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SORRY, I'm reposting this, because I made it v late at night and the outcome me laugh so bad, like this is so personal
If you fancy, you can have the template to make your own version and let Crowley judge your fandom crimes...
(such as heart-wrenching fanart)
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and here's said song:
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sadie-wolfdawn · 11 months
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yeah i. astride doesnt even open on my pc.
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outpost-31 · 1 year
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more of you people need to make your humanoid big man designs fat. repeat after me. his name is big man ok? don't be afraid. give him some flair
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k-rising · 2 years
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if you're a man and you want to flirt with me, don't start a conversation with "hi, beautiful 😏" P L E A S E
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piplupod · 5 months
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was using my dbt skills SOOOO well at the very end of dbt class today when one of the classmates and one of the group leaders/teachers (that I like and respect -_-) started talking about how good of a game the hogwarts game is 😭😭 just biting my tongue so hard as i got my coat on so fast to leave before I said anything and telling myself it isnt worth it
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arkfeather · 7 months
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i’m not sure that’s how the poll works
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man i dont fucking care the rules are all made up 😭 cant you guys just let me have this….
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orrangepoem · 2 years
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halloween ends 0/10 and one of the worst movie experiences i’ve ever had
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mauvecherie-writes · 10 days
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endless melodies: l.hamilton
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part: [i] [ii] [iii] iv
pairing: lewis hamilton x fem!oc;jamilah riley
genre: smau romance x full chapters
summary: an impromptu studio session leads to tensions rising
tags: 18+, mentions of past cheating, corny flirting, making out.
w.c: 2.4K
reading list: @queenshikongo3 @dhlfastestlap @saintslewis @serpenttines-library @hopefulromantic1 @cocobutterqwueen @bluesole16 @chaneajoyyy @melodichaeuxx-lacritquexx @sapphireheaven @olyvoyl @lewisroscoelove @lh44adore @hellomadamebutterfly @scorpiobleue @qveenmelanink @tremendousstarlighttragedy @angelinaevans @bekindbecoolbeyou @greedyjudge2 @itsapurrfectstorm @createdbylivingclocks @samiwzx @omgsuperstarg @peyiswriting @miyuhpapayuh @blowmymbackout @purplelewlew
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jamilah.riley Quit vapes - start Smoking on my Ex Pack instead. #OUTNOW
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userriley Oh you came in HOT guuurrrll !! This is tew good!
rileygirlie I’d be scared if I was that guy right now. My sister is not playing around!
user17 PUUURRRR !!!! This is the Jamilah we needed! You handled that shit!
jwellerfan You’re such a loser.
⤷rileyryder44 I’d rather be a LOSER than be a CHEATER liked by jamilah.riley
raye They could never make me hate you!
⤷jamilah.riley raye my sister for life
lewishamilton 🔥🔥🔥 liked by jamilah.riley
stormzy Cmonnnn!! Fire in the booth!
⤷user379 stormzy isn’t Jackson Weller your friend?
⤷user82 user379 Being friends with someone doesn’t stop you from approaching good music!
amalriley been on repeat all day!
⤷jamilah.riley amalriley so real
thatgirljodie you didn’t whack him enough for me idk
⤷jamilah.riley thatgirljodie I’ll try my best next time!
It was early afternoon and Jamilah was having a rare day off and she was loving the initial reactions to her surprise drop. Smokin on my Ex Pack was written and recorded the day Jackson posted on Instagram the picture of him and his new girlfriend.
She knew, she’d always known that he was cheating on her. Her intuition had never done her wrong and when he started to change, she knew something was up. He wouldn’t touch her anymore, he wouldn’t kiss anymore, he wouldn’t communicate anymore, he barely wanted to spend time with her and the times that he was around her, Jackson always had his face in his phone.
The last straw for Jamilah was when Jackson started wearing a friendship bracelet with ‘ I love you from V’ on it. She asked him where it was from and he told her that a fan had given it to him as a gift. At the time, she didn’t question it - she also has a box full of friendship bracelets from fans but that all changed when she was visiting him on set and Vanessa had the identical bracelet.
She broke up with him the same day.
Jackson tried to fight against it but Jamilah stood her ground. It fucking hurt and it sucked to go through that and is still trying to heal with the loss of that relationship. However she was far happier now that it was over, she was moving on and her music was better than ever.
Then Jamilah thought back to the previous week to her chance encounter with Lewis. And it brought a smile to her face. He was far more devastatingly handsome in person and it rattled her quite a bit. She knew that she had a crush but the way she reacts to Lewis was a little out of bounds for her.
She wasn’t going to try and understand her feelings with him now. All she knew was that she liked him and he makes her feel good. The rest can be analysed later.
As she settled down on her couch, her phone began to ring. As if fate was reading her thoughts, it was Lewis calling. They had finally switched numbers at the end of the party last week and the conversations continued. They were a little less now because he was preparing for the beginning of the new Formula One season.
A bright smile was on her face as she answered his call.
“Princess.” He glanced at the camera with a smile before he leaned back into the seat of the car. Jamilah giggled as she rested her head on her hand as she looked into the camera as he was fixing his cap.
“Hi, Lewis.” She smiled.
“How are you? How’s your day been?”
“It’s been pretty eventful.”
“I bet. That surprise drop really shook some tables huh.”
“Something like that.”
“It had me thinking.”
“Tell me.”
“Let me start by asking, are you free today?”
“Yeeesss why?” She dragged out her answer.
“Good. I’m booking us a recording session. I’ll pay for everything but your song really inspired me to just get back into the studio and work on some music.”
“Music that’s not going to be released?” Jamilah raised her eyebrow as she watched Lewis laugh and roll his eyes.
“Let’s not focus on that right now. We talked about us working on some things together and I want to start now.”
“You’re very persistent. Has anyone ever told you that.”
“I’ve been told.” He smirked as he licked his lips. “But don’t act like you don’t want this too.”
Jamilah rolled her eyes. “Whatever, just tell me which studios we’re going and I’ll be there as soon as I can.”
“None of that Princess, I’ll come and pick you up. We can get something to eat and drink on the way there.”
“Oouu, I’m feeling spoiled. Free session and food? You know how to really charm a lady don’t you.”
“Just you.” He winked at the screen. “Send me your address, I’ll be there to pick you up in no time.”
“Fine.” She chewed on her lip as she tried to stop herself from smiling. She shared her address with him before they said their goodbyes.
Jamilah jumped up from the couch and ran to her bedroom to freshen up. She had about 30 minutes to spare before Lewis arrived at her doorstep. Jamilah jumped to her feet and rushed to her bedroom to freshen up. She changed from her current loungewear and into. matching black tracksuit and spritzed some of her perfume. She brushed her eyebrows and applied her lip balm before popping a piece of chewing gum into her mouth before preparing her bag.
Laptop, songbook, headphones, chargers and anything else that she needed. The rest that couldn’t come to mind, Jamilah was sure that Lewis would have.
By the time she was completely ready, a knock came to her door. She had nervous flatters in her stomach as she anticipated seeing Lewis again.
Jamilah opened the door and there he was. Standing at the same level, she could see his eyes and the smile on his face when she opened the door even wider, even though most of his face fact was hidden by his signature cap.
“Hey, you.” He softly said. There was just something about the tone of his voice that had her smiling.
“Hi.” Jamilah replied as she stepped out of her townhouse. Once the door was locked, she turned her back around and gave him a hug. All of her belongings were in the way but they managed to figure it out. Lewis chuckled as he wrapped his arms around her waist as hers went around his neck.
She couldn’t help but sniff him - it was almost a reflex at this point. Jamilah couldn’t help herself, he always smelt so good and she was quickly becoming addicted to it.
“Did you just sniff me?” Lewis asked with a tone of laughter in his enquiry.
Jamilah blushed in embarrassment as she pulled away from his embrace. “You smell good.” She sheepishly admitted as she fixed her hoodie back into place.
Lewis chuckled as he took her bags away from her and carried them.
“Now I gotta keep smelling good.”
“For lil old’ me?”
“If it keeps you sniffing me? I’ll make sure that my sweat smells like the freshest river and lakes.”
“Oh my god!” Jamilah groaned as she rolled her eyes and pushed him towards the gates out of her townhouse.
Lewis walked in front of her, leading her to the parked car. He seemed to scout the area before he stepped to the side and let Jamilah enter into the truck first. It was a move that she was used to. Kensington was a hotspot for paparazzi but with the time of day that it was, it was pretty chill but Jamilah still wasn’t sure.
On the way to the studio, they stopped by Tesco for some snacks but it was Lewis’s bodyguard that walked into the store with their list.
“Which studio did you book?” Jamilah asked.
“Abbey Road.” Lewis replied as she scrolled through his phone. His nonchalance shocked her back into the seat.
“Did you just say Abbey Road?!” She exclaimed.
“Yes.” Lewis laughed, “why?”
“We’re only going to be there for a few hours at least.”
“I go there all of the time when I’m in touch and I don’t want people at my place.”
“Oh you’re rich, rich.” Jamilah giggled which caused him to smirk. “Might just keep you around as I work on this album.”
“What am I to you? A bank?!”
“You might as well be. I’m seeing that you have a pension for spending money on your people.”
“You classify yourself as my people now?”
“I’m bulldozing into your life as you are mine, so yes.” She smiled at him.
“You’re not wrong.” Lewis replied hitting her with that smouldering gaze of his as he licked his lips. Now Jamilah’s feelings were going array. She loved the way that he made her feel - not even Jackson had ever made her feel like this.
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When they arrived at the studio, they quickly set up their working stations and thankfully they got to working. Their energies were in sync so their ideas naturally bounced off each other and in the process, they started working on a song together. Lewis worked on synthesising the beat whilst Jamilah worked on the lyrics.
“Hey, come listen to this. I build it up from a beat I worked on. I fixed it to have to have a style similar to yours.” Lewis called her over and she got up from the couch and walked closer to him. He got up from the seat to let her sit down. Lewis stood next to her as she put the headphones and pressed play.
He watched as her head swayed side to side with her eyes closed. Her face scrunched up when the beat dropped which caused him to smile.
“Oh this is good! I love it!” Jamilah grinned as she turned to face him.
“Yeah?” Lewis smiled as he watched her take the beat in.
“Yeah! We can absolutely work with this. I already have some lyrics in mind for this.” Jamilah got back to her bag and took out her lyrics book. She flipped through the pages until she arrived at a page that had unfinished lyrics. Lewis had come closer to her and she could feel his warmth around her. She tried to not let his presence affect her but when his breathing was what she could feel on her neck as he looked over her shoulder into her book.
“My waterfall, I’ll make it overflow. Make you forget about all them hoes.” Lewis read out loud her written words and then chuckled. “Do those lyrics hold the truth?”
Jamilah gasped at his question as she rushed to her close her book and turned to face him.
“You can’t ask me that.”
“I’ll find out soon enough.” He smirked. Jamilah pushed him away as she tried not to blush.
“You’re a trip.” She rolled her eyes as she tried not to pay too much attention on the fact that he was holding onto her hand and pulling her towards him.
“You like it though.” He replied as he dropped their hands from his chest to their side.
“I don’t know why I do. Any other person would have been cussed out.”
“I’m not like other people.” Lewis boasted about himself. His statement causes a small smile to draw on her face.
“No you’re not.” She whispered. Jamilah then felt his thumb caressing the hand he was still holding. The feel of his touch sent shivers down the length of the spine and caused her breath to softly shudder.
Then his finger hooked onto her chin and turn her head back towards his. And the way that he was looking down at her was leaving her flustered, squirming as she stood.
“You look like you want to kiss me.” She whispered as she licked her lips.
“I do want to kiss you.” He answered. As she looked up at him, she felt his fingers dig into her jawline and the slight sting had Jamilah biting into her bottom lip.
“Then kiss me.”
Lewis didn’t waste any time before he leaned down and claimed her mouth. Jamilah let out a soft whimper as their lips moved in a slow, sensual rhythm. His hand moved from her chin and down her body until they settled on the small part of her back and pulled her closer.
When his other hand came to her waist, he changed the pace of the kiss. It lost the tenderness from the beginning as the kiss became more passionate and more smouldering as his hands began to explore as much of her body as he could.
Lewis bent forward slightly as he cupped her ass in his hands and then picked her up so that her legs wrapped around his waist. He walked towards the couch and sat down with her in his lap. Their lips didn’t part as she settled her thighs on either side of him.
Jamilah cupped her cheeks as the kiss deepened, sucking his bottom lip into her mouth. Lewis groaned into their kiss as his hands squeezed on her hips and stilling the slight movement of them on his lap. She giggled yet again when she felt his hardness slightly pushing against her inner thigh.
“Is that what I think it is?” She mumbled as she played with his short beard.
“I don’t want to think about right now.” Lewis mumbled. “Let’s focus on the fact your lips are so soft and I could kiss you until my last breath.”
“Do you ever stop being corny?”
“When it’s you involved, never.” Jamilah hated the way her cheeks warmed up to his words. He leaned forward and bumped his nose against hers.
“You know long I’ve been wanting to kiss you for?”
“Since the party?”
“No. I was scrolling on your Instagram and you had posted this picture of you looking cute as hell and I just kept staring at your lips. I’ve wanted to know what they felt like since.”
“Oh you’ve been plotting for time huh.” Jamilah smirked as she licked her lips, bringing the taste of him back into her mouth.
“This was just phase one.” He mumbled as he pulled her closer, wanting to feel more her heat on him.
“What’s phase two?” She grinned as she wrapped she arms around his neck.
“Stick with me and you’ll find out.” Lewis said as he leaned in for another kiss.
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ru’s letters 💌: I had most of this sitting in my drafts but I got so busy and sidetracked. I’m trying to get back to it. Starting with the posting of this. Please comment, reblog and like. Love you all 🩷
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sunshineting · 1 year
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Just a lil drabble 😚
Dad!Gojo
Fluff w mention of sex
Imagine you and Gojo have a baby 😭
-Y’all’s daughter is the cutest little thing; inheriting your brown skin tone with his white hair and blue eyes.
-When Koyo was an infant, you would constantly wake up to her just staring at you with those big blue eyes. It was a bit jarring at first, you had to get used to it just like you did with Gojo. The creepiest, though, was once when you checked the baby monitor in the middle of the night and she was staring directly into the camera.
-Gojo loves that Koyo inherited your curls, they’re one of his favorite things about you. He tries his hardest to do styles on her, but they never turn out quite right. Plenty of times when he’d tried to do something as simple as pigtails they ended up crooked. He leaves most of the styles to you, letting you do all types of braids and twists on your baby.
-Potty training is hell; your daughter HATES pooping on the potty.
“Koyo, do you need to potty?” You ask. It’s been about two hours since she last went, and you’re trying to keep up a schedule. She shakes her head and continues playing with her blocks. Just to be sure, you walk over to her to check her pull-up. You smell it before you see it. Koyo catches onto you, so she starts running away.
“Satoru, come get your child!” You yell. And just like that, your husband appears with Koyo upside down in his hand. She’s just giggling like it’s the funniest thing in the world.
-Gojo spoils his baby. Oh, she’s spoiled rotten, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.
“Daddy, I want this!” Your three year old points at an expensive toy kitchen set.
“How do you ask nicely, Koyo?” Satoru asks.
“May I have this toy please?”
“I say yes, but we gotta ask the boss. Well, mama, whaddya think?” He picks Koyo up in his arms and holds her at his level. The two of them stare at you expectantly, waiting on your response.
“Alright, alright. What color do you want?” You give in. Your daughter squeals and laughs with delight.
-When y’all sign her up for daycare, Gojo is more upset than you are. And that’s saying a lot. On her first day, you have tears brimming in your eyes. It hurts seeing your baby walk away happily into her new class.
“What if she needs me? What if something happens? She can’t go to school yet, she’s just a baby!” Gojo laments in the car. Your three year old is very smart and mature for her age, so realistically you don’t have much to worry about. Unfortunately, though, she has two very dramatic parents who love her dearly.
“Let’s go back and get her. We can go get her and she can start over tomorrow. I’ll be ready then,” he begs.
-To be honest, Gojo kinda eats as a dad. He’s super fun, but he can get serious. He’s so go-with-the-flow that anytime a hiccup happens in your meticulous plans, he calms you into believing everything will be ok. Eventually though, he wants another kid. Koyo is four already and he misses having a little baby.
“Cmonnnn let’s have one more. Koyo needs someone to play with and I miss the baby stage. Plus, you look so sexy pregnant. I love seeing you round with my babies. You know I love breeding your tight little cunt,” the last of his words are nothing more than a whisper in your ear. You end up folding for him that same night.
-Satoru definitely makes Megumi watch the kids when y’all need a night out. Megumi doesn’t mind too much because both kids are well behaved. All three of his students love your kids; Yuuji likes playing a little rough with your son, Kawa, and Nobara loves dressing Koyo up
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weskersluvrrrrrrrrr · 2 months
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Johhny cage being desperate and fighting reader to eat them out-
I HAVE TO SAY IT!!!! this needs to be heard!!!!! PLease and Thamk you<3
eum I haven't written in like forever but I need to get back into it so I don't disappear for like 5 months like I did last time...
"please baby please... you know you wanna!"
"last time we tried to play fight I couldn't walk for a few days! I have work tomorrow Johnny." You crossed your arms, huffing as he leaned in front of you.
"babyy! Cmonnnn, you know you loved it!" Johnny grinned, glasses slipping off his nose and his eyes peered over them.
"no johnny!"
"just give me a chance! I swear I won't pin you down and give it to you how you like i-"
"johnny!"
"baby please... just for a little while..
Sighing and rolling your eyes, you uncrossed your arms and readied your stance. "Fine."
And just as you expected it wasn't merely play fighting. Instead you laid pinned down on the bed with his mouth on your folds.
"johnny- oh fuck..."
His tongue ran up and down, flicking across your bud. Tongue diving in and out of your hole, slick gushing down on his chin.
"so pretty baby, so fucking wet. Can't believe you were the one who didn't want this." Johnny rutted his hips into the bed, hard cock twitching from every little moan and whine from you.
"johnny- shut the hell up-!" You let out a high keening whine, back arching off the bed as you gripped the sheets beneath you.
"as you wish.." and with that he went back to fervently eating you out, tongue flicking at your bud and his fingers running across your soaked slit. "So fucking soaked baby.."
Um I'm sorry this is so short but writing is hard and idk if I like johnny as much as I used to •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀
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rootbeerworshiper · 2 months
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matt giving you backshots while you’re trying to read. that’s all folks, sweet dreams!
back shots from matt period.
his long hands laying softly on your hips as he pounds into you.
tell me this man isn’t the type to pull you up by your hair so he can fuck you from the back and still play with your clit CMONNNN
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dayslynthesix · 2 months
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break point | charles leclerc x tenis player!oc
just a small observation, i don't like to write social media au with y/n or user1/user2 thing, so i just named every character of this one, jeremy made a small appearance on deuce and slice (danny ric x tennis player), for context, he's also a tennis player lol and all the other ones are supposed to be cath's friends
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hallieriley splitting my time between an actual sport and fast cars going vroom vroom, scuderiaferrari thank you for the invitation, i love miami and i love the red car 🏎 | 📌 miami
scuderiaferrari alway a pleasure to have you with us!
hallieriley it would be very funny if you let me do a hot lap with a certain driver 🤨
benshelton so that's why you didn't came to see me play?
hallieriley you're not even playing bro, you came to miami with me just so we could see fast cars going vroom vroom
charles_leclerc cmonnnn going vroom vroom is lovely
hallieriley lovely, simply lovely
volleyserve wait... hallie is watching 20 playboys racing in circles?
rileyxverstappen actually is 19 playboys racing behind max verstappen
hallieriley nice to see there's people around the world who supports me (most amazing players ever) and max (i don't actually know him)
queenofrg hallie sweetie??
maxverstappen1 what ferrari promised you? i assure you redbull can offer twice
hallieriley im a redbull athlete they should have invited me first, maxie 😇
redbullracing our bad 😔 next one is on us!
f1tennisgirl the fact that max doesn't follow her but went to her profile just to tease ferrari is so max coded
maxverstappen1 i do follow her, we're redbull athletes besties
hallieriley yeah, best friends (i didn't knew him until 2 days ago but sure whatever he says)
carlossainz55 thank you for the support, hallie, having you here was amazing!
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norrisprivateacc carlos bro be more subtle
rileygirl i love how she answered charles coment with a max radio and she just liked carlos comment
ccaspari wow you were there and didn't stand to say hello to your BEST FRIEND?
hallieriley omg where you here? hold on let me find the mercedes garage i need to see you 😭😭
mercedesamgf1 third one right to left 🫡
jeremyrossi oh us tennis players that somehow are related to f1 🫠
jensonbutton i don't think you'll ever accept the fact that I married your sister and it's been 6 years
yrossibuton 8 years*
may 5th, 2024
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hallieriley oh is that time of the day where im calling ben so we can practice together and he's not answering me 🤪
benshelton omw
hallieriley you're not supposed to be on your way benjamin, you were supposed to be here 15min ago!
benshelton omw!!!
coachjames i see...
breakpoints how does ben and hal know each other? just recently got into tennis and i love they're friendship and they're awesome playing doubles
hallieriley thank youu!! our parents played together at the same tour back in the '90 and we sorta grew up together, we're close in age (im 1 year older than him) once ben started to play tennis we started to play doubles together, we're friends since childhood
charles_leclerc i won a padel match a few month ago does that count as tennis? actually im a padel king 👑
hallieriley charles... do you read what you type before you send it?
charles_leclerc so it is not tennis?
maxieboy he's trying to impress her but he's just embarrassing himself
maxverstappen1 im pretty confident that i can beat you in a 2h2
hallieriley redbullracing can you organize a tennis match between me and max?
max1rileychamp he's allergic to failing and 2nd places but im so ready to see him and his delulu thoughts having his ass kicked by catherine
merliagrace i would never do this to you
hallieriley i know!!! missing you btw, when are you going to italy so i can see you play?
merliagrace we're playing rome in 3 weeks, hope you can make it
hallieriley YESSSS !!!! finally, yep ill be home in 3 weeks
gialis pick up the phone, ps: looking good
rileyxverstappen i love how gia and carlos communicate with the world almost the same way, i think they should be friends
maxverstappen1 🤨🤨🤨
gialis i think carlos and i should be friends as well, hallie can you introduce us?
scuderiaferrari we should send you some official merch 🤔
nike get out, we got here first!
redbull how i love being a redbull athlete 😊
hallieriley don't lie adm, you guys don't even remember me at this days 😭😭😭
hallieriley but if you want to reward me there's this skydiving thing im dying to do...
redbull on the way!
redbullracing we'll send you monaco tickets and after the race we will have a court ready!
besttennisgirl i think we lost hallie to fast cars going vroom vroom
alinariley why there's so many f1 drivers in my daughter's comment section?
charles_leclerc my bad, im sorry 😭
alinariley not you sweetie!
maxverstappen1 mama riley we're sorry for being so chaotic
alinariley are you? 🤨
queenofclay i wish i could call ben shelton my bff
sheltonriley and double partner
queenofclay i completely forgot that ben and her are a pair in doubles
janniksin i didn't
carlitosalcarazz me neither
hallieriley both of you don't even play doubles 👁👄👁
alcarazwimbledon oh to be hallie riley and have both alcaraz and sinner fighting to be her double 🤭
may 15th, 2024
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hallieriley multitasking at rolandgarros, see you in a couple of days 🎾
gialis hallie's life is so easy, she goes there, play a tennis match, win, go back to hotel, see her team mess around... us ferrari girls at this point we're just happy with not being knocked out of q3
charles_leclerc have faith on the team
gialis heyyy charlie hello!! faith and ferrari on the same sentence... lol not happening, but i have faith on you
rolandgarros looking forward to have you back on court!
nike there's a lot of ferrari and charles leclerc on this post 🤔
hallieriley nike x ferrari when?
queenofrg hallie is... soft launching?
jeremyrossi 👏🏻👏🏻
maxverstappen1 charles is trying to get out of imola to go see you play can you get us some vip passes?
hallieriley call my agent and ask her, nicely
maxverstappen1 what do you think im rude for free with people?
charles_leclerc you took me out of the race for free last week
hallieriley not everything is about winning but charlie got the ability to lose all the times, maxie you've been a bad team player so no vip passes for you 🤪
f1 i think the tifosi army got another member
redbullracing well, they didn't, she was our girl first
hallieriley yeah, since seb (jenson button walked so seb could run) (please everyone knows im a ferrari girl trough and throughout)
charles_leclerc got pole for you 🫶🏻
hallieriley i saw it hihi amazing lap charlie
benshelton you're not coming to see me play?
hallieriley omw!! i forgot my credentials 🫠
gialis and me! your forgot me!!!
coachjames so that's why you were late?
hallieriley lies! im never late and you know that 🥺
sheltonriley ben and hallie are not playing doubles at roland garros?
hallieriley we are!!
may 18th, 2024
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hallieriley first match ✅️ love to play here, love the french crowd and the croissants 🫶🏻 waiting for wilsontennis to send me a pink racket
wilsontennis pink? it shouldn't be red?
jeremyrossi congratulations hallie, you played an amazing tennis this match and it was worthy the sleepless night
hallieriley thank you jer!!! and im pretty positive that im wasn't the one who got you up all night, hope little mia was watching me play as well! 🥺🫶🏻
charles_leclerc great match!
hallieriley thank you charlie 🫶🏻 did you see the point i made for you?
charles_leclerc obviously
sedicislice hello?
queenofrg the queen is back at her castle
merliagrace WOW WOW WOW that was a high level tennis
sheltonriley waiting for the doubles even though i think ben and hals are insane for playing single and double at the same tournament
maxverstappen1 we got the tickets haha see you during the next match haha
verstappenxriley not max getting into tennis just to annoy charles
f1tennis5 i think max is living in a parasocial relationship with hallie
charles_leclerc he's living in a parasocial relationship to annoy me, where i go he goes, if i go to a volleyball match, he's there, if i go to a tennis match, he's waiting in front of my car, if i go to a baseball game IN THE USA HE'S THEREEEEEEE
hallieriley me and my agent we're about to have a nice little chat 🤨
maranellosun ok so i just got into tennis why are people saying charles and hallie are a thing? or is cath and max?
sedicislice she was invited by ferrari to the miami gp and they were caught outside the circuit having dinner, they're always interacting on social media and they went to a very famous gym in monaco after the miami gp, and no, she and max are just friends since she became a redbull athlete
scuderiaferrari well done, hallie!
rolandgarros the people princess!
georgerussell63 hey charles_leclerc is it possible for you to ask your girl if she can come and take a picture with carmen?
hallieriley rude, I'll find you and carmen after this match and we can go for a coffee 🥰
hallierileyupdates she is indeed the people princess
may 22nd, 2024
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hallieriley time to see my #2 boy, vamos carlossss! anxiously waiting my turn to play
benshelton 🤨🤨
hallieriley I SAID #2 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY #1
charles_leclerc 🤔🤔
sedicislice hallie is everywhere, volleyball match, tennis match, f1 races, you blink and she's there
hallieriley im here to support my girl's!
merliagrace at this point she'd just watching random matches from the turkish league and the italian one
sedicileclerc charles be like: what about me?
jeremyrossi wow i thought i was you number #2
hallieriley you're yolanda number #2
jeremyrossi yes, she's my sister
hallieriley out of the old ones you're my number #2
jeremyrossi old? im 32! who's your number #1?
hallieriley federer 🥺
benshelton i see...
hallieriley no fighting over who's my favorite! everyone knows that if federer haven't retired he would be my number 1!
rogerfederer thank you! 🥰
maxverstappen1 about that match we played... can we rematch it?
hallieriley why would i? everyone know i kicked your ass once and i would do it again
redbull our athletes are on fire!
nike ready to the next round 🫡
queenofclay oh to be hallie riley #01 taylor swift fan and #00 carlos alcaraz support friend and ben shelton bff
july 3rd, 2024
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hallieriley played my first final here 3 years ago and now i can finally say IM A WIMBLEDON CHAMP! as i said in my acceptance speech, thank you wilsontennis and nike for having my back. thank you to my coach, my team and my boys, thank you for the british crowd and thank you james mcavoy, this one is for you! also i would like to quote a good friend of my, jannik boy: i wish everyone in the world could have my parents as their parents, thank you mom and thank you dad, for making this dream possible and for walking along the way with me, i love you 🥰🫶🏻
carlitosalcarazz vamossss hally!
carlitosalcarazz 👏🏻👉🏻🏆🥇🎾🔥
coachjames well done kid! super proud of you!
alinariley our daughter is a wimbledon champ we cant believe this 😭😭😭 (your dad cant put coherent sentences)
benshelton well done halliecat, congratulations
jeremyrossi amazing!! congratulations!!
gialis my girl!
janniksin well done, hallie!! mega job
merliagrace congrats hally
charles_leclerc wow wow wow that was amazing! super proud of you! 🥰❤️
gabiguimaraes10 congratulations!!
hallieriley gabiiii, hiii!! thank you girl! looking forward to see you play at the olympics
nike hallie riley ladies and gentlemen is a wimbledon champ
wilsontennis always a pleasure to have your back! 🎾
oscarpiastri good job
maxverstappen1 it's starting to get boring, you win everything, also, congrats 🫡
hallieriley now you know how i feel every sunday watching you win 🤪
charles_leclerc karma is queen indeed
lewishamilton speak the truth hallie!!!
jamesmcavoyrealdeal 🤔🤔🤔
lewishamilton amazing!
lifeofriley did you see how adorable she was while holding that cup??
queenofrg queen of wimbledon as well
queenofclay WJJJAUAIAIJHAKAIIQUAJQI oh god she did it!!!
halliechamp our champ is back!
hallierileyupdates amazing!!
july 13st, 2024
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hallieriley already in paris for the olympics and while it is not time to play we took some time of to go around, he's awful at tennis, have no idea how he won that padel match, if i was max i would demand a rematch
charles_leclerc that was very rude, im very good at tennis, i was just warming up
hallieriley yeah, warming up
maxverstappen1 i told everyone he was cheating
charles_leclerc how could i cheat on a padel match? you're just saying this because you're bad at padel
georgerussell63 i would like to know so i can cheat as well
nike time to be olympic champ!
wilsontennis charles leclerc is the new face of wilson, stay tuned
leclercupdates charles was racing in hungary yesterday but his girl called and asked if he wanted to go having a tourist date and the next thing we know is that he is in france
benshelton he is indeed very bad at tennis, i was there, i saw it
sedicislice SO WE DID HAVE BEN AND CHARLES MEETING UP AND THERE'S NO FUCKING PICTURE OF IT?
diallinginshelton i would pay rivers of money to see them playing tennis 😭😭
carlitosalcarazz 👏🏻🫡🥰🤨🏎🎾
hallieriley translation of the emojis please
carlitosalcarazz no
usaopen time to shine in paris!
july 25th, 2024
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hallieriley tooke a little time off to enjoy the post olympics, and let me tell you, being an olympc champion is AMAZING!!!! also i would like to thank you guys for the support, a little disappointed that ill have to wait another 4 years to play another olympics but really grateful for the results at this one. now IT'S USOPEN TIME!!!
usopen waiting for you at court number 3!
charles_leclerc credit for the pics when?
benshelton now you know!
maxverstappen1 wish we could get to see you play this one
hallieriley you can always quit f1 and be a fab (friends and boyfriends) 🤪
maxverstappen1 nice try
nike that kit suits you
wilsontennis 🏆🏆
lewishamilton good look at the USOpen, hallie! i know you will blast this one as well!
hallieriley lewis omg hello hiiiiii, thank you! if i win i will dedicate this one to you 🫶🏻
queenofrg i can't wait for her to win this one, we need that!!
laurencaspari you and i we need to catch up!
gialis doubles at beach volley when? 🏐☎️ plus can you get me a pic with ben shelton????
hallieriley oh to be a pro volleyball player and former olympian and not be able to fan girl her fav athlete
benshelton i though gia's favorite athlete was gabi?
gialis it is! your my number 2! can i please get a pic? 😭
maxverstappen1 what about me?
gialis don't try lol
august 23rd, 2024
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hallieriley last round of the 2024 fast cars going vroom vroom season, well done prince charlie, congrats on the p2 on the championship, we'll fight for the highest spot next season. and oh, congrats to max car as well, it was a tough season. AND alson congratulations to oscar on his first winnnnn!!
charles_leclerc thank you my love ❤️❤️❤️
oscarpiastri thank you cath!
maxverstappen1 if your boyfriend haven't tried to take me out of the races so many times my car would be just fine
sedici16 dude, he tooke you out once in barcelona and just because the tyres weren't warm enough
hallieriley not my burn account i sweat but thanks sedici16 you're 100% right!
puma hallie x charles x puma when?
nike 🤔🤔🤔
scuderiaferrari wish we got to you sooner, it was lovely to have you with us one more time!
redbullracing bahrein vip passes are on the way 🫡
hallieriley now you do remember me 😭😭😭
december 8th, 2024
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hallieriley happy birthday sir lewis hamilton! oh, and its australian open time againnnn, me, charlie, bowe and stowe we are ready to go! see you in 3 days 🔥🎾
charles_leclerc can wait to see your reaction to the t-shirts i have made to see you play
hallieriley im scared to death about which pants you're gonna wear
lewishamilton thank you, hallie! wishing you the best australian open you can get and rooting for you
australianopen rod laver arena is ready for you!
nike let's go!
wilsontennis i hope the pink racket is what you wanted
redbull 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
benshelton make it double!
gialis oh shit here we go again with 2 weeks of the bare minimum of sleep
merliagrace i put money on you, plese win this one
usaopen wake up, it's australian open time
january 7th, 2025
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yeahspider · 1 year
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back to the city 🕸️
Ve’s note - flufffff . grumpy minho x sunshine reader . minho is so in love . no warnings sfw . this is so self indulgent tbh . abrupt ending y’all know how i do . not proofread ofc . enjoy bees <3
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minho is a busy man . his career always demands long hours that keeps him away from you . but whenever he comes home , he’s all about you . and he will do anything to keep you smiling even if that means embarrassing himself for you .
cmonnnn minho please come do it with me . you said to minho as you dragged him to the twin square . once you successfully pulled him to the center of the park he watched as you turned around to look up to him with a mischievous glint in you eyes . he knew he was in for trouble .
look around babe and pick anything i’ll steal it. this statement would’ve shocked him if he wasn’t aware of your habit for thievery . you never stole anything expensive or risky though , nothing that would earn a scolding from the man . so he let you have your fun , but never had you asked him to participle in your little schemes .
“no i’m not being an accessory to your crimes” he told you and tried not to cave as you sent him a pout . he wanted nothing more but to peck your lips , but when he tried you pulled away . nope no kisses for you unless you play along . and this cause minho to tok his eyes . you knew kisses were his favorite thing so of course that’s what you would use to get him to do your bidding.
“fine do you see that balloon tied to that hotdog cart ? that’s your target good luck.” he said with a smirk on his face . he didn’t want to assign you something to complicated because if you were caught he would have to bail you out of trouble and that has happpend one too many times .
pff you’re going easy on me kitten i’m disappointed . minho glared at you . he despised that pet name . well that’s what he told you . but the heat going to his ears told a different story .
he watched as you calmly walked your way to the cart . feigning interest in the hotdogs the vendor . to him he knew it was all fact , the flirt act you put on to fluster the worker was all for show . it didn’t stop minho from feeling mildly irritated . you knocked the ketchup container of the stand and it exploded and made a mess everywhere , he couldn’t help but let out of soft laugh at that . you apologized to the man profusely with an impressive amount of false embarrassment on your face . as soon as he bent down to clean up the mess you quickly snatched the balloon and ran away towards minho . he recognized that look on your face , it meant to run . once you reached him you gripped his hand and took off . yelling out excuses as you ran through people , who looked at you in confusion .
minho quickly the lead and lead you into a restaurant where you could sit and catch your breath . he tried to keep an unimpressed face but as soon as he saw how bright your eyes were his smile matched yours . he couldn’t help how in love with you he was . not when you looked at him like that .
mission accomplished . you said with a smirk on your face . you had caught him staring . you always do .
minho rolls his eyes . “you couldn’t have done it without flirting with him?” he wasn’t mad at you . he never could be . aww don’t be jealous min you know you’re my only love. he just kissed your knuckles . he didn’t need to say it . his actions spoke volumes .
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i was thinking™️ and had a eureka moment, so here’s TADC characters as Lemon Demon songs!
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pomni - spiral of ants. are you gonna look at me and tell me that i’m wrong. no. “the circle rules your life”, “you’ve got no choice but to dance in a spiral of ants”, “you can’t remember where you came from/you’re going”, cmonnnn. pomni-coded.
caine - reagonomics. i don’t know how to explain it but its just—hhhhhh. caine. like i can imagine him singing this or doing a little dance to it. all the lyrics work okay 😭 trust.
jax - eighth wonder. this one i was kinda unsure about, but it’s very laid back while having that air of mystery that reminds me of jax. “i’ll never die, i am a freak” and “thou wilt never know what i am” especially.
ragatha - no eyed girl. the softness of this just screams ragatha to me. from “it’s alright, it’s alright” to the “knowing what we know, knowing what we do not know, this is gonna change our world” reminds me of her usual positive attitude despite being trapped in the digital circus.
gangle - dizziful bliss. soooo anxiety coded like our favorite mask-ribbon…thing. i feel like gangle’s that “got pulled along for the adventure” character. i have this image in my head where the “we're wobbly, staggering, dizzy, confused” part is all the times gangle’s comedy mask has been broken.
zooble - flamingo legs. this song is a lil crazy and has all these descriptive words that sound like different parts that zooble would use.
kinger - amnesia was her name. originally i was thinking soft fuzzy man was a little more kinger-core, but i settled on this one because you can tie it with queenie and—y’know, kinger’s a little crazy.
kaufmo - when he died. the lil intro sounds very funny™️ and could be bros abstracting. the song’s all about what this guy left behind (ex: strange symbols, painting of a clown) and kaufmo’s room is full of things scratched into the wall. the lyric “but gradually her voice began to fade, to nothing, and the Laughing Record played.” bro is haunting the narrative, kinda like this song.
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Omg!!! I live ur writing so much! The way you write eren is like literally perfect!! I was wondering if I could request reader walking home or at a party or just like out somewhere and they notice some people making her uncomfy and they cal eren to pick them up? Some fluff and comfort are my coping mechanism 😭
LMAO STOP THE COPING MECHANISM IS SO REAL💀💀 and ofc bb thankyou so much for the request i love you😋🥰
Im just gonna work off the whole saviour dynamic w eren and hopefully u dont mind
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You don’t know why you’re here, you really should’ve just stayed home if only Mikasa hadn’t dragged you out.
“Cmonnnn it’ll be fun, I promise! Even Sasha’s coming!”
You really shouldn’t have listened to her, right now she’s - God knows where - with Sasha playing some obscure drinking game while you’re here sitting on the leather couch already intoxicated yourself.
You felt gross. Sticky even from the sweaty, crowded living room, humidity suffocating you. There was about 5 people on this couch made to fit only 2, you sat there staring down at your stupid sore feet in your stupid stupid heels with stupid strangers grazing your bare legs next to you.
The noise of the room tuned out as your tipsy brain was half conscious until you were snapped back into reality feeling a creeping hand on your shoulder.
Whoever was next to you was apparently speaking for long enough that you don’t know what they’re on about, “— or we could go back to my apartment..”
Your head snaps back up and you anxiously shrug off this guys tacky hand, sobering up just a little bit. Enough to start comprehending things.
“Sorry, I have to go” you say while peeling yourself off the leather, you don’t know where you have to go you just knew to leave because clearly you weren’t functioning well alone.
You turn and almost begin walking away until you almost trip on your stupid heels, this guys hand had gripped your arm rather too harshly to pull you right back onto the couch.
“Hey we were in the middle of something” he slurs, clearly a little more intoxicated than you.
You’re still so lost, why the fuck is he still talking? Why is this room is so hot? This couch is too sticky. His breath smells like shit. Your feet hurt like shit. You’re so tired all you want to do is leave at this point. All of your senses have been overwhelmed you can’t take it.
He continues to ramble nonsense again so you settle to tune it out again, unsure if your feet have the strength to even walk away and give resistance against this random ass guy if he tries anything worse.
You pull out your phone from your unpractically tiny bag and open your messages.
23:16 — Eren
Erenb
Yes this is erenb
Can gou pixk me up
How drunk are you💀
Honestly nor that nuch this tine
Thid guys bortherijf me hurry up ples😋
This guy??
What’s going on?
Donr asknme idek myslef💀💀 hes jusr weirdinf me out
Im coming dw mika sent me the address earlier
Otw
He didn’t lie when he said he’d be quick, honestly Eren was waiting for you to return from the party. He got too bored sitting in your apartment alone watching tv.
You get a call and immediately shoot up knowing Erens arrived. You’re still too drunk to process whatever this guy was doing.
You think he’s following behind you? Who knows? You get out the front door with a cool breeze hitting you. It’s much quieter out here which would be nice if this guy wasn’t still trying to pursue you even after a good ten minutes of radio silence from you.
You feel your body sigh with relief as you spot Eren’s car, you make eye contact with him through the front window smiling. You can slightly see how he grins at your drunken walk in your painful heels until your vision spins to face the guy.
His hand was now on your shoulder and before you knew it Eren was getting out of his car. Whoever this man was he was clearly upset?? Clearly drunk and clearly mad at you. He’s rambling and you still don’t want to listen, hes saying something about you not mentioning you had a boyfriend or anything along those lines?
All you knew is that he was mad, you could feel it in his inebriated grip on your shoulder. Then you start to feel the alcohol coming back up you’re system as his other hand creeps to hold your waist. “Cmon ditch your boyfriend”
Before you can get a word of disgust out you feel familiar arms save you from this repulsive guys hold. Eren shoves his chest as he drunkenly stumbles backwards.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Eren spits out as his arm ushers you to stand a little behind him. He isn’t really one for violence when it’s a complete stranger. He has better things to do than that.
He can tell he’s drunk and after a few nonsensical sentences pour out the guys mouth; Eren’s done eyeing him down with demise so he walks you back to his car while the guy drags himself back to the party.
“Are you alright?” He questions you while rubbing his hand against your arms to warm you up as much as he can walking down the party’s front yard.
“Yeah I’m alright now at least, thank you Eren”
“That guy looked fucking homeless”
You softly smile to yourself, at ease in Eren’s presence. Half the grossness you felt in that stupid party had already began dissolving.
The drive home was quiet, calm. You were dozing off in the passenger seat while you held his free hand in you lap. His thumb swept back and forth until you arrived home. He reaches behind into the back seat, you’re too hazy to question why really. Eren bends over to take off your heels to then slide ur home slippers on.
“I don’t know why you wore those tonight, you know they hurt”
“I know right?!” You huff back at him. He laughs softly at your drunken state and gets out the car. He opens your car door to usher you out and puts his arm around you to help you walk to your apartment.
He lies you down on the couch and tells u to stay which you have no real trouble doing. He returns to the room holding one of his navy blue t-shirts and grey shorts.
“Okay baby, take off ur dress” he says gently.
“At least ask me to dinner first” you retort back. You snicker at your own joke but take off your dress all the same. He slips his shirt and shorts onto you then carries you to your bed effortlessly.
“You’re soo strong, do you have a girlfriend?” you giggle while feeling up his muscular arms. He only laughs at you and quickly leaves to grab something. He returns again, your micellar water in one hand and your toner in the other, “hey which one is the makeup thingy to take it off?” He questions, trying to communicate with whatever sober is left in you. You point to the micellar bottle and he wipes your face with it. The cool water and Eren’s delicate touch was extremely soothing. Although making you even more tired it did sober you up a little more.
Once he’s done, he puts everything down and climbs in bed next to you, pulling the blanket up, he moves you so that you’re on your side and pulls your knee toward him so that your leg is over his legs. He moves his arm to lie under your neck and pulls your whole body nearer with his free hand now on the small of your back.
You inhale deeply the scent of his chest and neck, now intoxicated by his musky scent while his hand slides up to bring your head nearer while he breathes deeply too, face shoved in the top of your head.
He moves to place a chaste kiss on your forehead.“You okay?” He asks, voice just above a whisper.
“Now I am, that guy was weird”, you murmur back still with a face full of chest.
“Yeah he was a fucking weirdo” Eren says, now speaking at a normal volume. “You’re not going alone to those parties anymore, I’m having a word with Mikasa trust”
You laugh at his seriousness and press a kiss to his collar bone, “No laughing I’m serious” he smiles, making space between you too to be able to kiss your collar bone too. He litters playful kisses on your neck. You laugh more while he roughly moves on top of you to only press more ticklish pecks all over you; intentionally smothering you.
You stop him by grabbing both sides of his head and bringing his lips to yours. You kiss him softly while he willingly returns it. He deepens the kiss with his tongue swiping your bottom lip until you open your mouth in the slightest, letting him slip it inside.
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my take on sagau ... ♡
if you cant tell , my mental sillies make me a sucker for the obsessive cult aspect of sagau (burn me at the stake i guess) but idk the whole "imposter" thing feels weirdddddd i always prefer creator!reader to be like isekai'd into teyvat yk (can you tell i used to be obsessed with the kuroshitsuji time travel au .....) ?? anyways have this while i decide if i want this to be a full series or just a mini series
notes : gn!reader , creator!reader , r is not traveler , they them used , this - like most of my writing - is self indulgent hinted with some projection , bulleted list cause its 4am when im typing this and acrylic nails suck , i mainly refer to reader as either r or creator enjoy <3 i wrote this while listening to this playlist ♡
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okay so i feel like the self awareness began longgggg before this takes place ok
starts out with traveler , then albedo , then kaeya , etc
it takes a while but albedo finally finds a way to bring r to teyvat
i imagine that the acolytes can hear r when they play (esp the traveler)
if you're like me and dote on all of the characters you have they eat that shit uppppp bro
anyways so now r is isekai'd into teyvat yayyyy
it takes them a whileeeee to get used to being an all-powerful being cause like .......... ??? social anxiety ?? inability to communicate with neurotypical people ? depressive and manic eps ?????? mood swings ?????
eventually they kinda fall in the swing of things
damn if i was stuck in teyvat id just deal with it. you got some other way out ???
i view the acolytes as being obsessive in nature once r is like ....... there with them ( with due respect , that is the "creator" n all .... )
immediately wanting you to find a suitor ( or multiple )
by like the second month of being in teyvat r is WORNNNNN OUTTTT
everyone basically walks on egg shells around them oHMY GODDDDD
r has to basically beg the acolytes to stop being WEIRDDDDDDDDD
they feel weird being treated like a god ( well ....... )
they do kinda like their dreamy palace tho <3 its nice n has really cozy beds to nap in
their acolytes are also more than eager to nap with them om gee
r is a big fan of hanging out with the twins ( i like to think they're reunited when the creator comes to teyvat <3 ) they've all been to so many diff worlds they have a lot to chat about ( and also the twins are really the only charas to be semi chill around r )
oh ok random but also
r is visiting mondstadt and plays minecraft songs on the lyre and everyone goes CRAZYYYY
"it's their divinity's holy songs!!!!" cue the inner giggling cause its literally just minecraft music you memorized in like middle school
r is lowkey a huge flirt too once they get comfortable in teyvat ( they most likely hope this is just a dream and when they return home if they return home ...... that it'll have no real consequence cause it's EMBARASSINGGGG )
this leads to
well
jealousy lol
the acolytes basically beg them to find a consort or suitor or whtvr ( or even multiple :thumbsup: )
r tries to be fair and choose like 3 from each nation but cmonnnn ,,,,, wom en fdjfheskrf.vja
genshin makes me [ cries in bisexuality ] i wanna make out with like half of the characters
anyways def lots of fights between the nations about where their aforementioned palace will go ( r decides to station in inazuma , preferably near kokomi's shrine place ) and since r can still use the teleport points , it's fine by them if they wanna visit venti for some dandelion wine or zhongli for tales and tea
overlooking the whole imposter or villain au's i like to think being isekai'd into teyvat would be pretty chill
oooo r def likes to hangout / help out in bakeries n stuff
they're also besties with hu tao ( they kiss sometimes probably )
r and cyno have so many inside jokes pls help
idk maybe i'll continue this later or add onto it but im sleepy night guys
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