#the one and only

[stick-ball]

🎤😮‍💨:

🫵 👤💡, 🙋 🤝 🤷‍♂️. 👶 ⬆️🧑🏻‍🍼🪺 ➡️ 🦸🏻‍♂️🌟 😓 💯, 💯 🤯 4️⃣ 🫵. 🕰️ 🪙💱, 🚫 👨, 🚫 🚹 📥 🫵 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🤔 🫵 💎 🚫🤑 📤 🥍 🏯— 😮‍💨, 🗣👂 💪🏼😱. 🧑🏻📅 ➕️ 🙋 💬 🫵 🤨📊 ➕️ ❌️🔚 👨‍🦳🚩 ♾️ 🕰️. 🙋 💡 👉 ❌️ 🌍 🫵 🐈‍⬛🫗 🫵 🧠 😵⚖️ ➕️ 🦠🤧 🔄 🤪 📴 🤴🏻🥇, ➕️ 🙋 🧠 🫵 👣 🚫 🤲 👍 💬 🔄 🚹 👍 💯👥️ ✅️ 👨🥫, 🍑 🙋 ❌️ 🤔 👥️ ⬅️ 🤷 👉➡️👈 🫳 🆙️ 🟰 📈 📴 🫵 🐂💩. 🥺 🔛 👤🎁 🫵 🆘️ 📈 🛟🙏, ➕️ 🫵 🔚 🆙️ 🧮 6️⃣ 🤬 ⏮️. 🪚 🤌, 🤌, 🤐🖕🆙️ ➕️ 👉🚪 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🤾‍♂️ ⬅️ 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

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[boredth]

Happy Birthday Keanu 👑

[huyandere]

i hope she’s having fun

[robertxdarling]

Björk for Vogue by Vidar Logi

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Have you ever considered one (probably Marco lol) or multiple of the animorphs post war on some kind of celebrity tv show (ie game shows for charity or something like dancing with the stars)?

Oh man, if you throw Marco's win-at-all-costs attitude in with his natural trollishness, and then you take into account the media landscape of the naughts... Hoo boy.

Survivor: In a rare unanimous outcome, Marco is voted off by complete consensus after the third incident where he gets his team disqualified from a challenge by turning into a chimpanzee to complete an obstacle course.

The Dating Game: Marco is supposed to be the third contestant to introduce himself to the bachelorette. Instead, he comes out of his booth directly after the second contestant is done speaking, declares "Well, that's me persuaded!" pulls out his bouquet, and presents it to the man next to him: "Wanna go on a date, handsome?" The second contestant, blushing but looking flattered, takes Marco's hand in his; they walk off the set together.

Crossfire: After public statements about "not too sure on this climate change," Marco is invited to oppose an ecologist as they debate the reality of global warming. During the episode Marco remains silent as the scientist presents her arguments, even when the host prompts him repeatedly to argue. The host starts arguing with the scientist, only to have Marco shush him and go "I'm trying to listen!" After filming 3 hours' footage, during which the climate scientist spoke for 2 hours 50 minutes, Marco goes "Gotta bounce — have fun editing that!" and disappears into an air vent.

The Apprentice: Honestly, we're not sure what happened here? The host, like, disappeared, directly after the end of the season Marco appeared in. He's not dead, we don't think — I guess he moved to Uzbekistan? But no one's heard from him since he donated all his real estate holdings to the American Cancer Society and fled the country. Go figure.

[toointojoelmiller]

Joel Miller...

scurryin'

first aidin'

poppin' kneecap

cockin' rifle

traffic jammin'

[delizbin]

Peeta Mellark

[urjustaguyonahorse]

he's a babyboy, he's a killer, he's the worst spy the uk has ever seen, he's the next james bond, he's more scared of his babysitter than he is of international threats. what's worse? he's blonde.

[julesdraws]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY FELLOW AROS AND ACES!! <33

[intheorangebedroom]

I woke up to the thought of waking up to Frankie straddling the back of your thighs and spreading your butt cheeks, staring into your pussy.

And when you ask him “What exactly are you doing, Morales?” he chuckles softly and answers, “I’m looking at it, baby, so tight and pretty, wondering how the fuck I can fit in it so well.”

You bury your face in your pillow to regain some composure and you say, “I thought you had it figured out, you’re the engineer,” so he goes, “Oh, I know how.” And he lets his spit gently roll down his tongue straight into your cunt, bullseye, and then he thrusts in slowly, pushing with both force and restraint and you moan so loud but he still grunts louder.

And then I had to go about my day knowing this man isn’t real.

[wrongspacetime]

Marlene Dietrich as Tanya TOUCH OF EVIL (1958) | dir. Orson Welles

[bobbiedebruyn]

AVA SILVA

Life has a really f-cked-up way of making your dreams come true

[28mindgames]

he didn’t lie !!!

[zsofieia]

"... you came."

"you called."

and then they made o

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

back at it again with one of those tiktok trends ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

you have no idea how much i spent trying to make ink's illustration look right i struggled SM FOR SOME REASON?? ¿?? it's not like this was the first time i ever drew him like 😭

BUT!! NEVERTHELESS!!!!!!! ¡ i think it all paid off in the end i mean LOOK AT IT the background isn't just plain white!! wowie!!!!

this was a good excuse to do a redraw of that one ink drawing from comyet AND to do his iconic "you called?" line

also

hand kith :*

ink belongs to comyet!

error belongs to loverofpiggies!!

[the-blu-of-the-robo]

Lyle Wainfleet

[milochugger]

so,, i asked my grandma to name deltarune characters :>