#Captain Connie

[cursedcrowscaw]

Current Wip of Cap'n Connie.

[alizha]

how all the kids reacted to historia punching levi (mikasa omg)

bonus:

[vampireg1rl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEETEST PRETTIEST MOST SMART CUTE BOY EVERRRR MY BABY ARMIN ILY 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[marvelgifs]

SEBASTIAN STAN as JAMES "BUCKY" BARNES and JENNA COLEMAN as CONNIE CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011)

[ae-chidori]

*and Armin somewhere in the Titan form

[rocknroll-stolemyass]

SNK characters and the can you buy me pads text, part I

Like if you want a second part hehe

[leviismybby]

Levi is just a tired dad realizing that his kids are growing up too fast

[n3ssier]

aot men with a s/o who struggles with sleep ⋆˚꩜｡

contains: connie, levi, reiner, erwin

masterlist - part 1 here

connie springer

-definitely someone who hates going to bed and would much rather piss about all night, however he understands that sleep is something you value highly due to your difficulty getting it, and therefore makes a lot of time at night to get comfy and go to sleep with you

-if you're struggling to fall asleep, he'll try and find activities to tire you out, such as a pillow fight, a walk to the convenience store for snacks, having a movie marathon, or being more active during the day.

-he holds you REALLY tight at night, you'll be lying there suffocating as connie snores away as he spoons you from behind

-extremely loud snorer, he constantly wakes you with his snoring, he also drools in his sleep and sometimes sleeptalks, its almost a nightmare in itself LOL but he feels super guilty about it the next morning

-if you experience a lot of nightmares he'll buy you plushies for comfort and a cute lamp to keep on in the night (he uses an eye mask so that the light doesn't disturb him)

levi ackerman

-as someone who suffers from insomnia, he can (to an extent) understand your pain. he offers you insight into the relaxing habits he has in hopes of them helping you too

-if you're struggling to fall asleep, he'll bring you out to the balcony/porch with two cups of tea so that you both can just chill in the moonlight for a bit before trying to get back to sleep

-he forbids you from drinking any energy drinks after 4pm, because he knows it'll only make things worse for you later that night...

-at night if you both can't sleep, you find yourself quietly talking to each other about life as you face the dark ceiling above you in bed

-makes sure you turn your phone off an hour before bed in hopes of clearing your mind and preventing you from getting nightmares

reiner braun

-will massage your back and shoulders in the shower to help you wind down for bedtime and let loose

-if you wake up from a nightmare, he gently spoons you from behind and twirls your hair around his finger in an attempt to soothe you and make you feel safe

-when you can't sleep he will literally contort his body into any position you want to cuddle in, just as long as you're comfy

-if you're ever afraid to sleep due to regular nightmares occuring, he'll reassure you that he's going to be here with you the whole time, and that he'll be there for you to wake up to

-if you ever manage to fall asleep before him, he'll place a gentle kiss on your forehead and smiling at the peaceful sight of you before drifting off himself

erwin smith

-every single morning he asks you "how did you sleep, honey?" if you tell him you slept well he'll smile and continue making breakfast, if it wasn't good he'll already be preparing you a coffee and putting some extra love into the breakfast he's cooking up

-often buys you different pajama sets and blankets in hopes of finding the perfect, most comfortable combination, even washing them for you so that they're fresh

-can always tell if you're having a nightmare from small details such as your breathing pattern, and will gently wake you in order to pull you out of it

-will have soft music or white noise playing in hopes of it helping you fall asleep, as well as getting in and out of bed to open and shut the windows for you whenever you ask

-holds you close to his chest at night to feel you and remind you that you'll always be safe in his arms

taglist: @chinchillaerwin

[levi501ackerman]

social media x Levi head cannon

Levi would not have social media

Or

Levi made an insta account only because you have one. His account is private

He has 4 followers: you, Erwin, Hange and because he liked the kid, Armin. (Eren has been pestering Armin wondering why Levi lets Armin follow him and not himself.)

He has no profile picture, no bio, but because insta keeps telling him to make his 1st post he does it to stop getting the notifications.

All he does is post a screenshot of one of your pics from your insta. Its poorly cropped so anyone who could look at it can tell he just screenshotted one of your insta pics. There’s no caption.

He follows less than 15 accounts including you, Erwin, Hange and Armin. Some are cleaning ASMR accounts or organization ASMR and maybe a cat account.

He doesn’t like or comment on any posts.

One day Hange posts and Levi is barely in one of the slides, but he’s still tagged.

His notifications get blown up with over 20 follow requests.

Eventually he goes through them. He lets Sasha follow him only because she’s your best friend. He hesitates to follow her back, he does only because of you.

Sasha brags about it to Jean, Eren and Connie

Moblit is the only person Levi reached out to first. He follows him and later Moblit requests.

As time goes Levi’s insta is just photos of you, he’s not even in it.

The captions are just “one year with my girlfriend.”

“christmas with my girlfriend”

“two years”

“three years”

he wouldn’t post about the engagement

“four years”

He posts one professional photo of you and him from the wedding

Levi finally lets Eren follow him. He doesn’t follow back

masterlist

[abby-s-phillips]

Cosplay

Boyfriend!Levi x Reader

Summary: Levi leaves his uniform and ODM gear out. The opportunity is too good to pass up.

Warnings: N/A

Word Count: 458

You had been lying in Levi's quarters for what felt like hours at this point. You knew he was supposed to meet with some of the higher-ups, but you hadn't expected it to take literally all day. You were starting to get bored.

You decide to clean up a little bit. Not that anything was dirty--Levi liked to keep the place nearly spotless. But that speck of dust on the corner of his desk? That had to go. And that stack of papers? You found a folder to put them in.

And then, you see it. Levi had left his ODM gear laying out, and his green cloak was thrown carelessly over the back of his chair. You really shouldn't touch his things. But he wouldn't be back for awhile, and this was too good to resist.

Which is how you found yourself in the barracks a couple hours later, Sasha, Connie, and Jean huddled around you in a circle.

"Pathetic," you scoff, making sure to imitate Levi's harsh glare "Absolutely pathetic."

Cue the fits of laughter from your friends. Jean wipes a tear from his eye, hardly able to keep it together.

"Something funny, horseface?" you bark, "Laugh again. I'll have you cleaning the latrines with your toothbrush for a week."

The group erupts into another round of laughter.

"You think you're important because mommy told you so?" you laugh mockingly, "News flash: you're not. Get back to work."

"Wait--" Sasha manages to wheeze between giggles, "What about that comment he said to me the other day?"

A dangerous grin spreads across your face as you walk up to her.

"Maybe if you spent less time inhaling everything in sight and more time running, you'd survive longer," you seethe, "But hey, who am I to judge? At least you'll be slow enough for a Titan to catch you first."

Connie is clutching his stomach at this point, and Jean is gasping for air. Although you had fully committed to the bit, you couldn't help the giggle that escaped your lips.

"And how would I react if someone stole my gear?" you hear a voice from the doorway--cool and dangerously calm.

Shit. It was Levi. Your smile fades instantly, and your face pales.

"I--uh--" you try to explain, but you're at a loss for words.

Within two strides, Levi is next to you. He gently takes the ODM blades from your hands and resheathes them. He then takes a moment to adjust the cloak around your shoulders, which had become slightly crooked. You stare at each other for a moment. Then, you squeak and dart off, running as fast as your legs will carry you.

He just sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Tch, brat," he grumbles.

[cursedcrowscaw]

This is Captain Connie of the pirate ship known as the Ouroboros. He is a twilight domain cleric of the demon Dagon.

I finally got around to doing a full body of then & I really like how it turned out!

Line Art

[levisfootstool]

Can I Sit here?

Summary ; AOT men react to you asking to sit on their face.

Fet ; Levi, Armin, Eren, Jean, Connie X Fem reader

TW ; face sitting, mentions of riding 

LEVI

He would be totally unfazed by the question. He would just looking at you with his normal hard lined mouth expression." That is an absolutely filthy act, brat" Would tell you to come to his office later before going back to what ever he was doing. 

"You wanted to see me sir" you say entering Levis office. "Yes I did " He gets up from his desk, taking off his signature white scarf making his way to lay down on the couch. You watch as he begins to wipe his face off with the scarf in his hands while looking at you. "Ugh sir what are you doing?" You ask. "Cleaning off your seat. Now take off those pants and sit on my mouth brat"

ARMIN

You broke the poor man for a minute. Armin.exe not working.

Face would be as red at a tomato.After he gets over his initial shook he will not stop babbling "You.. you want to sit where!?" After some reassurance he down and even eager.

"You..you want to s..sit where!?" Armin stutters out after a moment  "On you face 'Min" you say back against the shell of his ear, shifting in his lap. "Please 'Min, just want you to make me feel good. Only you can do that, make me feel so good" You can feel his resolve melting away at your wolds, his hand sliding up your back. "If that's what you really want" He stands the two of you up before taking your hand to lead you to his room "Just be ready to not walk tomorrow babe" he says with his sweet smile. 

CONNIE

Would blush at first. Man is so down before the words are even fully out of your mouth"When? We can go now, we don't have anymore training the rest of the night!" Very eager and enthusiastic about showing you what he can do. Would be pulling you down to his room right away.

"Connie" you whine, cozying up to his side and leaning in to his ear "Can I sit on your fa-" "YES!" he says very eagerly. Turning to you, blush creeping along his face. Laughing a little "I didn't even finish my sentence" He stands up grabbing your hand to pull you to your feet "Don't have to. Know what you want and I am more then willing to, lets go pretty. Were done with training today" You allow him to pull you away from every one and toward your room "Hey where you going?" Jean calls "MIND YOUR BUSINESS" Connie calls out "I cant wait to have you shaking above me" he says a smile on his face. 

EREN

He would give you a cocky smile. His gaze would be intimidating as he gets closer to you"And what do I get out of that?" He'd have you sitting on his face backwards so you can repay the favor. 

"You want to sit on my face huh?" He glares down at you. Both his large hands pressed to the wall behind you, next to your head caging you in "Yes 'Ren" you nod. "And what do I get out of this?" You look up "What would you like" He gives off a low chuckle. "Your gonna sit on my face backwards and be a good girl and repay me too" HIs words sending a jult down between your legs, as you nod your head. He grips your hand leading you to the rooms. "Come on good girl"

JEAN

This cocky MF! Taken aback at first then gives you a little smirk "Oh you want to sit on my face huh I dont blame you" He's just happy your giving him attention.Very eagerly stops what hes doing to leave with you.

"You want to what now?" He looks at you a little shocked. You just look up at him with your big eyes. The realization of your words sets in as a smirk sets on his face "Oh so you want a ride huh?" You shake your head yes "After dinner" you say going to pick up your cup of water. His hand grabs yours. "Nope, let's go. Your my dinner tonight baby" he says as he leads you away from the dining hall. "And after you leave my face a mess, I'll let you ride something else" he says as he drags your hand across the front of his pants. [ you cant tell me he wouldnt ]

[ldrloversblog]

Memes I found on Pinterest as AOT characters:

Eren and Jean are always catching strays from me cause they are my favourite losers 🩷

[sleepy-sham]

Big Post™ 22!!!!

This one's got some screenshots of my tweets which I haven't done in a while. Shout-out to @lilcreaturethingfromthewoods for sending me the posts used for #5 & 8 & giving me the main idea for #10 ily so bad my lil creechur

more aot memes

[ae-chidori]

Summer season is coming 🐡💦🐬🪼

[abiatackerman]

Interrupted by brats

The air in the mess hall cracks with tension as Jean and Eren square off. Their fists fly, and the other scouts gather around, placing bets and cheering like it is some twisted spectator sport. Mikasa’s stoic expression betrays her amusement, while Sasha bites on a potato, her eyes wide with excitement.

But then, the doors swing open as Levi and you step in. The entire scene freezes. Even the birds outside seemed to hold their breath. Levi's glare can melt steel, and the room temperature drops by a few degrees.

"Brats......"

He mutters, his voice is like a blade slicing through the chaos.

"What the hell is this nonsense?"

Eren and Jean stumble apart immediately and you sigh. They straighten their uniforms, faces showing pure fear as they avoid eye contact with their captain.

Levi doesn't waste time. He kicks Jean's abdomen, since he was the one who started the fight. Then he kicks Eren's ass hard making him stumble forward.

"You want to fight? Fine. I'll give you a reason to regret it."

His knuckles crack ominously and you sigh.

Levi's really pissed today. You just told him that you're leaving for a week since your dad has become sick and you haven't visited your family for a while. He's pissed thinking that it's gonna be a damn long annoying week without you. Just when you two were about to kiss, Historia rushes to Levi's office to inform him about the fight.  Levi is pissed about the interruption and now here he is, beating them up.

"Captain, I...."

Jean tries to speak but Levi stops him.

"Shut up!" Levi snaps. "And you, Jaeger."

He turns to Eren, who stands there massaging his ass.

"You're not innocent either. Next time you want to throw punches, do it in private. Got it?"

Eren nods so vigorously that his head may detach from his neck.

"Y-yes, sir!"

Levi stares at him for a while then looks at you again. You can tell by his looks he's thinking about punishing them. Your face softens as you look at Jean's and Eren's nervous faces, feeling sympathy for them.

"Both of you will clean this hall everyday for this whole week. One more fight and I'll increase the area of your cleaning also add daily laps to your lazy assed routine. Now all of you, out!"

Levi orders in his pissed tone as everyone rushes out of the hall. They all are relieved that Levi has just punished Eren and jean. Not them.

"Don't you think you are being too strict?"

You ask as the cadets leave the hall.

"I mean this hall is huge... Cleaning it every day is tough by only two people."

You say softly as Levi walks towards you.

"Though their behaviours are shitty they have loyal friends. I bet they all will clean it together."

He says as he grabs your chin.

"You're just too kind, angel. They'll be fine, don't worry."

You nod and remove his hand from your face and hug him tightly, wrapping your arms around his waist.

"You know? You looked so sexy and hot when you were beating them up. Everyone was looking at you with fear and you were the strongest intimidating leader, also your commanding voice... I did feel bad for them but... Shit... I'm fucking turned on."

Levi chuckles as his face is pressed against your head and he sniffs your sweet smell. His one hand wraps around your neck and the other one plays with your hair.

"Tch... You have a weird choice, but I'm not complaining."

He speaks in an amusing tone and removes his head from your hair to look at your face. He cups your face, his expression is soft with affection as he kisses your forehead.

"Just be safe for the week, ok? And make sure to come back to me unscarred."

He speaks, his voice full of affection. You chuckle.

"Even if I get in trouble, I'll use the combats you taught me. I'll be fine, don't worry."

You say smiling cheekily as Levi's eyes soften again. Your smile is his greatest weakness, he can't help but melt every time he sees it. And when he knows he's the reason behind it, his mind overflows with ecstasy.

He leans down and presses his lips softly against yours. You hum and close your eyes as you grip his shirt, only to feel his thumping heartbeat against your palm. His thumbs caress your cheeks as your lips move in a slow, soft and rhythmic way.

Just when Levi's tongue gently brushes against your lower lips and you are about to part your lips, suddenly, the mess hall's door swings open. Sasha and Connie stumble in, revealing Eren, Jean, Armin and Mikasa behind them. They freeze, cheeks flushed, eyes wide, as if caught in a forbidden act.

"Errr... Captain... we..."

Sasha tries to speak nervously, her cheeks pink.

"We were just..... Looking for the potato Sasha left behind."

Armin speaks shyly, his face flushed red. You try to suppress your smile as you look at the pissed expression on Levi's face.

"You shits were spying on us? What were you brats looking at? Never saw a man and woman kissing before?"

Levi speaks in a calm tone but you know he's fuming inside. Everyone turns red at his words, even Mikasa blushes.

"Eren and Jean will clean this mess hall, alone! And you all shits will clean the whole field. I'll check your work in the afternoon. If I see even a single darnel picking out of the grass, I swear I'll kick your lazy asses. As for the girls, you all will run 50 laps and no food until you clean your shits up. Mark my words!"

Levi speaks firmly as their eyes widened. You look at them sympathically as Sasha seems like she is about to cry.

"OUT!"

Levi says in a slightly louder tone than usual making them flinch as they rushes out.

"Damn brats. What are they? 10? Bothering us like annoying bugs."

He speaks in a pissed voice as you sigh and hug his neck to calm him down.

"They are just kids, Levi. They probably got curious when Sasha came back here for her potato and caught us kissing. Forgive them."

Levi relaxes in you arms as he starts to kiss your neck.

"Tch, I shouldn't care for them like this when they're this annoying."

You chuckle and tilt your head to let him kiss you. You rub his back.

"You're a great father figure, Levi. They also knows it."

You giggle slightly at the tickling feeling as his breath fans over you neck and his lips keep caressing you skin.

"I'll try to be a good father to our brat too. I won't say shitty words and won't be harsh. I promise."

He mumbles in a low voice as his grip on your waist tightens.

"I know you will, love."

You say softly as he removes his head to look at your face.

"Tch, I'll miss you, smartass..."

He says softly as he kisses your forehead.

"Me too."

You say and he presses his lips against yours again. Though this time you two kiss each other for a long time without any interruptions.

And this time, no brats were peeking on you two either.