#CEngineer

[fellerhour]

Vhs on the clock

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Stay the Night

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/64550185

by fredconaghersbuns

After sex, Fred and Virgil cuddle and talk before showering together and eating some reheated chili at midnight. Yeah. I know, not life changing or anything but yeah.

Words: 1283, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Engineer (Team Fortress Classic), Sniper (Team Fortress Classic)

Relationships: Engineer/Sniper (Team Fortress Classic)

Additional Tags: Gay, Mercenaries, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, showering together, midnight snack, written accents

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/64550185

[rengineer]

Everyone I'm once again thinking about BLU and RED soldier

Helmet Party : Snap Out of It

Snap Out of It, a song by Arctic Monkeys Pairings : BLU Soldier x RED Engineer x RED Soldier

:: Unrecruited Love. Not exactly a fanfiction, just how I can relate this song with Helmet Party. (Hmmm how can I make this about Helmet Party). Reblogs are okay :)👍 Listen to the song for immersion, maybe.

" What's been happenin' in your world? What have you been up to? I heard that you fell in love or near enough I gotta tell you the truth, yeah "

" What's been happening in your world? What have you been up to? "

Aside from their brutal skirmishes, the BLU Soldier barely interacted with the RED Engineer. He'd watch from a distance, caught between the impulse to attack and an odd fascination. After each battle, he'd wonder what the RED Engineer might be doing now — resting? Working? Celebrating? He couldn't tell if it was curiosity or something more, but he felt an urge to see how the Engineer lived in his own territory.

" Heard that you fell in love or near enough "

Time and again, the BLU Soldier would notice how close the RED Soldier and the Engineer seemed on the battlefield, their camaraderie apparent. It sparked a competitive fire within him, something deep and almost possessive, gnawing at his core. His heart burned with indignation, his mind seething: That should be me, you second-rate wannabe.

" I gotta tell you the truth "

The BLU Soldier glared from beneath his helmet at his rival, a simmering intensity in his gaze. He wanted the Engineer to know that Soldier wasn't his match.

" I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby Snap out of it (Snap out of it) I get the feelin' I left it too late, but, baby Snap out of it (Snap out of it) If that watch don't continue to swing Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing I'll be here, waitin' ever so patiently for you to Snap out of it "

" I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby, snap out of it "

The BLU Soldier felt a fierce urge to seize the RED Engineer by the shoulders, demanding his attention. He wanted those dust-streaked goggles to see only him — to make the Engineer realize that HE was the one he should be looking at, not that poor excuse of a rival.

" I get the feelin' I left it too late, but, baby "

But deep down, he knew it was too late. He knew the odds weren't in his favor. But he was a Soldier, bound not by probabilities or numbers but by grit and tenacity. Hell, he can't even read; he followed his heart and would keep fighting until his last breath.

" If that watch don't continue to swing, or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing, I'll be here, waitin' ever so patiently for you to snap out of it "

BLU Soldier struggled to make his feelings known, hoping the RED Engineer would break free of whatever spell the other Soldier had cast on him (pros of having a wizard as your roommate, he supposed). He saw that 'watch' swinging in his mind, a hypnotic hold the RED Soldier seemed to have over him. And if it took stopping the final curtain — the "fat lady" herself — to win, he'd do it without a second thought.

"Forever isn't for everyone Is forever for you? It sounds like settlin' down or givin' up But it don't sound much like you, girl "

" Forever isn’t for everyone "

Each day, he found himself wishing, almost hoping, for something to come between them — waiting for a scowl instead of a smile to pass between the RED Engineer and that other Soldier. He wished their closeness was just a passing phase, something temporary, anything less than what it seemed. Every day, he counted down the moments until their bond would break.

" Is forever for you? It sounds like settlin' down or givin' up... But it don't sound much like you, girl "

Would things have been different if he'd been assigned to RED instead? He doesn't love you like I do. He doesn't want you like I do. He doesn't see you like I do. He doesn't fight like I do. Faster, sharper, stronger — BLU Soldier knew he was the better match. Being with that other Soldier was like a shackle, a chain wrapped around something so fierce and free. Settling for that faker was like giving up, and that didn't sound like the Engineer he'd come to know.

Under a spell, you're hypnotised (Ooh) Darling, how could you be so blind? (Snap out of it) Under a spell, you're hypnotised (Ooh) Darling, how could you be so blind?"

" Under a spell, you're hypnotized (Ooh) "

The RED Soldier had him wrapped around his finger; the Engineer only cared because they wore the same color, fought for the same side — never to someone standing on the wrong side of his sentry. Each time, the BLU Soldier would freeze, even if just for a second, before the Engineer's gun tore through him, always hoping for something different. He longed for the day when those goggles might see him as more than just another pest to exterminate, a mere target painted by RED's patriotic propaganda.

" Darling, how could you be so blind? "

The BLU lovesick lay on the ground, feeling the sharp sting of his crush's bullets lodged deep in his body, blood staining the blue fabric red as it slowly pooled beneath him. Through blurred vision, he watched the two REDs walk away together, laughing and chatting with wide, carefree grins. He imagined himself in the RED Soldier's place, side-by-side with the Engineer, sharing that easy camaraderie, those knowing glances.

They looked so alike, but it was always him left behind, watching from the sidelines.

The memory of it all burned into his mind, a painful image that pressed in with each labored breath, searing him from the inside out.

[somemedicalattention]

Another bunch of headcanons. cHeavy is team boss, and he's a serious boss. So he takes part in boring paperwork on par with other serious guys like cSoldier and cEngineer. I think he needs good little glasses for such tedious work like examining reports. Makes him +100 to look serious.

[averagebioweaponslover]

So mild trigger warning for vague descriptions of violence, disassociation and ptsd. There’s also some period typical avoiding of mental health issues/ toxic masculinity. A character becomes agitated while anxious. It’s nothing super serious but I felt the need to add. You should be fine unless you are super sensitive to these topics. This was a creative writing bit I came up with. Cmedics name is Quincy or Quinn. He’s also referred to as just medic as I find reading cmedic is a bit clunky in my brain. Cengineer is referred to as Fred and engineer for the same reasons.

Mod

Micro fic below the cut

The heat of battle was gone and the base was left cold and dark. The screams, gunshots and smells from the day would cling to Quinn far into the night, clawing its way into his skull and haunting his dreams. The faces of teammates turning to the faces of fallen soilders on gurneys, desert sand and limestone turning into mud caked trenches. Norman woke up with a loud gasp. He was at his desk, cold sweat causes the thin fabric of his scrubs to stick to his skin. He reached for the now luke warm mug of coffee that set next to the paper work. Someone was in the room with him but the doctor was too far in his own mind to notice. Instead their presence lingered in the back of his mind like the echos of the fallen soldiers cry’s for their mother. The coffee was bitter, cold and sour from being left abanonded during his nightmare. It reminded him of the taste of vomit that would come up every time he—

“You alright doc?”

A hand was placed on his shoulder. Immediately jolting him back to reality.

Quinn looks up to see framiliar face of Fred. He crinkles his nose and swats the other away. Tired grey eyes glaring up from the office chair. “I’m fine Fred. what do you want?”

“I was just wanting to see if I could borrow some alcohol for the workshop…” a fat second of silence follows. Quinn expected Fred to say more, he knew damn well he looked like shit and there was no way the other didn’t notice. Quinn stood up with a groan.

“Yeah yeah- fine. I have plenty in here- just don’t drink it okay?” Quinn walks over to one of the shelves in the room removing a bottle of medical grade rubbing alcohol from where it sat.

Fred only seemed amused at the prickly tone. “Don’t worry doc, it is just to clean - I’m not as stupid as I look.” His tone was jovial.

Medic was not impressed and he handed the bottle over with an eye roll. The Engineer holds the bottle in his hands for awhile but makes no motion to leave the infirmary. The battle medic feels his lip twitch in frustration and he crosses his arms. “You know, I could use a little help in my shop. If you have free time maybe you can stop by and lend me a hand“

The doctor knew damn well that Fred did not need his help. However something about the engineers tone caused bile to rise in his throat. Quinn knew he’s been an ass again and shakes his head. “I- I’m fine Fred, really I am. I’m sorry I’m Just.—“

Fred just nodded numbly. He never knew what to say to the doctor when he got like this. He just waved a a hand dismissing Quinn’s words. “don’t worry about explaining yourself doc. I know you’re just havin a hard time. Just know that my workshop is open if you want to take your mind off things.”

[theofficialgirldroid]

CEngineer headcanon. I continue spitting out the TFC brainrot. Previous post about CMedic is here.

TW: Suicide, depression

Continuing the respawn machine theme in TFC — I imagine Fred suffered from severe depression and worked on this project with obsessive focus.

Once he realized that the Machine doesn’t accept everyone, he thought:

“At least I could die for science. Maybe then my life won’t be so miserable. Maybe death will raise the profile.”

He calibrated the system for himself, crawled into the Machine and… was lucky. But not in a good way. It didn’t kill him — it tore off his legs. And the man who wanted to die became almost immortal.

That’s how Mann Co. got an Engineer.

He just had to accept his new life. His new life-and-death cycle, to be exact.

[humanname2]

So, I've just remembered that Merasmus was alive during TFC so....

Curses I think the TFC Mercs would get if they annoyed Merasmus!

Cheavy: Every time he gets angry he will catch fire. ( Yes this is in reference to TBTF)

CSpy: His hands are on backwards. Cuz how can you backstab if your hands are backwards, also even if he disgusted his hand will still be on backwards.

Virgil (Csniper): his vision is turned upside down, so his aim just gets f*cked.

Bea(CPyro): Anything she lights on fire turns into ice or water instead. She cannot control wether it's ice or water.

Greg( CScout): he turns into an inconveniently large snal, with the permanent feeling of salt and vinegar getting into a cut in hid mouth. Causing him to lose health because of the cuts and the fact that salt kills snails.

Greg(CDemoman): Anytime someone referse to Scout Greg, he thinks their talking about/to him. Resulting in numoruse awkward 'oh's and silences.

Fred( Cengineer): he has the constant feeling to hug his son. But since Dell is in Texas and Fred isn't, his constant need to hug Dell will never be satisfied. He'll also have the constant feeling of needing to sneaze, but the sneaze will never come.

Ross(CSoldier): His skin is constantly irritated to the war paint on his face, he cannot take off the paint.

CMedic: he is turned into a child with no memory on anything. So he's confused as hell, and cannot heal anyone. He also gets infected by any bio-weapon he uses against the opposite team, with or without his mask.

[darrowfire15]

TF2 in and TOH Universe

So, I had this idea a few days ago. Lemme lay it out.

Main Mercs

Scout - A half-witch, half-bipedal demon hybrid. Forced into Illusion magic, but wants to do Bard magic. Has a Hare palisman named Knucklehead.

Soldier - A witch. Practices Beast Keeping and Abomination magic, but mostly a Wild Witch (emphasis on "Wild"). Has a raccoon palisman named Lieutenant Bites.

Pyro - A bipedal demon who is a Wild witch. Has a Unicorn palisman called "Hudda hudda" (no one knows what it actually translates to).

Demo - A witch who practices Potion magic and owns the biggest Apple Blood factory. Has a Macaw palisman named Alberdeen.

Heavy - A towering bipedal demon who practices Abomination magic. Has a Bear palisman named Sasha.

Engineer - A Grimwalker who practices Construction and Healing magic. He built an artificial staff and uses artificial magic.

Medic - A witch who practices Healing magic, but is not part of the Healing Coven anymore. Has a Dove palisman named Archimedes.

Sniper - A Titan under the impression he is a Bipedal demon. Practices Oracle and Potions magic, but mostly a Wild Witch. Has an Owl palisman called Sir Hootsalot.

Spy - A bipedal demon who practices Illusions and is working for the Emperor's Coven. Does not have a palisman anymore.

Coven Heads

CHeavy - A bipedal demon. Head of the Abominations Coven.

CMedic - A half-witch, half-bipedal demon hybrid. Head of the Healing Coven.

Bea (CPyro) - A Beast demon. Head of the Bard Coven.

Virgil (CSniper) - A witch. Head of the Oracle Coven.

Fred (CEngineer) - A witch. Head of the Construction Coven.

Greg (CScout) - A witch. Head of the Plants Coven.

Ross (CSoldier) - A bipedal demon. Head of the Beast Keeping Coven.

CSpy - A Basilisk. Head of the Illusions Coven.

CDemo - A bipedal demon. Head of the Potions Coven.

[katy-133]

(Spoilers for The Naked and the Dead TF2 comic)

Omg, I just realised-

When Classic Sniper shoots Spy, it's in the leg. Spy is disguised as Classic Engineer, who has metal prosthetic legs. So if CSniper was wrong, the bullet wouldn't have hurt CEngineer.

I love little details like that.

[queenshittt]

aku baru scroll-scroll twt private ku trs nemu prompt yg aku tulis tentang Chan wkwkwkwk, ini ceritanya first time dia sama gf-nya. here:

Chan and his gf been together for a sort of long time and both of them are very affectionate to each other. One day, pas lagi ngumpul bareng temen-temen mereka, mainlah truth or dare. Tapi, truth or dare brutal yg pertanyaannya mostly 🔞

Karena Chan sama ceweknya ini senempel dan setouchy itu, temen-temennya pada ngeceng-cengin. ya semacam "Lo berdua mah udah pasti sering ya" dll. Padahal, walaupun mereka berdua udah pacaran dengan waktu yg gak sebentar, mereka blm pernah sama sekali sampai di fase sex. Karena Chan ngejaga ceweknya banget, dan ceweknya masih maju mundur buat minta padahal mah mau juga diapa-apain Chan.

Temen-temen mereka berdua agak gak percaya, soalnya pada mikir yakali gak pernah? orang ni berdua beneran tipe yg gak physical touch sehari bisa meriang. tapi yaudah, karena muka Chan sama gf-nya tuh beneran kayak very sure gak pernah melakukan, jadi temen-temennya pada Amaze gitu.

Setelah kejadian diceng-cengin inilah mereka berdua jadi semakin kepikiran. Karena yaaa... aslinya sama-sama mau.

one day mereka lagi home date dan as usual being clingy and touchy to each other trs sambil nonton they kiss a few times (like they usually do btw) it's not like a long french kiss tapi lebih kayak ya ngecup bibir beberapa kali and his gf tuh tipe yg like to smile between their kiss. Somehow, hari itu Chan beneran ke provoke sama senyum ceweknya dan jadinya pengen banget ngesex. Hari itu Chan beneran gabisa nahan lagi,

so, chan diem sebentar sambil senyam senyum ketawa kecil gitu and as his face turning as red as tomato, he finally asked "Should we do 'that' ?" Ceweknya kaget dikit trs ikutan senyam senyum gajelas, and well, she just kiss him once more before agree to do it.

it was a slow sex at first since chan gak mau bikin ceweknya trauma sama their first ever sex tapi berubah jadi rough after he said "I was holding for so long to feel you like these" AND SHE WAS LIKE... "yea, now, don't holds anything" at the end it was a long ass slow to rough sex. 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

sebenernya this is how I imagine my first time with chan sihhhh wkwkwkwkwk XD

Send me more omg 🤭🤭

[fellerhour]

will they

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Camaraderie

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61007101

by Lightspeed

Fred doesn't quite get Virgil's innuendo when he mentions heading to Spy for some "camaraderie". In asking for clarification, he stumbles onto his answer. Well hell why didn't Virgil just ask him?

Words: 479, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress Classic

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Engineer (Team Fortress Classic), Sniper (Team Fortress Classic), Spy (Team Fortress Classic)

Relationships: Engineer & Sniper (Team Fortress Classic), Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress Classic), Engineer/Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress Classic), Engineer/Sniper (Team Fortress Classic)

Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Innuendo, Anal Sex, Coitus Interruptus

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61007101

[satusatuenam]

Terhitung berapa waktu yang sudah berlalu ya hingga akhirnya aku benar-benar bisa mengambil banyak hikmah sambil tersenyum dan tertawa setiap kali mengingatnya.

Saat itu kamu tahu gak sih gimana tercekatnya aku waktu baca sebuah berita kamu mau nikah? Haha. Aku inget banget bahkan sampai saat ini masih jelas rasanya gimana tubuh dan pikiranku beku sesaat saat itu. Padahal aku udah berspekulasi loh kalo kemungkinan besar kita gak akan bersama sih. Tapi meskipun sudah memikirkan kemungkinan itu, tetep aja sakit ya pas tau kenyataannya memang terjadi.

Bahkan pertemuan beberapa minggu setelah kamu nikah aja aku bisa bersikap biasa aja seakan-akan ya emang kita gak pernah ada apa-apa. Eh malah kamu yang mancing, ngomongin soal nyesel lah gak nembak istri kamu dari tahun lalu. Dan bisa-bisanya saat itu aku jalan bertiga sama kamu dan istri kamu. Sumpah sih disitu berasa kambing congek diantara penganten baru wkwkwk. Tapi begitu sampe rumah aku berpikir ulang, kok aku bisa sih kayak gitu, menyakitkan banget tau. Udah sholat isya cuma bisa nangis sambil menertawakan kebodohan diri ini. Tapi kamu harus tau aku bangga sama diri aku karena aku berhasil gak keliatan galau depan kamu yang kayaknya sengaja mau manas manasin aku ya hahaha.

Yah setelah beberapa bulan berlalu, jatuh, patah, sakit dan menyesal sudah aku lalui, akhirnya aku menyadari beberapa hal, kenapa ya skenario Allah gini banget? kita yang satu almet tapi gak pernah ketemu karena beda angkatannya lumayan bisa dipertemukan di tempat yang sangat gak terduga, latar belakang kita yang mirip-mirip, treat dari kamu yang beda dan bikin kita sering banget diceng-cengin satu grup, aku yang dibuat kerja deket tempat kamu tinggal dan banyak hal lain yang kayaknya kalo main cocoklogi tuh kita cocok deh.

Tapi ternyata aku ada untuk jadi pelajaran buatmu dan kamu ada untuk jadi pelajaran buatku. Pertemuan kita hanya untuk saling mengajarkan. Bahwa jangan buat pilihan dengan awalan yang gak jelas. Karena ketidakjelasanmu itu cuma mengundang tanya. Pada akhirnya kamu akan membuang banyak waktu untuk mempertimbangkan pilihanmu sendiri. Padahal akhirnya kamu tetap pada pilihan yang pertama kan?

Dan buatku, kamu itu pelajaran berharga yang berhasil menyadarkan aku kalau nanti di depan aku berjumpa lagi dengan sosok macam kamu lagi yang gak bisa to the point, yang ngedeketin aja tanpa ngasih kejelasan di saat aku masih punya keinginan berpetualang, aku harus berani nanya, maksud kamu apa? Kamu punya tujuan apa memperlakukan aku kayak gini? Aku punya banyak hal yang masih ingin dilalui, kamu mau nemenin aku gak?

Kalau seandainya kamu gak bisa ya kita cut aja dari sekarang, supaya aku gak ngerasa digantung dengan harapan yang sebenarnya cuma bayangan aja, dan kamu gak dibuat menunggu sama pilihan kamu yang gak pernah dikasih kejelasan.

Jadi kalau kata Bernadya "Sinyal-sinyal darimu tak jelas, atau mungkin aku kurang cerdas"

Terus kalau kata Tulus "Ku kira kita akan bersama, begitu banyak yang sama latarmu dan latarku. Ku kira tak akan ada kendala, kukira ini kan mudah, kau aku jadi kita. Kau melanjutkan perjalananmu, ku melanjutkan perjalananku"

Kata Juicy Luicy " Kata kau utara kan berbeda dengan laju kapalku yang mengarah tenggara"

Satu lagi yang relate dari Daun Jatuh "Tapi setidaknya kau telah mengubahku dari resah menjadi luka"

Lalu pada akhirnya kalau kata Hal "Terima kasih atas segala rasa, pada hari itupun aku turut bahagia"

Tapi kalau kata aku " Terima kasih atas segala tanya, pada hari itu teka-tekiku terjawab"

HAHAHA

Ketika kisahnya udah bisa ditertawakan dan diceritakan seperti lelucon itu tanda aku sudah baik-baik saja. dah~

Waterenough, 23 Agustus 2023

1 minggu menjelang resign kerja

[renjanardia]

Saran toxic buat cowok

Misal, lu kerja di sebuah kantor, lu dihadapin 2 pilihan cewek buat dijadiin istri:

1 . Nurlela

Fisik : 6/10, Karir : 6/10, Education : 6/10

Anggepannya si Nurlela itu jadi admin di kantor, pendidikan SMA, dengan fisik yang biasa-biasa aja

2. Jaenab

Fisik : 9/10, Karir : 2/10, Education : 3/10

Anggepannya si Nurlela karyawan paling cakep lah di kantor, tapi tukang ngepel ( ga bermaksud merendahkan karena gw juga tukang ngepel wkwk ), dan tamatan SMP.

Menurut lu, gw bakal nyaranin lu kawinin yang mana? Ya, Jaenab.

Eh kok, gitu? Simple alasannya,

survival rate.

Menurut lu, diantara Nurlela dan Jaenab, mana yang lebih bisa survive sebagai istri / Ibu ketika lu mati? Ya, Jaenab.

Karena Jaenab punya sesuatu yang “bernilai” di masyarakat, ya, fisiknya, most wanted & rare.

Gak apa-apa lah lu diceng-cengin kawin ama tukang ngepel, yang penting cakep as f*ck, sedangkan Nurlela? Semuanya serba biasa aja, syukur-syukur pekerjaannya gak diganti AI.

Nih, kalau lu mati, seenggaknya harus ada safety net, dengan lu nikahin Jaenab yang fisiknya aduhai, chance dia buat nikah lagi dan dapetin suami provider lebih tinggi, serta kebutuhan primer anak lu bakal lebih terjamin.

Have a nice day!

[gazeny]

Buah tangan dari Mama Adi

Jujur ada banget kepikirannya kalau sebenernya itu bukan buat aku, coba aku ga main ke rumah Mama Adi mungkin itu ada di tangan orang lain. Mana takut banget kalau ceweknya Adi tau aku mengunjungi Mama Adi bikin dia jadi sakit hati. Barusan banget juga Abil Afnis kembali ngeceng-cengin aku sama Adi lagi, katanya 'sebelum janur kuning melengkung semua masih bisa berubah'. Wkwkwk Aamiin in aja, beneran gatau Allaah mengaturnya gimana. Bismillaah aku yakin Allaah udah siapin yang terbaik buatku di dunia dan akhirat.

Hahahaa kalau gini jadi sadar sama umur

[atyourside]

Dengan personil yang gajauh beda, orang yang setiap hari diliat tanpa bosan.

Dimulai dari kerja, liburan, sampe bangun tidur ga pake mandi juga yang diliat mereka mereka ini terus. Padahal selisih usia minimal 5 tahun, ya maksimal ada yang selisih 14 tahun. Tapi nyambung dan ngebully pake banget. Age is just a number, I love them.

Setelah momen makan mie aceh ini di upload di story, reaksi orang orang (terutama orang kantor) ya udah ketebak lah ya dicenginnya sama siapa. Padahal udah sengaja ga deket-deket, tetep aja di cengin.

TAPI, diantara semua DM yang masuk ada 1 DM yang buat hati merasa rindu. Anggi, anak asuhku dulu alias keponakan mas ex-H. Nama kami kebetulan sama. Hehe

Dulu masih pada kecil kecil semuanya sekarang masya Allah. Siapa sangka bulan ini januari lagi, dan ternyata sudah 8 tahun berlalu :)