i think ur one of my favorite Tumblr blogs
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I honestly think that having Simon hurl me over his shoulder and let me dangle while he holds me tight by my ass and hips would cure me, send tumble
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what did the bosses give peppino on his birthday
Birthday gifts okay!
Pepperman - A piece of art that's in shape of Peppino like a drawing, a sculpture like anything
The Vigilante - He doesn't have much knowledge about birthday gifts so he probably gave him something like a cowboy hat
Noise - Something that'll probably give Peppino a heart attack or a birthday gift that'll blow up when he opens it like that one Smurf
Fake Peppino - He'd bake him a pizza...why does it have eyeballs?
Gustavo - Something that'll help Peppino in the kitchen, cooking set or something
Noisette - An apron or oven mitts :D or something cute like a plush toy that helps with his stress
Pillar John - He doesn't know what Peppino likes so I guess he'd get him something classic like a piece of clothing like a sweater
Gerome - Same as john
Pizzahead - Who invited him!?
BONUS
Noah - plush pillow to hug when he's stressed
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currently in search of someone i can talk to daily and get along with and feel safe to flirt with-- without the assumption that i am seeking out something super serious
likkkkkkeeeee i'm not tho and like we could talk about it eventually but honestly i am just lonely and want a friend????!? okay cool
put applications in inbox or chat
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Confession: l literally have no intrest in Taylor's new bf ever since Joe, like l know he's a NFL Star but like thats it. And like its not that l even hate him like, l think its how much time l spent talking and posting about Joe and then he leaves and then its just like oh. I think l came to a decision that l wont talk or post about Taylor's current bfs ever again.
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nb steve harrington loves her stubble and long eyelashes. he thinks she's the prettiest baby in the world.
and they're right. she is.
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damn where u at i miss u <3
I KNOWWW IM SORRY 🤧 TBH I CANT BRING MYSELF TO WATCH THE LAST AOT SEASON BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SEE EVERYONE SAD BRO I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TOO BUT I CANT WATCH ITTTTTT (also I’m very secretly writing a demon slayer fanfic and it’s taking my time shhhh)
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gilear may be pathetic but he’s not The most pathetic man of all time. like there are multiple women who wanna fuck him and multiple teens who think he’s cool and he’s gone on a world-saving adventure and only died a handful of times!!! like there are wayyyy more pathetic people out there. if even one teen thinks you’re cool you’ve made it. i think.
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are you an actual person ?
ime a chicken. :)
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CC's Masterlist
This masterlist is a work in progress!! I'm doing my best to make sure it's pretty, but I am in fact, a grandma with a laptop!
updated : Aug 17, 2024
banner by @/cafekitsune
John Price x reader
Signal Lost - finished - 101k words/29 chapters - link to AO3 here
returning to the military to hunt Makarov is hard enough, to do it with your past lover is even harder.
a "friends to lovers to enemies to friends and back to lovers" story
or, a story I started writing when AO3 was down for I believe 2-3 days or so last summer, and for some reason I decided I need to pour some words into a google docs. the result was a 100k word x reader adventure/thinly-veiled plot required for porn I wanted to write, with too many self-insert moments, but of which I am proud to have finished. I will accept no criticism.
John "Soap" MacTavish x reader
Chokehold - finished - 6.5k words/one-shot - link to tumblr post here and to AO3 here.
6.4 words of Soap being an absolute pussy eating freak but you know you love him. an open love letter to early @/391780 and to other fat broads out there self-conscious about their bodies
it's a compliment, I swear - in progress - 10k-ish words so far - link to ao3 here
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4...
me simply thinking about freak!Soap and getting the brain worms wiggling with two sentences: "I can make him better--" "Not if he makes you worse first." a dash of dub/non-con here, a drizzle of puppy vocabulary-verging-into-puppy-play there. no idea where I'll get with this, just vibes and a vague plot.
this will progressively get darker, mind the tags when I add them.
Simon "Ghost" Riley x reader
Honey, don't feed me, I will come back - finished - 11.7k words/one-shot - link to tumblr post here and to AO3 here.
Based on this post I made a while ago that has been haunting me ever since
or
recently-dumped simon riley joins a cooking class chef!reader teaches. you get more than you bargained for.
ask box open for and requests / ideas. Currently planning to write more gaz x reader, though I might be convinced to write ghostsoap. no promises.
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WAIT A MINUTE-
Today is Peppino's birthday!? Do they have canon birthdays!? I need to know-
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(from cc: i am still here just busy and working. discord is open and back up if you ever want to chat (cauldronchemist) but work is draining and i am always exhausted with no real time to try to be creative or present.)
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