#Canada family

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[hereisnean]

Today I served a shitty family with a very horrible mother. She complained about everything: the table's stain, the waffles, and the omelet. Her husband seemed to be a shitty guy too, that's why they ended up together I guess. Poor the girl. She seems to be suffering from her parents.

To be honest, I really feel Canadian families in general kinda sucks. Some might be nice but not every single one, especially fathers. They're cheap somehow. The other day I got $ 2 for the table of $78. Another time, I served a lady with 3 kids and their gramma, and they gave me 5$ out of a $101 bill. These were not enough for me to tip out of the kitchen.

I know people are cheap but please tip at least 10% for me to pay back the fucking kitchen.

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[beleth]

All ill say if the us supreme court decides to turn over the indian child welfare act and i don't see white people talking about it, especially white lgbt people, i will be pissed

Edit: Turned off reblogs bc it was upheld! Yippee!

[where-are-the-pixels]

Face family Doodles

[jaynuu]

the lengths I'll go for a shit post

(alt. versions below)

last one is FACE fam, pls don't tag as us/uk or eng/can 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[kan-be]

myyyy piece for @hws-anthology !!!

it’s always fruk but never face fam 😔 needed to fix it so here is a little summer trip of my fav dysfunctional family (they would absolutely kill each other by the end of it) big thanks to the mods for this TITANIC work, check out the full zine here ✨

Happy 10th anniversary!!!! ❣

[snoozerin]

hetareqs from intagram

[serchive]

charles saw the "ollie is the forgotten son" allegations and decided to take him with him instead of leo

[m4nsch]

happy family photo

[avocados-of-law]

"A family is just people who care about each other more than anything else, right?" -Tails, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Happy Family Day

[crepegosette]

local witch takes her kids to a midnight ride

[uk4yy]

remember to look both ways !

[staralite]

Just imagining the na bros doing normal sibling things

Matthew washing his hands and Alfred walks in his vicinity so Matthew splashes him.

Matthew thinking about taking a shower for a good 15 minutes and when he finally says out loud “I’m gonna go take a shower now,” Alfred rushes into the bathroom to take his shower first.

Matthew washing dishes and Alfred places a dirty glass on the counter beside the sink and Matthew just glares at him.

While watching a movie together a monster appears on screen and they both go “Oh hey look it’s you!” at the same time.

Them having to share a bed during family vacations and fighting over the covers the entire night.

Matthew always talking shit about Alfred but whenever someone agrees with him and says “Ya Alfred is pretty annoying,” Matthew gets super angry and protective.

Alfred getting scolded by Arthur and Matthew’s behind Arthur with his arms crossed, nodding his head all like “Yeah dad and I told him—”

Alfred getting bored and going into Matthew’s room and touching everything. Matthew is laying on his bed on his phone just staring at him. He eventually loses his patience and throws a pillow at Alfred and yells at him to get out of his room. Alfred giggles, grabs something and runs out. Matthew runs after him and they end up roughhousing in the hallway.

When Alfred and Matthew are little Alfred starts copying everything Matthew is saying. Matthew tells is him to stop several times so eventually Matthew says “I’m stupid,” and Alfred repeats “I’m stupid.” Alfred realizes what he just said and starts crying and Francis has to comfort him. (Matthew has a little shit eating grin on his face)

[sunnysssol]

a FACE family comic commission for @hinata28h !! thank you so much <3

( comms open )

[qhimberly]

FACE Family Troubles

I didn’t post this for this for the longest time because the angles were ass but I still think it’s funny so here we go. France is at a meeting and nobody misses him more than America and Canada.

[genericpuff]

hi this is your obligatory reminder from a Mi'kmaq-Saulteaux pal that:

1.) the ribbon skirt is a traditional ceremonial garment worn by many First Nations women to celebrate their connection to Mother Earth and reclaim their Indigenous identity from and in spite of colonization;

2.) the RCMP was literally founded as a colonial police force meant to drive Indigenous / First Nations peoples out of their territory to make way for settlers (see: the "starlight tours")

3.) racism towards indigenous people in Canada is still alive and well (the last residential school didn't close until 1996) and so the RCMP adopting ribbon skirts is not only incredibly tone deaf towards their own history and the role they played in wiping out Indigenous culture, but insulting to the practice of ribbon skirts and what they mean to many Indigenous people across the country

4.) when a government entity limits who can comment on their posts, that should tell you exactly where their priorities and intentions lie.