you feel the projection?)) and Yuuji waking him up gently (because he sees it's getting close to 10), making sure he's alright, and just being quiet and soft so Y/n doesn't get upset. Y/n doesn't like eating in the mornings, so he usually doesn't, but Yuuji is trying to get him into doing it so he offers pancakes but doesn't push it and it's just sweet and-

The next video is Teru taking care of him when he's sick and just-

It's just soft and Y/n proving that they match each other. When Y/n is slow Yuuji slows down, when Yuuji is pumped up Y/n matches that energy and they're just really good with each other

(I've actually written both of these so like... I could send or post and tag you in it if you'd like lol)

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Aaaaand there's today's offering

I hope you have a wonderful day, lovely 💕✨

-🌌

🌌 ANON MY DEAR I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I AM OH BOY I AMSQUEALING LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL I AM SOFT SHGBAIEH VN I LOVE HIM TO MUCH

yes please send it to me i don't care if it's vis dms or you tag me doesn't bother me either way <333333 gimme the fic i need (i also have @sugasfanfics on terushima brainrot so that's one more thing to send her :))

THE YACHI THING TOO UGH personally im like 90% sure im not poly just becasue one person is socially exhausting enough you want me to deal with 2??? but i read so much (insert ship here) x reader fic its insaen lol I LOVE TERU WITH YACHI AND THEN BOTH OF THEM IS IFHBSIHBF I LOVE im not even bi i just like dudes (again 90% sure) bUT FGSIFLBH I LOVE

anon my dear youre gonna be the death of me one day and i love you for it

[parkerwhitmore]

𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑫 … a parker whitmore playlist

i. american idiot — green day;     ii. normal fucking rockwell — lana del rey;     iii. loser — beck;     iv. let’s spend the night together — david bowie;     v. the ballad of me and my friends — frank turner;     vi. troublemaker — weezer;     vii. the less i know the better — tame impala;     viii. you! me! dancing! — los campesinos!;    ix. walking on a dream — empire of the sun;     x. no. 1 party anthem — arctic monkeys;     xi. pork and beans — weezer;     xii. cpr — the walnuts;     xiii. take me out — franz ferdinand;         xiv. ringtone — 100 gecs;         xv. electric feel — mgmt;         xvi. money machine — 100 gecs;         xvii. you told the drunks i knew karate — zoey van goey;         xviii. do you want to — franz ferdinand;     xix. hand crushed by a mallet — 100 gecs;     xx. compensating — amine;     xxi. dumb bitchitis — yung cxreal;     xxii. 25 bands and a gecco — 100 gecs;     xxiii. smack a bitch — rico nasty;     xxiv. blackjack — amine;     xxv. say so — doja cat;    xxvi. spiderwebs — no doubt;     xxvii. dennis — roy blair;     xxviii. money in the grave — drake;     xxix. hey ya! — outkast;     xxx. shine — amine;     xxxi. 1, 2 many— luke combs;         

( 𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 )

american idiot —  green day.

“don’t want to be an american idiot, one nation controlled by the media. information age of hysteria: it’s going out to idiot america.”

norman fucking rockwell —  lana del rey.

“goddamn man child, you act like a kid even though you stand six-foot-two.”

loser —  beck.

“and my time is a piece of wax: falling on a termite that’s choking on the splinters. soy un peredor. i’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me? (gettin’ crazy with the cheese whiz!)”

let’s spend the night together —  david bowie.

“i’m going red and my tongue’s getting tied. i’m off my head and my mouth’s getting dry, i’m high, but i try, try, try.”

the ballad of me and my friends —  frank turner.

“and if you’re all about the destination, then take a fucking flight. we’re going nowhere slowly but we’re seeing all the sighs. and we’re definitely going to hell, but we’ll have all the best stories to tell!”

troublemaker —  weezer.

“i’m such a mystery, as anyone can see, there isn’t anybody else exactly quite like me. and when it’s party time, like 1999, i’ll party by myself because i’m such a special guy.”

the less i know the better —  tame impala.

“she said: ‘it’s not now or never, just wait ten years we’ll be together.’ i said: ‘better late the never, just don’t make me wait forever.’”

you! me! dancing! —  los campesinos!.

“i always get confused, because at supermarkets, they turn the lights off when they want you to leave. but at discos, they turn them on. and it’s always sad to go, but it’s never that sad. because there’s only so many places you’re guaranteed on getting a hug when you leave. and on the way home, it always seems like a good idea to go paddling in the fountain. and that’s because it is a good idea. it’s like rousseau depicts man in a state of nature: we’re underdeveloped, we’re ignorant, we’re stupid but we’re happy.” 

walking on a dream —  empire of the sun.

“we are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it. always pushing up that hill, searching for the thrill of it. on and on and on we are calling out and out again. never looking down i’m just in awe of what’s in front of me. is it real now? when two people become one.”

no. 1 party anthem —  arctic monkeys.

“and it seems as though, those lumps in your throat that you just swallowed have got you going: come on, come on, come on. come on, come on, come on: number one party anthem.”

pork and beans —  weezer.

“i’m gonna do the things that i want to do, i ain’t got a thing to prove to you. i eat my candy with the pork and beans, excuse my manners if i make a scene. i ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like, i’m fine and dandy with the me inside. one look in the mirror as i’m tickled pink: i don’t give a hoot about what you think.” 

cpr —  the walnuts.

“and when i start to move. it’s not me, it’s just one final, desperate twitch. and when i don’t come to, punch the air and curse you god but please know it’s not your fault. you did your best.”

take me out —  franz ferdinand.

“so if you’re lonely: just know i’m here waiting for you. i’m just a cross-hair, i’m just a shot away from you. and if you leave here, you’ll leave me broken, shattered, i lie. i’m just a cross-hair, i’m just a shot, then we can die.”

ringtone —  100 gecs.

“my boy’s got his own ringtone, it’s the only one i know, it’s the only one i know. 27 missed calls, lighting up my cell phone. sending you text saying “call you when i get home.” taking off my work clothes, working in a cold one.”

electric feel —  mgmt.

“all along the eastern shore, put your circuits in the sea. this is what the world is for, making electricity.”

money machine —  100 gecs.

“hey there pissbaby, you think you’re so fucking cool, huh? you think you’re so fucking tough? you talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck.”

you told the drunks i knew karate —  zoey van goey.

“i am drunk and on a ladder, not the smartest way to start my night.”

do you want to —  franz ferdinand.

“when i woke up tonight, i said: i’ve got to make somebody love me. got to make somebody love me. and now i know, now i know, now i know, i know that it’s you. you’re lucky, lucky, you’re so lucky.”

hand crushed by a mallet —  100 gecs.

“i was trying to find a way to kill time. i didn’t even get to tell you goodbye. i was trying to find a way to kill time. now you’re gone and i can never say goodbye. this feeling’s going to my head, i’m thinking things i should’ve said. you’ve circled me inside my room, i couldn’t go another day.” 

2am —  bear hands.

“i would never ask you to do something i wouldn’t do. i would never lose you, at least i’d never choose to. all your friends are sober, yeah we’re getting older.” / “making love is fine but all i want is to forget how old i am. nothing good happens past 2 am. i put the ball in your court, text me back, i want a full report, i want cash in hand.” 

compensating —  amine.

“i fucked up once again, and you know that i’m never too proud to beg. it’s hard to admit that i made my bed, but you know imma always wish you the best.”

dumb bitchitis —  yung cxreal.

“i’m a dumb bitch, i ain’t done bitch. you better run bitch. ‘cause i got dumb bitchitis.”

25 bands and a gecco —  100 gecs.

“i’ve got 25 bands and a gecko, and i've got 25 cans of the pesto, and i've got 25 mans but they're dead though, and I've got 25 cans of the Red Bull.” / also. the dog bark solo. very parker. 

smack a bitch  —  rico nasty.

“she hatin' 'cause i’m up, you can tell on her face. i been eating so much, i've been saying my grace. when the times was rough, i would look up and pray: thank god i ain't have to smack a bitch today .”

blackjack —  amine.

“i’m too fly to fight, can’t afford my price. this a white tee, bitch bite me. i’m on the high, they on the low. you killin’ my vibe, get out my zone.”

say so —  doja cat.

“day to night to morning, keep with me in the moment, i’d let you had I known it, why don't you say so? didn't even notice, no punches left to roll with, you got to keep me focused, you want it, say so.”

spiderwebs —  no doubt.

“sorry i’m not home right now, i’m walking into spiderwebs, so leave a message and i’ll call you back. a likely story, but, leave a message and i’ll call you back. and it’s all your fault! i screen my phone calls.”

dennis —  roy blair.

“if you knew how many songs, i'd sing on the roof above my dad's garage. i'd probably quit it, singin men in the parks till the sunset. it was Ramadan, neighbor's rules, played hide and seek, hid underneath the poly chairs downstairs, had a swing set on the tree above my window. don't know which way the wind blows.”

money in the grave  —  drake.

“it's a big gap between us in the game. in the next life, i'm tryna stay paid. when i die, put my money in the grave.”

hey ya! —  outkast.

“now, what cooler than being cool? ice cold! i can't hear ya! i say what's, what's cooler than being cool? ice cold! alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!”

shine —  amine.

“i don’t wanna feel like i need ya. you’re a catch, but i’m not a receiver. i’m nervous what this might turn into, know my skin glows whenever i see you. that’s why i’m shining.”

1, 2 many  —  luke combs.

“there's no stoppin' me once i get goin'. put a can in my hand, man, i'm wide ass open. the tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb. by half-past-ten, i’m half past tipsy. at quarter-to-twelve, man, i done had plenty. the countdown's on when the first beer hits me. 5-4-3-2-1 too many.”

[ms-marmar]

tw: pictures of food that may or may be fear foods

but also some pro recovery shit! fuck eds!

SO TODAY I SAID

FUCK U

TO MY BRAIN N WEIRD EATING BEHVAIORS AND TOLD MYSELF IMMA EAT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON TODAY (or as normal) AND TRY TO LISTEN TO MY HUNGER CUES, AND IF U DONT FEEL EM, EAT A BIT ANYWAY, U PROBS NEED IT, AND IF U EAT A BIT N U KNOW UR NOT HUNGRY, TELL URSELF ITS OK

Also just a reminder to y'all food is a necessity, not a reward 💕 yalls important n beautiful

IM SORRY IM TRYING TO ADD A READ MORE LINE BUT THE FUCKING TUMBLR APP GIVES SHIT FORMATTING AND I CANT EDIT IT ON MY LAPTOP BC ITS DUMB AND SO PLEASE IF THIS IS TRIGGERING PLS SKIP OVER

I ATE HALF THIS BURGER. IT TASTED OK, NTN SPECIAL, BUT I DO LOVE KETCHUP

I ATE SOME OF MY FAVORITE FISH + SOME RICE N MY LEFTOVER SPAM ONIGIRI I MADE A BIT AGO

I MADE MILK BREAD TODAY, I ATE SOME W WHIPPED CREAM N FROOT (mah favs, mango n banan n strawberry ✨)

I MADE THESE STRANGE LOOKING CHOCOLATE DONUTS TWO DAYS AGO, I ATE ONE LEFTOVER

AND TODAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I RLLY HAD ANY FOOD FROM OUTSIDE SO FUCK YEAH I GOT BOBA. COCONUT STRAWBERRY WUZ THE SHIT TODAY. tho I wish there were better boba places in my area, but this place isn't too bad!

so yeah hopefully you take this as some positivity ✨ did I feel great? Nope. Deep down I know I'm scared of recovery, even though I know something is wrong and I need to fix it. Ive always been scared that recovery = "letting myself go." And the fact that I gained weight during my remission period just confirmed it. But I didn't consider all the other factors going on in my life that contributed to it. Ive been refusing even just trying to believe that where I'm at with my weight is okay. Constantly I feel like I do and dont deserve to feel like I'm fat. There's too much to consider in this mess. But what i do knownis thag I don't want to tell others get better when even I'm not putting that effort to get better myself. We all know its a lot of work and it's exhausting, but we can't give up. I've been keeping secrets from the ppl closest to me again and last time it happened I rlly hurt them. Hopefully I'll try to improve so that I don't keep spiraling down like I have in the past and repeat cycles of remission/relapse. I'm lucky enough to have people support me, and I take them for granted and refuse to reach out because I know that im supposed to "get better" when that's the last thing I wanna do. Why do I cling on so desperately to something i both love and hate, and all it does is make me suffer. I pray that you have others you can rely on, have resources available, etc. because you deserve and need help. And if you got nobody else to turn to Im always here to listen.

sorry this was long I went on a rant ahaha I could probs say more or edit this but I'm too lazy

i don't mean to offend anyone, all our experiences r v different and there’s no easy solution to any of the things we face. I wish there were better ways and answers. But first we must be open to them. I know that some day we'll all eventually feel okay 💕 and I can't wait :)

[idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf]

G U Y S

I know I cry a lot about Max, Nikki, and Neil but can I just say that I live for their dynamic? And imma just throw a lot of observations about them here and this may get incoherent but whatever?

1.) They're actually pretty touchy-feely with each other and god I never noticed until recently but like??? They a r e??? Like Neil putting his hand on Max's back in Jermy Fartz. Like how Max grabbed Nikki's hand and d r a g g e d her away from the danger in Night Of The Living Ill. Or how Nikki just kinda clung to Neil when she was sick in the episode Into Town. Or how Nikki grabbed the boys into a hug in the Christmas Special. Even as early as the first episode they were grabbing each other and Max put his arms around the other's shoulders to guide them away. I know a lot of us are like "they aren't really the publicly clingy or affectionate types" but the thing is that they really kinda are. We don't always see it because it's not called attention to all that often but next time you watch an episode that's heavily trio centred count how many times they touch each other casually and you'll see what I mean. For example, I counted four casual grabs and touches in Spooky Island. Which doesn't seem like much. Until you remember the fact that this is a ten minute episode, and that's a touch every 2.5 minutes on average. Which IS a lot. Not to mention how damn close they were. There were quite a few moments where I fully expected them to grab each other or something because they were just completely invading one another's personal space.

Look how close they stand to one another. Compare this to normal conversation distance

When in a conversation generally your attention is locked onto the other person. Generally you'll stand closer to someone if you're talking to them than if you're not. Yet the two images I showed you before are of Max, Nikki, and Neil NOT talking or even really acknowleging one another. Compare that to the screenshot of Nikki actually engaged in conversation with Jasper.

If you thought maybe the former three images were just a perspective issue or something...no. Max, Nikki, and Neil genuinely do stand abnormally close. Look at this picture where Max and Nikki have literally no reason to leave a huge gap from Jasper yet they still do.

And when I said they disreguarded personal space I don't even mean standing this strangely close to each other?!? I mean like when Nikki threw herself two inches away from Max to the point where he jumped back a little. I mean like when Max pointed at Neil and Neil had to move his body a little because he was startled by how close it was. I mean like when Nikki leaned across Neil to jab her finger in Max's personal space, effectively getting abnormally touchy with both of them at the same time. Note that all these observations are from ONE EPISODE that's only ten minutes long! Imagine everything that could be observed if I went out of my way to check how touchy they were in every episode? This is especially impressive if we look at who we're talking about. Max is the type to reject touching from people. He's brushed off or shoved away other's who try to touch him multiple times. But not these two.

2.) Max is a l o t softer with Nikki and Neil than with anyone else. Again, let's take Spooky Island for example. When they discover the torture chamber, Max has absolutely no issues whatsoever telling Jasper the fuck off. He taunted Jasper, who was clearly frightened, going "Oh no! We have to find ghosts and monsters! Remember?!?" And keep in mind he was mocking and yelling here. Then Neil interjects and you know what? Max's tone actually softens. Yeah he still tells Neil that he's wrong. But Max isn't nearly as hostile. He sure as hell didn't mock or taunt Neil. And what's more? Max didn't say one word to Nikki. Yeah when he first walked in he started to tease her but as soon as she made it clear that she was frightened he just completely stopped and turned his attention onto Jasper. And you can see this in a l o t of episodes, not just this one. Max is still a jerk with Nikki and Neil but he doesn't cross the line. He doesn't yell for too long. Max...he doesn't want to hurt them. He doesn't want to see them fail. He doesn't want them angry or god forbid sad. Max may hurt them sometimes but he doesn't fuck with them just for the sake of upsetting them. And especially in early seasons, that's more than can be said for anyone else because he does go out of his way to torment the other's and he's never been as openly apologetic for anything in his life than for the few times he has upset Nikki and Neil. It's also worth noting that Neil is more gentle with Nikki than other's. For example he expects her to ruin his experiments and just gets kinda salty about it after but he clearly forgives her? Max and Neil also forgave her when she betrayed them for Ered in Camp Cool Kidz. Like..immediately. With no bargaining. They were back to hanging out together instantly before Nikki even apologized.

3.) They're always together. I think I made a separate post about this? But it's the truth. They eat together. They sleep in the same tent (actually I'm not sure? Max said in episode 1 "I'll show you to our tent" and they have no issues sneaking out together all the time in the middle of the night- note that they don't all have that much access to technology so coming up with a time to meet up may be hard- implying that Nikki sleeps with them? And there are only two 'beds' I think but doubling up doesn't seem that unlikely for these three? So until proven otherwise I'm assuming they sleep in the same tent). They have DAILY adventures together. Like scheduled. Like they gotta spend it together. In Eggs Benefits Max wanted nothing to do with the adventure yet he followed Nikki and Neil anyway and spent the whole day letting Nikki drag him around despite whining the whole time. In Spooky island both Nikki and Neil want to leave at different points of the episode but they continue to follow Max anyway. These three really do just stick together all the time and maybe they've been branching off a bit more lately but they still spend a hell of a lot of time together? Like most of their time if I'm not mistaken?

4.) Nikki and Neil are...really protective over Max? Like I'm sorry but did you guys see the Foreign Exchange Campers episode? The moment Max decided to team up with someone else they flipped their shit. I mean, Max literally told them it was just so he could win. It was clear he wasn't actually choosing the other campers over Nikki and Neil? Like it's obvious they were still friends? Yet we still got lines like "What about us? We're kinda a thing!", "We dont need you anyway Max! And even if we did, we're just going to pretend we don't in the hopes that you'll be jealous and we won't feel as sad!", "I just can't believe he would ditch us! After all our adventures?!?", and "He looks so happy! At least he's found someone who can make him smile" like, god, they treat this like a breakup or something when Max just wanted to win the contest. Like they knew it wasn't personal. They knew he was just being a jerk and he didn't like the Foreign kids more than them. Yet look at this.

Look at these creeps watching him from the bushes instead of competing!

They were so volatile too? They called Brian "Kim-Chi" despite knowing damn well that Nurf wasn't calling him the right name. Nikki literally yelled "Shut up commie" at Vera. I believe Neil outright told them point blank "Max is OUR friend and you can't have him!".

This isn't the only example of them being defensive about Max (almost to a fault) but it's the biggest one off the top of my head.

5.) They l o v e each other. Nikki saying "You know what else I love about Christmas? You guys (Max and Neil)" or Neil saying "We were so afraid of foreigners taking what we love (Max) that we.." , etc. Like??? They're so very sweet? They really love each other guys and I'm screaming because they're so good? And Max hasn't outright said he loves them but god, we know he does. Like how he "didn't do this camp campbell" but "for you guys (Nikki and Neil)" when he pulled off this difficult convoluted scheme to get the camp back. They love and care about and support one another even with all their issues and it's just so good? And the trio's overall relationship is ignored way too much. Can we just..please..talk about them more? As a trio? Please?

[just-some-random-blogger]

December Dates

Seventeen Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, boyfriend!svt is here to take you on a date. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, crackkkkkk, v many typos,etc.

R E Q U E S T

my friend: seventeen + cute

A/N: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HOS (jk) HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Also ashdiepl because im writing on a tab, i couldnt add any gifs so aksjemksksmsksksmskskdk alsO im so sorry i dont remember if the request is platonic or nah but kaksksksk this is what u get soz

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Alright

So no gifs

Imma just do a header real quick so u know wassap

S. Coups

Das better

hi header

I might delete u later if i get on a pc

But firsT seuNgcheEolL

*deep breath*

Ho u lucky enough to breath the same air he does

N now u are on aa date with him

WoWw

So bf!seungcheol is a cute lil snowflake

Which means he'll buy u an ugly ass Christmas sweater and matching gloves

THAT MATCHES THE ONES HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF OFC

then yall go out and play in the powdery snow outside

ImGine seungcheol grabbing yOuR hand 

cebAuse u a dumb loser that slips on nothing

Also warmth

pulling your scarf up a bit because he can tell you're getting cold

Then like a gentleman

will pUSH U INTO THE SNOW

AND START A FRICKIN SNOW WAR

HE'll hit ur dumb face he dont care

He'll maKe u wish u Stayed damn home

Rapid fire frikin snow granades man

Course iz all a bita fun

Then he'll let u win

Cause he does care Bout ur dumb Fce

Also he soft for u gross

Then once that's done he'll start laughing

Not because of post-snow ball fight adrenaline

But because he thinks himself so funny

When he busts a lung screaming "dO Ya wana biLd aSNOEMAN!!!!!"

AND THEN U decline and leave him in the snow

"YAAAAA WE HAVE TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THOUGH!" he'll laugh

U literally wana leave him and his annoying ass

U stomp away

He laughs and goes after u

His hot breath is visible 

and hits your ear when he comes up and wraps his arms around you from behind

U be like, "listen stupid, u corny af, lets break up"

Seungcheol would pout and kiss ur cheek, "nah, u still owe me hot choco. Break up with me after paying me back."

"Ew, why would i pay u back tho"

"Uh cause if you don't imma do thisss," then he proceeds to shove u into the snow again

"CHOI. SEUNG. CHEEOOOLLLLLLLLLLALAKAKAOKS!"

Ok well i have to cut this here first cos there are 12 boys left

Oh Hi hello u here back to ur regular programme

Jeonghan

Yiz

Unlike cheol

Dis ho not about to get cold 4 u uhm

Leave the cold for someone else

But get warm together

I mean

Wink wINKkkkk

Jk gtfo

This is a wholesome headcanon

Git warm he would gladly

So u know what dat means

CUddlEs

Imagine cuddling jeonghan

BoIii

It's da holidays

Which mean he bout to get dat $$$leep

Of course u dont mind that ur just sleeping in

Gurl if ya do

Let me stress out

If you mind sleeping in and cuddling with yoon jeong han

GUrL

Wathu doin????

AnYWAY

ITz u and him right

Ur in bed reading the novel he got u beforehand right

Look at u looking cute in knit sweater and glasses

EVEN IF U DONT NEED THEM THERE ARE GLZSSES

IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE WORK WITH ME

it could be jeonghan's ur using it as a headband shhhh

So like ur sitting down

N beside u its jeonhan v slightly snoring

Right right right

Then ur like "man i want something to eat cause i've been sitting here reading all day"

But also ur always hungry

Cause who isnt tho lol

ANYWAY UR ABOUT TO STZND UP

but jeonghan like a needy ho is like noooooooooooodontgo

N ur like

aww wat a needy ho

"Jeonghan im just gonna get something to eat"

"Eat laterrr, i need u now"

He'll keep his eyes shut and shimmy over

Securing an arm on your  hip so u wont go

U roll ur eyes and put your book away on the cabinet next u

"Jeonghan ive literally been next to u since last night. I'm just gonna get something to eat, and 4 u 2!"

He'll flutter his eyes open only to close them and move even closer to place his head on ur lap

"I dont want toooooo"

U roll ur eyes again and shimmy out of his grip

But only to get into his arms and hide your face in his chest

"You're so needy," u note

"Says you who's tangling themselves on me"

"Touché"

Joshua

Okay

Get this

Joshua and gingerbread houses

He probably used to build one growing up

And he has just the person in mind he wants to rekindle the tradition with

Congrats u filthy animal

So he took the liberty of getting allll u and he would need

And so much more

Im talking chocolate bars

Shipped cream

Candy canes

Busicuits

Edible glitter

Gum drops

Shrek 1 2 3 4

Is there a four

Im too lazy to google it

And omg u so special to him he loves u so much

Screw u

He wants to share the love with the carats

So he vlives it all

And at first ur shy

Like what if the joshua stans come 4 u

Ok but in this story yall had already annouce ur relationship

AND EVERYONE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE COOL WITH IT FFS LET UR FAVES DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT ISTG

so

Joshua is like "noo don be shy they'll all love u"

(':

N ur like ok cos i love u sm

But not like the company sm tho *barfing noises*

So yall build a gingerbread house and do a whole ass tutorial about it

Except u dont

Cause yal are morons and could stop messing up or earing the ingredients along the way

Sorry honey ur morons i dont make the rules

"Stop eating the marshmallows!"

"U literally finished the bowl of mnms tho Joshua!"

"Uh no that was the gingerbread man,"

ANd then u all bicker like children because u are omfl

And it excalates

fooD FIGHT

U smear cream on joshuas face

He sprinkles sprinkles on ur head

U press graham crackers against either of his cheeks and ask him what he is

"A sexy graham sandwich"

"Ew no wrong answer," u reply

Can i just point out that that chocolate syrup stain is never coming off

*cough cough cough moron cough cough*

Jun

Imma bout to yeet

Junhui is also feeling nostalic

super soft super baby

And since he's probably feeling bit homesick somewhere in there

he thinks he can remedy it with a bit of chinese home cooking!!!

And whiney needy cuddles also yay

Moving on so

Will it be good?

Damn straight

itll be fikin delish

Will you try to to help him

Of course u gotta help ur man

But like duh

u have eyes

And seeing him all focus and busy and hot

Is really distracting

So like ur as useful as a broken button to him

He doesnt mind tho

He thinks ur cute

Also lovng the attnstion

But the thing about not helping

Not really

And being distracted by a cutie pie

Is that it's basicaly a disaster ending to happen so like

he's efficiently stirring up so hot stuff right

And ur like "man jun's some hot stuff"

And then BaaaaM

U knock over the damn chopping board with the knife and everything on it

Thank goodness the thing didn't chop through your foot of anything

And jun is like "oHMYGOSH DA HELL R U OK"

"... i- im sorry i knocked over ur potatoes"

"My poTaToeS! Listen rn im glad u didnt chop ur foot off"

Jun sighs and looks at the cubes of taters scattered on the floor

You frown, feeling useless

Both of u pick up ur mess

Jun puts down the kitchen utensils in hand

u picked up the last of the potatoes

"Hey we could always wash those, it's not like the floor is mud or anything, even then , potates came from mud"

"Yeah but im sorry, i wanst really helping in the first place"

Jun smirks, "nonsense! U were feeding my ego! That's enough for me!"

You snort and jun comforts u with a tight embrace

Hoshi

AlrighT fam

I thought of something pretty cute but pretty dumb for hoshi

He's like "imma do something super romantic for Christmas"

So he's like "wear something cute we gon do smth fun" @ u

So u do

U get a cute little red dress just for the occasion

And soonyoung his like "BRO MY GIRL SO SUPER CUTE"

And ur like a blushing mess cause he looks super excited with his big smile and cresent eyss

ahhh Hhh myHOSishiii fealzssmsmmsms

Anyway u think ur gonna go to some cute restaurant right

But hoshi brings u to the mall

To instead join the couples dancing contest

Soonyoung gets super nervouse at ur surprised reaction

He's like, "omg is this a super bad idea i thought it would be cute but like i guess not we dont have to go we could always just drop out"

You laugh and shake ur head, "no it's all good, but i mean like, we don't have a choregraphy, and im not like you who can just break it down."

Soonyoung lets out a breath and chuckles, "nah don't worry. It's not really a compation-competion, and regardless, they're going to show ius a choreo and the couple that best interprets wins a a romantic date for two, fit for a dancing king and queen"

And then u break into a big uwu

"Omg u are super romantic soonyoung"

He struts a pose and chuckles, "i mean, i try"

So you both participate in the contenst

Kinda zumba it out by folling the instructors

Soonyoung is helping you out with your form and explaining to you the steps

He gets a little competative so he doesn't really want to mess us

Up hearing you giggle when you do a s pin breaks his competative spirit

And all he really cares about is having a good time with you

Aleight

But admitedly

He was pretty annoyed when they annouced the winner

Were not the two off you

i mean you lot were the cutest it can gt

Who else could trump that

But then you both saw that the winners were 80 something yesr olds holding hand and looking at each other like the other was their world

and then soonyoung was like "okay valid"

You pout, "aww i hope we end up like that"

Soonyound and you turn to each other

He grins for ear to ear, "then lets go on a romantic date as well"

"I thought you'd never ask"

Wonwoo

LiNda

I hope you're ready for wonwoo 

Because i sure as hell am not 

So in case youre wondering 

Youre crazy I mean youre reading this arent you 

Prolly at midnight hi fam 

Again i dont make the rules 

Well just a btw Almost every 

Christmas tradition is pagan 

Like the tree 

The wreath 

And SANTA IS SO CREEPY YALL NEED TO GET UR CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM 

SO MAYbe ur not all that crazy 

For not wanting to continue them on 

i mean sure u can give new meaning to things 

But you wanted none of that

 Which was whyyyy you decided to DIY the decorations to your entire house 

Nnd who else are you going to do that with other than your loving bb boyfriend wonwoo 

Wonwoo doesn't mind 

He thinks its cute 

Because it is a cute date idea 

Youtube tutorials 

Pinterest ideas and paper snowflakes and all 

Yeah 

so wonwoo is there cutting up some of the paper you folded 

You're glueing some popsicle sticks 

He's water coloring some designs in 

Youre pulling on the tape dispenser 

It's all going great 

"Jagiya... i don't want to sound mean but-"

 "They're all ugly as hell. I know Wonwoo." 

Wonwoo gives an apologetic look. 

For a moment u two dont speak 

And then you both brust into laughter 

"Aww whatever, lez stick em on!" 

And do you get your badly painted slowflakes 

Your wolf drawing 

"That's a wolf?" 

"Duh what else would it be wonwoo?" 

The letters that spelled merry chrsitmas 

And the doodle cutouts of the seventeen members 

in personalized ugly sweaters 

And placed them all over the place 

You look around basking in the glory of ur craft 

Its all very colorful 

And crafty 

And looking like a child made it 

Then like an imbecile 

U break into laughter 

"It looks like a kindergartener's classroom" 

U end up roasting yourself 

Making fun of your sloppy handwork 

And wonwoo watches u 

with adoring eyes

 "I almost forgot," wonwoo speaks up and pulls out a piece of paper 

You recive it from him and break into a smile 

"Is this us?" 

Wonwoo snorts, "no its jeonghan hyung in a dress holding my hand sweetheart"

For a moment u believe him

But then he breaks out into laughter

Woozi

Boi imma fite u

Christmas carols

Okay idek why i ended up so serious with wonwoo

But listennup

Im not about to maypke it crackier

so back to christmas carols

Dis boi is about to serande you with a christmas themed love song

So its around 8pm at night

Jihoon has is guitar

and ur just chilling right

and ur on ur phone letting him do his thing

but then from the floor he was sat on

he turns to you on the couch

And pats ur leg

"Yo i just finished my song u wann hesr"

You squeak and jump of the couch next to him

"Duh dummy!"

And he starts singing

He's talking about stars and warmth

He's spittin fire about the smell of hot choco

The  he's talking sbout how lame joshua's gingerbread house was

Next thing you know ur  crying

because omg that ginger bread houseWAS UGLY

also jihoooooooooooooon just serenaded you

Dont u just

Then jihoon catches you and panicks

"You okay? Why are you cryin?!"

"HowDARS YOU ASK ME THAT LISTEN UP U JUST SAID SOME SWEET WORDS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!"

JIHOON CALms down

But u crybaby cant stop crying

and of course jihoon panicks again

So he starts singing some other Christmas song

And then u start crying about poor rudolf

And remember regina george

But then eventually you calm down

And decide to nuzzle up against jihoon who replaced his guitar with you in his arms

Then us fall asleep with him sweetly singing about the spirit of Christmas

DK

 Liz gittit

Of course this ray of light just wants to give off energy to the world 

And since he 

And u u forgetful ass 

Forgot to go shopping for presents 

You decided to go on a dec 24th shopping trip! 

Hurrah! 

But it was too eady for u two 

Like wtf 

Gift giving Is suuch and easy task 

And shoping a day before Christmas 

pshhhhhhh 

Its a heartbeat

 "Whoever gets the best gifts gets for the best price gets to boss the other around until new year," seokmin grins 

You knit your brows deeply at his words 

And wonder what the hell he has in plan for him to think of doing something so ensnaring 

So being the smarter one in the relationship 

"Uh no??" 

Seokmin was like "ok then the other has to do whatever the other says for the entirety of Christmas" 

"???? Whyyyyy?" 

"Because its not challengeing or fun if there isn't any condition" "Ugh fine" 

So the two of you zip around looking for the best gifts you could get 

You try to stay away from the people doing their last minute shopping 

Seokmin doesnt dare go in between an old lady mouthing of another customer 

Tbh its super stressful 

wtf 

what kind of date is this 

Only morons would do this wtf 

Both of you got shoved constantly 

There wasnt really much space to move around 

And there wasnt really anything to choose from 

But hey guess what 

Seokmin found some really cool gifts 

"Daheck did u get that shirt?" 

"Isle five. There were a bunch of people grabbing some stuff and this fell to the ground and so i picked it up and thought it was pretty cool"

You on the other hand got like ok gifts 

I mean theyre not bad

 But da hell did dk get a frikin eeyore onesie idek 

It was no contest.  

Seokmin defo won 

"Yisss so i win therefor u have to make me some Christmas cookies tomorrow" 

"U ho did u really just make me suffer through that so you could ask me to make cookies 4 u???" 

"Yes but we really didn have gifts tho." 

U roll ur eyes 

Seokmin's face falls, "r... r u like mad @ me?" 

"Uhhhhhhhhhh" 

You knit your brows at him but release a smile when u see his nervous look 

"No babo. Im jusy tired, lezgo back home" 

He sighs and nods, kissing your cheeks 

"Dont worry baby, ill carry all of this back home" 

Which he does 

And when u get back 

He says he forgot something in the car

then comes bzck 

And then forcefully turns u around 

Ur about to protest

But the you realize he's putting on a silver necklace on u 

"Yahhhh seokminie, u shouldnt have. Where you even get this"

"I bought it a while back, duh" he chuckles then kisses you on the cheek 

"Merry christmas jagi" 

Mingyu  

You are a genius for getting boyfriend like mingyu 

uh and super lucky like fu-- 

BUT TODAY 

Ur extra glad that mingyu is 10ft tall 

Because ur going to be decorating your very own tree 

Wow 

You bought he prettiest glass ornamnets

 and the sparkliest streamers 

"I have a vision," u explain 

Mingyu nods in understanding 

U and him lift the tree into the living room 

And then u start decorating the tree from the bottom up 

Its all rly chill

 You lot are chatting about whatever 

He's tellling you about ur tour n stuff 

U put on some Christmas tunes for flare 

And then u stand up from the floor and boogey with each other 

Yall shake ur butts 

and go around the tree wrapping it in tinself 

Mingyu steals one of the ornaments from u

 and u try to take it back from him like the genius u are 

Except hes holding it over his head 

N u cant for the life of u reach his hand up there 

So u step on his foot 

And punch his stomach 

And he bends down in reaction 

In pain

Soz

He was asking for it

U steal the decor back 

Then he proceeds to chase u around because aparently ur the bully 

*instert pikachu meme here* 

N then u get back towork 

Or i mean take a break 

And u eat a bunch of holiday special junk 

And then u get back to work 

"ok nows for the star" 

U hand him the star because its the entire point of his existance

getting that star up ther 

with his longass arms 

He turns to u "u dont wanna put it" 

BOI 

u suck in a breath 

"I cant frIKICN REACH IT U LIL" 

He give a face, "there are ways" 

"My go-- just put the AHHHHHHH"

AND THEN THE NEXT THING U KNOW

 Hes crouching down pulling ur legs on his shoulders 

"MINGYU PUT ME DOWN" you say, about to rip of his face 

Mostly because u have nothi to hold onto

but he stands 

with u on his shoulders

and walks to the tree 

"Put the damn thing on before u fall!!" 

Wow its ur fault again

And screaming u put the star on 

And mingyu putz u down 

"Okay that was stressful" 

U punch him in the gut again 

The8  

Minghao is super tired 

But super looking forward to spending time with u 

So u defintely go on a date 

But its of the lazy movie watch variety

Im talking all the chesey romance movies 

Set in december 

that has like mistletoe kisses 

And snow scenes 

And also those holiday specials

 For catroons 

And non cartoons 

Even the one with arnold swartzimacallit 

You pull out the laptop 

And get on netflix 

There's popcorn on 

And hot tea 

Or whatever the hell 

Its all just very warm 

and u and minghao are wrapped together in a warm blanket 

Ur nestled in between is legs and ur super warm and cozy and im so soft bleh 

"Oh oh, u should see this part, its my fav--" 

But u stop uourself when u turn and see minghao fell asleep

 U coo and let him obvi 

taking unflattering pictures duh 

But also cute ones because 

#couplegoals 

He doesn't sleep through all the movies though 

You end up watching non christmas themed films too 

Like toy story4 

OKAY I CRIED AT THE ENDING 

PIXAR IS REALLY COMING FOR MY WIG 

"You look really cute cuddled up against me" he'll randomly blurt 

U feel ur cheeks brun at that 

but no he cant have that 

"I thought i was always cute" 

He chuckles and groans as he hugs u tightly 

U laugh at his reaction 

"Of course you're always cute" 

"Ok but the teddy bear u got me is actually cuter" 

"Nononono, the teddy is cute but uuu are cuter" 

"Were u always this gross?" 

Seungkwan 

Okay 

before u tell me these are getting worse and worse every passing member 

i would first like to say i know 

and  that seungkwan bought u a cute dress for Christmas 

and took u to a fancy restaurant 

Ok ur welcome 

But like even if it werent fancy 

U'd still like it 

cause holy guacamole 

imagine holding seungkwans hand as u walk around

Jsut being so head over heels

and super in love with the cutie

Groooossss 

LinDA 

The feeling is mutual for him when he's around u 

so he stops mid conversations 

just to take ur pic 

Its kinda annoyig 

but kinda cute 

"Hey unknow hansol told me about-- what are u doing"

 "No go on, im just talking ur picture"

 Literally the bst hype man alive 

Will make take dozen upon dozen photos of u 

And will make u pose for aethetics 

He will go on making sure everyone knows u da hottest ho in the place 

n ur like "seungkwan stfu u embarrassssing meee" 

And then oml  

Some moron tries to hit on u 

and seungkwan sqwares up ready to hit a fool 

would he actually do it i mean 

Like 

prolly Not 

but then again he looked really mad 

So u calm him down 

and u go bzck home 

And the cuddles 

"Baby girl im sorry if i embarrassed u"

 "Nah itz chill i mean i know u have good intentions"

U smile and he takes another candid phto of u

"Broooooo!!"

 "Im donnnr. Now hows about we get rid of that dress" 

Vernon  

okay im willing to guess hansol loves drinking hot chocolate in the winter

So he's like 

"Lets do a hot choco review" 

And buys 897 types of hot choco 

Or like ten 

wtf eight hundres pluss is too much 

So ur like okay i like hot choco 

and then he pulls out his phone and does a vlive 

"No i am not jealous of joshua hyungs vlive with his gf" 

Yall make like ten cups of hot choco 

and is chaotic 

Idek how u could get injured 

But hey 

It wasnt even the hot water invovled 

but the wrapping of the choco powder 

"Technical difficulties hansol is a big moron" 

U get him a bandaid

"Ya! I am not" 

Yall start reviewing anyway 

*insert try guys eugenes voice* 

Im rihght

 Ur wong 

Shut up 

After trying the first onw 

Ur like wow dis is good 

the second was even better 

The third one u hold

then u realized there were eight more cups 

And that u made so

much 

so u were like "omf there is too much "

then u debated whether or not calling seventeen to drink the rest 

But then hansol was like "ther isnt enough for themm"

Then ur like 

"okay whatabout making a super hotchoco" 

n vernon was like 

???? 

"THATS THE BEST IDEA UVE EVVER HAD" 

SO YALL GET A BIGASS POT 

MIX THE REST IN 

REALIZE U HAVENT RATED THE other cups

 Shrug it off 

and get a cup of the hot choco mix 

"Tastes like corn" 

"Bish dafaq" 

Dino 

Yikes 

so 

Chan is a dumb ho 

and got himself sick at Christmas so 

nononoono thats a no to any cute date ideas 

and its just you and him staying at home 

U personally dont mind 

but hes like "awww but i had so many ideas"

 but obvi U cant risk him getting any sicker than he already is 

So you stay home and take care of him 

and all he can do is complain about everything 

about the cold 

his runny nose 

The lack of taste of the food

 His head ache 

The fact his bed is hot 

And that fact that u have to take care of him 

And treat him like a baby 

"I am not a baby" 

"Listen up, u are always gonna be my baby" 

"Not u toooooo najsjsjjs" 

You make him some hot cocoa 

And hes like "im not drinking that if u call me baby again" 

"Babybabybabybabybaby" 

Ugghgg "If you keep doing that im not going to give u the gift i gotchu" 

"Well das on u" 

And then u end up going ona glaring contest 

Chan ends up giving it to u anyway 

"i hope u choke on it" he grumbles with insencerity 

U coo when u see that its a handwritten letter 

And then u end up crying because hes super soft

N ur super soft

And gahhh u love him so much

 Chan pats ur back because he doesnt want to get u sick if he hugs u  

U sniffle and wipe ur eyes 

"Who's the baby now, cry baby" 

You snarl and pinch his side 

And now i say

This was probably hecking bzd but i hope u enjoyed 

merry CHRISTMAS 

ITS MY FABORITE HOLiDAY 

TAKE CARE Of urselves mwaah

Support me on ko-fi

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nsfw for kiss the canvas babes 👀👀

ok i am SO READY FOR THIS 

kiss the canvas babies

• who kissed who first?  

n&m: okay sO I feel like nicky PLANNED on kissing mo first??? but every time he tried during their first date, something would come up and the mood would just DIE and he'd get so frustrated abt it??? but lbr mo would’ve honestly just been like ‘fUCK IT’ and kissed him im cackling

j&m: i think jesse did?? bc it was during the power outage when margo was over rmr, and they were surrounded by candles and :’(( 

• who made the first move?

n&m: why,,, do i get the feeling mo did,,,, bc lets face it even tho nicky wants to fuCK he would most definitely wait until mo gives him a sign that she's down?? like yea they'd joke abt fucking and stuff like that, but he would most definitely not do anything crazy until she shows signs that she wants it, and even then, he would’ve asked for consent bc he is a Good Boy

j&m: okay so since jess is also a Good Boy, I feel like he would’ve also waited for margo to make the first move. and I feel like after lots of reassurance and affirmations, she would've finally gotten enough confidence to make the first move?? it wouldve definitely been a little thing tho, like maybe setting a hand on his chest, or nibbling his bottom lip or smth as they made out. just small things.

• what’s the relationship like?

n&m: ridiculously adventurous. spontaneous. not much is planned between the two of them. I feel like they wouldn't even plan dates, nick would just pick mo up at her apartment, and they just see where it goes. but they can also be rlly lazy and domestic?? like, when mo’s slammed with work, and nick is busy at the warehouse, they have date night at home and do takeout and a movie while wearing pyjamas y’know??

j&m: soft, really domestic and sweet. since jess’ got danny, it kind of already feels like they're married, really. since margo takes care of danny like she's his mother, and they already kind of have the whole family dynamic. so I feel the relationship consists of small acts of affection, like knowing smiles, and gentle touches, stuff like that. and since they aren't able to go out as much, their date nights mostly consist of home cooked meals, watching netflix and falling asleep on the couch at 11pm.

• who’s the most possessive?

n&m: nicky. definitely. he knows that girls like mo never ever give guys like him a chance. he doesn’t fuck around when it comes to guys flirting with her or trying to make moves. she’s the most special thing he’s ever had in his life, and hes absolutely terrified of her leaving him, even if it doesn't show.

j&m: I feel like its jess. since he knows everything about margo’s past, he’s dead set on protecting her. and that shows whenever he sees someone trying to talk to her in a way he knows isn’t all that innocent, or something like that. and all he'd even have to do is shoot them a look and thats it. 

• what is their favourite way to kiss?

n&m: ok lbr when they kiss, they fucking mAKE OUT. like fuckin’ all tongue or nothing, nicky does Not Fuck Around okay he thinks pecking is for pussies

j&m: softly. I feel like they wouldn't feel the need for all that passion and craze. margo would love leaving little kisses all over jess, whether its his shoulder, or back, or cheek, or lips. anywhere she can reach to show him her affection.

• who tops during sex?

n&m: I wanna say it’s pretty even? like before mo, he'd definitely be used to topping but when he and mo are together, I feel like both of them are good with whatever, and its pretty even on that front. just whoever wants to top goes for it lMAO

j&m: we’ve def talked about this and I think your answer to that was that jess always tops bc hes a dominant lil shIT !! but I feel like every RARE moment, margo would playfully roll them over and try to top, bc she just wants to tease him and :’)

• thoughts on sex toys?

n&m: nick would joke about using ropes n handcuffs n shit but I feel like mo would b the one to be like ‘listen buddy I hope ur fuckin serious and if not imma be pisSED’ 

j&m: the thought of sex toys would fLUSTER THE H E L L OUTTA MARGO??? like even though she ain’t a virgin, she's still !! such a lil prude !! and whenever the conversation comes up, she’d just get all flustered and would blush up a storm and !!!!

• most sensitive areas?

n&m: for nick, I wanna say its his neck and the spot right behind his ear, or where his jaw connects to his neck???

j&m: for margo, it would most definitely be her hair. if jess tugs her hair even the slightest bit, bITCH IS ON HEFJNK but also she would most definitely have a thing for him biting her lower lip while kissing :))

• do they shower/bathe together? if so, how far does anything go?

n&m: lets be real, they've fucked in the shower and the bath, these kids are like bunnies ok I stg. but there are times where its just soft and tender, and all they wanna do is be cute and wash the other’s hair yknow??

j&m: I feel they’d def shower and bathe together, and maybe yeah they'd fuck in the shower, but I cant see them having sex in the bathtub?? like I feel like margo only ever rlly takes baths when she's stressed or sad, so whenever jess joins her, its to cheer her up yknow??? iDK LMK WHAT U THINK OF THAT

• how do they like their sex?

n&m: I honestly feel like sex for them is a reflection of who they are as people. super passionate, exciting, full of love and affection for the other person. like, nicky would do nothing but try to please mo, and I feel like that would be the same thing the other way around. 

j&m: margo is lowkey plain as fuck when it comes to sex, just bc she's so nervous about trying new things?? jess probably has to suggest that they try new stuff bc she would’ve been brainwashed by v*nce that sex isn’t fun and that its a way for the guy to take out his frustrations and ://

• how rough can sex get before its taken too far?

n&m: okay honestly, nicky would be really careful when it comes to getting rough, bc even though hes been fighting for this whole life, he still doesn't know his own strength, and he would keep himself on a tight leash when it comes to that. like, when he feels himself getting out of hand with spanking, or just plain gripping her, he would have to pull back and take a breather, bc the last thing he would EVER wanna do is hurt her. but back in his fighting days, he wouldn't have cared, nor realized how rough he was bc baby boy was always on drugs. :// thats why hes so careful with mo, I feel like.

j&m: once again, this is a doozy bc like I said before, margo is pretty nervous when it comes to sex already, so I feel like she wouldn’t be able to handle too much rough stuff before getting triggered and having a panic attack. she’d be able to handle ur average groping and light spanking and would like having her hair pulled, but anything more rough than that, and she would freak out.

• favourite sex position

n&m: when mo is on top :)

j&m: margo tryna playfully get in control n topping but then jess rolling them over to show her who's boss :)

• if they could have a threesome, who would their third choice be?

n&m: jeSsE, obviously !1! lmAO im kidding. but I honestly don't know if nicky would wanna have a threesome?? like, to him, sex would be such an intimate thing, and he wouldn't wanna share that ( or mo ) with anyone else. hes definitely had threesomes in the past during his addict days tho oop-

j&m: def don't think margo or jess would’ve ever thought of having a third person join them? like nick, margo def believes that sex is a super intimate thing between two people ( unless they're poly, homegirl is an lgbt+ ally don't get it tWISTED ), and she wouldn’t wanna share jess with anyone else.

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LET ME KNOW IF THIS WAS GOOD OR SHITTY IDK WHAT THE HELL IM DOING AAAA

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imma try this again bc i said y’know fck it (heh) bc i need to introduce these characters before making proper bios ok here we go

so actually since i did do zella, felix, and gwenna’s bios, i’ll actually just leave them out of the intro bc like.... i have 8 more lmao so like here you can find their bios in the first three circles n also imma link all the pinterests aGAIN bc they probably do more than i can

these are gonna be crude n real cut n dry but let’s face it who has time to read everything abt all 11 ok this is for US

CHRISTOPHER ‘KIT’ MILLER looks an awful lot like DONALD GLOVER. HE is THIRTY-TWO and while they’re MAGNETIC, they have a tendency to get pretty MERCENARY. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DEGAS PARK by KEVIN ABSTRACT.

ok so kit is my son !! he is kinda a shitty person but it’s a result of his upbringing entirely like he was raised in a household of self-obsession and pre-occupation with the material things. aka he’s like filthy rich bc his parents are well-known in the entertainment business

his father is a rlly big time actor like he is thaT GUY ( my star wars lovin ass likes to pretend he’s billy dee williams bc lando unite but anyway unrelated ) and his mother is a super awesome film director so he grew up with that hanging over his shoulders. his dad was always really hard on him and pushed him to become an actor too but he isn’t abt that life (only to spite his dad lbr)

also his parents were lke actively trying not to have kids so his dad always kinda held that against kit and resented him from day one meanwhile his mother embraced it so :/

his mom is everything he ever dreamed of in a mother, and even tho she was always a bit too busy for him, she never let it affect their relationship and they’re still very close

so yeah kit is that fancy ass man like he bathes in the opulence. he doesn’t do much but gamble and parade his wealth around –– except he has invested in many businesses so like he can be p serious n focused on that sometimes bc like

$$$$

also he loves his ladies. like a lot. pls someone allow him to be the suGAR DADDY WE ALL DESERVE!!! but fr no that’s his biggest downfall like in his song inspo he can get very caught up in his emotions and rlly lose his head bc like he is calm cool and calculating and distant for the most part but once he gets attached it’s like he craves the connection and he can get very lost

anyway also bring me a plot where they may have grown up together and he’s very defensive over them like he doesn’t always get close to people but this person means the world to him and maybe he’s been lowkey in love his whole life but like whatever who talks abt feelings n ruins something so special he could never

yeah so idk what more to say at this point so yeah hmu w questions bc i could probably go off again

ROSALIND LEPAGE looks an awful lot like ADELAIDE KANE. SHE is TWENTY-FOUR and while they’re RESILIENT, they have a tendency to get pretty QUIXOTIC You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to MELTING by KALI UCHIS. 

okay now this is my baby. she is a sweet lil buttercup and only wants the best in life but it never comes to her ugh i’m wounded.

so she was born and raised in kola, v much small-town girl vibes. she absolutely loves it here but since growing up the town was really been stained by disappointment :/ when she was seventeen both of her parents like went missing just like completely disappeared leaving her and her six-year-old sister just completely alone which really fucked up her plans bc she was already accepted to a top-tier music school in new york for college for her passion for violin but she had to turn it down bc her sister was now her responsibility 

so she dropped out of highschool and got her ged and immediately entered the work force, leaving her dreams in the dust. she still plays every now and then, especially whenever there’s an open mic night at the coffee shop where she works like girl plugs in her amp n everything i love her

anyway like she doesn’t resent anyone or blame her sister bc she’s just so compassionate and selfless like she didn’t hesitate to change her life to support her sis but it does still kill her to know that her life just kinda never took off and probs never will. but now she just channels all that sadness into fighting to make sure her sister doesn’t end up stuck like she did

so yeah she’s just a huge sweetheart who loves doing things for others and she’s so so soft like someone hold my lil muffin :/ she can get way too caught up in dreams sometimes but y’know that’s life!!!

DIEGO CABRERA looks an awful lot like XAVIER SERRANO. HE is TWENTY-THREE and while they’re VIVACIOUS, they have a tendency to get pretty ERRATIC. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DO IT AGAIN by NO ROME.

so one of the messiest children ever, he is here. ngl i got a lot of inspo from adam sackler from girls for my son diego so if u feel me, word. 

basically pls meet the world’s biggest narcissist –– he’s just like appalling sometimes but he really is trying his best. my boi grew up in kola and always planned on moving to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor and wow is he perfect for that bc my guy is the most dramatic and expressive hot mess you’ll ever find

his mind is always moving 100 miles a minute and he just says the craziest things ??? like he doesn’t know where to stop. diego is super passionate abt his own life and what he wants to do and what he believes; he won’t let you forget it either. he’s always here to share a piece of his mind whether you want it for not and he’s not afraid to turn people away bc his opinions are valid !!

like he’s sooo selfish and doesn’t even hide his own agenda, but ngl once you get him attached there’s no going back like he really gives everything his all and will devote anything it takes to procure happiness for those he loves

like he’s rrlly terrible but he truly has a good head on his shoulders and a good heart in his chest n it’ll beat for u rll hard if u earn it (thru his means ofc)

like when i say god complex i mean it

but c’mon pls give me the plot where like this person pined after him for such a fuckin long time and he legit only used them for sex n didn’t even hide it (like fr seconds after rolling over he said ‘so are you gonna leave now ? bye) bUT y’know they’ve been hooking up for so long to where he actually got invested and wanted them to come to his rehearsals and share his passion w them and they just like ..... stopped caring all of a sudden. so now he’s sad boi and mad boi bc after basically begging for him to give a fuck they up and ran when his heart got invOLVED LIKE FUCK ME fr this is the song and i need this connection pLS LOVE ME

anyway he’s a mess but i love him

PIPER KOVALSKY looks an awful lot like EMMY ROSSUM. SHE is TWENTY-SEVEN and while they’re NURTURING, they have a tendency to get pretty CALAMITOUS. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to COFFEE & CIGARETTES by VIC MENSA.

awhh pipes.... my poor bb. she is also quite the mess!! 

but lbr it’s all her fucking fault lmao like her life literally never took off but she has no one to blame but herself. like she just really has a talent for ruining things whenever they get good and she doesn’t even try too my bb just does not think abt ramifications ever

piper was also born and raised in kola but she’s hopped around from area to area bc she can’t keep a lease going to save her life

or a job

she’s a big fan of cigareetes and alcohol and partying but whenever she indullges in anything they kinda have a perfect way of getting her in trouble. like she really wants to stop living like a vagrant but her cyncicsm really gets her down so she barely tries

she has a few siblings that she really wants to protect bc they’re headed down her path as well but she can’t even keep her life straight ugh :/

but ok so she’s truly the biggest softie on the inside like she cares soooo fucking much and she does a terrible job at pretending she doesn’t. but ya girl still tries!

ok so time for me to go off abt a wanted connect!!!! so her song is coffee & cigarettes and it’s a bop find it here pLS and i just really feel in my bones that this should be a connection ok. give me that high school lovers that were never lovers bc all piper could focus on was her own self-destruction n rlly living it up so she just completely shut this person out when it finally became real :/ so yeah it’s a fucking mess and she’s never truly moved on

anyway i should probably move onto the next muse lmao

MALCOLM WEST looks an awful lot like REECE KING. HE is TWENTY-TWO and while they’re JOCULAR, they have a tendency to get pretty CAVALIER. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to EPITAPH by HIPPO CAMPUS. –––––– may or may not be inspired by jake peralta

when i say he’s a goofster i mean he is a goofster and a gaffster ok

my tiny son who just wants to be a big bad detective and fight crime and just crack jokes along the way he is the meme king and he’ll let you know it

he grew up in atlanta where both of his parents were cops so he really just always dreamed of being just like them one day 

until his dad told him he’d never make it. that crushed his spirit entirely and ever since then he really kinda just figured out who his dad was ?? he caught him cheating on his mom and also just being a dirty cop and it just broke his heart bc that was his hero. and y’know malcolm gooddoer and fighter for justice so he went to his mom with this discovery and she just kind of admitted that she knew abt all of it but couldn’t do anything abt it so... he just kinda left and moved to kola to start over

he entered the police academy there as soon as he possibly could (18 i think maybe 19 if i’m dumb ) and just did not stop working his ass off and doing all kinds of paperwork and bust until he finally reached detective just a week ago

don’t get me wrong ya boi hates paperwork but he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do !!

anyway he’s a clown but he loves life and and even tho he’s a child he can take some things seriously

aside from his true feeling heh who ?? i don’t know her n imma just tell a joke or do an impression or smth instead

alsO idk if anyone knows chew the comic series but he dEF IS GONNA HAVE THOSE POWERS FOR THE SUPERHERO/SUPERNATURAL THREAD stay tuned

CAMBRIA SONG looks an awful lot like JENNIE KIM. SHE is TWENTY-ONE and while they’re IDEALISTIC, they have a tendency to get pretty WHIMSICAL. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to MARCELINE by WILLOW.

ok first of all her pinterest is a whole ass aesthetic and u basically see everything she’s abt on there 10/10 would reccommend

now this is a smol bean that is also a bad bitch and we stan !! she’s your astrology loving, extra ass, witty lil witch and she loves adding in her two cents! she’s a sweet lil thing but her bite is bigger than her bark so watch out fr

mostly imma have her in the supernatural verse (witch heh heh), demi-god verse (u kno she’s hecate’s daughter), n maybe the horror verse bc i want my bb to be a medium like lorraine warren that’s my girl!! 

other than that catch her throwing out ur natal chart, charging n cleansing her cyrstals, n offering free tarot readings! really she has her mf shit together n loves helping ppl w spiritual awakenings ok

here is a pic of her two sides conversing ok big meme here

anyway i’m a big fan of her pinterest and i hope that gives everyone a good vibe for her bc tbh i’m tired lol

so imma do my other three muses in another post tomorrow bc !!! ya girl is feeling lazy now lmao sry this took so long geez

[bleedingracquets]

You said you can make it stupid and ramble so Imma challenge you to the yakuza!hoshi (jk write it however you wanna

AU’s are beautiful and I love them. Send me more shit.

Yakuza AU’s? Damn that’s fucking, wild jim. Holy shit. I love it hello yello I am all for this hell fuckin yeah. You know what tho, I’m gunna do it my way b/c I am filthy garbage and I hate myself BING BONG DAB EMOJIThey’re under a read more because I ramble like a little bitch and no one should be forced to read this utter mess.

🔪 So Hoshi’s mafia has dragon and star motifs b/c it’s literally his name (we don’t talk about the horses in this good Pastanafarian household thank you very much that and horse motifs are v hard to make look cool and edgy b/c oma looks like a dweeb more news at 5). So his beautiful tattoos are done by his Horishi (tattoo artist v/ old fashioned and needle master), who I wanna believe deep down in my rotten disgusting soul is Tsumewgi b/c needle aesthetics :tm: tattoo artist Tsumuwugu when, but is actually just one of his close friends. But back on topic, his back has a lot of scars and tattoos around those scars, because he’s a bit of a show-off and he went through a lot so he’s gunna be a rad bitch:tm: and show his scars as awesomely as possible, all in star and dragon motifs. They’re mostly black and white, but he does have hints of blues in there as well, as black white and blue are the gang’s main colors. Cats are a slightly less important, but still prominent symbol as well, as those are the symbols worn by the Kyodai (older brothers), while the Kobun (apprentices / younger brothers) tend to have a single star. Hoshi’s back in particular, has a dragon, a large star w/ many many smaller stars around it, cats and lots of just other more abstract designs, because he told the Horishi to get creative and get creative they did. Maybe I’ll draw it later or smth hell if I know.

🔪 Now how he became the head of the yakuza, is interesting. Because here, it all started by being just, a punk ass kid honestly. Junior high was a wild time for him, and he wasn’t born into a family-brand Yakuza, he was offered to join in by... let’s just say a close friend whomst family was the Yakuza he joined into. So, his life was normal and plain, and he kinda just.. wanted to be a bad boy:tm: that’s really it. So he ditched his family, and went to join the Yakuza. The Yakuza, became his family really. He preformed the ceremonies, and did what he was told. Yet, he was just greedy. Greedy because he wanted more, yes yes! Much much more! So, he started to climb from the bottom to reach where he wanted to be, which was the top. So it just became a matter of getting there. And he worked hard, and hard, but no matter what, well... nothing kept him from gaining any higher status than a Kyodai, since the rest of the upper ranks were more, family-born requirements he just didn’t fill. So, whilst the others were out and about doing their jobs, Hoshi went to the building once again, and slaughtered all of the higher ups. Every single one, minus his friend. Now his friend isn’t dumb, and while his whole family got murdered, the Yakuza itself was his family, much like the situation he provided for Hoshi himself back before. So Hoshi became the Oyabun (or boss) of the yakuza after his friend swore loyalty to him and they drank to it. V sappy stuff.From there, Hoshi built it up with people he could trust, no longer listening to the higher ups that once led the family before him. He runs a crime organization, a very tiny independent one but a tiny one nonetheless which he’s trying to build the reputation up oh ye.

🔪 Hoshi still had a girlfriend here! It was, well, a very bad relationship considering how quick it fell (and considering he was the one that killed her but shhh) but, for a while, she was the ane-san (big sister) of the organization. Anything that Hoshi wasn’t around to do, she took care of instead. His gf here was japanese, rather tall, and had long af hair like damn i’ll draw her one day but hoo boy Hoshi likes tall women more news @ ten. She kicked ass tho, and she got taken out because of infighting that she would cause l o l. So he got tired of her shit and she can’t just leAVE BECAUSE COMMON SENSE WOULD PERTAIN SHE KNOWS ALL THEIR SECRETS AND SHIT SO bye hunie sorry I don’t make the rules.

🔪 This one is lame, but he’s a BIT of an alcoholic. Just a little. He perhaps likes Sake, a little too much for someone his age, and he believes that bonds are really important when made over sake. Sakazuki (sake sharing) is practiced often already in Yakuza even now, despite looking formal and old at most weddings, but Hoshi practices that shit like holy fuck. Hell he just drinks. Has prolly developed a problem that no one will address him about because he’s the boss obviously. That being said fancy trips to bathhouses and loud af parties are also present, although he does get shit done. He’s a party-hard loser bitch but he still holds that strict af authority that has that fear into others. 

🔪 Hoshi’s yakuza specializes in organ sales. Lots of, fine ol gore and guts, he likes having a bunch of gross murders and stuff b/c he’s edgy and a loser that doesn’t know how else to express himself. That being said, he makes sure not to damage fine product? Like, gotta keep them bills paid somehow. And that’s through the black market w/ women’s hands and shit. Women are usually found from brothels, some old, mostly younger ones just starting, ouch. Men are targeted for their other organs and shit, and he does a lot of stuff hands on himself despite not being supposed to (but fuck you he does what he wants) so he’s just this edgy ass kid that has no social skills playing w/ guts and shit b/c his life choices and decision making skills suck ass. Hoshi in a shell nut.

🔪 Now I’m a gross weirdo so bonus I like to add how others interact w/ Hoshi? any possible interactions? Lol yeah u fuck I’m implying that DICE are pussies and Hoshi is totes ready to pick fights w/ Oma’s petty ass for drawing oveR HIS SHIT YOU LITTLE CLOWN ASS H O. But legit shit thinking abt it like, ooo how would he interact w/ Angielino? Perhaps she and him converse of ways to rule over a group of ppl, albeit Angine’s is under religion and his is under regime and shit, or maybe Kaitotototo as the Assassin (eyes @ u Drac bby never forget) and maybe there’s some rivalry shit goin on there. Ah yeah man so many possibilities. I just? Nut at the possibilities. 

[i-w-p-chan]

Sin Unleashed

Summary: Sunshinechild: ENMA! Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY! Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!

Chatfic with established 0027 and a side of All27. Crack.

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Enma and Tsuna have a chat group just for the two of them. It's full of crack and S I N.

Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WARNINGS: Shameless Self-Indulgence, Crack, KHR Canon Pushed Back 4-5 Years, Aged Up Characters, The Shimon Live, Suggestive Content, Dirty Humor, 0027 In An Open Relationship, Polyamory, Deserves The T Rating, Talk Of Hypothetical Sexual Encounter, Contains A Couple Of References To OnceABlueMoon's Not-Yet-Posted AUs/Fics :3

Disclaimer: Don't own KHR.

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Sunshinechild: ENMA! Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY! Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!

Awkwardbby: oh my god! Awkwardbby: I hope you enjoy your stay in heaven Awkwardbby: in the meantime Awkwardbby: I'll go seduce your Hibari-san to console me in your absence

Sunshinechild: you'd totally do it though Sunshinechild: show up draped over your bike Sunshinechild: and he'll swoon Sunshinechild: they think I don't know Hibari-san's weakness Sunshinechild: they're so wrong Sunshinechild: just act extra cute and he'll marry you on the spot

Awkwardbby sent willthiswork. jpg

Sunshinechild: ahgdjgsdsagdagsd Sunshinechild: FORGET ABOUT HEAVEN Sunshinechild: IMMA GO DOWN TO HELL TO S I N

Awkwardbby: I'll be waiting for you down there darling

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Awkwardbby: I love you

Sunshinechild: love you too baby but what brought this on?

Awkwardbby: I just wanted to let you know Awkwardbby: before Adel kills me Awkwardbby: she found out about the time I ended up in a bar last week

Sunshinechild: BBY NO DON'T DIE Sunshinechild: I'LL CRY Sunshinechild: TAT

Awkwardbby: I'll leave all of my worldly possessions with you Awkwardbby: I just hope she doesn't find our marriage certificate Awkwardbby: I can hear Deamon's tortured screams Awkwardbby: she's going to get me next Awkwardbby: farewell my beloved Awkwardbby: get you your harem Awkwardbby: live happy Awkwardbby: name a cat after me or something

Sunshinechild: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Awkwardbby sent icantbelieveshedidthis. jpg

Sunshinechild: … Sunshinechild: oh my lord Sunshinechild: where can I find this?

Awkwardbby: TSUNA NO

Sunshinechild: TSUNA YES

Awkwardbby: TSUNA DON'T

Sunshinechild: TSUNA DO Sunshinechild: HIBARI-SAN WILL FINALLY END UP CONFESSING

Awkwardbby: YOU TRAITOR Awkwardbby: I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL CAT LOVERS HERE Awkwardbby: BUT APPARENTLY YOU LIKE PUPPIES TOO NOW?

Sunshinechild: noooooo Sunshinechild: but Hibari-san does

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: FINE

Sunshinechild: I can't believe you immediately accused me of liking puppies Sunshinechild: I thought you knew Sunshinechild: I thought YOU TRUSTED ME Sunshinechild: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

Awkwardbby: OF COURSE IT IS Awkwardbby: OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS INTO HIGHER PLANES OF EXISTENCE

Sunshinechild: you make it sound so pure Sunshinechild: when there is nothing pure about our love Sunshinechild: or you

Awkwardbby: lies and slander!

Sunshinechild: oh hush you Sunshinechild: I know for a fact you've been thinking about my ass for the past 10 days

Awkwardbby: you have a really nice ass though Awkwardbby: AND I AM ONLY HUMAN D:

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Sunshinechild sent lookathim. jpg

Awkwardbby: this is not fair Awkwardbby: why are you surrounded by pretty/hot/handsome people Awkwardbby: who are all smitten with you Awkwardbby: but I'm surrounded by people who think I'm their awkward baby brother Awkwardbby: anyway Awkwardbby: how did you convince Yamamoto to pose for such a risqué picture Awkwardbby: in the locker room Awkwardbby: and not make him suspicious?

Sunshinechild: I only asked for a picture Sunshinechild: he's the one who posed like that Sunshinechild: he thinks I'm oblivious Sunshinechild: just like the rest Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I'M PURE AND INNOCENT Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I DON'T NOTICE Sunshinechild: JUST HOW MUCH THEY FLIRT WITH ME Sunshinechild: THEY THINK I DON'T R E A L I Z E Sunshinechild: I'VE BEEN KABEDON-ED SO MANY TIMES Sunshinechild: THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES IT COULD HAPPEN BEFORE I START TO NOTICE

Awkwardbby: you totally would not have realized they're in love with you Awkwardbby: had I not pointed it out

Sunshinechild: HEY I NOTICED

Awkwardbby: that they were being non-platonically affectionate yes Awkwardbby: but not that they have a thing for you Awkwardbby: I RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS Awkwardbby: THE THIRST FOR TUNA

Sunshinechild: CAN WE NOT Sunshinechild: BRING UP THE TUNA?

Awkwardbby: :D Awkwardbby: and for the record Awkwardbby: I can't believe they think you're still a virgin

Sunshinechild: gasp Sunshinechild: how dare you try to smear my good name and reputation

Awkwardbby: aha Awkwardbby: AHAHAHAHA Awkwardbby: BOY AREN'T YOU GLAD ADEL STILL HASN'T FOUND OUT THAT YOU DEFLOWERED HER BABY BROTHER

Sunshinechild: PLEASE DON'T D: Sunshinechild: I HOPE SHE NEVER FINDS OUT

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Awkwardbby sent thankstheyrelovely. jpg

Awkwardbby: you know how to spoil a guy

Sunshinechild: lakshdkashdahsd Sunshinechild: I KNEW THAT YOU'LL LOOK AMAZING IN THEM Sunshinechild: BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED Sunshinechild: FOR THE SHEER APPEAL Sunshinechild: AND YOU PICKED THE RED ONES TO MATCH YOUR HAIR Sunshinechild: LKASDHKASHDASJDGGASFJDGAS Sunshinechild: I H A V E B E E N B L E S S E D

Awkwardbby sent youremakingmeblush. jpg

Sunshinechild: BLUSH Sunshinechild: YOU FIRST GRADE SEDUCER YOU Sunshinechild: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ADEL KILL US ALL Sunshinechild: SO THAT NO ONE WOULD LOOK AT YOU Sunshinechild: LIKE THEY WANT TO BEND YOU OVER YOUR BIKE Sunshinechild: OR LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO BEND THEM OVER YOUR BIKE

Awkwardbby: be thankful Adel is not reading this Awkwardbby: or Kaoru for that matter Awkwardbby: or even Rauji Awkwardbby: OR MAMI Awkwardbby: MAMI WOULD MURDER YOU AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR CORPSE Awkwardbby: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE WIDOWED

Sunshinechild: are you… Sunshinechild: are you wearing the tail too?

Awkwardbby sent yes. jpg

Sunshinechild: … Sunshinechild: FUCK Sunshinechild: ME

Awkwardbby: was that an invitation? :3

Sunshinechild: fuck YES

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Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: TSUNA ANSWER Awkwardbby: COME ON

Sunshinechild: what is it?

Awkwardbby: Adel found out you were the one who sent me the cat ears and tails Awkwardbby: she's on the warpath Awkwardbby: and gunning for your head

Sunshinechild: sakdhlaksdhasjhd Sunshinechild: NO Sunshinechild: OH GOD NO Sunshinechild: I'M ON A CAKE DATE WITH HARU WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD IS THAT ADEL??!!! Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD SHE IS HERE ALREADY Sunshinechild: AJSHDKASDAJSHDKAJSD HARU IS STANDING INF RONT OF ME Sunshinechild: SHE'S STARING ADEL DOWN Sunshinechild: ADEL GRABBED HER Sunshinechild: NO DON'T KILL HARU Sunshinechild: SHE Sunshinechild: she put her down to the side and patted down the dust from her clothes Sunshinechild: Haru is blushing Sunshinechild: she's staring dreamily at Adel

Sunshinechild sent LOOK. jpg

Awkwardbby: oh my god Awkwardbby: am I seeing what I think I'm seeing

Sunshinechild: wHat Is the mEanInG of tHIs

Awkwardbby: well Awkwardbby: guess that's Adel crashing your date to sweep her off her feet

Sunshinechild: Haru is ignoring me Sunshinechild: better yet Sunshinechild: ADEL is ignoring me Sunshinechild: also Sunshinechild: I feel like I'm third wheeling Sunshinechild: I should leave them be

Awkwardbby: I'm five minutes away from the park Awkwardbby: meet me there?

Sunshinechild: sure

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Sunshinechild sent imissyou. jpg

Awkwardbby: is that Awkwardbby: is that my shirt?

Sunshinechild: THAT Sunshinechild: is what grabs your attention?

Awkwardbby: when did you get it I've been looking for it for ages

Sunshinechild: I can't believe you

Awkwardbby: what? Awkwardbby: you want me to Awkwardbby: point Awkwardbby: out Awkwardbby: your Awkwardbby: panties?

Sunshinechild: YESSSS

Awkwardbby: why?

Sunshinechild: THEY'RE NEW Sunshinechild: AND CUTE

Awkwardbby: they're black with skulls on them Awkwardbby: punk skulls

Sunshinechild: SO?

Awkwardbby: sigh Awkwardbby: fine Awkwardbby: they're cute Awkwardbby: are you glad?

Sunshinechild sent checktheseout. jpg

Awkwardbby: SLFDHSKJDGSJGD Awkwardbby: CAT PAWS

Sunshinechild: guess I know what underwear I'm going to wear the next time we go on a date

Awkwardbby: hsadkajgsdsadgajs Awkwardbby: hjgdkajsdh Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: I'M ONLY HUMAN Awkwardbby: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? Awkwardbby: YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE WEARING BOXERS WITH CUTE CAT PAWS ON THEM Awkwardbby: ON OUR NEXT DATE AND EXPECT ME TO Awkwardbby: NOT DIE AND ASCEND TO HEAVEN

Sunshinechild: does heaven even accept perverts like you

Awkwardbby: I can't believe I was just Awkwardbby: called out Awkwardbby: by my enabler

Sunshinechild: always happy to be of service :D

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Sunshinechild: hey Enma Sunshinechild: remember when you went through your family's record Sunshinechild: and found some things on a guy who looks so much like me it's suspicious?

Awkwardbby: yeah Awkwardbby: that 'guy' was the FOUNDER OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MAFIA FAMILY Awkwardbby: what about him

Sunshinechild: today Sunshinechild: a baby came and told me that Sunshinechild: I am apparently related to that guy Sunshinechild: on unrelated news Sunshinechild: I am apparently an heir to a mafia family Sunshinechild: three guesses which one Sunshinechild: and two don't count

Awkwardbby: VONGOLA? Awkwardbby: FUCK Awkwardbby: WHAT Awkwardbby: OH MY GOD Awkwardbby: YOU WANT ME TO GET THERE? Awkwardbby: SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET AND DISAPPEAR WITH YOU TOWARDS THE SUNSET?

Sunshinechild: while I would really love for you to sweep me off my feet and run with me towards the sunset Sunshinechild: and while I am pissed about being given the position out of nowhere when I want to be YOUR mafia wife instead Sunshinechild: you're working really hard on getting the Shimon away from the mafia Sunshinechild: and you're half-way there Sunshinechild: I don't want you to throw that away just for my sake

Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: FUCK IT Awkwardbby: YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT Awkwardbby: IF YOU WEREN'T THERE Awkwardbby: WHEN DEAMON CAME KNOCKING WITH A SCYTHE Awkwardbby: THERE WOULDN'T *BE* A SHIMON FAMILY Awkwardbby: I'M SURE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WOULD BE UP IN ARMS AND Awkwardbby: WOULD STORM THE FUCKING VONGOLA FOR YOU ONCE THEY HEAR

Sunshinechild: Enma no

Awkwardbby: ENMA YES

Sunshinechild: I'm serious about this Sunshinechild: please Sunshinechild: let me do it myself

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: FINE Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I have to like it Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I'm not going to tell the others

Sunshinechild: … fine…

Awkwardbby: three months Tsuna Awkwardbby: three months Awkwardbby: and then we'll make it our business

Sunshinechild: thank you. Sunshinechild: now Sunshinechild: how do you get rid of the world's greatest hitman?

Awkwardbby: TSUNA

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Sunshinechild: I am absolutely glad I decided not to go commando today Sunshinechild: I don't think I'll be going commando anytime in the foreseeable future

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: what Awkwardbby: just what

Sunshinechild: so Reborn has bullets that make you run around in your underwear Sunshinechild: while screaming about your last regrets Sunshinechild: thankfully Sunshinechild: I was wearing my unicorn patterned boxers Sunshinechild: so my image of purity was preserved Sunshinechild: and thankfully Sunshinechild: my last regret at the time was not asking Ryohei-senpai out Sunshinechild: Mochida-senpai was screaming Sunshinechild: he was brandishing his sword and threatening to castrate whoever made me do what I did

Awkwardbby: I have no words

Sunshinechild: hey Sunshinechild: at least I didn't go around declaring my regret of not having your babies

Awkwardbby: jdashdkaskdkasjdasdh Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: BAD BOY Awkwardbby: DOWN

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Awkwardbby: doesn't Reborn know about this chat?

Sunshinechild: he thinks it's a chat for otaku

Awkwardbby: .. w hy?

Sunshinechild: because I told him so

Awkwardbby: and he… believed you?

Sunshinechild sent lookatme. jpg

Sunshinechild: does this baby look like he would lie?

Awkwardbby: yes

Sunshinechild: gasp Sunshinechild: betrayed by my own husband D:

Awkwardbby: …. Awkwardbby: I miss you

Sunshinechild: I miss you too

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Awkwardbby sent luvyoutoo. jpg

Awkwardbby: I can't wait until the situation is resolved Awkwardbby: or the three months pass Awkwardbby: Adel has her girlfriend over a lot Awkwardbby: but I'm stuck yearning for my bae because he has a chaperone he can't ditch

Sunshinechild: you forgot to say 'yet'

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Sunshinechild: I can't wait to introduce you to the others after all of this mess with the Vongola is over and done with Sunshinechild: then we can all live happily in one house with an army of cats

Awkwardbby: they'll murder each other Awkwardbby: and then they'll murder me Awkwardbby: because I 'corrupted' you or something Awkwardbby: when we both know it's you who corrupted me

Sunshinechild: that's easy to solve Sunshinechild: we just need you and a beach Sunshinechild: and then have you step out of the water like you're shooting an ad or something Sunshinechild: Enma Unleashed Sunshinechild: I'd like to see them try and resist you

Awkwardbby: should I be worried that my bae knows how to seduce people using my body?

Sunshinechild: oh hun, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Awkwardbby: she wants to know when you will be coming over next Awkwardbby: I want to know that too Awkwardbby: any news on that front? Awkwardbby: Tsuna…?

Sunshinechild: YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED Sunshinechild: oh hey uhhh Sunshinechild: one Sunshinechild: I love your sister

Awkwardbby: I love my sister too

Sunshinechild: and two Sunshinechild: a shocking development happened recently

Awkwardbby: did I miss you having sex with an alternate version of yourself?

Sunshinechild: no of course not Sunshinechild: if I did have sex with an alternate version of myself Sunshinechild: you'd be notified Sunshinechild: probably get to watch it live streamed Sunshinechild: or live Sunshinechild: probably become involved too Sunshinechild: (you make excellent suggestions)

Awkwardbby: AHEM

Sunshinechild: but anyway Sunshinechild: no that did not happen Sunshinechild: you know what I found out today? Sunshinechild: THERE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER HEIR WHOOO

Awkwardbby: TRULY? Awkwardbby: WHAT'S THEIR NAME? Awkwardbby: I HAVE SOMEONE TO COERCE INTO TAKING MAFIA BOSSHOOD

Sunshinechild: his name is Xanxus Sunshinechild: apparently he's the current boss' son

Awkwardbby: why the heck wasn't HE picked as the next in line?

Sunshinechild: and get this Sunshinechild: he's coming over to challenge me for the position

Awkwardbby: you don't even want the position

Sunshinechild: EXACTLY

Awkwardbby: do you want me to send Adel over?

Sunshinechild: NO

Awkwardbby: I'm sending Deamon over

Sunshinechild: ENMA NO

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Sunshinechild: DID YOU HAVE TO?

Awkwardbby: YES Awkwardbby: Deamon was getting antsy anyway Awkwardbby: so how did it go?

Sunshinechild: HE CALLED ME OUT Sunshinechild: ROASTED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE Sunshinechild: KINK-SHAMED ME WHILE HE WAS AT IT Sunshinechild: TOLD THEM ABOUT OUR ESCAPADES Sunshinechild: LECTURED THEM ALL ABOUT HOW IT WAS TIME Sunshinechild: FOR THE VONGOLA TO BE FREE FROM THE REIGN Sunshinechild: OF PERVERTS PREYING ON REDHEADS Sunshinechild: "and yes that includes Primo" Sunshinechild: AND THEN HE LAUNCHED INTO A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT Sunshinechild: OF VONGOLA PRIMO'S AND SHIMON PRIMO'S Sunshinechild: ROMANCE DRAMA WHICH I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW Sunshinechild: also Sunshinechild: everyone knows about us now so prepare yourself Sunshinechild: we're eloping

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[tf2headshotcanons]

How would the mercs react to their s/o being a virgin? Love you! 💝💝

And I love you too, Random Citizen! (This is a duel reference, 10 points each!)My virgin senses are tingling! Too much? ;D Imma trilp.Demo: He just laughs. Not at them, but just finds it amazing that someone their age is still a virgin. Actually, he worries that they'll be used in one of Merasmus' spells for their pure blood. Hot dawg! He's casual aboot it ( ;) ). Honestly, he acts as though it's nothing, because he knows overthinking is just plain harmful - and that kids, is why he drinks :D He tells them not to worry. Meanwhile, he sets up a nice dinner date and a movie at his house. To which they get freaky deaky. But he makes it so casual and relaxing they they're both bantering with each other.Engi: Eughhh, do you wanna know? WELL TOO BAD! As well all know, Engi is very soft spoken, polite, maybe a bit awkward. But like an onion, this mofocker has layers ("Stop singing!"). He's really a kinky cowboy - kinda like those strippers. Just imagine that around Spy! Anyhow, he's comforting and gentle, promising them that he'll make their first time special. And does he fuck! Now I'm not sure if any of y'all know about this, but if you've ever watched Green Mile, you'll know there's a scene were he cuddles his wife from behind in the kitchen - which ultimately escalates to sex. That's honestly how I picture Engi instigating it. It's so heat of the moment and spontaneous that the lover doesn't actually have time to think nor worry about doing something wrong. BUT they do consent! And the eughh? Welllll eheheheh~ he may involve his mechs~ Whaaat? You asked!Heavy: We all guessed this one. He doesn't flinch, but raises a brow. Admittedly, it's odd, but he doesn't think bad of them. It's actually kinda cute they'd save themselves for the one - for HIM! It's in honour and duty to make the first time the best time. Like Spy, he starts slow - either by hand or orally - before moving on to the Great Beyond. His love making is very slow and gentle, not rough like the other Mercs would expect. Hes arguably the true gentleman. He wants this to be perfect. It's almost set up like a Honeymoon.Medic: Out of all the Mercs, Medic's probably the dickhead out of them all when it comes to virgin lover. Why? Because this motherfucker sold his soul, so I'm guessing virgins are kinda scary. He probably laughs at them and finds it weird. Oh! But this is the PERFECT opportunity to experiment. When he gets them to agree to losing their virginity, he does not hold back! He's rough, kinky, weird! He's the BDSM psycho everyone makes him out to be and full of dirty talk. Surprisingly, this is exhilarating and addicting to his love. From their, they're the fuckin opposite of pure XDPyro: Pyro is... Judging by his innocent nature, he may be a virgin himself. OR. Or, he's Superman in the Sheets. Pick ya poison. Either way, when he's informed, he just cuddles them because they're so pure and cute! Much later, they're probably play fighting or watching something they shouldn't, and get it on. It's sudden, it's fast, and it's bloody wild! What a way to lose ya V card!Scout: Starting with Scout, now a small counter argument. Spy denotes Scout as a virgin. Although being a virgin is not bad, Spy (who can read people like the Monthly) uses it as an insult - to his own son! Now Spy is in the know, he's the Merc sentinel. Nothing escapes him. Simply put, he knows that sexual experience means a LOT to Scout, and if he's lacking wellll... He feels less of a man. In ED, he obviously says "Wanna do it?" To the "Tramp" HOWEVER in A Cold Day in Hell, he tells an imaginary Pauling that he's "saving himself". Now, I'm not sure which actually came first, but going on the comic's information, it's clear that he's actually holding out for "the one". So as much as he wants experience to be a "sex bomb", he really wants his first to be with someone important to him (and we can probably chalk this up as inspiration from his single Ma). TLDR? Well, what I'm trying to say is that Scout is also a virgin, and they've been holding out for each other. How sweet! He doesn't laugh and even awkwardly confesses he's one himself. They're first night - whilst lacking experience - is very passionate and important, both learning the ropes about each other. They're both awkward, but it's actually the special day for them. Scout takes the piss a lot, but he's actually... Quite kind about this. Oh, but he doesn't know when to shut up. *Matthew Santoro Voice* He gets freaky~!Sniper: Oooo tricky dicky thicky ricky. Now, I waved between seeing him as a virgin, and seeing him as someone who pays for prostitutes on lonely nights to get rid of the urge. So I'll do an even split. Virgin Route: He's... Surprised. How can someone as gorgeous as his lover not be taken like that yet? In a way, it's a confidence booster as he awkward admits to being new on the playing field too. He worries about getting it wrong or not pleasing his lover. He worries too much, actually. The first time is passionate but arguably more awkward than Scouts. But he works to keep them happy and satisfied, even if his first time is a bit shitty. Hooker Route: Similar awkwardness, especially because he has an emotional attachment to the person he's shagging now. He can just be rough, selfish and distant like he can with a prostitute. He tries his heart and soul to make it as loving and passionate as possible, so a lot of kisses! But he also doesn't judge, but he is shocked.Soldier: Holy fuckin Dooley. I-I... Don't want to think about it actually XD Hahah! Well, he's taken back, and maybe doesn't believe them. Who hasn't had sex!? It's awesome and fun! You're missing out! His intentions are pure and he means no harm, but his humour and forwardness can be a little off putting to his love. But that's just Sol for you! However! He promises you that he'll give you real passionate sex, the American way! Yeah, now you feel my awkwardness, hahah! But uh, yeah! He wants them to feel the love of sex and get intimate with them, when they're ready he takes the lead. Though I promise you he'll do something stupid like coat himself in honey so you feel more relaxed. He'll also be humorous and encouraging, definitely handing out compliments. That's... Uh Solly, I guess? XDSpy: Next! Hmm now this is kinda Scout inspired. I'd imagine with all his "expertise" that Spy may actually see himself as some kind of sex God (or at least one of Pyro's creepy cherubs!), so he knows different types and been with plenty of people, including more than his fair share of virgins. As a result, it's not new to him, and most likely not a surprise. If it is, he gives a small look of shock but changes quickly to compassion. Because it's someone he loves, he's rather gentle and comforting, heck, believe it or not, he's probably proud and amazed someone could be a virgin for so long in such a sexual world. Either way, he starts slow - specifically, he'll either start with his hand or orally - assuring them that they can stop at any time. He melts them into it. When he's not busy being a cunt, he's actually one of the more sensual and sensitive lovers. And despite his pickiness, he's actually the last to judge. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑Hey mate, I know this is more on a personal level (and I'm not trying to call you out or anything), but if you are a virgin and are genuinely worried what others think, I'll tell you this. Someone who truly loves you won't judge you or think you're "prude". They'll accept your choice and listen to you if you're ever uncomfortable. Trust your instincts, alright? Anyone who judges is probably Fried Chicken Tramp level Anyways ;D And if it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and "pure". Take it from me, it's like being a unicorn nowadays - ONLY LET THE WORTHY RIDE YOU! ... Bit much? 😭 Either way, take care, you little nugget, you!

[frcnciscos-blog]

hi i’m jen ( pst + she/her ) n that’s all i have to say abt myself sdfkljsdf, i’m excited to write with everyone though, o i watched like 2 seasons of the 100 or like 3 up until the robot hologram lady but idr anything :( o and i never watched the show matt’s in either sry yalls :( 

❝ ——･✧ ( matthew daddario ) may the ark provide you a good life ( francisco nolan ) !  you are now at the age of ( twenty-six ), and identify as a ( cismale ). around the ark you are known as the ( noceur ), and you’re a ( jocular ) citizen even if you’re sometimes ( reticent ) !  with your contribution to the ( agro ) station as ( a cultivator ) we’re going to make this place a better home for us, and our future generations. ( jen, she/her, pst )

noceur – one who sleeps late or not at all

honestly the most simple definition right but i cbf to look for a masterlist

cultivator / curator – maybe i should’ve called him a botanist or a farmer idk but he’s an expert on plants and growing them in space! makes sure all the species are thriving and all that. spends a lot of time talking to the crops bc not many are awake in the dead of night! 

jocular – fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful.

reticent – not revealing one's thoughts or feelings readily.

so francis/frankie/chico/whatever the fuck are nicknames for francisco idk ;(

anyway he’s basically this v lighthearted guy, kind of makes you feel like you know him and all because he’ll joke w/ you a lot n be nice, long-winded talks about things, sounds like he’s sharing but it’s never rly anything... about himself... he just doesn’t lemme figure out why bc i’m jst um. doing this as i go : )

okay his other half <3 got floated for doing the thing raven and finn did with the oxygen n lost some oxygen except she was older so floated.... maybe 5 yrs ago? 21 is a good age. he never talks about it. ever. although he does think about her every single day.

this is a dedicated self help book: i think that maybe, he’s just trying to build as nice of a life as he can for himself and has been for the past 5 yrs. he’s nice, people r nice, life is okay, but it just. will never be the same. also i imagine the ark is a pretty desolate place to be! planet earth nuked, all of humanity on this one spaceship ( as far as they know ), limited oxygen supply, rationing, etc. etc. so he puts on his happy face and sometimes it works, sometimes he’s sad and talks to the plants in private :’(

o ya isn’t it so funny that his mobile theme rly looks like the author’s about on a book cover 

o his parents got saved 2 the ark or something idk how this works but ig they were scientists n normal upbringing i guess they brought him 2 the plant nursery a lot

he doesn’t really think of himself as exceptionally smart or anything special, funnier/more handsome/etc than anyone else like obv he’s aware oh yes these are good traits that i possess but not ... over anyone yknow, like he just does what he’s supposed to do/what’s right.

o his birthday was.... YESTERDAY! whenever that was. 8/8 and he thinks it’s weird tht he was born on earth! but all he remembers is the spaceship :( anyway he’s freshly 26

o a hc: he rly good at drawing plants and flowers bc his <3 was like . how tf are u gonna be a botanist but not even be able 2 draw. so he practiced n practiced n it was part of how they even got 2gether aw. like hs sweeties. but if u ask him 2 draw a person it’s gonna look fugly as hell

idek if they’re allowed 2 draw or if that takes up resources :( o well that makes the whole notion more romantic 

o since i see some nationality things... n idk wtf matt d is he some types of different whites... imma just make him a canadian LDFSSDF

idk what else 2 say basically summary: he is nice n humble n maybe funny idk no emo broodiness no sign of sad :( he’s jus Chill

possible connections (crossed off = taken):

someone that was maybe his other half <3 ‘s best friend (yes ‘<3′ is apart of their name) n so they sometimes jst talk about their feelings n stuff together n maybe they weren’t close or maybe even disliked each other before everything OR maybe they still don’t like each other, but rly they’re the only other one that knows how the other feels/who they’re missing yknow ok let’s make them NOT like each other thanks!!!!

o okay ‘it isn’t the same but it isn’t love’ ok maybe they dating and it’s pleasant and all but rly it’s a charade n maybe they keep hanging on bc IT WORKS but it’s just. not passionate, it’s not love, so maybe they gotta break up. ‘it’s a waste of time’ OPPOSITE OF WILL THEY WON’T THEY as in will they won’t they BREAK UP

o wouldn’t it be so cool for francisco 2 be like. this happy mentor buddy thing 2 someone cuz i noticed some of yalls characters r emo as shit right, but then one night they discover he’s a FAKE... sort of ? n that disrupts. stuff yeah ha

o maybe someone who gets themselves into shit n he always goes n gets them before they get into trouble n he’s just Tired. of doing that right but he keeps doing it bc he’s been doing this for forever n idk big blow up xD? responsible old man matt d activate!

on the other hand, someone he trusts n knows is also responsible enough so that he can chill out too? weeds n alcohols lmao, maybe theyre best friends forever and i mean like, forever, maybe they were neighbors growing up on the ark 

lemme put some simple ones in here 2 bc im down n we can develop ya? o wow there aren’t many i’m sorry . but yall got wc too so we’re good ! !! 

friends

new

childhood - cut off or just long lasting

neighbors

coworkers

crushes/romantique interests but he dating someone so that’s risqué :O – maybe we do this on chemistry pls thanks idk <3 

[pinkipie100]

Voltron Clone Wars AU- Characters, Part I

Yeah... I really couldn’t help myself with this one. I mentioned this, like, two seconds ago in this post, so I was like, ‘You know what? Imma do it right now.’

So here we go!

Pidge

The star of this AU. Because if any of these nerds are gonna be a badass Jedi hero in another reality, you bet your ass it’s gonna be Pidge.

She’s a 14-year-old Chandrilan human, and she’s Master Shirogane’s newest Padawan.

She’s very independent, and Shiro lets her be as such, despite how young she is; he trusts her to make sound decisions in the battlefield.

This often results in her going off on her own to take care of certain missions by herself, and unfortunately, this can get Shiro in trouble with the Council.

She’s often at the Jedi Temple visiting her brother Matt, who is a Jedi Knight trained under Shiro, as well.

Pidge has two green-yellow shotos. A lot of Jedi think it’s a disability, as she has a lot less reach with those shorter sabers, but she compensates with a strong connection to the Force and an ability to use her surroundings very well, especially when she’s in a natural setting.

She’s always helping the clones in Shiro’s regiment to upgrade their armor, giving them enhanced night vision, scopes for their blasters, etc...

She’s especially close with a clone named Captain Rover, who always gets to test out Pidge’s latest inventions

Even though she loves to mess around with droids, weapons, and other technology, her connection to the Force is especially amplified around animals and nature.

Pidge often denies this powerful part of her Force abilities, claiming she doesn’t like the outdoors, but Shiro encourages her to embrace it. Trying to cut off this part of her abilities really inhibits her progress in training.

She’s very eager to follow in her brother’s footsteps and become a Knight, and hopefully fight side-by-side with him one day. She only ever gets to see him at the Temple, because otherwise he’s always at a different post in the Clone Wars than she is.

This can lead to some impatience from her, though, and she can rush certain drills and take on challenges Shiro knows she’s not ready for, worrying both her Master and Matt.

Matt

Pidge’s brother and also a 19-year-old Chandrilan human, trained by Master Shirogane.

He’s built up quite a reputation amongst the Temple as a skilled fighter, and he’s an unstoppable force on the front lines. He was famous for leading one of Shiro’s clone platoons in a charge to free a city during the Ryloth Campaign.

This convinced Shiro to cede that entire platoon into Matt’s command when he became a Knight. They decorated their armor with tannish-orange feather markings.

He’s usually sent on ground assault missions to fairly uncharted planets, because he specializes in leading infantry combat in unfamiliar surroundings, risky as it is. He does return to the Temple on Coruscant when he can, though.

Matt wields a green saberstaff with deadly precision. His strength with it is nearly unmatched throughout the Jedi Temple, save by Master Krell and Master Altea.

He has a close bond with all of his clone troopers, and he feels camaraderie really helps them operate in battle like a well-oiled machine. He and Shiro were a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield, and it was a death sentence for their enemies to encounter the two together.

Like his sister, his Force ability really helps him be aware of his surroundings, especially when it come to piloting. Before he became a Knight and began specializing in ground assault, he was a great commander in aerial battles.

He maintains a fairly upbeat and amicable attitude around everybody, and he knows how to make every Jedi in the Temple laugh, even Master Windu.

No matter how much he trusts his old Master, he still worries about Pidge and her training on real battlefields.

Shiro

25-year-old Alderaanian human Jedi Master, trained by Master Ki-Adi-Mundi, mentored Jedi Knights Matt Holt and Keith Kogane, currently teaching his latest Padawan, Pidge Holt.

Shiro is famous in the Jedi Temple for his status as a Jedi Master despite being so young, as well as training two Padawans to Knighthood already and even taking on a third.

When it comes to fighting in the Clone Wars, Shiro has seen it all. He is proficient in naval and infantry assault, in almost any environment. He’s one of the Temple’s best pilots, deadliest combatants, and wisest teachers. That’s why he’s so invaluable to the Council- he’s versatile. He’s even been recognized by the Chancellor himself for his contributions to the Clone Wars. He’s also very likable and respected by all.

Yes, both the Younglings and his clones call him ‘Space Dad’ behind his back.

He has a standard lightsaber with a purple blade that he must wield in a prosthetic hand. [His arm was cut off in a confrontation with General Grievous. Matt saw it all.] Shiro fights with his saber as if it was truly a part of his body.

Shiro’s clone battalion are fiercely loyal to him, and they paint their helmets with black handprints. They are often referred to as the ‘Nightlions.’

He’s already seen a lot in the Clone Wars, and he suffers from PTSD, but meditating and communing with the Force really help him cope. It brings him peace of mind when constantly being deployed to various battle fronts.

Shiro and Allura were always in the same class as Younglings, and often got the chance to train together as Padawans since their Masters were rather close. They remain close now that they are both Masters and Generals, and Shiro maintains a professional relationship with her... as best he can.

Ya he’s totally in love with her, he’s been in love since before he even found out Jedi weren’t supposed to form attachments.

Shiro and Keith are like Obi-Wan and Anakin in that, even after Keith became a Jedi Knight, they often accompany each other in all their battles.

Many in the Temple refer to them as kindred spirits and brothers.

Allura

19-year-old Shili Togruta Jedi Master, trained by Mace Windu, mentored Jedi Temple Guardian Hunk Garrett, daughter of Shili Senator Alfor Altea.

She is highly respected around the Temple and is sometimes visited by her mother and father, the Senators for the Togruta homeworld of Shili.

There are some Jedi who frown upon her unique situation of maintaining contact with her parents since she is both Force-sensitive and the daughter of a Senator.

Most respect her even more for it, though, and admire her ability to not let her attachments cloud her judgement.

She spends more time at the Temple on Coruscant than on the front lines, often advising the Council, training Younglings, and making sure the Temple’s defenses are always ready.

She even mentored a Padawan, Hunk, who became a Jedi Temple Guardian.

Many Younglings dislike her because of her strict teaching and short temper with children, but she does train them with a lightsaber extremely well.

Her lightsaber is a saberstaff that is light blue.

Allura also commands a clone battalion that wears pink v’s on their armor. They are known as the Voltron Legion.

They are mostly deployed as naval support for Master Shirogane when he needs it, and she is always glad to see her old friend.

Plus she misses Shiro often and it gets exhausting having to constantly deal with rambunctious little kids without anyone to comfort her at the end of the day.

No attachments though. [Or so she’d like to think.]

She and Shiro totally reach out into the Force to find each other when they’re meditating, just to make sure the other is still there [like the saps they are].