question: is there a pre relationship byler fic out there where mike and will time travel to 2022? not a modern AU, just them from 1986 dropping down in our time probably at the doorsteps of much older versions of themselves. if there isn’t, how is there not? it’s a comedy gold mine. Imagine the look on Mike’s face when he sees an iPhone 14 pro
edit: feel free to throw in your fun headcanons of the way they’d react to 2022 stuff in the replies below!
i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw
i think using real animatronics really enhanced the experience of the film. not just in the charming yet uncanny way freddy + friends robotically stomped around but also when they finally reveal springtrap at the end of the film. the way he lumbers in, hunched over. immediately recognizable as an animatronic but theres something Wrong. he's moving too fast, too lifelike. that has to be a person in a suit. he found you, mike.
yeah I hope the acolyte has similar writing to andor and has a meaningful and well executed plot instead of just fan-service eye candy- HOLY SMOKES THATS LIKE SEVEN LIGHTSABERS
gore is so cgi and manufactured nowadays. where is the prosthetic limbs that can be chopped off and squirt blood, where is the blood packs in actors mouth so they can spit the blood out, where is the explosion of blood that doesn’t look realistic because there can’t possibly be that much blood in someone’s body. we need to go back and take some notes out of 80s body horror book