#Calogrenant

[dagonet]

Kaamelott, Livre III, Les Affranchis

[sloubs]

sketch dump de persos que je dessine jamais (rip lancelot j'ai jamais réussi à en faire qqch)

[weaver-z]

Trans women will write a silly little comic about a trans gal in King Arthur's court and then wallop you over the head with emotion when you least expect it

[gellavonhamster]

reading the post-vulgate, part 2 (the quest for the holy grail)

Lancelot describing Galahad as "strangely beautiful" makes me imagine Galahad was the kind of child who looks angelic but says the most cryptic shit

I love misinterpreting chapter titles on purpose

like, oh no, what happened, were they such bad guests?

Tristan's horse is called BASTARD

I gotta be honest, I'm just skimming some parts because they largely repeat the Grail Quest in the Vulgate, and I'm not interested in the Grail Quest enough to read it for the second time in a row

but at least this one has Palamedes. Everything is better with Palamedes

Calogrenant's death is fascinating - his body bleeds milk instead of blood, and from this milk some sort of medicinal/poisonous herbs grow

Guinevere wearing a crown of thorns in Lancelot's dream. Hmm.

“Whatever [Mordred] may be,” said Gawain, “he’s our brother, and we must love him, however much others hate him.” 💔💔💔

Agravaine tells Gawain that either Lancelot or Eric is fated to kill him, and Gawain immediately goes "oh, that certainly can't be Lancelot, he'd risk his life for me"... god

the story of the conception and family of Arthur the Less is some dark shit

Arthur and Morgan parted on worst possible terms and yet he asks her for information about his son and she actually provides it

you can always count on Palamedes for Pining and Yearning and Longing

"Galahad went off across the forest, glad to escape from Tristan’s company" relatable

love that Tristan and Palamedes are never, never normal about each other

"the More Than Good Knight" is such a funny title

very interesting that in this version Perceval's virtuous, self-sacrificial sister who takes part in the Grail quest also concocts a plan to have Gawain killed for the murder of her relatives

did NOT have King Mark trying to invade Logres on my bingo card for this

"When Kay heard this, he could not help saying, “Sir knight, I’m King Arthur’s man, and I’m so much his that I would be disloyal if I didn’t avenge him on all his enemies with all my strength. For love of him I say to you that you have no greater enemy in the world than I." 💔

"Lancelot’s luxurious lifestyle" is sending me

Palamedes <3

points were made!

Esclabor killing himself after the death of his son and ordering his squire to write the letters on his son's tombstone with his blood... insane insane insane

this must be the most incest-heavy version of Arthuriana I've read so far? Nothing prepared me for the origins of the Questing Beast

[missterwild]

Donc, j’ai fait des fanarts Kaamelott (pour une raison ou un autre)

Anyway, enjoy

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Calogrenant : The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part, deal with it.

Bohort : Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Galessin : Yo Socrates! It's a fucking COOKIE!

[aramielles]

good morning to him and him only 🤌😩

[rarougrougrou]

👉👈 calo pour une pdp pour moi ??

Et un calo, un!

[pas-de-la-kaamelott]

franchement de toutes nos conversations, @pigeonneaux, ça c’est vraiment le truc le plus cursed que tu m’a pondu

pour ceux qui auraient pas compris non plus, quand moi je dis cal, je veux dire le diminutif de calder, le nom d’un de mes oc. que je ship avec blaise. pas calogrenant. n’essayez même pas d’imaginer blaise x calogrenant à moins que vous n’ayez de l’eau de javel à avaler juste après

bonus :

[art-blogge]

this was SUPPOSED to only be kirby stuff after the first two (Makenna and Mephi). SUPPOSED TO. we see how well THAT went.

i will not be explaining the falspar corner beyond “rebalanced OP power i arbitrarily decided on when i was like 12 and refuse to remove”. solo galacta knight bc i think it came out cute.

[jananabananawithnopeel]

C'est peut être un peu tôt (world cup is only next year après tout) mais un AU Kaamelott Rugby.

Bon c'est surtout parce que ca veut dire qu'ils auraient des p'tits short ridicules avec la moitié des cuisses découvertes 😳

Et puis Arthur ou même Lancelot avec la dégaine de Chabal ... bref

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En première ligne y'a 'les frères KK' les piliers Karadoc et Kadoc et le talonneur c'est Hervé de Rinel

Deuxième ligne faut deux asperges, du coup Blaise et Galessin (en plus c'est le role de l'ombre donc ca leur va bien)

Troisième ligne c'est Merlin, Elias et Perceval en 8

9 et 10 c'est Arthur (Capitaine) et Lancelot

Yvain et Gauvain c'est les ailiers

12 et 13 c'est Léodagan et Calogrenant

Le 15 c'est Bohort obligé 😂 plus le ballon est loin, mieux il se porte

[sir-borre]

Yvain, the Knight of the Lion

Max Baldry - Prince Yvain of Gore

Emilia Clarke - Lady Laudine

Olivia Cooke - Lady Lunete

Charlie Vickers - Sir Calogrenant

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Sir Gawain of Orkney

Katie McGrath - Queen Morgana of Gore

Chris Pine - King Arthur of Britain

Gene Tierney - Queen Guinevere of Britain

Peter Sellers - Sir Kay

[queer-ragnelle]

The Queen's Knight by Marvin Borowsky | More quotes at Arthuriana Daily

[tiodolma]

SIR CALOGRENANT: i was defeated soundly. oh for shame

KAY THE SENESCHAL: oh pls calogrenant you and your whiny ass just wanna gain favor with the queen. u think you are all so better than us jfc

MY LORD YVAIN: I will avenge you, cousin!!

KAY: and here is bootlicker Yvain always making himself look good in front of our sovereign

QUEEN GUINEVERE: stfu kay. one more word and im gonna hang you for treason

KAY THE SENESCHAL: (sticks out his tongue)

MY LORD YVAIN: nah it's okay my queen, Kay's words don't really mean anything to me

KING ARTHUR: lol calogrenant's adventure sounds interesting. what if i go avenge him too? that would be fun!

MY LORD YVAIN: squire u gotta dress me real quick. i must go. dont ever let anyone find out where im going. esp the king.

MY LORD YVAIN: im gonna find the places calogrenant went, and then i will have adventures, i will have a place of glory. fuck Kay tbh. im gonna make him eat his words.

MY LORD YVAIN: (kills a local lord, watches on as the lord's wife and people mourn and thrash in grief)

DAMSEL: jfc sir hide yourself. listen to me. and dont make a fuss so that these people wont find you and kill you.

MY LORD YVAIN: gdi i need evidence that i killed a man coz Kay will be so goddamn annoying if i dont bring home a war trophy

......

liveblob notes: kay is the real final boss here istg

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Alternative responses to "I love you"

Léodagan : A horrible decision really.

Arthur : I'm sorry.

Lancelot : I know.

Gauvain : Thanks.

Bohort : *laughs nervously*

Calogrenant : *finger guns*

Galessin : If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Blaise : *laughs hysterically*

Mevanwi : Who doesn't?

Yvain : YEEEEET

Karadoc : Why?

[aramielles]

okay on a la funko d’arthur. maintenant j’attends les funkos du cercle des grosses sluts de kaamelott (lancelot / galessin / calo / caius / dagonet)