#Cat Spraying Help
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Cat people of Tumblr, I beseech thee.
One of my kittens actively poops in my hallway, while I'm busy... Not while I'm away, but only when she knows I can't stop her.
Today, she escalated by pissing on a garment I can't soak in the usual hot & soapy, or cold vinegar baths that usually take away the stank. I wet it, and tried to sun-dry it, but it still STANKS & is already damaged from the urine & efforts to save it.
Dafuq do I do for this smell that won't eat the fabric? Does anyone have some old-school help that doesn't involve spending money I don't have, or knowing exactly what this piece is made from? (Borax is my go-to, but I know it's not great on cat smells)
#cat#cats#help#spray#please for the love of the few items i have left#please#please again#I'm so tired of this#kitten#kittens#also can you help me get this bitch to stop making my entire house smell like a frat boy with a piss kink#fabric#clean#old clothes
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Hey, bud. Try not to get down on your art. It's beautiful. With "interactions", there really is no predicting it. I can spend hours on a fic and it'll get no attention at all, and then rattle off a sleepy "lol my partner is an idiot"-based post and it'll crowd my notifications. Your work is loved and appreciated by your lil community, as are you.
Jack !!! I knooooow, you're absolutely right, the internet works in mysterious ways and focusing on interactions is dumb but man is my brain struggling to understand that. The worst part is when I start doubting a piece that I love because it's not getting a lot of attention, like yikes. Brb gonna go fight my brain in an empty parking lot until it gets the message or something
But for real I truly appreciate the reassurance and how genuinely supportive everyone is in this community. Thank you bud <3
#ask#nekro yapping#you know the water spray people use on cats when they misbehave#do this to me everytime I get in my head about my art#PPSCHFTPSSCHFT#The sauna piece sting a little because I posted a WIP who got an insane amount of interactions for just a WIP#and the final piece got like a third of what the WIP got#ah yeah also I'm just a number kind of person in the first place so that doesn't help#BUT#I truly need to learn to not give a shit about it#Drawing for myself and the Nikprice army who is lovely and deserves good things and a little pat on the head#🤜🧠🤛 hydraulic press that thing#SJHNVUJHSNV Anyway I truly appreciated your little ask man <3 Thank you ;-; ♥#Manifesting many lovely comments on all of your fics brrrrr
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Scott Pilgrim style crack fic where all 7 of Porter’s exes have formed an adventuring party to come kill him for being such a messy partner.
Porter has to fill Jace in so fast because if there’s anyone he needs to help him defeat them it’s his current boyfriend. Which? Can and most likely will backfire because they all have so much dirt on him it’s insane.
Jace is like “hey, babe.. maybe just talk to them? I don’t like the idea of murdering them bc things didn’t work out.” And Porter is just pleading with him, on his knees BEGGING Jace because, to quote John Mulaney, anyone that’s seen his dick or met his parents has to die. Jace PLEASE.
#I think it’s silly enough that all his toxic traits were just weird things about Porter that gave them the ick#pathetic Porter my beloved you little idiot#*spraying Jace with water like a cat* help your boyfriend before ex number 3 tells you that he pissed himself because a horse scared him#this becomes 10x messier when Porter tells Jace he dated someone from every adventuring party he’s ever been in#so these people are CAPABLE#Jace is sitting there like ‘oh I’m dying soon. cool. I’m dying at the age of 25 I had so much life left to live Porter WHY’#port 🛥️#Jace 💫💎#starbreaker#blewb rambles
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local lady found chilling in cube she hasn't used since I got the tower
#i was shocked#i didnt think my cats liked the cube bit#though i guess a little bit of catnip spray might have helped haha
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Pride Month Art #1: Non-Binaries!!!!!!!!!!1
#spike's art#H.E.L.P. Ghost#H.E.L.P. Pot#H.E.L.P. Fungal Spray#H.E.L.P. Cat Piano#pride month#non-binary#non binary#nonbinary#non biney#lgbtq#lgbtq+#H.E.L.P.#Helpful Endless Lovely Place#artists on tumblr#digital art#cat piano#fungal spray#pot#lavender town ghost#lavender town#ghost#lt ghost
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i genuinely cannot wait to become a zoologist
#I already study animals#my favorite studies so far are tigers (obviously)- lions- bears- chimpanzees- other big cats and et cetera#I want to work with animals and help save them from cruelty#my dream is to understand animals better and to keep them safe#btw if you end up going like camping#and you have bear spray#don't spray it up close spray it from like a distance#it works like pepper spray but for bears#more effective#and if you see a baby bear#try to get out of that area ASAP#for somewhere#you are directly in between a momma bear and her cub#that's actually very dangerous
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TELL THAT FREAK TO STAND DOWN!!!!
BILL CIPHER
IM TRYIIIING!!!!
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oh yeah update on the shelter for my cat, they emailed me back but it's cuz they're moving locations so i won't be able to surrender her till mid january at the earliest.........
#msposts#text#complaining#yeaahhh#and my roommates called me at work like#oh yeah the handyman is calling an exterminator for the roaches to treat hopefully the whole building#and im like it ebetter be cuz im certain the neighbours are adding to the issue here#i mostly see them at water sources in our house and rarely around like our garbage#so im certain theyre eating well somewhere#but then they were like uhhmmm we cant fit all 4 cat carriers into the back of our car and im like you could if u put two on the floor but#ig the issue isnt the space its the fact they just dont want to#told me “figure it out”#my only friends i know here i can ask fer help are super busy and theres still no eta for the guys to spray#and i gotta be otu fer 4 hours min#i cant bring the cats on the bus cuz one is very loud and if i uber anywhre itll be like 40 bucks for the day#assuming anyone will allow me over at all#so im prepping mentally for sitting outside with yowling cats for 4 fucking hours#and i just know the shit ass handyman will give us like 2 days notice and i wont have time to book it off for work#so i wont have enough for bills and will have to scrape by again#so whatever i guess idfk
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My cat is currently staring at my computer as I'm scrollling on Tumblr and sending texts, and that's kinda creepy.
Like...what got you staring like that ? 😃 What are you seeing that I'm not aware of ? 😃 Why did you spawn here just to purr at my computer ? 😃 Are you alright ? 😃
#alterhuman#cat#my cat is lowkey creepy but I think it's just a normal cat feature#also i sprayed perfume on my bed because there was a bug#so i panicked#and now my bed stinks of perfume it's awful#help i'm going to choke
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Shoutout to O’Malley who is the first cat I’ve ever had to be such a clean freak that he doesn’t have frito-smelling toe beans
#I used to wash my other cats feet’s when they got smelling like Fritos#I wouldn’t wash the WHOLE cat because I know that’s not great for them unless they are specific breeds or got egregiously dirty#like when Alcibiades fell in the toilet#bath time#but yeah I’d wash those nasty dirty paws#O’Malley has never once had frito feets#Tbf he’s also a bit neurotic and maybe it’s a bad sign that he’s so fastidious#he definitely has an anxiety disorder#but he’s clean as hell#I need to get those pheromone sprays again I feel like that helped his anxiety#I used them when he was in a multi cat household and he gets so stressed around other cats#humans no problem he wants to meet and be pet by every human on earth#cats freak him out#he’s been much calmer as an only cat but there’s still clear mental illness lol#some relaxation pheromones aren’t out of the question here
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forgive me father 4 i have been a smug asshole to people on the internet again. in my defense i was like, right, though
#literally cant help having a brain this big beautiful n IMPATIENT#i need a water spray bottle like cats have or some shit#c.txt
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Theres been developments that make me think that I might not be able to keep Rascal after all but I'm going to keep trying with him.
#he umm keeps mounting Hope and him doing this makes everybody upset#They all get along until this event happens and it happens daily now#Olive comes over and beats him up about it and gets protective about Hope#And then Hope gets so upset about it that she hits Olive when she tries to console her about it and check her#And then everyone hates eachtoher and it's honestly so miserable for everyone#And THEN Rascal gets so upset that he can't just like go outside when Olive gets mad at him and he has to be separated instead#He's used to being outside and it's like. Well a cat has a problem with you and you can leave#He's in my house ... I can sure separate him but .... he's still in the house#And I just don't know what to do#I'm gonna buy strongest-formula Feliway for an outlet because the spray DOES help#I keep giving him stuff he CAN mount instead like. Stuffed animals and shit#And this kinda works#But it's kinda fucked because when he sees it's not working with Hope he tries mounting ME?!?!?!?!?#AND ITS LIKE WTF GO AWAAAAAAYYYY MAN .........
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another year another journey home for the holidays another goddamn I forgot to put my travel bag through the wash and it still inexplicably smells like cat piss despite never having been pissed on should I take this or another significantly smaller bag fuck whatever I'll just drench it in body spray and hope that masks it
#i already had a headache and the copious amounts of £1 watermelon scented superdrug body spray didnt help#i know for a fact it has never been pissed on bc it hasnt been fully unpacked in a place with cats for like 4 years now#and none of my clothes in it have smelt of piss. and i havent had a cat that pisses in random places for also like 4 years#i first noticed the smell last year when i took it out from under my UNI BED where i DONT HAVE CATS and where it had been for several months#ugh
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she is nibbling me out of house and home
#kittens#miss brie#motherfucking cats#google search: when do kittens stop teething#i am soaking my LIFE in anti chew spray and it’s barely helping
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my cat acts as if i've horribly traumatized her every time i try to cut her nails, give her medicine, or get a dingle dongle off her booty hairs
#personal#its so sad she like presses herself in a corner and hides her face like im about to murder her#shes guilt tripping me#like girly pop im being your personal assistant#i bought feliway spray so we'll see if that helps w anything#the cat straight jacket i bought did NOT help she could get out of it smh#but the eye covering that came w it did actually help but it seems to restrict her breathing so i can only use it for a few minutes at a tim#im slowly desensitizing her by holding her paws and the clippers#she literally gets so annoyed everytime#THIS GIRL#smhhhh
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My icon is my cat, so I already deal with this on a daily basis
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
#at worst i will be unable to leave the house without a spray bottle on hand#i have the clingiest cat in the world#he complains when none of us are in his general vicinity and god help you if you've been in the house for a long period of time#he's so pathetic i love him
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