#CROW LIKER

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Hhhsaha hiii crow its uh. Bren a while.

.let me try that agaujn.

Ahem. Hi,Crow. It's been a while! I'm sure you look just as good as you did last we spoke,if not better. I sense a certain...freedom about you that hadn't been so present before? Am I incorrect?

I like it. If there was something that inspired you to live more authentically and ...spread your wings (forgive my pun) I'm truly happy to hear it! That prospect would only endear me further.

I should cease my words before they get...embarrassing to say the least. I hope you're well.

-Crow liker♡

Ah, hello. Yes, of course I remember you.

Hah... thank you. Excuse me for saying it like this but... you are a strange person. Don't get me wrong... I appreciated your encouragement way back then. It's just a bit, how to say this... impossible to understand your fascination with me. I don't get it. You remind me a bit of our idiot leader. Sorry, that's too harsh even for me. - CROW

HEY..!!!??? : (((( - JOKER

go away cat freak. you are so nosy. Anyways. Anon, you are.... very perceptive. Only through written text in the internet can you glean all that? You aren't wrong though. Yes, i guess it has affected even my manner of typing. I couldn't bear to type the way I did before. Not anymore. I'm done pretending to be something I never was.

Thank you for the well wishes. I am... I think i found the place I truly belong to. I hope you do too, one day, anon. - CROW

:3c CROWWWW..!!!! that's so sweet... aweeeeee come here - JOKER

Ugh. Could you let me type in peace for once. Fucking hell with you. This is why I never talk here. I sincerely hope you get run over today. - CROW

[kreachvera]

crow the terrible. wip

[rainswept]

me when i write a fic about wriothesley getting beat the fuck up for his birthday

[the-little-crow]

I’m gonna McFucking loose it. I’m tired but I can’t get my stupid ass to go to bed because apparently I really just need to scroll through my phone instead of JUST FUCKING SLEEPINF LIKE A WANT TO. My niece and nephew are spending the night (second night in a row) which means I haven’t eaten jackshit all day since I literally cannot eat If I’m stressed, AND I have work tomorrow. Gonna go force myself to lay down and contemplate life, then probably throw back enough melatonin that I see the hat man.

[ballpit-bakery]

SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL DIALOGUE WARNING

[yellow-g0ache]

As a man liker I feel like a lot of ppl focus on youth when it comes to liking men, smooth skin slim and fit are nice but have y'all beheld the beauty that is a man's crows feet when he smiles?????? The permanent shadows of hair shaved countless times???????? The lightly calloused hands from years of wear but soft enough to know he's rested????? We need to graduate from boys to men

[egret-orchids]

hey six of crows/the umbrella academy likers who wants to hear about my crossover au.

[md-confessions]

i must confess, i hate how the plushies look.

so im going to explain why as well, sorry for the V likers

- V's plushie is the most fucked up, her face proportions are completely off because her mouth section isnt big enough, pulling down where her eyes are, which gives her a massive forehead. It's kinda like they designed her with her head leaning/looking downwards, and then didn't move the hair with it?

- N's plushie has flat felt fabric looking hair for absolutely no reason, as far as i can tell he is on gen2 of his plushie, and I read that some assumed they had a lower production budget, thus N looking the cheapest of the bunch. give my boy his beautiful hair back!!

- Uzi's plushie is mostly fine, but the hair has a lack of detail texture, its like 1 step above N's hair but kinda just looks like playdough formed into the shape of hair without any feature lines to give the hair strands depth

- Dog N doesn't have any other reference material and exists solely as a simple dog plush, so he is fine. looks very kickable like uzi's mom

- Crow Uzi is a good recreation of the Ep5 crow, with an added beanie. Although the added white belly area is a weird touch, no opinion, she is fine. looks very holdable like hamburger

- N head. it is... (opens Autodesk AutoCAD, ctrl-v image, convert to vector lines, ctrl-c sketch, opens Autodesk Inventor, ctrl-v sketch, scale 12x11 in, extrude additive 4in, export). yea the N head plushie is extremely meh, what i just described is how "easy" it would be to make a 3d model of the N head plushie, its literally a flat texture extruded into a 3d shape, and it costs *more* than the regular N plushie

and finally...

- J's plushie. how fucking ironic that the character with the highest standards gets the best looking plushie. J is literally perfect. her hair? on fleek. outfit? baller. facial structure? perfectly displeased with you. J is the best plushie.

.

[sakumasmut]

admittedly it’s a bit funny so many mama likers give him a breeding kink because when me and crow made tierlists on characters that would keep an unexpected pregnancy or not we both agreed that mama would fucking dip

[yandere--stuck]

Genuinely curious: why Joker? What is it about him?

Also your writing has kinda made me like him, just a little.

I think it's likely a combination of many things. One of which being that I've been enthralled by the character from a young age. I remember playing the first two Arkham games as a kid and really enjoyed the portrayal of the character and Mark Hamill's performance of the role. Each time I replay the games, I feel I have an even better understanding and appreciation for this version of Joker.

I also recall catching Mask of The Phantasm on TV as a kid, and being scared when Joker kills a guy off screen. It left an impact on me and added to my interest of the character.

But nowadays, I love J for how unrelentingly and unapologetically awful he is. And how happy it makes him! How much of his existence is dedicated to doing terrible things just for the sake of getting Batman's attention because Batman is his reason for existence.

I love how funny and goofy and silly he is! I love the motifs of smiles and carnivals and chattering teeth. He does so many horrible things with a smile on his face and it's charming I'm ngl. And I legitimately think he's funny <3

I like that he goes out of his way to hurt people close to Bruce if they ever threaten to get between them because he's that devoted to him.

I could write an essay about all the reasons I like him,,, I rotate him and Bruce around in my brain 24/7 clown boy I love youuu!!!

And Arkhamverse Joker is the cutest J imo. Pretty boy Joker is great and all but PEAK Joker is a man reaching his 50's with a big chin and nose and smile lines and wrinkles and crow's feet. I'm right.

I hope I could convince you to join the Joker liker side >:3

[toournextadventure]

quick question: do you mind if someone likes/reblogs a lot of stuff in a row? I want to catch up on EBH but it's been so long that I can't remember where I left off, so I was just gonna reread from the start (and probably end up reblogging a lot)

Signed,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Crow

(yes I am alive, no I don't know if you remember me. I think last time I said something was after my nephew was born, and that was about nine months ago. crazy how time flies when life keeps ya busy)

Of course I remember you, my dude! But was it really that long ago? Life is moving too fast

But listen, go be a serial liker/reblogger, I think it's fun. I'm one of the people that watches the notifications come in and go "oh shit, they're at [insert chapter], those poor things 👀"

[notthephantomthievesreal]

Salutations,Crow! It is late in the night and I couldn't help but feel compelled to drop in and say hi. In truth; I've been thinking about you ever since I last had the pleasure of speaking with you. I hope you are well. I am,but thinking about you too much makes me ill. Though,it is an illness I welcome with open arms,just as I would you.

-Crow liker.

!!!!

Ah... dear admirer, thank you kindly. You know how to hype someone up!

I'm glad my presence can give you some peace of mind but...please take some time to breathe fresh air once in a while! Wouldn't want you actually getting sick, you know?

Also, while i would love to meet you in person...i hope you understand, but i don't do well in the light of day... after all, the phantom thieves live in the shadows, as you know. Still, I send you my greatest wishes. Feel free to write again whenever you wish. -CROW

hey anon. you hit your head on something? be careful what you wish for... - JOKER

again, no one invited you to write here, my dear rival ^^ - CROW

[dreamingrobots]

hiiiii 6 & 7 for the nature asks cuz ur the bird liker to me

TY!!!!!! i’m the bird guy <3

6. What's your favorite bird you've ever seen?

cooper’s hawk!! they’re always just hanging out in the city killing other birds. shit rocks

7. What’s your favorite bird song or call?

FISH CROW is so funny, they sound like if a normal crow was kinda nasally and stuffed up. also phoebes and wood-pewees bc they say their name!! also cuckoos, i’ve only heard one once but they have such a cool distinctive sound :)

[chrisrin]

hello homestuck liker. i am suggesting meraki-sunset's crow strider au if you have feelings about Anyone in the webcomic. its done super well imo

i've seen the crow strider stuff around and i've yet to poke my head in... maybe this will be the final push for me!

[cataclysmcrows]

previous username: universeshards

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webcomic: MASQUERADE OF REFLECTIONS

In a theater on the moon, an ancient knife that once belonged to a god has been stolen. Trapped in the theater, Cata, a scientist on the run from himself, and an unlikely group of strangers are forced to cooperate and work together to uncover the truth and unmask the thief--which is easier said than done when everyone there has secrets of their own.

[indigo-flightly-falls]

ATTENTION HERMITBLR

If you see this you are obligated to reblog and put your niche AUs in either the tags or as text.

And by 'niche' I mean something like a show many people don't watch or a random book from the library or something. Basically something that as far as you can tell, hasn't been created before.

I have hand selected three of my personal collection, but I have many more rattling around the brain. Under the cut because I love to ramble :)

Jinxed: This is based off the book 'Jinxed', which is set in a world where little animal robots replace phones called bakus. There are at least 4 tiers to these robots, although there might be more because I haven't read the second book yet- The current idea I have is that the Hermits are a friend group from one of the schools, and the traffic gang are sneaking out to take part in illegal baku fighting. That's it I haven't fleshed this out but robot animals and cool technology and maybe some angst. The angst comes in the form of the Watchers who run the fights slowly manipulating the kids.

Children of Stardust: This is based off a random book I grabbed off the library shelf. It's so good. It takes part in a galaxy that gives away powers in the from of kobastickers. The reason it's on the list is because the Saba guild the main character belongs to gives off Hermitcraft energy. The kids gathered so many lawsuits and the one in charge of them just does not care. There's also this place called the City of Children, where all the adults just vanished and now it's run by kids. Idk cool space adventures filled with chaos.

Skyborn: This one is based off the book series Skyborn! It's a three part series that takes place in a universe where everyone is a bird hybrid. Fellow bird/avian likers come get your dream universe. This one you could pretty much either just use the given universe or filled in the canon characters! If we're going with filling in canon characters here's some ideas: Ellie - Gem. A sparrow who wants to join the elite guard and when she doesn't she joins a band of thieves? I feel like Gem would be a great Ellie :) Gussie - Mumbo. I have nothing to say except vibes. And also the fact that Gussie was from the high clans but then ran away to work on inventions. This role was made for Mumbo. Twig is Bdubs I will not explain. It is simply the vibes. Nox... is harder to place. Etho might work, but that interferes with another idea I had. Basically to get a Nox grab a traumatized guy who would be a crow hybrid and is bad at feelings. Scar and Grian are that that prince and guard that might be in love. You can take this a /r or /p but they'd be great. Anyone else I'd say are background characters or cameos! There are a lot of possibilities! This universe is filled with potential angst and fluff, with so much cool world building! I'd also recommend checking out the books if you don't mind them being targeted for kids!