#COLLINGWOOD

[guy60660]

Collingwood Football

[snappingthewalls]

[chaos-footy]

I present to you: the 200 times translated AFL Clubs! (Inspired by this post)

See under the cut for details and some cut names!

For some clubs like Carlton, Collingwood, Melbourne, and Port Adelaide, I used their nicknames to produce interesting results (e.g., Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons, Collingwood Magpies, Port Adelaide Power). Yes, the translation added the punctuation.

Runners up include:

CHILDREN (Fremantle)

Blood (Gold Coast Suns)

Blue Cardboard (Carlton)

I doubt it (Collingwood)

What are you Preparing For? (Hawthorn)

Beat Your Friends (St Kilda)

Ten (West Coast Eagles)

Romanovsky (Richmond Tigers)

And an honorable mention to He Is The Composer Of This Song (Footscray)

[viratfc]

Oh my goodness Jamie 🤯

[shiftingwnovk]

it bedazzles me sometimes that most people around the world don't know what AFL is.

so you're telling me you didn't grow up sitting around the tv with your family members swearing and screaming their faces off watching the footy as a 5-year-old?

so you're telling me you didn't dress up and parade around to your team's theme song at your primary school head-to-toe in your footy team colours on footy day?

so you're telling me you don't loose your voice in the MCG like every weekend after jumping up and down with meat pie in hand?

like WHAT DID YOU DO IN YOUR CHILDHOOD?!?!

utterly bedazzled.

[cruella-devegan]

Smith & Deli / Melbourne, Australia

Spanish tortilla, mushroom and pesto danish and sesame cream croissant 🥐 these specials change daily but the tortilla is usually around 😍

[claraameliapond]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ÈEEEEEEEEEEE

We Wonnnn!!!! Ahhhhh yayyy 😺😸😻😆😆😆😆😃💖💕🖤🤍💖💕💗💗💗💗

I love you Collingwood Magpies, you're Magnificent 💕💕💕💕💕💕💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖🥰😻😍😻😻😻😻😻🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

My pies!!!! My hot pies !!!! 🥧 🤍🖤🥰😻😍💖💗💕

We Wonnnn eeeeee yess yayyy

We're Premiers!!!!

Magnificent match, magnificently played 😻😍🥰💕💕💕💕💗💗💖💖🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

For the premierships are cakewalk for the good old Collingwood 😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😃😀😆💗💕💖😺😸😻😻😻😻🖤🤍🥧🥧🥧🥧🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

[dolliestlittledoll]

Do you like my new drink bottle? It’s so cute! :3

[gayemoji]

who we backin today boys 💀

[withywindle-valley]

Bitta feeling on the ground tonight

[itsallogre]

[snappingthewalls]

[chaos-footy]

Healthy players and a game-winning system ❌

Using the hatred built over a 132 year long rivalry to push you across the line ✅

[violent-kurumi]

I just wanted to get my dad a Collingwood gingerbread man...

[bluebaggas]